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The Water Jet Pack

Move over sliced bread, the water jet pack is officially the greatest thing ever. For only sixty eight grand you can own your very own water thrusting jetpack. It can lift you up to 30 feet high and thrust forward at 30 miles per hour – practically guaranteeing certain death.

$68,500.00
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