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Giant Cardboard Robot Arms
Use the giant cardboard robot arms to fulfill your dream of terrorizing the neighborhood without breaking the bank. With just a few simple boxes, you’ll be able to transform yourself into the all-powerful destroyer of cities you always fantasized about becoming.
$39.00
42 saves 
Penis Shaped Egg Mold
Start your morning off right – with a penis in your mouth! With these naughty penis shaped egg frying molds you’ll be cooking up a protein storm of phallic shaped meals that will kickstart your metabolism and become a staple of your nutritious morning breakfast.
$4.44
38 saves 
Leather Bandages
Heal your boo-boos in style when you cover them up using leather bandages. They not only provide superior protection but also look great and can be accessorized with any casual or formal attire. Just make sure to remove them before entering the PETA fundraiser.
$15.00
28 saves 
Viking Ship Bed
Help your child channel his or her inner viking with the ridiculously cool viking ship bed. This bed is crafted to look like the viking explorer and war ships of yore, but it holds a tot-sized mattress and is comfy and cozy for your little person. A true heirloom piece!
$15,000.00
10 saves 
Graduation Cap Flask
Foreshadow your years of alcohol abuse brought on by the sudden realization that your liberal arts degree is completely worthless with this nifty graduation cap flask. Just fill it up with your favorite liquor and go out there and change the world!
Glow In The Dark Mushrooms Kit
Grow some mind blowing green mushrooms that glow in the dark with the glow in the dark mushroom kit. All you need is a nice wet log and some love and you can have some amazing glowing mushrooms in no time at all. It makes a great activity for the budding mycologist.
$26.95
54 saves 
Thirty Person Inflatable Lounger
Set up your very own personal V.I.P. lounge in just minutes with this thirty person inflatable lounger. Almost instantly, you’ll be able to turn your boring old backyard into an ultra exclusive lounge your friends and family will be fighting to get into.
$7,114.26
50 saves 
Nano Quadricopter
Soar through your office or classroom with great speed and agility thanks to the nano quadricopter. This pint-size helicopter flies at extraordinary speeds and is capable of preforming ultra-difficult maneuvers in both indoor and outdoor environments.
$173.00
80 saves 
Zerg Overlord Plush
Increase your food supply while upgrading your crafting skills when you spawn the Zerg Overlord plush sewing pattern. This cloaked unit detecting plushie can be crafted by virtually anyone with a sewing machine and is great for scouting the neighborhood for cheesers.
$11.00
21 saves 
Bacon Gift Box
Surprise your loved one with a gift to end all gifts – the bacon gift box. Jam packed with Oscar Mayer’s crisp and juicy bacon strips – this gift box will have that special someone crying tears of joy while they devour the professionally cured bacon.
$22.00
37 saves 
The Water Jet Pack
Move over sliced bread, the water jet pack is officially the greatest thing ever. For only one hundred grand you can own your very own water thrusting jetpack. The water jet pack can lift you up to 30 feet high and thrust forward at 30 miles per hour.
$100,000.00
1259 saves Camera Lens Coffee Mug
This high quality and super detailed camera lens is actually a coffee mug you can drink out of! The camera lens coffee mug is a great gift for photography enthusiasts, and will surely turn many heads when people see you drinking out of it.
$19.99
3904 saves Batman Brake Light Cover
You might not be driving around in the Batmobile, but with the Batman brake light cover you can still show off your love for all things Batman by easily covering your car’s brake light and displaying the bat signal to all the envious drivers behind you.
$6.49
3137 saves Space Invaders Couch
The Space Invaders couch is one of the highest quality retro video game couches ever made. Its sleek design and memory foam cushioning makes the Space Invaders couch not only incredibly nostalgic, but comfortable too, and it’s a great house warming gift for geeks.
$5,000.00
1193 saves Medieval Hand Blades
Owning a pair of these medieval hand blades is the closest you’ll ever get to being born with mutant healing powers and given retractable blades in your fists. These fully functional hand blades are designed with mini skulls and sport a comfortable hand grip as well.
$29.95
2147 saves Sub-Zero MacBook Sticker
Transform your regular MacBook’s apple logo light into a ball of ice being conjured by none other than Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat. These stickers are low-adhesive vinyl that can easily be removed and reapplied without leaving a sticky residue on your MacBook.
$8.95
613 saves Wrist Watch Post It Notes
Stay organized and quit poisoning your body with ink when writing self reminders on your arms, wrists, and hands. Now you can write a reminder to yourself on these wrist watch post it notes that you wear on your wrist like a regular watch or bracelet.
$12.99
1830 saves Nintendo Gameboy Dress
The Nintendo Gameboy dress is the ultimate way to ensure you’ll never run out of facebook stalkers. This Nintendo Gameboy dress is hand knit and comes in multiple sizes so that women every where can drive the typical geeky male absolutely crazy.
$78.00
1030 saves Magic Wand TV Remote
Harry Potter fans can now control any TV with the flick of the wrist with this magic wand TV remote control! This magic wand TV remote control has 13 different gestures to do everything from turn the TV on and off to changing the volume or channel.
$89.99
2458 saves Dolphin Power Boat
Tear up the seas like never before with this dolphin shaped power boat known as the Sea Breacher! This amazing dolphin boat is capable of submerging and launching at a high speed into the air like a real dolphin. Jet skis just became obsolete.
$65,000.00
1028 saves Raptor Hoodie
Transform from being boring and regularly clothed, to sporting a vicious looking open mouthed Raptor with the Raptor Hoodie. This Raptor Hoodie is a great gift for people who love dinosaurs and is available in both kids and adult sizes, so we can all dinosaur out!
$24.99
872 saves Coffee Table Aquarium
No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.
$660.20
2248 saves Oreo Dunking Spoon
Say farewell to those sticky fingers next time you get your snack on using the Oreo dunking spoon. This unique utensil fits snuggly into the cookie so that you can conveniently soak it in delicious milk without making a mess or dropping it in the cup accidentally.
$2.99
375 saves Sword Handle Umbrellas
When you need to stay safe from the rain but also want to keep your man ego intact, a sword handle umbrella is the only solution. From broad swords to samurai swords, you’ll look like a rain impenetrable warlord walking around with any one of these umbrellas.
$22.00
2430 saves World’s Most Powerful Laser
Tired of those weak regular laser pointers that don’t paralyze and cause permanent retina damage to someone when you point it at their eyes? Want to own a laser so powerful that it’s practically a lightsaber? Gentlemen, we present to you the world’s most powerful laser.
$299.95
2264 saves