The Dark side has never looked as fashionable as it does with the Darth Vader ring. Not even the Dark Lord’s flowing black robes can match the beauty and craftsmanship of this hand made sterling silver ring. It’s a perfect fit for any Star Wars fan.
Perform the holiest of miracles by turning your useless supply of life sustaining drinking water into actual wine with this incredible machine. This revolutionary device makes it possible to transform water into a rich and flavorful wine. Jesus just became obsolete.
Unleash your smartphone’s inner beast when you set it atop the Mechwarrior cellphone holder. This custom-made cellphone holder keeps your SkyNet ready smartphone in the upright position so it’s safe from falling over while it violently asserts its dominance.
With the draft beer jelly beans you can enjoy the taste of an ice cold beer without having to deal with an awful hangover the next day. These gourmet jelly beans come flavored just like your favorite draft beers and are finished off with a nice golden coat.
While other dinky toys get stuck in mere grass, the R/C Jeep Wrangler trudges through the toughest conditions mother nature throws its way. This scaled down Jeep Wrangler brings all the fun of a real Jeep without requiring a driver’s license to operate it.
Enjoy a star-filled evening no matter what the conditions are like outside with the starry night lantern by your side. Even if light pollution and smog have taken over your night skies, this lantern can still project a beautiful starry night inside any room you want.
Let the squirrels in your backyard horse around while they eat from this disturbing horse head squirrel feeder. This hanging squirrel feeder makes it appear like the squirrel is wearing s small version of the horse mask while they munch away on some food.
The mini museum is a portable collection of curiosities where every item is authentic, iconic and labeled. Each individually numbered limited edition mini museum is a handcrafted learning experience, with some of the specimens over a billion years old.
Start your own real life Mario Kart race club when you and your fellow neckbeards get your hands on these driveable Super Mario Karts! Styled after Mario’s own racing kart, it features signature sounds effects from the game and jets through any course at a blistering 2.5 MPH.
Create beautiful music wherever you go while adding an instrumental touch to your outfit with the harmonica necklace. This enchantingly functional necklace comes on a thin 28″ brass chain and features a small 1 3/8″ harmonica you can actually play.
Move over sliced bread, the water jet pack is officially the greatest thing ever. For only sixty eight grand you can own your very own water thrusting jetpack. The jet pack can lift you up to 30 feet high and thrust forward at 30 miles per hour – practically guaranteeing certain death.
This high quality and super detailed camera lens is actually a coffee mug you can drink out of! The camera lens coffee mug is a great gift for photography enthusiasts, and will surely turn many heads when people see you drinking out of it.
You might not be driving around in the Batmobile, but with the Batman brake light cover you can still show off your love for all things Batman by easily covering your car’s brake light and displaying the bat signal to all the envious drivers behind you.
Turn your morning showers into a fun psychedelic experience with the color changing shower head. Requiring no batteries or power, this unique shower head uses water pressure powered LED lights to transform the water into a cornucopia of color.
Experience the joy of watching your vegetables grow with this viewable root garden. This kid friendly kit includes everything you need to plant and observe the miracle of science, and makes an excellent gift for the young olericulture enthusiast.
Transform your regular MacBook’s apple logo light into a ball of ice being conjured by none other than Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat. These stickers are low-adhesive vinyl that can easily be removed and reapplied without leaving a sticky residue on your MacBook.
Stay organized and quit poisoning your body with ink when writing self reminders on your arms, wrists, and hands. Now you can write a reminder to yourself on these wrist watch post it notes that you wear on your wrist like a regular watch or bracelet.
The Nintendo Gameboy dress is the ultimate way to ensure you’ll never run out of facebook stalkers. This Nintendo Gameboy dress is hand knit and comes in multiple sizes so that women every where can drive the typical geeky male absolutely crazy.
Harry Potter fans can now control any TV with the flick of the wrist with this magic wand TV remote control! This magic wand TV remote control has 13 different gestures to do everything from turn the TV on and off to changing the volume or channel.
Tear up the seas like never before with this dolphin shaped power boat known as the Sea Breacher! This amazing dolphin boat is capable of submerging and launching at a high speed into the air like a real dolphin. Jet skis just became obsolete.
When you need to stay safe from the rain but also want to keep your man ego intact, a sword handle umbrella is the only solution. From broad swords to samurai swords, you’ll look like a rain impenetrable warlord walking around with any one of these umbrellas.
No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.
Say farewell to those sticky fingers next time you get your snack on using the Oreo dunking spoon. This unique utensil fits snuggly into the cookie so that you can conveniently soak it in delicious milk without making a mess or dropping it in the cup accidentally.
If you like wearing sweatpants all day, then you’ll love the wearable sleeping bag. With the ability to take a nap anywhere at anytime, the wearable sleeping bag is perfect for bums. It’s also great to wear while camping on chilly nights with its insulated core.
Tired of those weak regular laser pointers that don’t paralyze and cause permanent retina damage to someone when you point it at their eyes? Want to own a laser so powerful that it’s practically a lightsaber? Gentlemen, we present to you the world’s most powerful laser.