Make your home shine with the glow of a thousand gummies upon installing the gummy bear chandelier. This mammoth light fixture’s design consists of hundreds of colorful synthetic gummy bears that create surreal lighting effects without attracting pesky ants.
Who needs talent or musical ability when you can simply walk up to the stage holding the iced-out lion gold mic flag? Overflowing with swagger, this one of a kind mic flag contains so much bling that the audience will automatically start bobbing their heads to your every words.
Upgrade the imposing stature of your high end status symbol automobile with the Mercedes Benz illuminated star. This eye catching emblem is custom made to set your Benz apart from the rest – so there’s no confusion regarding how much better you are than everyone else.
Say no to uninvited apparitions in your home with the Ghostbusters coffee table. This geeky custom made table will tie together your living room while serving a double purpose of sending a clear message that ghosts will be busted in your home.
Keep your date well fed while simultaneously reviving chivalry with the KFC chicken drumstick corsage. This delectable grease-filled staple of the fast food industry will complement any outfit, and will have all the other girls in trailer park overflowing with envy.
No matter how grave or gruesome the ouchie, the crime scene bandages will help keep unwanted bacteria away from the wound. Though something terrible has taken place, tell those nasty germs to move it along, there’s nothing to see here.
Leave her with a satisfaction level of over 9000 the next time you use one of these geeky styled condoms whilst getting a little action. Each time a new challenger enters the game, you can finish her off knowing your dark knight is safe from icky sexually transmitted diseases.
Fight off rain clouds and thunderstorms with gusto with the sword handle umbrella at your side. You’ll be able to parry the worst mother nature throws your way with a spacious 41″ canopy that comes with a convenient shoulder strap so you can take it wherever you go.
Bring a little beauty of the outdoors into your home with the pine cone lamp. The bold pine cone shape of the light fixture not only makes it a great accent piece for any room, but it keeps the lamp from shining down on reflective surfaces while providing ample light.
It’s a jungle out there, even in your own backyard. The hippopotamus lawn ornament is the fun way to transform your dull yard into a more wild and exciting place to be. It measures 22″ long and is made from concrete which makes it ideal for outdoor use.
The mini fire extinguisher lighter is a cool twist on the tried and true fire extinguisher. Made from solid metal, the mini fire extinguisher lighter is refillable and has an adjustable flame and makes a great stocking stuffer gift idea for smokers.
This mini jelly fish aquarium tank will easily be the most hypnotizing home decor you’ll ever own. These jelly fish tanks are custom built to ensure the survival of jelly fish with a custom filtration system, and carry a stylish design with color changing LED lighting built in.
Wash your hands in the most disgusting way possible – with poop! These poop soap bars are a hilarious yet fully functional novelty item that will disturb guests in your home. And just like real poop, these bars of soap vary in shape, size, and corn consistency!
The beer bottle chandelier is the ultimate lighting source for a home bar or enclosed patio. Made from real beer bottles, the beer bottle chandelier is a beautiful source of light that displays many colors and makes a great house warming gift.
Keep warm and look like the Dark Knight with this Batman snuggie blanket! The snuggie blanket allows your hands to be free while still giving you the benefit of wearing a full adult size blanket, and makes a great gift idea for the little crime fighter.
Turn your regular iPhone into a classic looking cassette tape with this cool iPhone case. The cassette tape case is flexible, sturdy, has openings for all the cable slots, and you can choose between a variety of colors for this cool novelty iPhone case.
Throw out those boring Tempur-pedic bed sets and get yourself a bed that looks like a deadly fighter spaceship. These out of this world spaceship beds also come with a customizable galaxy mural painting, and will make any room look amazing. Droids sold separately.
You may not be heavenly, but that shouldn’t stop you from walking on water thanks to this inflatable human hamster ball. At approximately 7 feet tall, this inflatable walk on water ball will provide hours of fun on the water, and possibly induce claustrophobia.
The toilet bowl coffee mug is without a doubt the classiest coffee mug in existence, even with the seat left up. It’s an even finer item when you use the toilet bowl coffee mug as a bowl to eat out of, and makes a great gag gift for people who have awful drink preferences.
Combine form and function with this innovative and modern stainless steel knives set. This cleverly designed set of knives looks like a solid piece of steel initially, but in fact each one of the four included knives can be pulled off from the block.
Ever wonder what Uranus tastes like? Thanks to these chocolate planet balls, we now know that planet tastes like milk tea. Included in this fun and tasty pack of geeky chocolates are eight different planets, each with their own unique flavor.