Even though evolution equipped our bodies with built in bottle openers – such as our hands, teeth, eye sockets, and fat rolls – when it comes to imported brands, our molars and hands just don’t cut it. Luckily, with the switchblade bottle opener we’ll be able to easily open any brew while looking like a badass.

While normal bottle opener key chains may suit the squares most, they lack the street cred and style of the switchblade bottle opener. Long after your eye sockets are worn out from opening ice cold brews, the switchblade opener will allow you to keep on binge drinking without hurting your reputation in public. The bottle opener measures 6.8″ x 1.1″ x 1.1″ so it fits comfortably in your pockets and works just like a regular switchblade; opening up brews is a snap with this handy and ultra portable bottle opener. It’s a tool no would be greaser or alcoholic should be without.