It’s lunch time at the office and you’ve still got work to do – you need to eat but you can’t leave the office, and the only way to eat the leftover soup you brought in from last night’s dinner is to scoop is up with your hands or slurp it down like a messy child. Unfortunately your whole management team at the office just saw you eat your lunch like a caveperson, and before you know it you’ve been asked to clear out your office and learn some table manners. Sounds scary and all too realistic! Thankfully, with these Pen Cap Eating Utensils, this doesn’t have to be you. Simply attach the utensil head to the other end of your pen and work while you eat.

These unique, functional blue ballpoint pens come with washable, reusable plasticware built into the cap of the pen. So whether you want to hide the fact that you are eating in your cubicle from your boss, or you are a workaholic that has to have a couple of bites while working on that long report, this is perfect gift. And this kit has a knife, fork, and a spoon, so you can dice, stab, and stir while your slacking off working on the computer.