Move over sliced bread, the water jet pack is officially the greatest thing ever. For only $100,000.00 you can own your very own water thrusting jetpack. The water jet pack can lift you up to 30 feet high and thrust forward at 30 miles per hour.

This high quality and super detailed camera lens is actually a coffee mug you can drink out of! The camera lens coffee mug is a great gift for photography enthusiasts, and will surely turn many heads when people see you drinking out of it.

You might not be driving around in the Batmobile, but with the Batman brake light cover you can still show off your love for all things Batman by easily covering your car’s brake light and displaying the bat signal to all the envious drivers behind you.

The Space Invaders couch is one of the highest quality retro video game couches ever made. Its sleek design and memory foam cushioning makes the Space Invaders couch not only incredibly nostalgic, but comfortable too, and it’s a great house warming gift for geeks.

Owning a pair of these medieval hand blades is the closest you’ll ever get to being born with mutant healing powers and given retractable blades in your fists. These fully functional hand blades are designed with mini skulls and sport a comfortable hand grip as well.

Transform your regular MacBook’s apple logo light into a ball of ice being conjured by none other than Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat. These stickers are low-adhesive vinyl that can easily be removed and reapplied without leaving a sticky residue on your MacBook.

Stay organized and quit poisoning your body with ink when writing self reminders on your arms, wrists, and hands. Now you can write a reminder to yourself on these wrist watch post it notes that you wear on your wrist like a regular watch or bracelet.

The Nintendo Gameboy dress is the ultimate way to ensure you’ll never run out of facebook stalkers. This Nintendo Gameboy dress is hand knit and comes in multiple sizes so that women every where can drive the typical geeky male absolutely crazy.

Harry Potter fans can now control any TV with the flick of the wrist with this magic wand TV remote control! This magic wand TV remote control has 13 different gestures to do everything from turn the TV on and off to changing the volume or channel.

Tear up the seas like never before with this dolphin shaped power boat known as the Sea Breacher! This amazing dolphin boat is capable of submerging and launching at a high speed into the air like a real dolphin. Jet skis just became obsolete.

Transform from being boring and regularly clothed, to sporting a vicious looking open mouthed Raptor with the Raptor Hoodie. This Raptor Hoodie is a great gift for people who love dinosaurs and is available in both kids and adult sizes, so we can all dinosaur out!

No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.

Decorate your room with one of the most recognizable games ever with the Super Mario wall stickers. Included in this Super Mario wall sticker package are three large and restickable vinyl decals, with dozens of smaller individual decals in each package.

When you need to stay safe from the rain but also want to keep your man ego intact, a sword handle umbrella is the only solution. From broad swords to samurai swords, you’ll look like a rain impenetrable warlord walking around with any one of these umbrellas.

Tired of those weak regular laser pointers that don’t paralyze and cause permanent retina damage to someone when you point it at their eyes? Want to own a laser so powerful that it’s practically a lightsaber? Gentlemen, we present to you the world’s most powerful laser.

Look and feel like a million bucks every time you go to sleep with these Suit Pajamas. These Suit Pajamas are the officially licensed version of Suitjamas as seen in How I Met Your Mother, and are made from fine silk and cotton for a light and breathable feel.

Turn your regular iPhone into a classic looking cassette tape with this cool iPhone case. The cassette tape case is flexible, sturdy, has openings for all the cable slots, and you can choose between a variety of colors for this cool novelty iPhone case.

Light up the kid’s room with these night light globes or grab a single globe and use it as a light source. These portable nightlight globes are available in any color you like, and stay lit for thirty minutes before fading to darkness to ease any kid into falling asleep.

This radio control flying shark needs to be to seen in action. When in motion the shark’s back fin moves and gives a surprisingly realistic look to anyone caught in this deadly beast’s way. The flying radio control shark is made from durable nylon and uses refillable helium.

The mini fire extinguisher lighter is a cool twist on the tried and true fire extinguisher. Made from solid metal, the mini fire extinguisher lighter is refillable and has an adjustable flame and makes a great stocking stuffer gift idea for smokers.

This mini jelly fish aquarium tank will easily be the most hypnotizing home decor you’ll ever own. These jelly fish tanks are custom built to ensure the survival of jelly fish with a custom filtration system, and carry a stylish design with color changing LED lighting built in.

Recharge your mobile devices with ease thanks to this clever USB wall outlet with two built in USB ports. Now you can throw out all those bulky USB power adapters, or maybe even burn them. This USB Wall Outlet is a great gift for the workplace or home office.

The mini iPhone speaker amplifier is a device that attaches to your iPhone and boosts the sound levels by 13 decibels without requiring any battery use, just good old fashioned acoustical science. It also doubles as phone stand so you can watch movies and shows.

The Beer Bottle Chandelier is the ultimate lighting source for a home bar or enclosed patio. Made from real beer bottles, the beer bottle chandelier is a beautiful source of light that displays many colors and makes a great house warming gift.

Keep warm and look like the Dark Knight with this Batman Snuggie Blanket! The snuggie blanket allows your hands to be free while still giving you the benefit of wearing a full adult size blanket, and makes a great gift idea for the holidays.

Throw out those boring Tempur-pedic bed sets and get yourself a bed that looks like a deadly fighter spaceship. These out of this world spaceship beds also come with a customizable galaxy mural painting, and will make any room look amazing. Droids sold separately.

You may not be heavenly, but that shouldn’t stop you from walking on water thanks to this inflatable human hamster ball. At approximately 7 feet tall, this inflatable walk on water ball will provide hours of fun on the water, and possibly induce claustrophobia.

The toilet bowl coffee mug is without a doubt the classiest coffee mug in existence, even with the seat left up. It’s an even finer item when you use the toilet bowl coffee mug as a bowl to eat out of, and makes a great gag gift for people who have awful drink preferences.

Combine form and function with this innovative and modern stainless steel knives set. This cleverly designed set of knives looks like a solid piece of steel initially, but in fact each one of the four included knives can be pulled off from the block.

Ever wonder what Uranus tastes like? Thanks to these chocolate planet balls, we now know that planet tastes like milk tea. Included in this fun and tasty pack of geeky chocolates are eight different planets, each with their own unique flavor.

Give your home some real character and show off your fish with the Labyrinth Aquarium. This Labyrinth Aquarium is designed for tropical fish and includes lights, filters, air pumps, cleaning supplies, and makes a cool gift idea for any home.

This Snuggle Pillow will always be a shoulder for you to lie and cry on. This pillow is machine washable, includes the removable t-shirt, and also is a great neck pillow. Makes a great gift for the constantly neglected forever aloners or girls on the rebound.

If you loved playing with transformers as a kid, you’ll love this Transforming USB flash drive. Equipped with four gigs of memory and built to look like Ravage, the decepticon transforming jungle cat definitely has more than meets the eye.

Whiskey stones are freezable naturally mined soapstones that will keep your drink cold but won’t water it down. The whiskey stones will keep your drink cold up to an hour, allowing you to savor the delicious whiskey or other liquor of your choice.

Beer and rock and roll have always gone together perfectly, but this signature Marshall amp fridge takes it to a whole new level. With control knobs that go all the way up to 11, this incredibly detailed amplifier fridge holds 4.4 cubic feet of brain melting food and drinks.

If your small pet struggles to stay warm during the cold winters then consider keeping Mr. Fluffums warm this winter season with these stylish pet hoodies. Made from 100% cotton, these sleeved pet hoodies will make your pet feel cool while staying warm.

This TRON style motorcycle is a fully functional and street legal bike that is powered by a Suzuki 996cc engine. While riding on the TRON motorcycle you lay in a flat position akin to the TRON movie. For only $55,000.00 you can tear up the streets TRON Style.

Be prepared for any situation with this axe multi tool that contains and folds out twelve different tools, with everything from a hammer to a flat head screwdriver. With its hand crafted oak handle, the axe multi tool is a great gift idea for outdoorsy people.

You love Han Solo, he knows – and now you can add to your collection of Star Wars gear with this Han Solo frozen in carbonite iPhone case. These flexible silicone Han Solo cases are available in both black and white colors, and are a must have for Star Wars fans.

For the first time in the history of man, you can actually give a flying fuck! While not exactly the most precise of helicopters, the remote control flying fuck is perfect for those special moments when a verbally spoken curse word just won’t suffice.

Water ski anywhere and be in complete control with this unmanned water skiing boat that is controlled entirely by the skier. This unmanned skier boat holds up to six gallons of gas and automatically shuts off if the skier lets go of the handle.

This cleaning putty is perfect for cleaning your electronics; the putty will conform its shape to any item to ensure it gets into all the cracks and crevices and pulls out all the debris. This putty is the coolest, safest, and most thorough way to get a deep clean on your electronics.

Everything you know is a lie. Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass. This novelty beer glass is dishwasher safe, holds 12 ounces and is a cool gift for parties and will be an instant conversation piece.

If you’ve got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm while you work in your cold cubicle space.

Play a game of billiards on one of the greatest pony cars to ever grace the auto industry – the legendary 1965 Ford Mustang. These custom made Mustang pool tables comes with real chrome bumpers, working head lights, real tires, and real wheels.

This pocket size toolkit is as thin as a credit card so it can easily fit in your wallet. Aside from being as thin as a credit card, this toolkit includes a knife, compass, magnification lens, tweezers, screwdriver, bottle opener, and a toothpick!

Stay dry and lit up with this LED Light Up Umbrella. This umbrella features an LED shaft that lights up with multiple colors. At 36 inches long this light up umbrella is perfect for rainy nights or to put together a Blade Runner style costume.

Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these clever offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.

Add a touch of class to every drink with the Titanic ice cube mold, and relive the glorious failure that was the Titanic. Included in this offensively clever ice cube kit are the molds for the Titanic ship itself as well as and the merciless iceberg.

Laugh in the face of mother nature with your own personal hands free umbrella dome that will shelter you from the rain while giving plenty of room to talk on the phone, keep your hair all fancy, and ensure you’ll get plenty of looks from jealous haters.

Assert yourself as the rightful king of the cubicle with these mini ballista launchers. Each ballista comes ready to assemble from a laser cut wooden kit, and includes mini wood ammo pieces that are capable of being shot up to thirty feet!

Chess just got even more strategic – the three player chess game expands on the classic game of chess while adding new elements such as alliances between two weaker players to attack the commanding player, or planning your moves against two different attacks.

Let everyone know what a hardcore thug you are without the life long commitment of a real tattoo with these full size Thug Life temporary tattoos. Included in this pack are four thuggish temporary tattoos, enough for you and your crew of true to the street homies.

Ram into each other bumper car style just like you used to do as a kid at the local fair – only now you are crashing into each other on the high seas! These floating motorized bumper cars are perfect for fun at the pool or beach, and include a built in large water gun.

Nobody likes a smelly Jedi, so keep clean and dry yourself off after a nice cleansing shower with these Jedi Bath Robes. These Jedi Bath Robes are officially licensed Star Wars Bath Robes and come in a one size fits all.. even Jabba himself could fit in this robe.

Play billiards on this digitally upgraded pool table that interacts with every movement of the pool balls. Custom set high definition imagery displays underneath each ball, and more of the image gets revealed as the pool balls roll over this high class pool table.

Make pizza in the shape of an ice cream cone with this incredible pizza cone maker kit. Included in this easy to use kit are two pizza cones that have a non-stick coating for easy cleanup, along with easy to follow instructions so you’ll be clogging your arteries in no time.

Keep track of the new year and put your love of popping bubble sheets to use with this brilliant bubble wrap calendar. Every day that goes by you’ll get to enjoy the simple joy of popping a bubble off the calendar and it looks great in the home or at the office.

Now you can own your very own diesel powered MechWarrior that stands 13 feet tall and weighs 4.4 tons. Known as the Kuratas, this giant MechWarrior actually has a cockpit for you to ride inside, and looks like a truly promising addition the SkyNet program.

The power of the Imperials has never been as chilling as it is now thanks to these Death Star ice cube molds. Inspired to look like the infamous space station from Star Wars, the Death Star ice cube mold will pop out perfectly shaped mini planet destroyers every time.

Get rid of the hassle of feeding your pestering offspring with the baby crib dribbler. Endorsed by celebrity role model Snooki Polizzi, the crib dribbler will make feeding your baby a breeze, and encourage him/her to become independent at a young age.

Perfect your sharpshooter skills with this target practice alarm clock that forces you to become a good shot to effectively turn off the annoying wake up alarm. This wireless clock will make waking up in the morning fun again, and includes bonus practice modes.

It’s not out of the ordinary for bowling alleys to have a pool hall, but this bowling ball billiards game brings the two sports together like never before! Played similar to a real game of pool, these giant billiard games are designed for cruise ships, hotels, and rich homeowners.

Eat sushi in style with these highly detailed miniature samurai sword chopsticks. These fully functional chopsticks are a great gift for anyone who is a heavy sushi eater or for anyone who simply enjoys Japanese culture.

This toilet seat pedal is a brilliant solution to end fights over leaving the toilet seat up and down. Just like a regular trash can pedal, you step on the pedal to lift up the toilet seat, and remove your foot when you are done and the toilet seat slowly drops back down.

Glass bottom boat tours just got knocked down a notch thanks to these amazing clear canoes that allow you to view the marine life below you like never before with up to two people in this clear canoe! This canoe is also collapsible for easy storage.

You’ll be sleeping with the fishes with this Shark Sleeping Bag. This sleeping bag also works well as a body pillow or as the most threatening weapon you can wield in a pillow fight, and makes a cool gift to compliment a shark week marathon sleepover party.

Our spidey sense is tingling – it’s saying we’re about to go broke thanks to this unbelievable Metal Spiderman Table from the amazing Kreatworks Etsy shop that specializes in huge metallic statues. This Spiderman Table is a definite must buy for Spiderman fans.

Now you’ll no longer struggle to relieve yourself during those half awake bathroom visits in the middle of the night with glow in the dark toilet paper. Functional and fun, you’ll know you’re getting a complete wipe when the toilet paper stops glowing.

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these Moving Inkblot Rorschach Masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.

Enjoy a full moon every night and keep your bed room lit up with the Moon Wall Light. This bed room light has a built in sensor that activates the Moon’s illumination when the room starts getting dark and makes a cool gift for a kid’s room.

Convert your boring home light switches to these nostalgic arcade style light switches. These arcade light switches are great for game rooms or kids rooms, but look especially great in your parents basement that you still live in at the disturbing age of 31.

Maintain the modern look of your home without being tied down by bulky and unattractive fish aquariums with these fish condo aquariums. Available in several colors, these stack-able aquariums are perfect for keeping a small fish and adding to the ambiance of your home.

Forget to bring your guitar to band practice? No worries, now you can rock out wherever you go with this fully playable Guitar shirt that comes with a mini guitar amp speaker that outputs all major chords as you strum out the guitar using the included magnetic guitar pick.

No more fights need to occur over who gets the tastier corner brownies thanks to this endless edges brownie pan. With this uniquely shaped brownie pan, now every brownie piece will have a fine crust for added deliciousness in every little bite.

Have some real cannon warfare with your office mates with these fully functional tiny cannons. Firing deadly tiny .177″ cannon balls, these mini cannons pack a surprisingly powerful punch – able to obliterate beer bottles, wine glasses, and other objects with ease.

Like many important life lessons, teaching kids about something is best done in laughable cartoon form. All My Friends Are Dead is a hilarious book that teaches your kids about death. Follow this book up with “Everyone Poops” afterwards to lighten the mood.

Land some electrically charged blows to any potential attacker with these brass knuckles tazers. These knuckle enhancing stun guns pack an impressive 950,000 volts of electricity in every single punch, enough to paralyze your attacker even if you punch like a little girl.

Carry your newly born baby with ease thanks to the Peekaru hands free baby carrying jacket. The Peekaru is a cool gift idea for parents who live active lifestyles and want the ease of carrying around their baby while still being able to use their hands freely.

Creep people out while you go about your day with this magical unicorn mask. Perfect for business meetings, first dates, or anywhere there will be lots of eyeballs, the unicorn mask will prove to the world that unicorns are real and you are among their half-breed brethren.

This novelty iPhone case is a tribute to the greatest portable gaming device ever… so it’s no coincidence that the Gameboy iPhone case may just be the greatest iPhone case ever. Share the Nintendo love by giving this iPhone case to a fellow gamer.

This inflatable water slide stands an impressive sixteen feet tall and is the ultimate water slide for the summer time. The gigantic water slide also features a large standing area inside of the slide, making for an excellent hang out spot on the water.

Whether you’re taking on hordes of zombies or just fighting one up close, the AK-47 rifle with an attached chainsaw is the go to weapon for zombie apocalypse survival. While not yet officially for sale, these unique AK-47 rifles are a must have item for doomsday preppers.

Complete work assignments, play video games, or just browse the web like never before with the ultimate computer station that features everything from touch screen controls to air filtering systems. This hand built chair will make you the envy of cubicle dwellers everywhere.

This Monopoly money tie oozes swagger. A great tie to wear to important meetings, or on first dates. The Monopoly money tie conveys a certain level of sophistication that a regular striped pattern just never could; the Monopoly money tie tells the world “I’ve made it”.

Cruise around town with these lightweight and flexible longboards that are infused with LEDs that will make this light up skateboard turn heads wherever you go. Perfect for skating at night, these light up skateboards are available in blue, green, and red LED versions.

This over sized novelty nose shower gel dispenser is awesomely bad. Load it up with green shower gel, shampoo, face-scrub, or soap and you’ll have a tough time feeling like you’re cleaning yourself while squeezing out goopy liquid from a big nose to wash yourself.

Whether you need to travel by land, air, or sea, the flying hovercraft can tackle any surface at speeds as high as 70 miles per hour thanks to its 130 horse power turbo charged engine while carrying a payload up to 600 pounds over a distance of 160 miles.

Encase a real spider in a clear acrylic mouse and watch as your computer or laptop quickly becomes the least used PC at your home or office. Available in multiple arachnoid and insect styles, these real spider mouses are ideal for arachnoid lovers.

If you were told you could take only one item with you to a desert island, the Ultimate Swiss Army Knife is that one item you’d take. With over 87 different tools crammed into this one epic package, the Ultimate Swiss Army Knife is the handiest tool you’ll ever own.

Take pictures with your iPhone instanteously with the one click iPhone camera button. No longer will you have to fumble with the iPhone’s proprietary software as this clever attachment makes taking photos with your phone a snap, literally.

Prepare yourself for the zombie apocalypse with these life like Zombie practice targets that will instantly gush with blood when shot; You can even blow their heads off. Available in many zombie forms, from standard to nazi zombie, to even ex-girlfriend zombie targets.

In the not too distant future we will determine success by Likes and Dislikes. Got a “D-” on a math quiz? Now it’s just a “Dislike”. Received a promotion at your job? Now it’s simply a “Like” in your salary. Get with this new trend with this Facebook Like and Dislike Stamp.

A glorious new age is upon us – no longer must you struggle to squeeze the juice out of your citrus fruits with those weak little hands of yours – now you can effortlessly suck and spray the life out of a fruit with these fruit juice sprayers.

Crime fighting never stops. Now you can help ward off evil doers in your own home with these superhero caped glasses. Regardless of whether you roll with Batman or Superman, both of these glasses are dishwasher safe with a removable cape.

You might not know it, but cats are natural DJs. Now you can let Mr. Fluffums practice his wicked DJ skills while also keeping his nails sharp with these cat scratch posts shaped like turntables that will actually spin when your cat puts his claws into it.

Get ‘em while they’re hot! Start your morning off right with a healthy serving of pancakes with these giant pancake pillows. Each pancake is three feet wide, and comes with unique and realistic discolorations just like a real pancake. Syrup not included.

The boobie milk dispenser doesn’t add actual breast milk to your coffee, but the function certainly resembles lactation. The squeezable device, in the shape of a round, milky boob, is the perfect gift for a nursing mom who loves coffee or for any person who just loves boobs.

Like most people, we have been disgruntled for years thanks to the Jetsons making us believe we’d have flying cars by the year 2000. Thankfully, the Future™ has finally arrived – flying cars are now available to the general public! All you need is a pilot’s license to fly it.

Perfectly strike the cue ball every time with this laser guide billiards cue stick. This regulation size and weight cue stick features a built-in laser so you can easily see where you will hit the cue ball, enabling you to strike with more accuracy for those difficult angled shots.

Ditch the car bed and upgrade to the only bed in the galaxy that will do the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs! The Millennium Falcon bed features hidden compartments for night time smugglers, as well as built in lighting in the front and back of the vehicle.

Enjoy a game of Russian Roulette with the whole family where nobody has to die – this water balloon version of the deadly roulette game plays with similar rules, only the loser walks away with completely soaked clothing and not a bullet in the head.

Modern man has evolved significantly over the past few decades – he’s more in touch with his feelings, he cares about how he dresses, but how can he scratch his balls without looking like a pig? Nine out of ten gentlemen agree, the gentleman’s ball scratcher is the clear solution.

Ponder the meaning of life and wash your hands at the same time with these human fetus soap bars. Each one of these strange soap bars are made using goat’s milk soap and lavender oil for a fresh aroma and moisturizing feeling. The fetuses are synthetic molds.

Mercilessly destroy your liver with this thrilling drinking game of spin the shot glass. Combining the elements of statistics and alcoholism, this fun drinking game is perfect for a few friends to gather around and see who can survive after a few hours.

With the under water scooter you can now explore miles of ocean without breaking a sweat. Great for scuba diving, snorkeling, and just general ocean fun, the underwater scooter weighs only ten pounds and will provide up to two hours of effortless underwater propulsion.

Add some Super Mario style lighting to your home with these 8-Bit question block lamps. These geeky gamer lamps are touch sensitive, so you’ll need to punch it from the bottom to activate it just like in the Super Mario series, and it makes a classic 8-bit noise when hit.

Instead of eating out of non-edible bowls like a healthy person would, you can now eat from artery clogging cookie bowls! This Cookie Bowl mold has six cavity molds to allow you to easily make delicious cookie bowls that will turn any meal time into an epic meal time.

These aren’t just any regular light up shoes, these custom made kicks are hand made to order from the designer responsible for the lighting in the TRON movie and for Daft Punk. With each step you take, these shoes will light up any room and turn heads.

Stop settling for poorly made drinks – now you can blend your favorite cocktail or mixed drink with a fun to watch mini tornado. These see through cocktail tornado mixers are an easy to use drink shaker that use AAA batteries to power the mini tornado inside.

No you’re not dead, but you have entered beer heaven – the walk in beer cooler is completely real and an essential addition to any man cave! Perfect for storing a huge assortment of cases of beer, kegs, and it even includes a built in draft tap.

Your baby might not be able to grow a full mustache yet, but that is no excuse for leaving his upper lip exposed to the harsh elements. Now, with the mustache pacifier you can give your baby a bold and distinguished look so all the other newborns will fear and respect him.

Chivalry might be dead, but that doesn’t mean you can’t still dress like a knight in modern times with these armored knight hoodies. Featuring a retractable helmet and reinforced stitching, your armored knight hoodie is sure to last through many joustings.

Carry around your stuff in these vintage medic messenger bags that real men used during battle; if this messenger bag worked for them in World War II, it can certainly carry around chap stick and other sissy items you haul around.

Control the lighting in your home with the pull of the trigger with these remote controlled gun lamps. With a range of nearly fifty feet, the lamp shade will tilt its angle when you shoot it to turn the light off. It’s a perfect gift idea to brighten up an otherwise dull home.

Literally sleep with the fishes with this amazing aquarium bed headboard. This massive 650 gallon aquarium is completely custom made to give your bedroom a one of a kind aquatic look, and can probably double as a swimming pool if you feel like swimming with your pets.

If you like wearing sweatpants all day, then you’ll love the wearable sleeping bag. With the ability to take a nap anywhere at anytime, the wearable sleeping bag is perfect for bums. It’s also great to wear while camping on chilly nights with its insulated core.

Looking to attract gamer nerds with reckless abandon? These video game inspired health and mana potion earrings will score huge points with the geeky fellas, so you’ll be able to choose from an endless amount of interested guys who have no idea how to please you.

Form truly meets function with this beautiful steampunk wireless wrist keyboard. This hand made keyboard will make you feel like a mad Steampunk genius typing away wireless commands to your giant metal Spider machine as you wreak havoc on your enemies.

Engage in the robotic equivalent of Rocky Balboa versus Apollo Creed with these equally matched icons of boxing known as the Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots. This classic game of robots duking it out will have your own head getting knocked off from nostalgia alone.

Your damn kids have been shrinking the size of your bank account since the day they were born – and now with the “I Still Live With My Parents” shirt you can publicly display to the world what jobless free loaders they really are. Lousy beatniks.

Ride around on a motorcycle built from recycled scrapyard parts that looks just like the badass xenomorph species from the Aliens movies. The fully functional Alien motorcycles are custom built in Bangkok by the Ko Art Shop which builds unique creations for high end clientelle.

Let your small dog or cat sleep in the belly of the beast with these self cleaning shark pet beds. Using nanotechnology, these cool shark beds will absorb pet odors and bacteria and are easily cleaned with the fabric lining that unzips for a quick wash.

Just like in Super Mario, you can now become invincible by picking up a light up star – except this one also doubles as a comfy pillow. The light up star pillow is a battery operated color changing throw pillow that is a great gift idea for sleepovers and Super Mario fans.

If you are constantly uncovering yourself from the bed sheets at night because you can’t maintain a cool temperature then you need a Bed Fan. The Bed Fan will quietly disperse hot air under the sheets and keep you cool all night long so you can get a good night’s rest.

This 14 foot inflatable iceberg is climbable, can be used as a diving platform, hangout spot, or even as a small island for those lonely nights when the wife kicks you out of the house. Without a doubt, this is the best $6,000.00 you’ll ever spend.

Turn your backyard into a dinosaur museum with these life size T-Rex and other various dinosaur sculptures! Standing over twelve feet tall, this realistic T-Rex sculpture is the next best thing to having a private island, a team of scientists, and a prehistoric frozen mosquito.

Finally a knife holder that calms the murderous rage we all feel for our ex’s! This five piece knife set includes every type of knife you’d typically use to murder your ex, comes in a wide variety of colors, and is the perfect gift for the heartbroken.

No solider should be without the right gear. This tactical coffee mug is unlike any other cup on the market – the handle is an actual AR-15 handle attached by rails onto a solid block block of aluminum, and you can customize it with an endless array of tactical attachments.

While we all eagerly await the zombie apocalypse and all the joys it will soon bring, we can bide our time for now by imagining our friendly lawn gnomes becoming infected. These zombie garden gnomes are hand painted and make an excellent Halloween decoration.

Want an alarm clock that doubles as a Hollywood movie style bomb? This defusable bomb is a fully functional alarm clock with a snooze button, but when you press the big red button a scary countdown will start requiring you to cut the right wire before time runs out.

Don’t be tied down by that pesky new born baby of yours, now you can satisfy your need for mobility and speed with the baby stroller scooter. Not only will you be getting to places quicker, but your baby will love the adrenaline rush you give him.

Instantly know the temperature of the water coming out of your faucet with this LED faucet nozzle attachment. Batteries not required – powered by the flow of water exiting the nozzle, hot water turns the LED red, and cold water turns the LED blue.

Now you can play laser tag with all your friends with this smartphone laser tag attachment and app! Available for both Android and iPhones, this laser tag app and gun not only makes laser tag games instantaneous, but it also has cool features like armor, ammo, and health packs.

Go The Fuck To Sleep is a children’s book for grown ups, a hilarious take on tired parents who just want their damn kids to go to sleep. Seriously kids, go the fuck to sleep already, we’ve got to go to work early in the morning tommorow.

Remember how great the 1980s were? We don’t either! Now you can mockingly honor the decade known best for cocaine and bad fashion with this 80s style iPhone case that will turn your sleek iPhone into a bulky and cumbersome brick like device.

This is one laptop cover that will definitely set you apart from the rest. It looks like a century old leather book, but it holds your laptop nice and snug while making you look like some 18th century scholar, and most impressively it doesn’t overheat your laptop.

Lounge with a friend or loved one sitting right next to you with this stylish double patio lounger known as the Loopita Bonita. Designed by Victor Aleman, this roller coaster like patio lounger is a functional piece of art and will classy up any backyard patio.

Now you can play pool while being in a pool with the waterproof pool table. As expensive as they are durable, these custom made water proof pool tables are a must have item for people who love billiards and hate their savings account.

A fun twist on regular ice cream, now you can drop square scoops of ice cream out onto an ice cream cone, plate, or get really creative with other deserts mixed in. This square ice cream scooper has a trendy design and is easy to clean up too.

Blend the real world with the 8 bit world with this fun pixelated 8 bit shirt tie. The 8 bit tie comes in blue or red and has jagged edges that remind us of a simpler time when graphics were pixelated and an italian plumber named Mario was all the rage.

Spoil your little princess with this unbelievable fairy tale inspired pumpkin carriage bed. Quit reading your daughters those fairy tale stories – because now she can experience it in real life with these hand crafted fantasy beds made with only the highest quality materials.

Do reconnaissance with military like precision with this radio control spy plane. Featuring a built in camera that transmits the video feed directly to your controller so you can get a first person flying view of what the R/C spy plane is recording.

Never lose your keys when you get home with these human key holders. These hilarious and useful key holders work by storing your keys in the “human” area so you never lose sight of your keys. The set includes two human key holders.

Transform those dull walls in your home to chalkboards just like you had in school! Applied just like regular paint, the chalkboard wall paint goes on easily to any wall surface and when it dries you’ll have yourself a genuine chalkboard to write and draw on.

This beer ammo bandolier is the perfect way to carry a 12 pack of beer when tailgating or at parties. If G.I. Joe were an alcoholic, he’d use this beer ammo bandolier. This Beer Ammo Bandolier makes a great party gift.

Are you having trouble seeing at night while performing a breaking and entering? Could you use some added lighting while you beat someone in a dark alley? If you answered yes to either of these questions, then the glow in the dark crowbar is a the right tool for you!