Leave her with a satisfaction level of over 9000 the next time you use one of these geeky styled condoms whilst getting a little action. Each time a new challenger enters the game, you can finish her off knowing your dark knight is safe from icky sexually transmitted diseases.
Fight off rain clouds and thunderstorms with gusto with the sword handle umbrella at your side. You’ll be able to parry the worst mother nature throws your way with a spacious 41″ canopy that comes with a convenient shoulder strap so you can take it wherever you go.
Bring a little beauty of the outdoors into your home with the pine cone lamp. The bold pine cone shape of the light fixture not only makes it a great accent piece for any room, but it keeps the lamp from shining down on reflective surfaces while providing ample light.
It’s a jungle out there, even in your own backyard. The hippopotamus lawn ornament is the fun way to transform your dull yard into a more wild and exciting place to be. It measures 22″ long and is made from concrete which makes it ideal for outdoor use.
Get your morning fix by ingesting a full dose of caffeine with the prescription bottle coffee mug. For those of us who need a nice hot cup of joe to get the day started, this the comical coffee mug is the ideal way to kickstart things in the morning with some legal stimulants.
Make sure the one of these mighty Adventure Time sword is in your kung-fu grip before venturing off into the unknown. With the evil butt kicking sword in your possession, you’ll be able to face anything head-on and come out victorious just like Finn the human.
No one is safe from the zombie apocalypse, not even lawn gnomes. On the bright side, these one of a kind flesh-eating zombies serve as great lawn ornaments once all hell breaks loose. They’ll keep your home safe by attacking any scavengers who come near your yard.
Smell like delicious obesity with the newest line of cologne from Demeter – the pizza cologne. This intoxicating fragrance will leave you smelling like a greasy, artery-clogging, freshly sliced piece of pizza that just came out of the oven. Garlic stick cologne sold separately.
Swim as graceful as a mythical half-human sea creature the next time you go into the beach wearing mermaid tail fins. The fins are joined together at the middle in order to mimic the anatomy of a mermaid fin, allowing you to swim faster and more efficiently underwater.
Hulk smash the boogie man with this destructive Hulk fist nightlight. The nightlight emits a soft green glow from a first shaped lamp that creates the illusion the Hulk has busted through your concrete wall like an angry version of the Kool-Aid man.
Move over sliced bread, the water jet pack is officially the greatest thing ever. For only sixty eight grand you can own your very own water thrusting jetpack. The jet pack can lift you up to 30 feet high and thrust forward at 30 miles per hour – practically guaranteeing certain death.
This high quality and super detailed camera lens is actually a coffee mug you can drink out of! The camera lens coffee mug is a great gift for photography enthusiasts, and will surely turn many heads when people see you drinking out of it.
You might not be driving around in the Batmobile, but with the Batman brake light cover you can still show off your love for all things Batman by easily covering your car’s brake light and displaying the bat signal to all the envious drivers behind you.
Turn your morning showers into a fun psychedelic experience with the color changing shower head. Requiring no batteries or power, this unique shower head uses water pressure powered LED lights to transform the water into a cornucopia of color.
Experience the joy of watching your vegetables grow with this viewable root garden. This kid friendly kit includes everything you need to plant and observe the miracle of science, and makes an excellent gift for the young olericulture enthusiast.
Transform your regular MacBook’s apple logo light into a ball of ice being conjured by none other than Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat. These stickers are low-adhesive vinyl that can easily be removed and reapplied without leaving a sticky residue on your MacBook.
Stay organized and quit poisoning your body with ink when writing self reminders on your arms, wrists, and hands. Now you can write a reminder to yourself on these wrist watch post it notes that you wear on your wrist like a regular watch or bracelet.
The Nintendo Gameboy dress is the ultimate way to ensure you’ll never run out of facebook stalkers. This Nintendo Gameboy dress is hand knit and comes in multiple sizes so that women every where can drive the typical geeky male absolutely crazy.
Harry Potter fans can now control any TV with the flick of the wrist with this magic wand TV remote control! This magic wand TV remote control has 13 different gestures to do everything from turn the TV on and off to changing the volume or channel.
Tear up the seas like never before with this dolphin shaped power boat known as the Sea Breacher! This amazing dolphin boat is capable of submerging and launching at a high speed into the air like a real dolphin. Jet skis just became obsolete.
When you need to stay safe from the rain but also want to keep your man ego intact, a sword handle umbrella is the only solution. From broad swords to samurai swords, you’ll look like a rain impenetrable warlord walking around with any one of these umbrellas.
No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.
Say farewell to those sticky fingers next time you get your snack on using the Oreo dunking spoon. This unique utensil fits snuggly into the cookie so that you can conveniently soak it in delicious milk without making a mess or dropping it in the cup accidentally.
If you like wearing sweatpants all day, then you’ll love the wearable sleeping bag. With the ability to take a nap anywhere at anytime, the wearable sleeping bag is perfect for bums. It’s also great to wear while camping on chilly nights with its insulated core.
Tired of those weak regular laser pointers that don’t paralyze and cause permanent retina damage to someone when you point it at their eyes? Want to own a laser so powerful that it’s practically a lightsaber? Gentlemen, we present to you the world’s most powerful laser.