Portal Turret Flashlight

Portal Turret Flashlight

Keep your poorly lit room well defended with the Portal Turret Flashlight. While this Portal Turret has had it’s dual machine guns disabled for civilian use, it does speak to you with classic lines from the Portal video game and makes a great stocking stuffer gift.




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