Offensive Business Cards

July 18, 2012 - Comments

Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these clever offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.

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Included in this 100 pack of cards are 8 different insults perfect for common everyday situations where you want to hurl insults at someone but need to stay professional. These offensive business cards include:

You Suck At Parking
You Smell Like Shit
Your Tattoos Are Retarded
Your Service Sucks
You’re Ugly As Fuck
Santa Isn’t Real
You’re An Idiot
Man The Fuck Up

Whether you want to shove these insulting business cards in someone’s face, or you wish to quietly leave it for someone to find later in the day, these offensive business cards will be sure to get the message across.