Witness the Lord of the North of Grassteros in all his glory. He sits on the Throne of a Thousand Shovels in King’s Lawnding. The gnome realm is in disarray and there are rumors of gnome zombies from Cannibal Rock. Prepare yourselves, summer is coming.
Prevent others from from breaking the 11th commandment with the thou shalt not steal lighter. With a helpful reminder about the eternity in a lake of fire that awaits lighter thieves, this lighter ensures it will not be pocketed by any nearby hooligans.
Why settle for a boring regular-sized Easter treat, when you could have a Giant Easter Egg instead? Standing 40cm high and 30cm at its widest, the giant Easter egg is made from thick milk chocolate decorated with white chocolate and chocolate buttons.
Crush your enemies and hear the lamentation of their women at the local bowling alley while using this intimidating skull bowling ball. With a frightening design, bowling pins will instantly knock over in mortal fear before you even launch the ball down the lane.
Give your Easter eggs a cheerful and vibrant design without creating a big mess by using the chalk egg decorating kit. Instead of using messy paint to decorate the eggs, kids simply color in their favorite design like they would if they were in front of a chalkboard.
Help yourself stay focused on the present with the past present future watch. This clever watch’s quirky face helps you take a greater appreciation of the ‘now’ by only displaying the current time through a small open window located at the top center of the watch.
Turn any location into your very own private cinema with the HDMI pocket projector. This compact and lightweight projector is capable of projecting clear images onto any smooth surface and is compatible with most smartphones via a USB cable.
Give your poker nights a wild west feel to it by playing with the vintage playing cards. Each card in this unique deck is distressed in order to achieve a vintage look that’ll make everyone think you picked them up at the general store in the year 1870.
Bring the park to your backyard with this fun and functional sandbox bench. Rather than forcing your kids to sit in the sand, it provides two wooden benches in addition to a nice overhead cover to protect from the sun on those hot summer days.
After helping all the obese people off their floaties, Wall-E and Eve are here to help with your morning coffee. The Wall-E and Eve mug set are the novelty ceramic mugs designed to look like miniature versions of the most lovable robots you’ve ever met.
Move over sliced bread, the water jet pack is officially the greatest thing ever. For only sixty eight grand you can own your very own water thrusting jetpack. The jet pack can lift you up to 30 feet high and thrust forward at 30 miles per hour – practically guaranteeing certain death.
This high quality and super detailed camera lens is actually a coffee mug you can drink out of! The camera lens coffee mug is a great gift for photography enthusiasts, and will surely turn many heads when people see you drinking out of it.
You might not be driving around in the Batmobile, but with the Batman brake light cover you can still show off your love for all things Batman by easily covering your car’s brake light and displaying the bat signal to all the envious drivers behind you.
Turn your morning showers into a fun psychedelic experience with the color changing shower head. Requiring no batteries or power, this unique shower head uses water pressure powered LED lights to transform the water into a cornucopia of color.
Experience the joy of watching your vegetables grow with this viewable root garden. This kid friendly kit includes everything you need to plant and observe the miracle of science, and makes an excellent gift for the young olericulture enthusiast.
Transform your regular MacBook’s apple logo light into a ball of ice being conjured by none other than Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat. These stickers are low-adhesive vinyl that can easily be removed and reapplied without leaving a sticky residue on your MacBook.
Stay organized and quit poisoning your body with ink when writing self reminders on your arms, wrists, and hands. Now you can write a reminder to yourself on these wrist watch post it notes that you wear on your wrist like a regular watch or bracelet.
The Nintendo Gameboy dress is the ultimate way to ensure you’ll never run out of facebook stalkers. This Nintendo Gameboy dress is hand knit and comes in multiple sizes so that women every where can drive the typical geeky male absolutely crazy.
Harry Potter fans can now control any TV with the flick of the wrist with this magic wand TV remote control! This magic wand TV remote control has 13 different gestures to do everything from turn the TV on and off to changing the volume or channel.
Tear up the seas like never before with this dolphin shaped power boat known as the Sea Breacher! This amazing dolphin boat is capable of submerging and launching at a high speed into the air like a real dolphin. Jet skis just became obsolete.
When you need to stay safe from the rain but also want to keep your man ego intact, a sword handle umbrella is the only solution. From broad swords to samurai swords, you’ll look like a rain impenetrable warlord walking around with any one of these umbrellas.
No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.
Say farewell to those sticky fingers next time you get your snack on using the Oreo dunking spoon. This unique utensil fits snuggly into the cookie so that you can conveniently soak it in delicious milk without making a mess or dropping it in the cup accidentally.
If you like wearing sweatpants all day, then you’ll love the wearable sleeping bag. With the ability to take a nap anywhere at anytime, the wearable sleeping bag is perfect for bums. It’s also great to wear while camping on chilly nights with its insulated core.
Tired of those weak regular laser pointers that don’t paralyze and cause permanent retina damage to someone when you point it at their eyes? Want to own a laser so powerful that it’s practically a lightsaber? Gentlemen, we present to you the world’s most powerful laser.