Sword Handle Umbrella

Fight off rain clouds and thunderstorms with gusto with the sword handle umbrella at your side. You’ll be able to parry the worst mother nature throws your way with a spacious 41″ canopy that comes with a convenient shoulder strap so you can take it wherever you go.

64 saves

Pine Cone Lamp

Bring a little beauty of the outdoors into your home with the pine cone lamp. The bold pine cone shape of the light fixture not only makes it a great accent piece for any room, but it keeps the lamp from shining down on reflective surfaces while providing ample light.

65 saves

Hippopotamus Lawn Ornament

It’s a jungle out there, even in your own backyard. The hippopotamus lawn ornament is the fun way to transform your dull yard into a more wild and exciting place to be. It measures 22″ long and is made from concrete which makes it ideal for outdoor use.

57 saves

Prescription Bottle Coffee Mug

Get your morning fix by ingesting a full dose of caffeine with the prescription bottle coffee mug. For those of us who need a nice hot cup of joe to get the day started, this the comical coffee mug is the ideal way to kickstart things in the morning with some legal stimulants.

62 saves

Adventure Time Swords

Make sure the one of these mighty Adventure Time sword is in your kung-fu grip before venturing off into the unknown. With the evil butt kicking sword in your possession, you’ll be able to face anything head-on and come out victorious just like Finn the human.

57 saves

Undead Lawn Gnomes

No one is safe from the zombie apocalypse, not even lawn gnomes. On the bright side, these one of a kind flesh-eating zombies serve as great lawn ornaments once all hell breaks loose. They’ll keep your home safe by attacking any scavengers who come near your yard.

62 saves

Pizza Cologne

Smell like delicious obesity with the newest line of cologne from Demeter – the pizza cologne. This intoxicating fragrance will leave you smelling like a greasy, artery-clogging, freshly sliced piece of pizza that just came out of the oven. Garlic stick cologne sold separately.

124 saves

Mermaid Tail Fins

Swim as graceful as a mythical half-human sea creature the next time you go into the beach wearing mermaid tail fins. The fins are joined together at the middle in order to mimic the anatomy of a mermaid fin, allowing you to swim faster and more efficiently underwater.

124 saves

Hulk Fist Nightlight

Hulk smash the boogie man with this destructive Hulk fist nightlight. The nightlight emits a soft green glow from a first shaped lamp that creates the illusion the Hulk has busted through your concrete wall like an angry version of the Kool-Aid man.

60 saves

Urban Shredder

Tear through the streets of your hilly neighborhood like a true adrenaline junkie with the urban shredder. The vehicle keeps the rider low to the ground for extreme handling and stability while also featuring an intuitive hand braking and acceleration system.

117 saves

Skull Tire Valve Caps

Accessorize your car to strike fear into your fellow drivers with the skull tire valve caps. These fearsome valve caps come shaped like tiny Terminator-like skulls with burning, soul-sucking red eyes and feature a Buna N O-Ring to provide a perfect seal.

40 saves

Game Of Gnomes Lawn Sculpture

Witness the Lord of the North of Grassteros in all his glory. He sits on the Throne of a Thousand Shovels in King’s Lawnding. The gnome realm is in disarray and there are rumors of gnome zombies from Cannibal Rock. Prepare yourselves, summer is coming.

47 saves

Thou Shalt Not Steal Lighter

Prevent others from from breaking the 11th commandment with the thou shalt not steal lighter. With a helpful reminder about the eternity in a lake of fire that awaits lighter thieves, this lighter ensures it will not be pocketed by any nearby hooligans.

122 saves

Giant Easter Egg

Why settle for a boring regular-sized Easter treat, when you could have a Giant Easter Egg instead? Standing 40cm high and 30cm at its widest, the giant Easter egg is made from thick milk chocolate decorated with white chocolate and chocolate buttons.

49 saves

Skull Bowling Ball

Crush your enemies and hear the lamentation of their women at the local bowling alley while using this intimidating skull bowling ball. With a frightening design, bowling pins will instantly knock over in mortal fear before you even launch the ball down the lane.

93 saves

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