Now you can own irrefutable proof of our lord and savior with the 3D printed miracle Jesus potato chip. This life changing potato chip is not edible – but then again what kind of heathen would want to eat Christ like he was some kind of cracker you just eat every Sunday?
Exercise your second amendment right like a true ‘Murican with the beef jerky gun. Featuring a one pound capacity jerky reservoir and stainless steel precision attachments, the jerky gun makes it remarkably easy to shoot out custom sized jerky snacks.
Transform your horsey into a captivating creature of intrigue with the horse tail LED lights. The lights attach to the horse’s tail and shine bright in a cascade of colors that create an eye catching effect whether the horse is standing still or galloping at full speed.
There’s no better utensil than the finger spoons when you’re eating a quick snack on the go. These plastic and reusable spoons fit over the fingers and transform them into a handy utensils that help eating your favorite snack while your fingers stay completely clean.
This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat of a child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put forward to giving them something special.
The pocket water filter is the revolutionary new device every outdoorsman and adventurer should own. It’s lightweight, easy to transport, and made with superb craftsmanship. With just a few pumps you’ll be turning any water into drinkable water.
Go retro with your iPhone using the NES controller case. Featuring real press-able buttons, this protective case adds nostalgia to your iPhone, and if you press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start you get unlimited data on your phone plan.
Make the trendiest dish even trendier when you prepare a meal using the sushi rice cube maker. This innovative sushi maker bypasses the traditional cylindrical shape for a cube shape. It will turn your dish into a culinary masterpiece that everyone will love.
Get your daily fix of tobacco without all of the other nasty stuff that will damage your body after years of use with the electronic cigarette. Remember kids, everyone looks cool with a cigarette, but nobody looks cool with an oxygen tank – except maybe the Fonz.
Wield arcane magic with help from the Technomancer digital wizard hoodie. Whether you’re into casting fireballs, shockwaves, restoring health, or even raising the dead – this magical garment will bestow you with powers you only previously dreamed of.
The mini fire extinguisher lighter is a cool twist on the tried and true fire extinguisher. Made from solid metal, the mini fire extinguisher lighter is refillable and has an adjustable flame and makes a great stocking stuffer gift idea for smokers.
This mini jelly fish aquarium tank will easily be the most hypnotizing home decor you’ll ever own. These jelly fish tanks are custom built to ensure the survival of jelly fish with a custom filtration system, and carry a stylish design with color changing LED lighting built in.
Wash your hands in the most disgusting way possible – with poop! These poop soap bars are a hilarious yet fully functional novelty item that will disturb guests in your home. And just like real poop, these bars of soap vary in shape, size, and corn consistency!
The beer bottle chandelier is the ultimate lighting source for a home bar or enclosed patio. Made from real beer bottles, the beer bottle chandelier is a beautiful source of light that displays many colors and makes a great house warming gift.
Keep warm and look like the Dark Knight with this Batman snuggie blanket! The snuggie blanket allows your hands to be free while still giving you the benefit of wearing a full adult size blanket, and makes a great gift idea for the little crime fighter.
Turn your regular iPhone into a classic looking cassette tape with this cool iPhone case. The cassette tape case is flexible, sturdy, has openings for all the cable slots, and you can choose between a variety of colors for this cool novelty iPhone case.
Throw out those boring Tempur-pedic bed sets and get yourself a bed that looks like a deadly fighter spaceship. These out of this world spaceship beds also come with a customizable galaxy mural painting, and will make any room look amazing. Droids sold separately.
You may not be heavenly, but that shouldn’t stop you from walking on water thanks to this inflatable human hamster ball. At approximately 7 feet tall, this inflatable walk on water ball will provide hours of fun on the water, and possibly induce claustrophobia.
The toilet bowl coffee mug is without a doubt the classiest coffee mug in existence, even with the seat left up. It’s an even finer item when you use the toilet bowl coffee mug as a bowl to eat out of, and makes a great gag gift for people who have awful drink preferences.
Combine form and function with this innovative and modern stainless steel knives set. This cleverly designed set of knives looks like a solid piece of steel initially, but in fact each one of the four included knives can be pulled off from the block.
Ever wonder what Uranus tastes like? Thanks to these chocolate planet balls, we now know that planet tastes like milk tea. Included in this fun and tasty pack of geeky chocolates are eight different planets, each with their own unique flavor.