Practice your sexual harassment skills every time you go to turn on the lights with this slap activated butt light. This cheeky light source is like the clapper of human buttocks – simply give it a hard non-consensual slap to the derriere and the light turns on or off.
Take your recreational tubbing activities to the next level with the two level hot tub. Apart from providing comfortable seating for all of your scantily clad friends, it offers a swimming pool on the top level and a hot tub environment with a TV on the lower level.
Great Scott! – Now with the Marty McFly shirt you’ll be able to dress in the same timeless outfit as one of the most iconic time travelers. This officially licensed shirt features Marty’s signature red vest, jean shirt, and plaid undershirt – the ultimate time travelling outfit.
Become a world-renowned beer connoisseur with the pocket beer book by your side. From the cutting-edge brews of the U.S. to the timeless stout beers of Europe, this helpful book teaches you everything you need or want to know about your favorite liquid.
Commit to your loved for better or worse, in sickness and health, through space and time with the Doctor Who spinning TARDIS ring – till the end of regeneration cycles do you part. The ring comes in various finishes and is available in men’s and women’s sizes.
The hat brim clip-on light keeps you visible at night without giving you that dorky coal miner look that other head gear gives you. Powered by easily replaceable lithium batteries, this lightweight light source clips onto the hat brim to provide an adjustable high beam light.
Keep your Millennium Falcon running in tip-top shape with this extremely detailed owner’s workshop manual. Whether you’re looking to complete the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, or just want to avoid issues with your hyperdrive motivator, you need this book.
Soar as high as Apollo’s chariot wheel with the steampunk Icarus wings on your back. These steampunk styled wings are custom made from reclaimed salvaged Arbutus and are fully articulated so they can be extended at a moments notice with the pull of a handle.
Instantly add an extra layer of security to any door in the home with the portable door jammer. Although small in size, the door jammer is surprisingly strong – and it can successfully jam any door with a 1/8″ gap of space beneath it.
Assert your dominance over every other backpack in the schoolyard by showing up with the fierce tiger head plush backpack. This majestic backpack is designed to look like an amazingly realistic 3D tiger head that you can rock in either a white or orange colors.
Move over sliced bread, the water jet pack is officially the greatest thing ever. For only sixty eight grand you can own your very own water thrusting jetpack. The jet pack can lift you up to 30 feet high and thrust forward at 30 miles per hour – practically guaranteeing certain death.
This high quality and super detailed camera lens is actually a coffee mug you can drink out of! The camera lens coffee mug is a great gift for photography enthusiasts, and will surely turn many heads when people see you drinking out of it.
You might not be driving around in the Batmobile, but with the Batman brake light cover you can still show off your love for all things Batman by easily covering your car’s brake light and displaying the bat signal to all the envious drivers behind you.
Turn your morning showers into a fun psychedelic experience with the color changing shower head. Requiring no batteries or power, this unique shower head uses water pressure powered LED lights to transform the water into a cornucopia of color.
Experience the joy of watching your vegetables grow with this viewable root garden. This kid friendly kit includes everything you need to plant and observe the miracle of science, and makes an excellent gift for the young olericulture enthusiast.
Transform your regular MacBook’s apple logo light into a ball of ice being conjured by none other than Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat. These stickers are low-adhesive vinyl that can easily be removed and reapplied without leaving a sticky residue on your MacBook.
Stay organized and quit poisoning your body with ink when writing self reminders on your arms, wrists, and hands. Now you can write a reminder to yourself on these wrist watch post it notes that you wear on your wrist like a regular watch or bracelet.
The Nintendo Gameboy dress is the ultimate way to ensure you’ll never run out of facebook stalkers. This Nintendo Gameboy dress is hand knit and comes in multiple sizes so that women every where can drive the typical geeky male absolutely crazy.
Harry Potter fans can now control any TV with the flick of the wrist with this magic wand TV remote control! This magic wand TV remote control has 13 different gestures to do everything from turn the TV on and off to changing the volume or channel.
Tear up the seas like never before with this dolphin shaped power boat known as the Sea Breacher! This amazing dolphin boat is capable of submerging and launching at a high speed into the air like a real dolphin. Jet skis just became obsolete.
When you need to stay safe from the rain but also want to keep your man ego intact, a sword handle umbrella is the only solution. From broad swords to samurai swords, you’ll look like a rain impenetrable warlord walking around with any one of these umbrellas.
No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.
Say farewell to those sticky fingers next time you get your snack on using the Oreo dunking spoon. This unique utensil fits snuggly into the cookie so that you can conveniently soak it in delicious milk without making a mess or dropping it in the cup accidentally.
If you like wearing sweatpants all day, then you’ll love the wearable sleeping bag. With the ability to take a nap anywhere at anytime, the wearable sleeping bag is perfect for bums. It’s also great to wear while camping on chilly nights with its insulated core.
Tired of those weak regular laser pointers that don’t paralyze and cause permanent retina damage to someone when you point it at their eyes? Want to own a laser so powerful that it’s practically a lightsaber? Gentlemen, we present to you the world’s most powerful laser.