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With the end of days approaching and the possibility of a zombie outbreak around every corner, now is the optimal time to invest in the mobile land fortress unit. It will tear through any obstacle, from rubble to the limbs of the undead. Moreover, it will guarantee that long after society crumbles, you and your small band of zombie slayers will have a mobile place to call home so you can rest after a hard day of surviving the harsh new world.

Currently, the mobile land fortress is classified as simply a recreational vehicle and not exactly considered 100% street legal, when all hell breaks loose however, laws will become useless so go out and get one regardless. The fortress provides upmost protection with an extremely tough steel outer shell, while a carpeted interior keeps you and five lucky survivors out of harm’s way. Also increasing the odds of survival is the fact that it’s equipped with a 6HP Tacumseh engine that’s able to reach speeds of 40MPH so your small group can stay on the go and alive. In addition, the JL421 Badonkadonk features exterior lighting, a 400 watt sound system and most importantly, the capability of being driven from either a seated or standing position.