Walk While You Text App

Neglect the outside world more efficiently with this iPhone app that enables you to text while walking by using the iPhone’s built in camera so you can see where you are going while both your face and attention span are buried in your phone.

2097 saves

Black Dyed Pencils

Don’t just show up to class, show up to class with these black dyed pencils that will strike fear into the hearts of exams, essays, and pop quizzes that dare stand in your way. With its bold looks, the black dyed pencils will make every other pencil seem obsolete.

4138 saves

Hodor Keyboard App

Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor HODOR hodor hodor hodor. Hodor hodor hodor! Hodor, hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor. Hodor – hodor hodor hodor! Hodor hodor hodor hodor; hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor.

119 saves

Purple Carrots

Everything you know is a lie. Now you can make your salads pop – even if they’re not very tasty – by incorporating some purple carrots into the mix. These stunningly vibrant carrots contain a vibrant purple exterior complimented by a deep orange flesh rich in anti-oxidants and vitamins.

670 saves

LED Tire Valve Caps

Add a little flair to your car with the LED tire valve caps. Each cap contains a small waterproof neon blue LED that creates a cool illumination effect when the wheels are in motion, and will guarantee your car gets a spot in the next Fast and Furious movie.

3481 saves

Cassette Tape iPhone Case

Turn your regular iPhone into a classic looking cassette tape with this cool iPhone case. The cassette tape case is flexible, sturdy, has openings for all the cable slots, and you can choose between a variety of colors for this cool novelty iPhone case.

1909 saves

Glow In The Dark Lighter

With the glow in the dark lighter by your side, the days of fumbling around the dark looking for a lighter are over. Each disposable lighter emits a playful glow that makes the lighter easy to spot from anywhere in the room. It also doubles as a cool glow stick at parties.

2377 saves

Objects In Mirror Are Losing Sticker

The “objects in mirror are losing” sticker will turn even the most leisurely drive into a constant thrilling race guaranteed to get the adrenaline pumping. It’s a great little humorous touch for any car and makes an ideal gift for drivers with a competitive nature.

3483 saves

Camouflage Condoms

With the camouflage condoms on the job, you can rest easy and relish in the moment as your private invades another private. These trusted condoms are made with an army inspired motif that camouflages your little soldier so they’ll never see him coming.

889 saves

Drinking Straw Eyeglasses

The drinking straw eyeglasses gives kids and young at heart adults a fun way to drink their beverage. The novelty glasses accommodate to fit various sizes and feature a transparent frame that allows you to see the liquid as it makes its journey to your parched mouth.

528 saves

Pretty Face Paper Bag

Throw out those fancy makeup kits, all you need in your arsenal is one of these pretty face paper bags to look your best day in and day out. This heavy duty brown paper bag will hide even the ugliest of mugs so you can continue with your drunken tomfoolery.

576 saves

The Giving Tree MacBook Sticker

Makeover your plain Apple laptop with an iconic scene from your childhood as you adhere The Giving Tree MacBook sticker. This nostalgic sticker displays top quality graphics and creatively re-purposes the famous Apple logo to fit into the classic story’s plot.

1226 saves

Single Task Notepad

The single task notepad rejects the busy and fast paced lifestyle so many are caught up in and caters to those who prefer to take life one step at a time. Each page provides just enough space to write down a single task so you don’t overwhelm yourself.

1843 saves

Portable Liquor Shots

Don’t get labeled as an out of touch alcoholic drinking out of that old metal flask – these portable liquor shots are the latest in mobile alcoholic technology! Regardless of your liquor preference, these pocket liquor shots have it all from vodka to whiskey!

1331 saves

Minesweeper Scratch Off Card

Now you can play minesweeper wherever you go with these scratch off minesweeper games that also double as a postcard. Available for purchase with either the easy or hard difficulty, these minesweeper scratch off cards are ideal for some low tech portable gaming.

1414 saves

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