Liven up any day at the country club as you rampage from hole to hole at the course on the hovercraft golf cart. No matter where you end up hitting the ball, this all-terrain vehicle is equipped to take you there, even if it’s the middle of the pond.

Take a stand against intruders when you slumber with the self defense night stand at your bedside. The night stand’s unique and versatile design allows it to function as both a stylish bedroom piece and deadly club and shield combo ideal for self defense.

Capture your favorite heroes in their not-so-super moments with the ridiculously funny secret lives of superheroes prints. These comical portraits portray our favorite heroes preforming the same everyday activities as us mere mortals.

Upgrade the gaming room to meet your more refined adult interests by setting up the beer pong arcade machine. The beer pong machine brings all the fun of college to your living room – minus the drunken frat guys – so you can play whenever the mood strikes.

If those mounted deer heads are a bit gaudy for your taste, switch over to the deer antler switchplate. The switchplates allow any hunting enthusiast to tastefully decorate their home while also providing a handy spot to hang keys and other knick-knacks.

Say farewell to those sticky fingers next time you get your snack on using the Oreo dunking spoon. This unique utensil fits snuggly into the cookie so that you can conveniently soak it in delicious milk without making a mess or dropping it in the cup accidentally.

Who needs guard dogs or fancy security systems when you have the giant metal dragon magnificently towering over your humble abode. This imposing dragon is custom made entirely from metal and stands at over 10 feet tall so all who visit can awe in amazement.

Take your love of sharing meals with your sweetie to the next level when you dine with the interconnected wine glasses. The glasses are linked through a tube so the serving size doubles and you can get drunk twice as fast – provided your partner is a slow drinker.

If you really want to get noticed at night, the light up bicycle wheels are the way to go. They not only look infinitely cooler than those dorky bike reflectors but also provide increased visibility as the entire wheel lights up when put in motion.

Prepare the whips and chains cutting board and spatula as you create the most erotic and delicious meal of your life using the Fifty Shades of Bacon cookbook. Every page contains tantalizing recipes guaranteed to make your mouth water.

Show your favorite sports franchise some Russian-styled love with the sports teams nesting dolls. These nesting dolls feature quality craftsmanship from skilled Russian artisans who accurately portray your favorite players in their rightful jerseys and team colors.

Experience the mind-blowing power of science every time you place some gallium in your hands. This unique metal transforms from a solid to a liquid while in your hands because of its unusually low temperature melting point – and once you let it go it returns to a solid form.

No matter where your loyalties may lie in Westeros, chances are you probably wish to see Joffrey’s head on a spike. And now you can practice your assassination attempt on the despicable King Joffrey with this realistic shooting target poster.

Give your laptop some serious street gaming cred when you transform its appearance with the Street Fighter MacBook sticker. This sticker is made with transparent vinyl and displays the powerful Ryu turning the Apple logo into the power source of his next hadouken.

Stand out from the rest of the paper-card-carrying drones in the corporate world by handing out wooden business cards instead. These all-natural business cards display your information in a beautiful wood medium guaranteed to make a lasting impression.

Shield your precious smartphone with the same level of protection as the eccentric Mr. Stark with the Iron Man iPhone case. This vibrant and quality case protects your iPhone with a sleek design reminiscent of the Mark VII Iron Man suit and comes equipped with a fully functional LED.

Warm your hands and body as you cozy up to the plush fire logs during a cold winter night. Made with vibrant colors and an incredibly soft fabric, you’ll be pleasantly surprised with how comfortable you feel while resting your head over an open fire.

Be the bell disco ball of the ball when you show up to the shindig wearing the one and only light reflective shirt. This custom knit shirt receives a special light-reflective treatment which causes it to gain an blindingly intense glow no one will be able to miss.

Decorate your home like a maniacal supervillian would with these sharks with frickin lasers decals. This majestic man-eater has been augmented with a frickin laser beam attached to its head so that it can cook its victim up before chomping it to bits and pieces.

Secure your home with the crème de la crème of 90s technology, the GoldenEye 007 remote mine. With help from an easy to follow guide, you’ll be making these nostalgic weapons – equipped with working LEDs – faster than you can detonate them on your enemies.

Toss out bad ideas like never before with help from the crumpled paper catapult. This incredibly entertaining and useful desk-side appliance gives new life to those discarded ideas as it turns them into small boulders you can shoot at the trash or your coworkers.

Never go to war against your written mistakes without an over-sized green Army man eraser by your side. Styled after the nostalgic green Army men plastic toys, this loyal writing companion will easily correct your penciled-in mistakes.

Why would you do something as foolish as text and drive when you can eat french fries and drive instead? With the car french fry holder you can keep your vehicle stinking of delicious french fries as it also attaches to your air conditioning vent.

Throw out those fancy makeup kits, all you need in your arsenal is one of these pretty face paper bags to look your best day in and day out. This heavy duty brown paper bag will hide even the ugliest of mugs so you can continue with your drunken tomfoolery.

Disguise yourself as the mighty Vader or Chewy while showing off that fit and toned figure with the Star Wars skins suits. These skin-tight suits offer maximum flexibility and comfort while keeping true to the appearance of the Star Wars characters we all know and love.

Extend the flow of your faucet with this clever plastic piece that works with just about any type of bathroom sink. It’s the perfect bathroom accessory for those poorly installed faucet spouts that don’t reach out far enough to allow you to properly wash your hands.

Hey Hey – it’s your old pal Krusty in skateboard form! As you can expect from any trusted Krusty brand product, this quality longboard will last for years of extended use, won’t ever explode without warning, and definitely won’t give you un-explainable skin rashes.

Insert a little human interaction into your lonely morning routine with the holding hands coffee mug. This creative coffee mug forgoes the traditional and opts for a contemporary and intriguing design specifically molded to the human hand.

You don’t need to be a skilled ocarina player, or have any musical talent for that matter, in order to enjoy the Legend of Zelda songring. Cast in stainless steel, the ring displays the music to the most memorable tunes from the Ocarina of Time.

Make your vicious dog look ridiculous and non-threatening with with duckface dog muzzle. If your dog has a problem with biting or being surly, this muzzle will shame him enough so that he won’t be a problem for anyone. He might even quack instead.

Conquer the night as you trek through the unknown wilderness with the flashlight shoes leading the way. Each flashlight comes equipped with an ultra bright white LED for illuminating the darkest environments and two smaller red LEDs for going into stealth mode.

The seating chart will be one less thing to worry about with the name tag napkins at your next suaré. The creative and interactive design lets you write on the napkin so your guests don’t waste time looking for their seat while their meal gets cold.

Get your child started on their graphic designer career from an early age with the Play-Doh 3D printer. Using a standard iPad, they’ll be able to create anything their young minds can imagine – then have it appear right before them as they’re printed in Play-Doh.

Give a whole new meaning to the term “porking” when you fool around using the bacon condoms. They disguise and protect your meat by wrapping it up with some tasty latex bacon anyone would have to be crazy to turn down. Bacon and sex, what could be better?

At long last, educators everywhere will be able to accurately grade essays with help from the bullshit stamp. Whenever a slacker tries to pass off their B.S. as quality and well-researched material, just bust out the stamp and call them out on their utter bullshit.

Pay homage to one of mankind’s greatest feats with the astronaut chandelier in your home. Great for children, it lets their imagination soar while providing ample lighting. It’s the out-of-this-world chandelier so great it would have probably been hanging in JFK’s own man cave.

Complete your Boba Fett costume with the electronic Boba Fett helmet. At the press of the button, you can make jet pack, laser blaster noises, or even many Star Wars movie sounds and phrases. The antenna also lights up to add to the realism of the costume.

Use Mother Nature to your advantage with help from the solar window charger. This eco-friendly charger carries specially made solar panels that utilize natural sunlight to efficiently charge various kinds of phones. It’s great for travelling or the outdoors.

Keep your pencil as sharp and pointy as the Captain’s unrelenting steel hook with the pirate peg leg pencil sharpener in your arsenal of school supplies. A few spins in this scallywag’s amputated leg and your pencil is as good as new, yaarrr.

Fire breathing dragons have nothing on the water breathers. If you have any doubt, just check out the dragon rainspout statue in action. During storms, the dragon statue begins spewing out a steady stream of water. It’s the perfect gift for any home.

You may not have all of Tobias’s quirks but thanks to the never nude jeanshorts underwear at least you’ll be able to carry his impeccable sense of style wherever you go. They’re so chic and comfortable you’ll never have to or want to take them off.

The slate coasters will add the perfect touch to any rustic home or outside bar and patio area. With their simple yet sophisticated slate design, they provide a touch of minimalist elegance that blends in great for both formal and more casual occasions.

Live out your childhood dream of being a mighty robot when you put on the Ninja Turtles Krang apron. The apron comes with a design that turns the entire torso into Krang’s colossal robotic exoskeleton – complete with the pinkish, brain-like Krang housed in the middle.

Wallets are for chumps, if you really want to tote around your fat stack of dough like a true shot-caller you need the AK-47 money clip. This bad-ass gold plated clip securely hugs your dough while its menacing AK-47 frame warns others to keep their distance.

Spoil your furry best friend during the hot summer months with the luxurious doggie bone pool. This doggie watering hole will fit in any backyard and has a comical bone shape Sparky will love. After protecting the home day in and day out, he deserves some R&R.

Experience the stuff dreams are made of with this amazing Mega Man light capsule hologram device. A must have art piece for Mega Man fans, the capsule displays the image by cleverly projecting a two dimensional video which gets reflected in a hologram-like manner.

Keep your hands nice and clean as you attack the delicious and buttery corn on the cob assassin style, using the ninja sword corn skewers. These sword shaped metallic skewers penetrate the cob with deadly accuracy so you enjoy your corn without any of the mess.

When you can’t decide what color to get your manicure/pedicure simply go with the rainbow splat nail polish and get all of them! This untraditional shade mashes together all the colors of the rainbow over a white backdrop to create a beautifully messy nail color.

The fractal lamp shades prove your teachers were right when they said math would come in handy in the real world. Each of these unique lamps uses a fractal design to create jaw-dropping lighting effects sure to make them the focal point of any room.

Yo dawg, we heard you like Xzibit, so we made you a 3D printed exhibit of Xzibit so you can exhibit your passion for all things Xzibit. This classic internet meme stands an impressive inch and half in stature, and will go great with your other 3D printed memes.

Forget about lame perpetual motion devices and switch to the levitating platform to really make a splash at the office. This unique platform levitates small objects to create a one of a kind illusion ideal for keeping you distracted while on the job.

Now with the Zelda apron you’ll be able to remain at the forefront of Hyrulian fashion even when you’re stuck at home smashing pots doing chores. Each apron is made entirely from cotton for the most comfortable fit possible and comes in either a Zelda or Toon Link design.

Ditch those conventional designer scarves and opt to show off your more industrial side when you begin sporting the knitted power cord. These quirky garments are entirely hand-made and are available in the classic safety orange color in addition to many others.

Enjoy the intoxicating aroma of your favorite sweets without consuming a single calorie with the Hershey’s syrup chocolate candle. The candle comes disguised like a small vat of delicious Hershey’s syrup that fills the entire room with a delicious aroma as soon as it’s lit.

You don’t have to be part of House Targaryen to get your hands on some rare and valuable dragon eggs. These custom-made eggs make excellent centerpieces and are available in the color styles shown on the TV series or from the book.

Carry a deadly weapon on you at all times with this tiny crossbow ring. Meticulously crafted by hand by Reddit user modestmouse89, this mini crossbow makes the perfect DIY project for styling your medieval man in functionality jewelry.

Who needs Victoria Secret when you happen to have the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles bra in your collection of intimates? These unique bras are hand painted with extreme detail to mimic the face of your favorite pizza-eating, crime-fighting, sewer-surfing turtles.

Enjoy summer the way it was meant to be when you take the floating island raft out on your next maritime excursion. This luxury float features a sturdy construction made to stand up to mother nature while it comfortably accommodates up to six people simultaneously.

Upgrade your dinky, weak human fingers with the mighty dragon claw ring to experience the power of having a 2” stainless steel blade affixed to your fingers. These medieval inspired creations will turn heads at every renaissance fair and convention you attend.

Never be caught in the wrong place at the wrong time when enjoying the great outdoors thanks to the cardboard shit box. This disposable eco-friendly contraption sets up in seconds to provide you with a place to take care of business when in the wild.

Overwhelm your inner geek with joy as you build yourself a one of a kind nixie tube thermometer. The thermometer features alluring nixie tube lights that display the temperature in either Celsius, Fahrenheit, and even Kelvin to provide cool lighting effects.

Never eat breakfast alone again as long as you have the Domo Toaster. This toaster is the quality kitchen appliance that not only resembles the loved Japanese cartoon on the exterior but also makes specialized toasts identical to Domo himself.

Thanks to the escape prevention dog harness you can finally let your small dog run free in the yard without worrying about them slipping through any small spaces. The harness’s humane design fits comfortably and contains a 10 ½” pole that prevents attempted escapes.

Take home a piece of vampire hunting history when you acquire the steampunk bow. This bow is fashioned from sturdy plastic and metal and designed to deliver a deadly stake through the chest of any undead monster; a must have for anyone planning a trip to Transylvania.

Now you can anthropomorphize basically any object you see on the street thanks to the giant googly eyes. These oversized eyes adhere to various types of surfaces and place a humorous spin on any situation. Virtually no one will be able to hold back their laughter.

Experience candy like they do on the other side of the world when you take a break with the green leaf Kit Kat bars. This Japanese made Kit Kat bar offers a distinct green tea infused flavor that satisfies your requirement of sugar while soothing your nerves in the process.

Channel the 8-Bit power of hand held technology when you start baking with the Nintendo Power Glove oven mitt. The oven mitt features an functional yet nostalgic design ideal for old school gamers looking to get cooking with POWER!

Leave everyone you pass on the street dumbfounded as you race by on the invisible bike. This unique bike features a transparent frame that creates the illusion you’re floating. Next to Wonder Woman’s invisible jet, it’s the second coolest transparent vehicle around.

No Star Wars themed party is complete without frozen treats in the form of lightsaber popsicles. The Force of deliciousness is strong in these popsicles, and you can stage messy, sticky sword fights in your Darth Vader and Princess Leia costumes.

Transform your harmless little feline into a fierce and intimidating king of the jungle with this lion cat hat. As long as you insist on dressing up your cat with things he’ll probably despise, make it worth his suffering by choosing the lion cat hat over the clown hat.

Blow your friends away – literally – as you take aim and fire this incredibly entertaining air bazooka at them. This harmless weaponry features a high tech laser that allows you to hit your target with pinpoint accuracy from up to 50 feet away!

Unleash the walking deliciousness on your home when you whip up a batch of treats using the zombie cookie cutters. These novelty cookie cutters make ideal snacks for zombie viewing parties and let you flip the cards on them as you take a bite of their sugary limbs or head.

Travel back in time with this Back To The Future inspired DeLorean rental car that features an actual flux capacitor inside. This is one rental car you’d be wise to get the rental insurance plan for – just try not to make out with your Mom along your journey, you pervert.

Now you can add up numbers without adding to your carbon footprint when you use this environmentally friendly bamboo calculator. It will easily match your ultra-modern bamboo office floors and your modern, eco-chic sense of style.

Compliment your ever growing movie prop collection with the imposing Ghostbusters Vigo Replica painting. This larger than life painting depicts Vigo the Carpathian as he stands against a 16th century backdrop and ominously peers into your soul.

If owning a motorcycle didn’t make you look like a bad-ass already, now you can wear these novelty Predator style motorcycle helmets to really turn some heads on the highway. Infrared vision and cloaking technology sold separately. This helmet is not DOT certified.

Let your children’s creativity run wild with this interactive color in wallpaper. Designed to be colored with markers, pens, or even paint, this wallpaper is the perfect compromise to allowing your kids draw on the walls without letting them permanently destroy them.

Ward off any night time monsters with the soft and cuddly light up Totoro Plushie. This snuggly plushie is inspired from the My Neighbor Tototo Japanese film and makes an ideal gift for anime fans as well as young children afraid of the dark.

This iPhone shaped flask is the ultimate in drinking discretion. The iFlask goes wherever your phone goes — your pocket, your purse, or even your bra. Just make sure you’re not checking your phone while you’re swigging, as you might get found out.

Buckle up your keys and keep them safe just like you do your own self with the buckle up key holder. If you are always losing your keys, this key holder is the perfect thing to go on your wall. Your key chain will plug right into the buckle holder and never get lost.

The crocheted Tetris pillow is shown here in the shape of the useful, yet infuriating, step-shaped Tetris piece. This piece could be guided on top of Tetris protrusions of any size. Guide it to the side of your sofa and either pummel it or cuddle it, depending on your mood.

Become the picture of pure evil after donning the Borderland Psycho Bandit mask at the next convention. This hand painted mask accurately portrays the demented Psycho Bandits and features amazing attention to detail in addition to LED eyes that enhance its menacing appeal.

Experience the unequalled high only the super rich can afford when you begin wearing the money stacks backpack. Even when completely broke, the backpack’s clever and extremely realistic design will make others think you’re totally loaded. Just watch out for muggers.

Everyone at the skate park will be saying ay carumba, when you bust some kickflips with the Marge Simpson skateboard deck. The deck’s bold design displays Marge’s portrait and killer blue fro while showing us that Bart isn’t the only one with serious skate chops.

Bathe just like the imposing Heisenberg by sprinkling in some Breaking Bad bath salts into your next soak. These novelty bath salts come in the form of Mr. White’s iconic blue meth and feel so incredibly good you’ll get hooked on them from the first bath.

You don’t need skill to tackle those black diamond courses, just the incredible confidence instilled in you by wearing the bearded ski mask. This imposing beard is the stylish and eye catching way to keep your face warm from the howling cold air on the slopes.

Make a statement when you carry the armed notebooks. Their eye-catching cover displays detailed 3D sketches of various arms as a form of protest against violence; showing how symbols of violence can be a medium through which to express creativity.

Keep your honey jar un-stickified with the honey syrup dispenser. The dispenser holds your honey better than the bear from the grocery store since it cleverly pours your honey into your coffee or tea and then retracts so that the sticky goo is kept from the jar.

The perfect couch for any aspiring vampire, this coffin couch features a plush violet interior and a hardwood exterior. It folds away for day time rest, and opens up at night when its owner goes on the prowl. This sofa gives any apartment an Addams family vibe.

These ninja rubber duckies pack a punch with any ancient Japanese bathroom decor scheme. Designed to look like rubber duckies gone ninja bad, you can pit these little dudes in death matches against one another, all while you are relaxing in the tub.

One-up those fancy bottle opening belts with the belt buckle beer holder. This one of a kind buckle acts like an extra appendage by providing a nice and cozy place for you to place your bottle or can of beer so that your hands remain free for holding more beer.

The cake isn’t a lie! At long last you can bake and devour your very own delectable Portal themed cake with help from this officially licensed Aperture Laboratories cake mix that includes everything you need to get started. Your test subjects friends will be pleased.

Whether working in the blacksmith shop or cooking for the family, the gentleman’s apron is the stylish and functional garment you can’t be without. This strapping apron provides easy access to all of your tools while it’s tough leather exterior protects you while on the job.

Caught yourself needing to tweet at the stoplight? Or do you need to check your gmail again before you walk to your office computer? You probably need an iPad cup holder stand. You can use it sensibly — like for GPS — or ridiculously — like Angry Birds in a traffic jam.

Add some apocalyptic macabre to your fridge with these ghoulish zombie magnets. Every zombie is made up of ten smaller magnets that combine to form a graphic and decomposing carcass you can display whole or split up when you need the extra magnets.

For anyone who has dreamed of having a real life Siri to answer questions and tell you where to hide a body, the IRIS 9000 iPhone Module takes you one step closer to that reality. Plug your iPhone into the system, turn it on, and fire your questions — and she’ll answer.

Say hello to your little friend — the Tony Montana action figure. You can have him send men to kill your other action figures, or have him make some shady drug deals with the Power Rangers. Children’s play cocaine sold separately.

Add a cool 21st century touch to your home’s entrance with the modern illuminating doorbell. This contemporary doorbell’s stylish circular frame features a colored LED that lights up the interior while complimenting it’s black, bronze, or anodized aluminum finish.

Add the perfect touch to any bedside or cozy reading nook with the cute and useful book house lamp. This quaint reading lamp is shaped like a small home you make whole every time you place your book book atop its roof to save your place.

Breakfast 8:16 – Peter saideth onto Joseph, prepare thy pre-lunch meal making useth of the Jesus toaster to feast on thy daily toast. Each toast is graced by a glorious portrait of the mighty messiah and forms an integral part of a balanced and god-fearing breakfast.

Make your drink look dangerous with the AK-47 ice bullets tray. Just put in water, freeze, and shoot them straight into your favorite tumbler — these bullets will manly up even the girliest of drinks. Make it a killer party with ice designed to be deadly cold and delicious.

Create professional quality prints with almost no formal training when you employ the use of the pattern paint roller. This easy to use painting accessory comes imprinted with a delightful pattern you simply roll in paint and onto the wall for amazing effects.

You don’t need to be a billionaire or know the location of the Batcave to get your hands on the Dark Knight backpack. Worn by the Dark Knight in the film trilogy, this leather-clad replica allows you to mimic his ominous style with this tough and functional accessory.

The amphibious trailer goes everywhere that you go — on land, on water, or into the dark and scary woods. Just hook this amphibious camper up to the back of your pick up, and you have the perfect house-on-the-go for camping and cavorting.

First rule about owning the professional MMA Cage is you don’t tell your spouse you just spent the children’s college funds purchasing the professional MMA cage. With this awesome MMA cage in your garage, you’ll be undisputed leader of your local fight club chapter.

The Oreo Cookie USB drive is one tasty looking treat you won’t ever want to dunk into a glass of milk – unless you wish to lose all your data. Disguised as a delicious cookie, you crack it down the middle to reveal the concealed USB port.

Attract all the hippie chicks and liberal babes on campus as soon as they catch a whiff of the cannabis flower cologne emanating from your hemp shirt and knitted beanie. This rare scent is so pungent, just one or two sprays is all you’ll need to carry you through the entire day.

With the peanut butter and jelly pillows you can finally enjoy a tasty snack without worrying about adding extra junk in the trunk. These scrumptious looking pillows are so comfy and plump, we’re willing to bet you’ll enjoy them even more than a real PB&J sandwich.

Just one morsel of the Star Wars chocolate is enough to send you flying with ecstasy to Tatooine’s second sun. Meticulously crafted by an expert chocolatier, these delicious treats feature all the classic shapes and characters like R2-D2 and the evil Darth Vader.

Put Batman’s loaded belt to shame when you show up with the barbecue toolbelt around your waist. This awesome belt includes specially designed pockets for every tool in your bbq kit, including your phone and two frosty beers to make cooking more enjoyable.

Makeover your plain Apple laptop with an iconic scene from your childhood as you adhere The Giving Tree MacBook sticker. This nostalgic sticker displays top quality graphics and creatively re-purposes the famous Apple logo to fit into the classic story’s plot.

Make a splash at the next ball as you promenade into the room with the majestic swan wig. It’s woven from a blend of fine silk, alpaca, and adorned with pearls to make this Elizabethan inspired masterpiece a must-have for any worst best dressed list.

Be dangerous with the mini switchblade necklace, a piece of jewelry that packs a hidden punch. The handmade necklace is a stylish piece featuring black and silver embellishments — but at the press of a button, it becomes a tiny weapon to handle pint-sized criminals.

The bat signal mini light goes on your desk up in that high rise in Gotham City. And when the tiny Joker comes around to screw with your paperclip supply again, you can just turn on your tiny Batman signal. Tiny Batman always comes to help those in need.

Jam out to your favorite tunes like a true musician with the mini amplifier speaker. This ultra-portable speaker trumps your iPhone’s dinky speaker and provides you with 5 watts of face-melting power ideal for sharing your musical prowess with everyone around.

Eat your precious baby up just like you want to with the shark attack sleeping bag. This sleeping bag is the perfect gift for a new parent with a sense of humor — just slip the bag over baby’s legs, and it’s perfect for the stroller and just as cute as can be.

Thanks to the lawn drink holders, your precious brew will never again spill by accident during picnics or outdoor cookouts. This ergonomically designed holder easily sinks in to the ground and props up your booze so you can concentrate on the delicious grub at hand.

Raise your wardrobe’s power level to unheard of heights with the Dragon Ball Z hoodie. Styled after the legendary Goku, the hoodie comes in the same orange hue and sports Master Roshi’s symbol over the front while King Kai’s godly insignia is emblazoned on the back.

If you have a habit of writing on your hand, check out the to do list temporary tattoo, the washable tattoo that allows you to write out your checklist on your hand. It’s the perfect gift for the chronically forgetful, and may inspire a wave of similar permanent tattoos.

Never again leave the comfort of your floating lounger when you’ve got the remote control drink float at your service. With just a few simple maneuvers of the remote, this floating maître d’ immediately swims up to wait on your every whim.

Now you can easily slip these covers on your cleated shoes and avoid dirtying/damaging your floors. Whether you’re wearing baseball, soccer, or even golf cleats – these clever covers slip over your cleats and transform the bottom of your shoes into a more practical style.

Give your home a worldly feel to it with help from this giant vintage world map wallpaper. It makes a great addition to any well traveled individual’s home decor, and is available in multiple sizes so you can add character to any room no matter how big or small.

This is one bubble wrap sheet you’d be wise not to pop. The bubble wrap oven mitts are perfect for popping some food into the oven without burning your delicate hands as they will be well packaged in these functional and unpoppable baking mitts.

Nothing will reassure your frightened offspring that everything is alright quite like the baby panda nightlight. This cute nightlight is styled like an adorable and cuddly cartoon panda that emits a soothing glow ideal for lighting a dark room and keeping the boogie man at bay.

Give your lovely home a subtle touch of death and decay with the crystal skull door knob. Designed to look like a perfectly polished tiny human skull, the grim door knobs make the perfect decorating piece for a modern Witch Doctor’s home or office.

That’s not your spidey sense tingling – your feet are just freezing! But now you can warm them up and feel like a crime fighting superhero all at the same time with these Spiderman socks. These geeky socks are also available in Iron-Man and Wolverine styles.

Make your shower into a tentacled experience with the medusa snakes shower head. This shower head has eight snake or tentacle-like protrusions, each of which delivers hot water to your scalp and shoulders. You’ll certainly feel like something from a myth with this treatment.

Make breakfast a memorable meal when you add a personal touch using the French toast stamp on your morning meal. With each stamp, the delicious toast gets its own unofficial seal of authenticity that display the Eiffel Towel along with a cheerful “Bonjour!” message.

Get your favorite Instagram pictures turned into mini fridge magnets with this conversion service offered by Stickygram. Now all you have to worry about is finding actual interesting photos worth printing out, instead of pictures of what you had for lunch with artsy filters.

Add some excitement to the living room by sitting in front of these Couch Fighter wall decals and conjure some hadokens while you battle with your couchmate. You can take on a new identity every time you sit by the decal, and will be perfecting ultra combos in no time.

Cooking just got easier thanks to the boiler water whistler. Simply place the floating device into a heated pot, and once the water reaches a boiling point this ingenious cooking tool will whistle its ears off so you’ll know it’s time to begin the next stage of your cook.

Command the respect of your very own battalion when you enlist the LEGO Army men to aid in your make-believe adventures. Modeled after the soldiers from Toy Story, these tiny green men valiantly follow you until the mission is completed, or playtime is over.

X-Ray leggings make people spying on you while running see what’s really underneath — your bones and tendons. These leggings also give viewers a sense of the pride you take in your bones, muscles, and super sexy tendons that give you the ability to be your best.

Level up your collection of geeky jewelry with one of these nostalgic Nintendo cartridge rings. Available in a variety of styles – including the legendary gold Zelda cartridge – these highly detailed rings are the perfect gift idea for the old school gamer.

Experience a level of comfort so powerful it’s enough to make you enter hibernation when you lay down on the grizzly bear bean bag. Designed like an over-sized snuggly grizzly, the bean bag features knitted graphics on a washable cover designed for everyday use.

With the baby shark costume your little human will look down right vicious at any costume party he attends. This comfortably fitting costume is equipped with fins and some adorably ferocious teeth that will combine for one very charming looking land shark.

Get rewarded for your complete disapproval in embarrassing behavior with the Captain Picard facepalm cookies. Now when you sit down to watch any reality TV show, you’ll always have a snack to celebrate your utter disappointment with these delicious cookies.

Experience pure luxuriousness by soaking away your troubles in the carbon fiber bathtub. Sculpted by hand, this Austrian designed masterpiece features a one of a kind design and extravagant feel that’ll easily rival any five star hotel bathroom.

Now you don’t have to hack your arm off to become just like your favorite video game hero. With the Mega Man arm pillow you can comfortably cover your right forearm with this soft and fluffy cannon. And when you get tired from cosplaying, it doubles as a sleeping pillow!

Turn your living room into the premiere spot for bad movie marathons with the Mystery Science Theater 3000 wall decal. The novelty decal comes available in various hues and creates the illusion you’re watching the flick among your wisecracking robot chums.

With the remote control submarine camera even the deep sea aquaphobes will be able to explore the great depths of the big blue. You control the pint-size sub remotely from a safe location while it captures high quality images and videos you can stream to your phone.

Be just like the Doctor when you get your hands on this Sonic Screwdriver. This novelty collector’s item replicates the eleventh model of the iconic screwdriver and features a fully functional button you press to activate the LED lit tip accompanied by realistic sounds.

Ward off those spring time showers without constantly lugging around an umbrella or dorky raincoat with the hoodie backpack. The backpack features a functional hood you can easily slip on whenever the weather turns bad or you need to catch a few Z’s in class.

You bastard! Now you’ll have to kill Kenny every time you want to get your data. This custom built South Park USB drive was created by installing a flash drive into the head of the officially licensed mini Kenny toy. Also available is a less exciting version already built.

Bring back that youthful glow without going under the knife when you cover up your lovely mug with one of these creepy baby masks. These cinema quality latex masks instantly turn back the years and are guaranteed to scare the living daylights out of onlookers.

Wave goodbye to morning stress when you start your days off on the massaging bed rest. You’ll be able to catch up on currents events, sip your morning latte, and receive a world class massage all before having to step into your morning slippers.

Your digital book reader can hold thousands of books all in one package, so why not style your eBook reader in clever and nostalgic fashion with The Never Ending Story cover? Capable of fitting over kindles, nooks, iPad minis, and many other devices, this cover is a must have.

Turn yourself into a living, breathing glowstick every time you put on the interactive UV light shirt. A specialized UV key chain and laser allow you to create crazy and custom designs and slogans as epic as the rave or party you plan to wear it to.

The floppy disk notebook makes use of the floppy disk that got you started in your computing life. Two floppy disks encase a useful ruled notebook that can store all of your secrets. The notebook has just about as much storage as a single floppy disk, too.

The floating tablecloth makes a ghostly addition to your ghostly household or party. The floating tablecloth is actually a table that holds itself up, ready for any party treats or snacks for your guests. People who visit you will wonder where the base is, but you’ll never tell.

Food trucks are old news, the hottest fad in the mobile food and drink industry is now the pedal pub. The pedal pub is a mobile bar station that is steered by your trusty bartender – don’t even think about buying him/her shots – and powered by the drunken power of the patrons.

The vacation never has to end as long as you have the airplane window seat photos by your side. No matter how hectic the workday gets, just one gaze at the majestic view of the celestial sky is enough to melt all your stress and troubles away.

If your work isn’t making you stand out at the office, the light up tie will surely get the boss’s attention. Whether attending formal or casual events, this luminescent garment will help you achieve an electrifying look guaranteed to turn heads.

Apocalypse survival just got easier with this incredible 3-in-1 jacket that easily converts to a sleeping bag or camping tent in just seconds. This clever jacket is perfect for traveling light while heading out into the great outdoors as well as creating an impromptu shelter.

Writing down notes just became obsolete now that the document scanner pen has entered into the equation. This highly portable gadget employs a precision lens to capture whatever is visually placed within its laser parameters to provide the highest quality scan possible.

One up your fellow glow-stick-toting ravers when you ride into the party on the glow in the dark bicycle. Coated with eye popping florescent paint, you’ll be the center of attention no matter where your cycling journey takes you to.

Add a “human touch” to your office’s bulletin board with these disturbingly realistic human thumb tacks. With their creatively eerie design, they literally redefine the term ‘thumb’ tack and bring some levity to the an otherwise drab workday.

Make your dog more useful around the house by getting him to clean the floors as he walks while wearing these doggie floor dusting slippers. These “one size fits most” slippers contain special micro fiber pads that pick up dirt while your dog scurries about your home.

The Eiffel Tower is old news, the new tourist attraction in France – if approved – will be this massive inflatable trampoline bridge. With plans to be constructed in the Seine river, the bridge will consist of three massive fungasm inducing trampolines.

Now you can decorate your gaming room with some nostalgic pieces of 1980s gaming history when you buy yourself some Nintendo cartridge style pillows. Soft and comfy, these geeky throw pillows thankfully do not require you to blow them to get them to work as intended.

Reclaim your wife’s shared closet the only way an alpha male can, by installing the hammer coat hook. This rugged accessory re-purposes the hammer into a one of a kind hook capable of taking on the weight of even your heaviest winter gear.

Hey bro, if you lift more weight than Superman then you need to get yourself an Under Armour superhero shirt. It’s the ultimate workout shirt for the geeky man child whose swoleness is known to destroy planets with merely a flex of the biceps.

Prepare for simultaneous battle against the Decepticons and cold weather with help from the crocheted Optimus Prime helmet. The helmet guises your noggin and makes you look like the great Autobot leader, enabling you to roll out even in the coldest of days.

You didn’t choose the Pug Life, the Pug Life chose you. And now with the Pug face shirt you can command the attention of all the bitches female dogs in the room while wearing this shirt. But if pugs aren’t your fancy, you can also get Labrador, Bulldog, or kitten style shirts.

Bring unparalleled beauty in addition to an awesome tripiness factor to any indoor landscape using the light up mushroom lamps. These solar powered lamps provide an energy efficient way to bring a subtle hint of nature into the drab and cold urban landscape.

Create the perfect moonlit environment any night with the floating light up globes. Even if the smog and light pollution have taken over the nighttime sky, these versatile and portable light globes provide all the ambiance and lighting your home or yard require.

For any Mario Kart fan who needs a little boost of energy at work, check out these mini Mario Kart R/C Cars. These radio-controlled cars can zoom around any desk with lightning speed. You can control Mario and Yoshi, carefully avoiding banana peels and turtles.

Contact the unknown without drawing attention from the feds when wearing the E.T. ring. The ring’s accurate portrayal of E.T. will satisfy even the most hardcore movie fan while its antiquated copper finish make it great for all occasions, from formal events to phoning home.

Celebrate your greater piratey nature with the octopus ear cuff. The ear cuff is made of antiqued bronze, and each tentacle is exquisitely handcrafted. Requiring no piercings to be worn, this ear cuff is the perfect maritime jewelry piece.

Stay one step ahead of the cool kids by pimping out your MacBook with the wooden MacBook keyboard. These hip decals can easily be applied over the existing keys to give your laptop a earthy appearance all your hipster friends at the coffee house will be jealous of.

Create grotesquely delicious treats with the brain cupcake mold. One-up every other home on the block by whipping up a batch of these moist and sugary treats that are guaranteed to make your home the most popular spot for the zombie crazed trick-or-treaters of today.

Ensure that you’ll definitely go to Hell when you die by playing the Cards Against Humanity card game. The rules of the game are simple, just use your creative wit to come up with the most offensive combinations to win this twisted game against your sick and depraved friends.

If you are frequently outside in the summer months, you need Japan’s finest air-conditioned pants. These pants are battery-powered and deliver cooling waves of air to your legs and nether regions so that you don’t end up with sweaty unmentionables.

Stop wasting precious energy using your facial muscles to express your perplexed look of disapproval – now you can simply wear these glasses and sport a disapproving face all day long! These reactionary emoticon inspired glasses are a must have for neckbeards.