There’s nothing worse than being outside and having to eat your lunch on an ant pile or in a field of all types of bugs. And unless you have brought you own picnic table, the only way of not having to eat your picnic off of the dirt is by these amazing picnic pants. Perfect for camping trips, outdoor festivals, and homeless people, these jeans have extra fabric in the middle area of them that can be used to eat a meal on without having to spill food on the ground. All you need to do is sit in a kneeling or cross legged position and the extra fabric will become taught and serve as an appropriate and sturdy dining area for you.

And when you’re done you can just walk away – no more folding up picnic tables, or picking food off of the ground. This is an ideal pair of outdoor gear for those who are truly on the go but need to stop once in a while. The sleek denim design keeps you in the hip crowd – while the middle, stain resilient fabric will keep you out of the hunger game. There’s two things the true outdoors person needs in life – food and pants. With this amazing invention, you can enjoy both together. So whether you’re headed to Bonnaroo or the Unemployment Line, the only place you’ll need to look when trying to find somewhere to eat is down below.