Get your unruly dog under control with the one collar to rule them all – the glow in the dark elvish dog collar. This geektastic dog collar is made from vegetable tanned leather and comes with the iconic elvish inscription engraved into it that also glows in the dark.
Fulfill your child’s dreams of becoming a brave firefighter with the firefighter bed set. Once your ambitious offspring is tucked in, the realistic fireman uniform emblazoned on the comforter and pillow case transforms him/her into a heroic firefighter.
Who needs coffee in the morning when you can scare yourself awake? These grotesquely designed mugs – hideous as they may look – are made with a stunning level of artistry for a one of a kind mug no one else will mistake for their own at the office.
Turn regular traffic violation stops into full on arrests with the realistic gun shift knob in your vehicle. This revolver-styled knob includes step by step instructions for installation and is designed to work on both automatic and manual transmission vehicles.
Turn your furry friend into a rare mythical beast with the crocheted unicorn dog mask. This hand made mask fits comfortably over your pup’s face and helps keep him warm while making him look like a majestic and magical white unicorn of lore.
Stop struggling to lug around your skateboard – with the nifty skateboard carrying case you can hold your skateboard with ease. The sturdy case provides a convenient way of transporting your deck around like a suitcase – or hanging it from a comfortable shoulder strap.
Light up the streets and stand out from the crowd with the programmable wheel spoke lights. These custom spoke lights equip your bike with 32 LEDs you can program into your own personal multicolored light show that’ll turn heads everywhere you pedal to.
Save important documents in true Victorian fashion with the steampunk glowing USB drive. This 16 gig drive is designed with a distinctive steampunk body and features an embedded crystal that glows bright blue when transferring your data.
Celebrate national high five day – yes that holiday actually exists – with an epic confetti blasting high five. This re-loadable hand device shoots out biodegradable confetti when you high five someone. It’s perfect for sporting events, weddings, and other major milestones.
This isn’t your Grandpa’s hearing aid – this super ear amplifier kit boosts audio by 5000%! Listen in to corporate meetings to gather inside information, or pioneer a new form of suicide by wearing it at a concert. The applications for the super hearing aid are endless!
Move over sliced bread, the water jet pack is officially the greatest thing ever. For only sixty eight grand you can own your very own water thrusting jetpack. The jet pack can lift you up to 30 feet high and thrust forward at 30 miles per hour – practically guaranteeing certain death.
This high quality and super detailed camera lens is actually a coffee mug you can drink out of! The camera lens coffee mug is a great gift for photography enthusiasts, and will surely turn many heads when people see you drinking out of it.
You might not be driving around in the Batmobile, but with the Batman brake light cover you can still show off your love for all things Batman by easily covering your car’s brake light and displaying the bat signal to all the envious drivers behind you.
Turn your morning showers into a fun psychedelic experience with the color changing shower head. Requiring no batteries or power, this unique shower head uses water pressure powered LED lights to transform the water into a cornucopia of color.
Experience the joy of watching your vegetables grow with this viewable root garden. This kid friendly kit includes everything you need to plant and observe the miracle of science, and makes an excellent gift for the young olericulture enthusiast.
Transform your regular MacBook’s apple logo light into a ball of ice being conjured by none other than Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat. These stickers are low-adhesive vinyl that can easily be removed and reapplied without leaving a sticky residue on your MacBook.
Stay organized and quit poisoning your body with ink when writing self reminders on your arms, wrists, and hands. Now you can write a reminder to yourself on these wrist watch post it notes that you wear on your wrist like a regular watch or bracelet.
The Nintendo Gameboy dress is the ultimate way to ensure you’ll never run out of facebook stalkers. This Nintendo Gameboy dress is hand knit and comes in multiple sizes so that women every where can drive the typical geeky male absolutely crazy.
Harry Potter fans can now control any TV with the flick of the wrist with this magic wand TV remote control! This magic wand TV remote control has 13 different gestures to do everything from turn the TV on and off to changing the volume or channel.
Tear up the seas like never before with this dolphin shaped power boat known as the Sea Breacher! This amazing dolphin boat is capable of submerging and launching at a high speed into the air like a real dolphin. Jet skis just became obsolete.
When you need to stay safe from the rain but also want to keep your man ego intact, a sword handle umbrella is the only solution. From broad swords to samurai swords, you’ll look like a rain impenetrable warlord walking around with any one of these umbrellas.
No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.
Say farewell to those sticky fingers next time you get your snack on using the Oreo dunking spoon. This unique utensil fits snuggly into the cookie so that you can conveniently soak it in delicious milk without making a mess or dropping it in the cup accidentally.
If you like wearing sweatpants all day, then you’ll love the wearable sleeping bag. With the ability to take a nap anywhere at anytime, the wearable sleeping bag is perfect for bums. It’s also great to wear while camping on chilly nights with its insulated core.
Tired of those weak regular laser pointers that don’t paralyze and cause permanent retina damage to someone when you point it at their eyes? Want to own a laser so powerful that it’s practically a lightsaber? Gentlemen, we present to you the world’s most powerful laser.