Keep your Millennium Falcon running in tip-top shape with this extremely detailed owner’s workshop manual. Whether you’re looking to complete the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, or just want to avoid issues with your hyperdrive motivator, you need this book.
Soar as high as Apollo’s chariot wheel with the steampunk Icarus wings on your back. These steampunk styled wings are custom made from reclaimed salvaged Arbutus and are fully articulated so they can be extended at a moments notice with the pull of a handle.
Instantly add an extra layer of security to any door in the home with the portable door jammer. Although small in size, the door jammer is surprisingly strong – and it can successfully jam any door with a 1/8″ gap of space beneath it.
Assert your dominance over every other backpack in the schoolyard by showing up with the fierce tiger head plush backpack. This majestic backpack is designed to look like an amazingly realistic 3D tiger head that you can rock in either a white or orange colors.
Take delight in Sparky’s soul crushing diet by serving up his dried up slop on the nasty dog food place mat. This comical mat is easy to clean, features perfectly bound edges, and offers a satirical design that serves as a great conversation starter with friends and family.
When plain notes fail to capture your boss’s attention, leave it to the WTF sticky notes to get the job done. These novelty sticky notes come with an eye catching “what the fuck” design imprinted on every page so your message is impossible to miss.
Let your inner astronomer shine through in the kitchen when you prepare your meals with the solar system cutting board. This bamboo cutting board comes engraved with all of our solar system planets and provides ample space for prepping ingredients.
The adult wine sippy cup makes drinking your wine on the go so convenient you’ll be able to stay inebriated wherever the day takes you. The cup encases your wine glass in a protective layer that keeps it from spilling so not a single drop is wasted.
Quit rubbing that useless rabbit’s foot in your pocket – after the lucky golden poo enters your life you’ll discover what real luck is. Modeled after Japanese good luck charms, these shiny golden turds will ensure everything in your life starts going your way.
Stop kicking and punching your loved one throughout the night as they snore like a disgusting baboon – now you can automate that violent process of waking them up with this snore activated nudging pillow that works by picking up sonic vibrations of snoring.
Harness the power of the dark side to properly clean the dirty side of your body when you scrub with the Death Star soap bar. This intricately decorated designer soap smells like a springtime meadow and obliterates germs like the planet of Alderaan.
The mystery box is the ultimate gift any J.J. Abrams fan can receive. Made from 100 year old reclaimed wood, each mystery box comes locked with an alphanumeric combination which protects 12 custom designed J.J. Abrams cards and a letterpressed note from the author.
Take a break from your busy day and spend a little time getting to know the deliciously unusual strawberry Kit Kat bar. This delectable candy treats your taste buds to the classic taste you’ve grown to love then hits them with a blast of strawberry – simply heavenly.
Just when you thought they had gone the way of the dodo bird, cassette tapes are back in action! The cassette tape bookmarks slide over the desired page and let their long tape hang down so that you can quickly pick up where you last left off.
Keep your precious beer safe from sticky fingers and cooler than a polar bear’s toe nails with the giant fist drink cozy. This monstrous cozy is like a hulk hand for alcoholics, it protects your ice cold beer while keeping your hands nice and dry.
Convert your backyard into an intellectually stimulating environment with the giant chess set. The giant nylon mat sprawls out over an area of nine square feet and immerses you into a thrilling game of life sized chess like you’ve never experienced before.