Unleash the mother of all eco-friendly rampages when you arm yourself with the paper submachine gun. Once you assemble this deadly looking non-lethal weapon, you’ll enjoy scaring the pants off friends and family the next time you wage an imaginary war with them.
Rid your home of that nasty litter box smell with the toilet training system. Within eight short weeks your cat will leave his primitive ways behind and learn to do his business in a toilet like a refined feline. It’s a win win for everyone except your cat poop eating dog.
Push yourself to the limit like the man of steel when you workout with the Superman compression shirt. The shirt will motivate you to workout with such intensity you just might be able to leap tall building in a single bound
while looking like a attention whore gym asshole.
Your old childhood friend putty is back and more awesome than ever. Upon cracking open the rainbow putty balls you’ll unleash a gooey, sticky, bouncy, and multicolored blob capable of providing hours of entertainment that your own kids will brush off while playing on their iPad.
Serenade guests and customers as they walk into you home or business with the guitar doorbell. Upon opening the door, visitors will be greeted by a face melting guitar solo that will make them feel like they are getting backstage access to a legendary concert.
Give yourself a constant reminder to stay positive by reminding yourself of those less fortunate than yourself with the Bad Luck Brian 3D printed figurine. No matter how grim things might look, at least your unfortunate series of events in life haven’t become a internet meme.
Make your home shine with the glow of a thousand gummies upon installing the gummy bear chandelier. This mammoth light fixture’s design consists of hundreds of colorful synthetic gummy bears that create surreal lighting effects without attracting pesky ants.
Who needs talent or musical ability when you can simply walk up to the stage holding the iced-out lion gold mic flag? Overflowing with swagger, this one of a kind mic flag contains so much bling that the audience will automatically start bobbing their heads to your every words.
Upgrade the imposing stature of your high end status symbol automobile with the Mercedes Benz illuminated star. This eye catching emblem is custom made to set your Benz apart from the rest – so there’s no confusion regarding how much better you are than everyone else.
Say no to uninvited apparitions in your home with the Ghostbusters coffee table. This geeky custom made table will tie together your living room while serving a double purpose of sending a clear message that ghosts will be busted in your home.
Move over sliced bread, the water jet pack is officially the greatest thing ever. For only sixty eight grand you can own your very own water thrusting jetpack. The jet pack can lift you up to 30 feet high and thrust forward at 30 miles per hour – practically guaranteeing certain death.
This high quality and super detailed camera lens is actually a coffee mug you can drink out of! The camera lens coffee mug is a great gift for photography enthusiasts, and will surely turn many heads when people see you drinking out of it.
You might not be driving around in the Batmobile, but with the Batman brake light cover you can still show off your love for all things Batman by easily covering your car’s brake light and displaying the bat signal to all the envious drivers behind you.
Turn your morning showers into a fun psychedelic experience with the color changing shower head. Requiring no batteries or power, this unique shower head uses water pressure powered LED lights to transform the water into a cornucopia of color.
Experience the joy of watching your vegetables grow with this viewable root garden. This kid friendly kit includes everything you need to plant and observe the miracle of science, and makes an excellent gift for the young olericulture enthusiast.
Transform your regular MacBook’s apple logo light into a ball of ice being conjured by none other than Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat. These stickers are low-adhesive vinyl that can easily be removed and reapplied without leaving a sticky residue on your MacBook.
Stay organized and quit poisoning your body with ink when writing self reminders on your arms, wrists, and hands. Now you can write a reminder to yourself on these wrist watch post it notes that you wear on your wrist like a regular watch or bracelet.
The Nintendo Gameboy dress is the ultimate way to ensure you’ll never run out of facebook stalkers. This Nintendo Gameboy dress is hand knit and comes in multiple sizes so that women every where can drive the typical geeky male absolutely crazy.
Harry Potter fans can now control any TV with the flick of the wrist with this magic wand TV remote control! This magic wand TV remote control has 13 different gestures to do everything from turn the TV on and off to changing the volume or channel.
Tear up the seas like never before with this dolphin shaped power boat known as the Sea Breacher! This amazing dolphin boat is capable of submerging and launching at a high speed into the air like a real dolphin. Jet skis just became obsolete.
When you need to stay safe from the rain but also want to keep your man ego intact, a sword handle umbrella is the only solution. From broad swords to samurai swords, you’ll look like a rain impenetrable warlord walking around with any one of these umbrellas.
No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.
Say farewell to those sticky fingers next time you get your snack on using the Oreo dunking spoon. This unique utensil fits snuggly into the cookie so that you can conveniently soak it in delicious milk without making a mess or dropping it in the cup accidentally.
If you like wearing sweatpants all day, then you’ll love the wearable sleeping bag. With the ability to take a nap anywhere at anytime, the wearable sleeping bag is perfect for bums. It’s also great to wear while camping on chilly nights with its insulated core.
Tired of those weak regular laser pointers that don’t paralyze and cause permanent retina damage to someone when you point it at their eyes? Want to own a laser so powerful that it’s practically a lightsaber? Gentlemen, we present to you the world’s most powerful laser.