Stop looking up to the heavens in search of answers – everything you need can be found in the good book of booze. The Holy Bible flask is perfect for getting drunk and looking like a saint all at the same time – just don’t get wasted and start preaching to strangers.

Take the law into your own hands with this replica Judge Dredd ‘Lawgiver’ gun. This incredibly detailed replica prop is designed to look just like it did in the comic book and movie, and is guaranteed to make punks show you some respect on the street.

If your breasts somehow aren’t getting enough attention already, now you can make them irresistible eye catchers with this light up bra. Perfect for clubs and night parties, the light up bra comes in a variety of styles to attract all the d-bags who wear Affliction t-shirts.

Form truly meets function with this beautiful steampunk wireless wrist keyboard. This hand made keyboard will make you feel like a mad Steampunk genius typing away wireless commands to your giant metal Spider machine as you wreak havoc on your enemies.

Engage in the robotic equivalent of Rocky Balboa versus Apollo Creed with these equally matched icons of boxing known as the Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots. This classic game of robots duking it out will have your own head getting knocked off from nostalgia alone.

Your damn kids have been shrinking the size of your bank account since the day they were born – and now with the “I Still Live With My Parents” shirt you can publicly display to the world what jobless free loaders they really are. Lousy beatniks.

For the handyman with a sweet tooth, nothing satisfies better than these edible chocolate construction tools. What these delectable pieces of chocolate shaped like tools lack in tensile strength, they more than make up for in flavor and overall deliciousness.

Not since The Clapper has an invention so simple yet so brilliant come along as the thumb ring book page holder. Designed to comfortably fit around your thumb, this clever tool will make reading softback books easy with the use of just one hand.

Drop bombs of stylish lighting on your home or office with these decorative bomb lamp shades. Designed to fit over any standard light bulb, these bomb lamp shades will make any room explode with style, but unlike real bombs these are easy to setup.

Keep your deepest secrets hidden in plain view with the invisible ink pen. Whether you want to inconspicuously hide some nuclear missile launch codes, or just write down the names of all the people you’ve ever had sex with, the invisible ink pen is the right tool for the job.

If I fits, I sits. With the fuzzy bubble cat bed your quirky ninja cat can hide from the outside world in a cozy little wool ball of fuzziness. Available in a variety of colors, the bubble cat bed is perfect for when a cat needs some alone time with his catnip.

Keep track of your offspring’s growth spurts with this oversized ruler growth chart. This cleverly designed piece will replace those ugly pencil marks on your walls with a gigantic and beautiful hand painted and hand distressed ruler that will add character to any kid’s room.

Declare war on your neighbors with this real wooden medieval trebuchet. It may not be able to blow up planets like the Deathstar, but this medieval trebuchet is guaranteed to make your annoying neighbors fall in line to the rightful King of the neighborhood.

Make sure you never lose your competitive edge by staying sharp using the indoor basketball returning hoop. This authentic plexi-glass hoop can be installed anywhere in the home and lets you stay sharp even when you have no one else to play with.

Unlike in school, the chalkboard coasters make it fun to get your name written up on the board. These handy coasters allow you to write a short message or name on the actual coaster so you never misplace your drink while at a party or other social event.

Finally, the hug me jacket has arrived for all those ‘forever alone’ types that crave human contact more than anything yet still wish to appear fashionable. Both comical and comfortable, this bold new design makes sure a hug is never far away.

Get yourself on the fast track to healthy eating with egg yolk separator. This ingenious cooking aid easily scoops up the yolk once you pour the egg into the bowl without creating a mess or popping the yolk, so you’re left with a healthier albeit not as tasty breakfast.

Step into the future of computing with the wireless levitating computer mouse. This revolutionary design utilizes specialized magnetic plates to suspend the mouse in mid air providing you with better control and a cure to that pesky carpal tunnel syndrome.

The world is a scary place and you should always carry protection – and with the DSLR camera condom you can protect your high end camera from just about everything except STDs. It’s perfect for snapping photos or video where the environment is less than hospitable.

Celebrate the holidays in true geek fashion with the Star Wars AT-AT snow globe sitting on your mantle. Don’t just opt for a boring Santa or reindeer snow globe — honor the vehicle that could withstand the snowiest Christmas and could march you across the North Pole.

The hardest part of playing with chocolate gaming dice isn’t learning the rules of the game, but rather trying to make it through an entire session without eating one. No matter what game you’re playing, there’s a delectable Ghirardelli chocolate dice set available.

Unleash your creativity and make your ideas come to life with the at home 3D printer. This remarkable printer allows you to print 3D objects of pretty much anything you can imagine. You’ll never have to buy another gift again, because now you can print it instead!

Show off your mildly pathetic insecurity of growing old by placing the don’t ask my age birthday candles on your cake. With your actual age shrouded in mystery, you can keep up the charade of still being in your forties, even though your wrinkly hands will betray you.

Maximize your limited backyard space with the transforming picnic table bench. With more than meets the eye, the versatile design gives you the option of choosing between a sturdy picnic table or bench so no matter what the occasion, you’ll be able to accommodate guests.

With these horror movie lawn gnomes you can finally hang out with your old pals Freddy, Jason, and Michael without fear of ending up in the city morgue. These meticulously decorated gnomes provide curb appeal and keep those annoying neighbors away.

Mornings will never be the same once the ultimate breakfast machine enters your life. In just five minutes this glorious machine will make you a complete breakfast sandwich. It’s the equally delicious and cost effective way to clog your arteries from the comfort of home.

Upgrade the armor on your expensive new smart phone with the innovative Rhino Shield cover. Capable of protecting your phone screen from cracks and scratches, this incredibly thin cover will reduce the wear and tear on your smart phone to nearly non-existent levels.

Defending Hyrule is no easy task – but now with the durable Hylian shield you’ll be able to fight off Ganon’s minions and save Zelda. Authentically decorated, the shield can either be hung on display or worn as the coolest cosplay accessory ever.

Sip on your sizzurp fine brandy with this clever brandy drinking pipe. Featuring a unique design that enhances the flavor of your liquor along with a built in straw, the brandy pipe is the classiest way for a fine gentleman to get his drink on.

Showcase your musical prowess with style and class when you tote around the suitcase speakerbox. This leather bound rarity carries a vintage style that blends in seamlessly with the 21st century technology like the embedded 50W class D power amplifier.

Stop dressing up as a sissy elf healer at the next convention when instead you can go as a bad-ass warrior wielding this massive cosplay sword. This formidable weapon measures five feet in total length with a formidable 45″ blade, complete with striking blue LEDs.

You don’t have to be a half Vulcan/human breed to enjoy the incredible comfort of the Star Trek Spock socks. These highly logical blue socks were designed to resemble the noted science officer and include the famous golden logo and those unmistakable pointy ears.

Scare the living daylights out of friends by transforming yourself with these silicone demon masks. These professional grade demonic masks feature amazing detailing, an elaborate paint job, and a custom fit guaranteed to make you the victor at any costume contest.

Now you can increase your productivity from 0 to 60 in a matter of seconds when you use the Corvette desk to complete your work assignments. This devilishly sexy desk features a handmade design and paint job detailed enough to rival an actual Corvette.

Don’t wait until Rex learns how to play a decent game of fetch, just use the boomerang dog bone to successfully retrieve the bone your furry friend will never bring back. This Aussie inspired toy will land back in your hands, even if your dog hasn’t learned the fine art of fetching.

Are you looking for a beer glass that tells the world how hardcore you are, but keep getting dirty looks from strangers when you drink out of the actual human skulls of your defeated enemies? Now with the skull glass mug, you can be civilized yet honor your barbaric roots.

Oversleeping will become a thing of the past when waking up with the alarm clock carpet. The ingenious design forces you to physically get out of bed in order to deactivate the annoying beep while a helpful LED display informs you the time.

You don’t have to be from Mordor, or even a LOTR fan to enjoy the delicious Eye of Sauron lollipops. These custom made treats feature an all-knowing, captivating eye design encased in dark sugar and covered with a clear coating that places the eye on display.

Score the most amazing goal of your life when playing a match with the giant soccer ball. Perfect for matching your larger than life game, this over-sized soccer ball will test your skills with every play in addition to providing humor and levity during competitive games.

Count on a bit of excitement during your meal when you dine using the great white shark sushi plate. It’s the one of a kind sushi plate whose creative concept lets the diner venture deep into the belly of the beast every time they crave some soy sauce.

The armored pangolin backpack offers a truly eye-catching way of lugging around your personal belongings. Made from recycled inner tubes, this unique backpack features a comfortable ergonomic design that provides an incredible 13 liters of storage capacity.

The color changing skateboard grip tape will give your skating the flare it’s been missing without having to master any new and difficult tricks. This visually stimulating grip tape is waterproof and changes hue depending on the intensity of the sun and angle.

The ‘Blow Me’ Poster will have you reminiscing of the days where games required a little pregame warm up before getting into the real fun stuff. The poster displays the classic NES Cartridge in all it’s 8-Bit glory in addition to a cheeky reference old school gamers will enjoy.

Sit back and enjoy as His Airness prepares to dunk an basketball apple with the Michael Jordan MacBook Sticker. Great for basketball fans of every age, this quality vinyl decal adheres easily and will make your already trendy MacBook that much greater.

Get tan or die trying when you use this crime scene beach towel. The crime scene beach towel features a body outline, much like you would see at the scene of a homicide scene. Simply stretch out and relax — and try not to get left for dead.

You’re tough and you know it, now let the rest of the world know it too every time you sport the ‘I’m Fine’ bloody shirt. Even after the freak accident left you with an enormous blood-drenched gash over your right kidney you’ll be just fine; after all, it’s only a flesh wound.

Incriminating evidence will become a thing of the past once you begin carrying around the wind up paper shredder. With a few quick turns of the trusty knob, this handy pocket sized shredder permanently erases all traces of any paper document.

Feel just like Commissioner Gordon – minus the burly mustache – every time you take out the bat signal keychain light. This portable bat signal comes encased in a sleek case even Bruce Wayne would approve of and works faster than dialing 911 during emergencies.

Waka waka all over the floor as you transform your living room into a real life arcade game with the remote control PAC-MAN racers. These fun and nostalgic racers let you control either PAC-MAN or his ghost foe with some retro styled joystick controls.

Upgrade your computer to a new level of luxury with the gold keyboard button. This blinged out key is crafted from real gold-plated silver and appropriately replaces the ‘$’ button. After all, if society places the almighty dollar above all else, your keyboard should also be able to.

Get behind the steering wheel and experience the most thrilling and interactive race of your gaming career with the video game bumper car steering wheel. This re-purposed bumper car integrates high-tech specs into the retro frame to take racing games to new levels.

Isolate yourself from the real world and stay warm and toasty all at the same time with this innovative full body sweater. This sweater’s captivating design is ideal for providing you the privacy you desire while keeping you warm from head to toe.

Introduce your newborn to the greatest trilogy ever made with the Star Wars baby crib mobile. Featuring miniature aircraft like the X-Wing and Millennium Falcon, your baby will be transported to a galaxy so far, far away that they might actually sleep soundly for once.

Never attend a business dinner without a shirt tie napkin handy. Even if you order yourself the messiest of meals, the power tie like design printed on these novelty napkins will ensure you never stop looking dapper and professional even while you eat like a gluttonous pig.

Show your guests how twisted you really are with the scary monster lightswitch cover. Whether you’re decorating a mad geneticist’s lab, grossing out your friends, or just getting into the spirit of Halloween, these creepy light switch covers are sure to add a bold look.

Let your inner hipster urban cowboy shine through when your ride around town with the deer antler bicycle handlebars. With these handmade creations you’ll ride comfortable as well as look cooler than the guy riding around in the penny-farthing.

Command the deadliest artillery in the entire cubicle block when you equip your workstation with the USB rocket launcher. Next time your boss approaches you, this entertaining high-tech gadget will make him think twice about asking for those T.P.S. reports.

Let the piranha coffee mug help you begin your workday with the same aggressive go-get-em attitude they’ll demonstrate upon seeing you enter into their territory. Hand carved with extreme attention to detail, this coffee mug is ideal for drinking your morning cup of Joe.

Stop counting sheep and start counting down til lift off when you go to sleep in your space astronaut bed set. This realistically decorated bed set allows kids and adults to fulfill their dream of venturing into the vast unknowns of space every time they lay to rest.

Stay at the forefront of the latest interior design trends with the tentacle wall decal. These professional grade decals adhere to the wall like giant stickers to liven up any dull bathroom or bedroom with some much needed whimsy and intrigue.

Don’t just commit to good health, use the exposed muscles cycling suit to literally embody the idea. This eye-catching cycling suit displays all the major muscles of the human body and allows you to look absolutely ripped even before competing in your first triathlon.

Achieve your dreams of internet stardom without going viral when you bathe with the YouTube video shower curtain. This shower curtain is ideal for wannabe performers as it places them center stage thanks to a clever design that mimics the video sharing site.

Stop carrying around an extra decoy wallet in your back pocket to fool muggers – now you can hide your valuables in plain sight and muggers will never have a clue that the jackpot is actually stored inside your stylish smuggler like belt – unless of course they follow this site.

Become the deadliest marksman of the entire cubicle block when you wield the rubber band shotgun. This easy to assemble toy shotgun is capable of storing up to ten rubber bands and offers three distinct shooting modes for perfecting your skills during work hours breaks.

Scare your way into the hearts of friends and family by surprising them with the mini chocolate skulls. Available in either milk, dark, or white chocolate, these bite sizes skulls contain a delicious walnut/candy brain and make great treats for the Halloween season.

For the ho on the go, the towing hitch stripper pole can cut out the middle man and let you become a true street performer. Simply hook up this professional grade stripper pole to your truck or SUV, and put on a raincoat because it’s going to be raining singles.

For geeky parents of twins, nothing will look better adorned on your offspring then these copy and paste twin shirts. These clever shirts will let the whole world know that your twin pregnancy was simply an accidental miss-click of pressing control and ‘V’.

No gift will satisfy the intellectual handyman quite like the hardware chess set. This custom set features creatively designed pieces made entirely out of various nuts and bolts, all anxiously waiting to strategically fight on the custom painted 8″ x 8″ battleground.

Enjoy an amazing display of lights from the comfort of your couch with the indoor fireworks show. There’s no need to wait for holidays anymore, simply turn off the lights and project an extraordinary and realistic show that’ll leave the family breathless.

Puff puff blast. This assault rifle glass smoking pipe is crafted to look exactly like an AR-15, the manliest of assault rifles. This smoking pipe is made of lampworked borosilicate glass, and the high quality attention to detail and construction shows in its durability and usability.

Adrenaline junkies and outdoorsmen, we present to you the latest in portable wireless outdoor speaker technology. Waterproof and shock resistant, this tough speaker connects via Bluetooth so you can listen to music while climbing a mountain or biking uphill.

The dark side meets the land of the rising sun with the Darth Vader samurai toy. As if Vader’s mind controlling abilities weren’t deadly enough, now he’s equipped with two kickass samurai lightsabers making this adorably cool toy a must have for any collection.

With the upside down shower you’ll be able to enjoy a refreshing drizzle of water being sprayed from the ground up. Surrounding jets blast water high above your head and create a delightful mist that will leave you feeling cool and springtime fresh.

Only savages would dare eat finger foods without the finger food utensils. These handy utensils let you dig into the messiest and tastiest snacks without having to deal with the complementary coating of stickiness that engulfs your fingers by the end of the meal.

Give your room a one of kind lighting effect every time your phone needs charging with the light up iPhone cable. The cable’s clever design lights up to simulate the flow of electricity and conveniently notifies you once your iPhone or iPad is fully charged by turning off.

Get your laundry organized while also working on that devastating right hook of yours with the punching bag laundry bag. Capable of holding even a heavyweight’s dirty laundry, this clever bag is a surefire way to get in shape while you do your mundane chores.

Don’t throw out those bottle caps, because now you can recycle them into precious ammo! With a capacity for shooting bottle caps over 16 feet with the push of a button, you’ll be able to annoy anyone in the room without having to get up from your seat.

Score some major brownie points by surprising your geeky gamer girlfriend with the 8-bit flower bouquet. This adorable bouquet is always cheerful and will never wilt away. It’s the ideal way to show your sweetie just how swell you think she is.

Not all fairy-tales have a picture perfect beginning, and now you can honor those tumultuous times with the reluctant groom cake topper. This cake topper makes light of the groom’s cold feet and serves as undeniable proof of who really wears the pants.

Stormtroopers might be horribly inaccurate with a rifle, but now they can at least be light on their feet with these carbon fiber Stormtrooper helmets. Originally designed as a full carbon fiber Stormtrooper outfit, these limited edition helmets make an excellent collector’s item.

When one bullet isn’t enough, grab the double barrel pistol and make sure the bad guys get what’s coming to them. This deadly innovative semi-automatic double barrel pistol will fire two rounds simultaneously, making the pistol a true force to be reckoned with.

Instantly brighten up any room you walk into with the light up stud earrings. These glowing gems employ miniature LED lights to make the stud shine brighter than any diamond or other high priced jewel, guaranteeing all eyes remain fixed on your glamorous self.

Get ready to time travel the web in style with the Doctor Who TARDIS computer. This PC comes encased in a beautifully crafted blue aluminum TARDIS with accurate and intricate detailing, and also includes a Blu-ray player for watching your favorite Doctor Who episodes.

Brighten up any morning with a balanced breakfast made using the sunny side up egg mold. This novelty mold creates picture perfect eggs with a bright sunny yolk and a fluffy egg white cloud surrounding it. Breakfast has never looked so cheerful.

The Future™ delivers once again with the world’s first ever 3D printing pen! This innovative pen lets you draw objects like never before – in 3D! So you can draw complex objects like the Eiffel tower, or simple immature things like dicks wearing superhero capes.

If you’re looking for an extremely versatile and bold piece, you won’t find a better fit for the home than the adjustable balls lounger. The lounger’s modern and intrepid design provide unmatched comfort and make this colorful piece a must-have for any hip home.

You’ve always enjoyed crumpling up a piece of paper and shooting it into the trashcan like a basketball – so why not make it a bit more realistic with these sporty notepads? With a basketball, soccer, and other sporty designs you’ll have an athletic day at the office.

Get a chance to slumber just like the old brew masters of yesteryear when you spend a night in the beer barrel bed. Crafted from an actual retired nineteenth century barrel, this unique bed comfortably accommodates 1 or 2 people, as long as no one’s claustrophobic.

Save the galaxy while simultaneously rewarding your taste buds by licking these savory Death Star lollipops. These hand-made intergalactic lollipops feature a smooth surface and intricate detailing guaranteed to satisfy the sweet tooth of any Star Wars fan.

The endangered species eraser demonstrates that making mistakes can sometimes be a good thing, at least for the planet. The erasers are shaped like various endangered species as a means to raise awareness with a percentage of the purchase donated to the cause.

The LED drink coasters will transform any home bar into the chic and trendy hangout you always envisioned. These high-tech coasters employ color changing LEDs encased in weather-proof exteriors to keep furniture dry while providing stimulating visual effects.

The R-rated talking Ted plushie is the best toy a good, responsible parent could possibly give their children, or themselves. This lovable and huggable trash talking plushie features 12 prerecorded sayings that’ll leave you crippled with laughter for hours on end.

The awesome Polaroid Instant Print Camera makes sharing your photos remarkably easy. This trendy camera allows users to share media either physically or digitally so you can simultaneously post your latest masterpiece on Instagram and the fridge door!

Go green while still keeping your violent and tough image intact with these grass knuckles. Designed to worn over your knuckles just like the traditional brass knuckles, this unique jewelry piece will help you bring you closer to mother earth while you beat people up.

Start your very own ghoul capturing service with help from the Ghostbusters trap replica. This well-crafted prop comes with an actual working trap door and features a fun interactive mode containing movie-accurate sounds and lighting effects.

Light up your ultra modern apartment with the mini glass fireplace, the only portable fireplace that won’t cramp your uber cool style. While other fireplaces look a little too quaint and old fashioned, this fire will look perfect on your mid-century modern coffee table.

Experience the ocean in a way only a privileged few have before with the semi submarine boat. With this versatile vessel you’ll be able to explore all aspects of the sea by either the ergonomically designed deck or viewing below sea level in the viewing station below.

The magnetic egg paperclip nest brings a little bit of nature to the sterile office environment. The egg itself contains a strong magnet, which will attract your twig-like paperclips in a nest shape. This device keeps your clips sorted and protected from predators.

Make your broken bone cast look anatomically correct with the broken bone cast sticker. Take the wrenching pain away with the sticker that looks just like your arm bone. Well, it might not take the pain away, but it’ll look pretty cool in the process.

The power of the moon can finally be yours with the glow in the dark moon clock. Even if you live in the city, and the face of the moon is obscured by smog and acid rain, you can add a bit of natural flair to your apartment with the moon in its full, time-telling glory.

If you like wearing sweatpants all day, then you’ll love the wearable sleeping bag. With the ability to take a nap anywhere at anytime, the wearable sleeping bag is perfect for bums. It’s also great to wear while camping on chilly nights with its insulated core.

Chill your drink like a total badass using the skull ice cube mold. This ominous ice mold is shaped like a giant skull and is ideal for creating bone-chilling drinks. Due to its unusually large size, just one ice skull is all you’ll need to enjoy icy drinks the entire night.

Learn how to create amazing works of art with the money origami instruction book. This book will teach you how to create incredible sculptures using the dollar bills in your wallet. Even with the dollar on the decline, your money will keep face value thanks to this ancient art.

No expensive mattress will compare to the relaxation provided by the unique design of the rocking chair bed. Apart from adding a rustic element to any room’s decor, the soothing rocking will lull even the fussiest sleepers into a deep slumber.

Nothing will provide you with the incentive to finally get your lazy ass off the couch quite like the “Get Shit Done” motivational poster. With a clear, concise slogan printed using contrasting colors to make the message pop, it’s perfect for reaching today’s apathetic youth.

Immerse yourself in the great outdoors just like a cute squirrel with the tree tent. This suspended domicile hangs high above the ground so that you can still enjoy nature without having to contend with all the creepy crawlers looking to ruin your night.

Make technology cater to your lazy lifestyle by using the lying down laptop stand. This unique stand features an adjustable frame that lets the user regulate the angle of the stand in order to provide an optimum viewing experience while remaining in total comfort.

Life can be pretty unpredictable at times, luckily you’ll be prepared for any situation thanks to the multi-tool iPhone case. Whether it’s cutting through wires or carving a sphere for hunting down lunch, one of the iPhone case’s 16 tools will come to your aide.

Ruin someone’s day by anonymously sending them a box of crap with this devious elephant shit delivery service. If elephant shit isn’t good enough for your revenge tactics, you can even up the ante to gorilla dung – it’s guaranteed to make someone go ape shit with rage.

Keep the home or office as tidy as your dojo with help from these katana sword bookends. These killer bookends provide a decorative and functional way to organize all your martial arts how-to books in an orderly manner as you impale them with this mighty weapon.

Welcome guests to your home or rudely dismiss them with ease depending on your mood with this clever “Come in, Go away” door mat. This two in one door mat reads “Come in” when looked at from one direction, and “Go away” when flipped upside down.

Pop your key out like a total bad-ass with the switchblade key holder. This key holder does more than just hold your key and designate it apart from your other keys — it also pops out just like a totally sweet and totally illegal switchblade.

If you’ve ever wanted to cover yourself in concrete spikes, you finally can when you purchase the spikey vest. This spikey vest is covered in hand-crafted, pastel-toned concrete spikes, and it is guaranteed to make you look like a creature from the blimey deep.

Fear not the next time the A/C goes out because the USB computer fan will keep you nice and cool while you use your pornbox computer. This pint-sized fan plugs into your USB port and provides a steady breeze you can point in any direction.

All other toys will become obsolete after you experience playtime with the ultra realistic action figures. These highly detailed and life-like figures will finally allow you live out your fantasy of fighting alongside your favorite Hollywood action heroes.

If you want your kid to become the ultimate fighter, he’ll need to spend a lot of time in the octagon. Now you can ensure your child warrior can stay mentally in the game with this realistic MMA cage bed. He’ll be armbar’ing pillows in his sleep like nobody’s business.

Bring some humor to your doorstop with the ice cream cone door stop. Guests will wonder why there’s a melting ice cream cone stuffed under your door. You might have to clarify you’re not a slovenly mess since ice cream on the floor might be pretty gross.

Win the heart of that special geeky girl in your life with this pixelated 8-bit rose. It’s the perfect romantic gift idea for your Player 2, and unlike the real type, this pixelated 8-bit rose will never wither or die, just like the love you have for your geek.

The ninja disguise costume is ideal for wearing at social gatherings where making a clean getaway from dull conversations is top priority. As soon as a square asks ‘about your ninja disguise’, flip the front to summon your inner ninja and flee the scene.

Things are about go get a lot more colorful in LEGO town now that the Breaking Bad LEGOs have decided to move in. With their addictive brand of blue brick candy, they’ll add the touch of realism your plastic LEGO utopian society has been fiending for.

Quit wasting time in traffic jams – now you can fly yourself to any destination with the personal jetpack. Codenamed the Martin jetpack, this James Bond like personal transportation equipment is set to revolutionize the way individuals take flight.

It’s dangerous to go alone – take these Legend Of Zelda wedding rings! These geeky wedding bands were custom made for Reddit user oneyeartrip by Transylvanian goldsmith Zsolt, and features the words “It’s Dangerous To Go Alone” engraved across the two rings.

Cast a magic spell of added flavor onto your unseasoned dinner with help from these magic wand salt and pepper shakers. Featuring both black and white magic wands for easy distinction between the salt and pepper, these shakers are perfect for making cooking magical.

You might not be made of money, but now you can drop golden stools with these digestible shit gold pills. Your poo-poo will shine with a captivating glittery and gold hue – afterwards you can even sell your gold chocolate extract to those cash for gold jewelers.

Don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day by yourself – with the Forever Alone statue you can ironically never be by yourself. He’ll laugh at your corny jokes, listen to your deepest fears, give your constructive criticism, and be your loyal buddy til you eventually get a real companion.

Get over your silly childhood fear of clowns by pumping this zombie clown target full of lead and watch it bleed to death as you conquer your fear. This zombie clown shooting target is filled with pink liquid that bleeds out when it is shot, so you know when you’re hitting it.

Launch yourself into an awake and alert state every morning with the help of the rocket espresso cup. This pint sized novelty cup is specifically made to sip those extra concentrated espressos that are just so vital to having a productive morning.

No royal throne in history can compare to the regal and terrifyingly badass octopus chair. This magnificent chair is a hand-made masterpiece that beautifully merges exquisite detailing along with high end construction in order to bring this ominous and grand octopus to life.

If you’ve always wanted to try skydiving but are afraid of the whole “falling to to your death” nonsense, worry no more. With indoor skydiving, you get the thrill of free fall without the crushing terror of actually jumping from an airplane.

Immortalize your favorite famous person with these brilliant celebrity soldier portraits. These magnificent works of art are regal enough to rival the famous painting of Emperor Napoleon and exhibit your idolatry for a select group of iconic men.

Who says jewelry can’t also be practical? The multi-tool utility ring is the ultimate fashion accessory for the MacGyver-like handyman who likes to always be prepared for any situation. It’s just like having a Swiss army knife on your ring finger.

The ultra infectious huggable zombie teddy bears make ideal nighttime companions for any kid and work wonders for curing irrational fears of the dark. After all, why fear an imaginary boogie man when you have to contend with an infected bear trying to gnaw at you.

Make birthday cakes even more special with these mesmerizing colored flame candles. This twelve candle pack features five different brilliant flame colors – you and your guests will easily be entranced by the fire just like you were cavemen experiencing it for the first time.

Feel just like the mighty Zeus as you hold the lightning bolt power strip in your hands. This clever power strip protects against electrical surges and has space for up to six outlets. It also makes a great addition for any whimsical computer room or children’s play room.

Nothing is worse than waking up early in the morning and having to make you bed neat again. But now thanks to this motorized self making bed, you’ll never have to fix your bed again. Just press the button, and watch as this smart bed makes itself.

Camp out just like in the old days with the Volkswagen bus camping tent. The bus tent is designed to look exactly like the original and iconic VW Bus – and it will hold just as many people as the real bus can. It’s the ultimate outdoor hippie experience.

Don’t let “fear of labels” stop you from being romantic on Valentine’s Day. With the “It’s Complicated” Valentine’s Day card, you can show that special someone friend that you are thinking about them, but it’s totally not a big deal or anything. Whatever.

Turtle power! With these Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hat no one will ever question why you skateboard through feces infested sewer tunnels or why enjoy showering yourself in green chemical waste. These convertible TMNT hats are also available in multiple colors.

The moon can be extremely fickle. Luckily, with the glow in the dark moon pillow you’ll be able to enjoy a full moon no matter what the lunar cycle may indicate. Once the lights go off, the life-like image on the pillow begins to emit a soothing glow that lulls you to sleep.

It may be impossible to get your hands on Mario’s magic shrooms but with the Super Mario piranha plant pipe in your hands you’ll be able to soar just as high. This quality pipe features a one-of-a-kind design and double blown Pyrex glass for maximum durability.

When the family’s torn over how to spend quality time, the miniature golf billiards are sure to meet all of your family’s requirements for fun. It combines the lightheartedness of mini golfing with the competitiveness of pool to bring a challenging game ideal for all ages.

The secret to the Caveman’s success wasn’t evolution, it was the stone age Swiss Army knife. This custom made utility tool includes all the essentials a modern caveman needs, like a miniature stone hammer ideal for hunting scrumptious insects and critters.

Introducing the Yoda hoodie. Half Jedi robe, half Jedi master, and all around awesome. This one of a kind custom made hoodie provides a relaxed, comfortable fit and features an intricately designed hood that will have you looking like the great Yoda.

Bring the doggy door into the 21st century with the electronic doggy door. This automatic door features a quality design that is engineered for performance and reliability. Every time Rex wants to go in or out of the house, the small ultrasonic collar activates the door.

Play a game of TRON-styled b-ball on the futuristic light up glass basketball court. This ultramodern court features a specially made glass surface and is accented with LED marking lines that can change with the touch of a button to accommodate different sports.

Ski down the slopes in total comfort and record time with the ultra fun snow cycle. This Austrian designed vehicle features a lightweight frame designed to enhance maneuverability yet is tough enough to withstand racing down the mountainside at speeds of up to 66 mph.

Get rid of your dusty old USB hub and replace it with a sweet little USB toast thumbdrives. This toaster allows you to keep all of your adorable toast-shaped thumbdrives in one place, while keeping it all thematic. The hub also contains an SD card reader — toasty!

Move over Jaws, because here comes the shark submarine. This high performance submersible is guaranteed to make you the biggest and baddest fish in the entire ocean and have you shredding through the water in ways you never thought possible.

Even if you don’t win the race, sporting the Pee-wee Herman cycling suit will still make you a shoo-in for the sharpest dressed award. This stylish and skintight professional grade suit will give you an edge at any race by distracting your fellow bikers with uncontrollable laughter.

Defeat the great Bowser himself with your cunning moves when playing on the Super Mario Bros chess board. This geeky themed chess set features the entire gang from the iconic game series facing off in the ultimate battle between good and evil.

Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker. This bluetooth enabled speaker is not only compatible with all major smart phones and MP3 players but also enthralls the senses with every hue on the color spectrum.

Experience how the filthy rich oil barons and Wall Street heavyweights do playtime with the solid gold LEGO Brick. This 14K gem has been crafted out of 25 grams of solid gold and is guaranteed to earn you and your kid a spot in the most elite playgroups in the country.

You do everything your with your dog – so why not drink with him too? With Bowser, the beer for the dogs, your best friend can join you on nights of drunken debauchery – acting as your wingman while picking up chicks, and having your back while you foolishly fight larger men.

Fallout fans will rejoice over this fully functional Pip-Boy 3000 replica. This stunningly awesome custom built prop from the game looks and feels just like the real thing – just don’t expect it to give you any actual information or useful player stats.

When you’re in an emergency situation and don’t have an outlet to charge your iPhone, this hand crank phone charger can be a life saver. Just plug it in, give a few thousand cranks, and get to checking your news feed before you die of boredom.

Light up the party night with these light up shot glasses, the shot glasses that make it easier to see what you’re drinking at a rave or night time party. These light up shot glasses also double as an alcoholic’s version of a flashlight.

Cowards need not apply to spend a night sleeping in the hanging tent platform. This suspended domicile makes a great resting spot for the weary and experienced mountain climber that has no qualms in spending the night hanging from a vertical mountainside.

Forget Power Wheels, now you can get your spoiled little brat an electric driveable car that fits his high standards with the Lamborghini Murcialago kid’s car. It may not go 217 MPH like a real Murcialago, but it’ll be sure to leave the other kids’s cars in the dust.

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s you! With the personalized superhero figurines you’ll finally get a chance to save the day and become the hero you’ve always know you could be. These action figures will immortalize you and turn you into the stuff of legends.

Finally get to work on that super secret project with the folding office trunk. Just think of if as a giant suitcase where you can hide all your precious items from those crazy nosy roomates. Party in the house? No problem. Just close up your office, and preserve your sanity.

Declare your undying love to the entire galaxy using the Stars Wars wedding rings. When exchanging vows with your Princess, there’s no better way to show off your geeky love than by giving each other these tasteful and totally epic silver wedding bands.

Your dog is already a terrifying beast, so give him the best outlet for his reign of terror with the raptor dog costume. This costume turns your lap dog into a tiny version of T-Rex, the king of all dinosaurs. It will match his tiny, vicious howl.

With the hidden flask tie firmly secured around your neck, no amount of overtime or pending deadlines will be able to crush your spirit, or kill your buzz. Apart from improving your creativity at work it’ll also make you the sharpest dressed employee at every casual Friday.

Any good interior decorator will tell you the secret to a killer pad lies in Nintendo themed furniture. This custom made set of nostalgic and functional furniture includes everything you’ll need to trick out your parent’s basement and keep your virginity intact.

Experience the most magical shower with the rainbow shower head. So magical, it doesn’t even require batteries. Just turn the knob, and conjure multi-colored water instantly, or as some would say, “feel the rainbow”. Pots o’ gold not included.

Give your lips the Midas touch with these gold glitter lips temporary tattoos. Perfect for giving your face a head turning look, these gold glitter lips temporary tattoos are easy to apply and will last up to eight hours, which is longer than most lipsticks.

Don’t just keep your gun a little bit safe — keep it completely locked down with the fingerprint gun safe. The fingerprint gun case only allows authorized fingerprints to access the safe, so you can store you guns without worry of unwanted use.

Now you can go prehistoric with your lighting thanks to these DIY dinosaur lamps. Whether you go with the king of the jungle – the T-Rex – or other popular dinos such as the Pterodactyl or Triceratops, these dino lamps will look great and provide ample lighting in any room.

Now you can style yourself after your favorite rainbow farting intergalactic feline by sporting the Nyan Cat hoodie. This fashionable and comfortable sweater will keep you warm and give you that awesome 8-bit look without the unsightly pop-tart body ruining your figure.

Now with the Half-Life Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator – a.k.a. the Gravity gun – you can easily move around heavy objects without fear of straining your back. The applications of use are virtually limitless with this replica Half-Life gun.

Surviving the outdoors is about to get a whole lot easier with the light up tactical knife in your arsenal of camping goodies. Whether it’s midday or the dead of night, this versatile knife will ensure you conquer the wild and make it out alive; Bear Grylls, eat your heart out.

The LED snowboard kit will ensure all eyes stay glued on you and your insane shredding skills while going down the mountainside. This easy to install lighting kit gives any board an out of this word appearance guaranteed to take your night riding to new heights.

Broadcast your love for old school cinema by toting around the audio reel to reel bag. This custom bag features intricate detailing for enhanced authenticity and is made from 100% Spanish wool so it’s lightweight and even water resistant.

The dead guy pen holder won’t make you a better employee or get you that coveted and well deserved raise but it will help keep you sane and organized at work. It’s the desktop accessory no nerve-racking job can do, or should do without.