Wield arcane magic with help from the Technomancer digital wizard hoodie. Whether you’re into casting fireballs, shockwaves, restoring health, or even raising the dead – this magical garment will bestow you with powers you only previously dreamed of.
Now you can enjoy the great sport of bicycling during the winter months with the bicycle handlebar mittens. These easily to use mittens wrap around your handlebars so you can keep your hands warm, making winter bicycling less painful on your warm blooded body.
Reward your well behaved canine using the dog treat Pez dispenser. This over-sized dispenser comes packed with six all natural dog treats with real meat flavor. It makes an excellent gift idea for both dogs and their Pez dispenser collecting masters.
The Super Mario World belt is geek chic at it’s best. This custom made belt sports an eye-catching flying Mario buckle, complemented by a tanned leather belt designed to look like an actual level from the classic Nintendo game. It’s the ultimate gift for the fashionable geek.
Start your morning off right with a beer in the shower using the shower beer koozie. The koozie comes in every color under the sun and features large suction cup located at the back so your hands can remain free when you need to shampoo or soap up.
With the miniature luxury yacht, living the high life doesn’t have to cost you an arm and a leg. This pint-size yacht features superb craftsmanship and contains the exuberant amenities you’d expect while taking up a fraction of the space of an actual yacht.
The melting iPhone case covers your fragile phone with a protective film of slime. The case sports a fun and textured design that helps improve grip and includes an inner felt placement for extra protection. The melting iPhone case is the complete package.
Slice open your mail with striking precision by using the Samurai sword letter opener. This stainless steel letter opener comes styled like a traditional Japanese Samurai sword, right down to the black chord wrapped handle. It also makes a great display mounted on its rack.
Transform yourself into your favorite cyclops with the Futurama themed Leela hat. This custom made woven beanie warms your noggin when the weather gets cold while disguising your forehead to look like Leela’s with a cyclops eye and purple hair.
Don’t venture into another cesspool of filth – otherwise known as public bathrooms – without the public toilet survival kit. This handy kit includes everything you need to make it through the unpleasant ordeal without catching any weird and unwanted diseases.
Move over sliced bread, the water jet pack is officially the greatest thing ever. For only one hundred grand you can own your very own water thrusting jetpack. The water jet pack can lift you up to 30 feet high and thrust forward at 30 miles per hour.
This high quality and super detailed camera lens is actually a coffee mug you can drink out of! The camera lens coffee mug is a great gift for photography enthusiasts, and will surely turn many heads when people see you drinking out of it.
You might not be driving around in the Batmobile, but with the Batman brake light cover you can still show off your love for all things Batman by easily covering your car’s brake light and displaying the bat signal to all the envious drivers behind you.
Turn your morning showers into a fun psychedelic experience with the color changing shower head. Requiring no batteries or power, this unique shower head uses water pressure powered LED lights to transform the water into a cornucopia of color.
Experience the joy of watching your vegetables grow with this viewable root garden. This kid friendly kit includes everything you need to plant and observe the miracle of science, and makes an excellent gift for the young olericulture enthusiast.
Transform your regular MacBook’s apple logo light into a ball of ice being conjured by none other than Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat. These stickers are low-adhesive vinyl that can easily be removed and reapplied without leaving a sticky residue on your MacBook.
Stay organized and quit poisoning your body with ink when writing self reminders on your arms, wrists, and hands. Now you can write a reminder to yourself on these wrist watch post it notes that you wear on your wrist like a regular watch or bracelet.
The Nintendo Gameboy dress is the ultimate way to ensure you’ll never run out of facebook stalkers. This Nintendo Gameboy dress is hand knit and comes in multiple sizes so that women every where can drive the typical geeky male absolutely crazy.
Harry Potter fans can now control any TV with the flick of the wrist with this magic wand TV remote control! This magic wand TV remote control has 13 different gestures to do everything from turn the TV on and off to changing the volume or channel.
Tear up the seas like never before with this dolphin shaped power boat known as the Sea Breacher! This amazing dolphin boat is capable of submerging and launching at a high speed into the air like a real dolphin. Jet skis just became obsolete.
When you need to stay safe from the rain but also want to keep your man ego intact, a sword handle umbrella is the only solution. From broad swords to samurai swords, you’ll look like a rain impenetrable warlord walking around with any one of these umbrellas.
No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.
Say farewell to those sticky fingers next time you get your snack on using the Oreo dunking spoon. This unique utensil fits snuggly into the cookie so that you can conveniently soak it in delicious milk without making a mess or dropping it in the cup accidentally.
If you like wearing sweatpants all day, then you’ll love the wearable sleeping bag. With the ability to take a nap anywhere at anytime, the wearable sleeping bag is perfect for bums. It’s also great to wear while camping on chilly nights with its insulated core.
Tired of those weak regular laser pointers that don’t paralyze and cause permanent retina damage to someone when you point it at their eyes? Want to own a laser so powerful that it’s practically a lightsaber? Gentlemen, we present to you the world’s most powerful laser.