If people can’t handle your innate incredibleness, that’s their problem – keep their hater stares at bay with the deal with it pixelated sunglasses.Apart from protecting your eyes from harmful UV rays, these low resolution specks will keep you looking stylish as hell.
Become the most inebriated bastard at the party by chasing every shot with a pint of cold beer by using this beer-shot glass. Although the glass’s nonsensical design may not prove to convenient when drinking, it’ll impress your fellow party people.
Experience an unparalleled view of Neptune’s vast kingdom by exploring it in the foldable clear kayak. The military grade urethane skin, combined with the sturdy carbon kevlar frame make this kayak ideal for exploring the transparent tropical waters.
Take Spidey’s high-flying antics to new heights with the Spider-Man kite. Spidey strikes an action pose as he takes to the skies in this 35″ x 53″ kite that’ll make you the happiest geek since Benjamin Franklin discovered the nature of lightning and electricity!
Turn bedtime into playtime with the twister bed sheets. The sheets gloriously transform your mattress into a naughty full size twister play mat so you can enjoy this classic game the way it was truly meant to be played – naked, of course!
Add a retro touch to any room by lighting it up with the Rubik’s Cube lamp. This colorful Rubik’s Cube provides continuous illumination up for up to 2 hours and functions as both a toy when in use and a room accent when not.
Keep your pool so clean you could drink from it when you put the robotic pool cleaner on the job. This busy body is always on the move; two powerful motors not only clean the floor and walls, but also simultaneously filter the water.
Take a fashion tip from the caped crusader and opt for all black accessories such as the Batman bow tie. With its unique bat shaped contour, the bow tie works perfectly for placing a little bit of Bruce Wayne flare onto your formal wear.
Start brushing up on those Jedi skills because the laser saber – the non-fictional equivalent of the iconic lightsaber – has become a reality. It powers up and powers down within a magnetic gravity system, so you can mimic the functionality of a real lightsaber!
Host an orgy of relaxation in your backyard when you install the mega hammock! This gargantuan hammock – at what point is this not classified as a tarp? – is custom made out of a tough bonded nylon thread and is built to handle several people all at once.
Move over sliced bread, the water jet pack is officially the greatest thing ever. For only sixty eight grand you can own your very own water thrusting jetpack. It can lift you up to 30 feet high and thrust forward at 30 miles per hour – practically guaranteeing certain death.
This high quality and super detailed camera lens is actually a coffee mug you can drink out of! The camera lens coffee mug is a great gift for photography enthusiasts, and will surely turn many heads when people see you drinking out of it.
You might not be driving around in the Batmobile, but with the Batman brake light cover you can still show off your love for all things Batman by easily covering your car’s brake light and displaying the bat signal to all the envious drivers behind you.
Turn your morning showers into a fun psychedelic experience with the color changing shower head. Requiring no batteries or power, this unique shower head uses water pressure powered LED lights to transform the water into a cornucopia of color.
Experience the joy of watching your vegetables grow with this viewable root garden. This kid friendly kit includes everything you need to plant and observe the miracle of science, and makes an excellent gift for the young olericulture enthusiast.
Transform your MacBook’s apple logo light into a ball of ice being conjured by none other than Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat. These stickers are low-adhesive vinyl that can easily be removed and reapplied without leaving a sticky residue on your MacBook.
Stay organized and quit poisoning your body with ink when writing self reminders on your arms, wrists, and hands. Now you can write a reminder to yourself on these wrist watch post it notes that you wear on your wrist like a regular watch or bracelet.
The Nintendo Gameboy dress is the ultimate way to ensure you’ll never run out of facebook stalkers. This Nintendo Gameboy dress is hand knit and comes in multiple sizes so that women every where can drive the typical geeky male absolutely crazy.
Harry Potter fans can now control any TV with the flick of the wrist with this magic wand TV remote control! This magic wand TV remote control has 13 different gestures to do everything from turn the TV on and off to changing the volume or channel.
Tear up the seas like never before with this dolphin shaped power boat known as the Sea Breacher! This amazing dolphin boat is capable of submerging and launching at a high speed into the air like a real dolphin. Jet skis just became obsolete.
When you need to stay safe from the rain but also want to keep your man ego intact, a sword handle umbrella is the only solution. From broad swords to samurai swords, you’ll look like a rain impenetrable warlord walking around with any one of these umbrellas.
No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.
Say farewell to those sticky fingers next time you get your snack on using the Oreo dunking spoon. This unique utensil fits snuggly into the cookie so that you can conveniently soak it in delicious milk without making a mess or dropping it in the cup accidentally.
If you like wearing sweatpants all day, then you’ll love the wearable sleeping bag. With the ability to take a nap anywhere at anytime, the wearable sleeping bag is perfect for bums. It’s also great to wear while camping on chilly nights with its insulated core.
Tired of those weak regular laser pointers that don’t paralyze and cause permanent retina damage to someone when you point it at their eyes? Want to own a laser so powerful that it’s practically a lightsaber? We present to you the world’s most powerful laser.