Neglect the outside world more efficiently with this iPhone app that enables you to text while walking by using the iPhone’s built in camera so you can see where you are going while both your face and attention span are buried in your phone.

Don’t just show up to class, show up to class with these black dyed pencils that will strike fear into the hearts of exams, essays, and pop quizzes that dare stand in your way. With its bold looks, the black dyed pencils will make every other pencil seem obsolete.

Turn your regular iPhone into a classic looking cassette tape with this cool iPhone case. The cassette tape case is flexible, sturdy, has openings for all the cable slots, and you can choose between a variety of colors for this cool novelty iPhone case.

Throw out those fancy makeup kits, all you need in your arsenal is one of these pretty face paper bags to look your best day in and day out. This heavy duty brown paper bag will hide even the ugliest of mugs so you can continue with your drunken tomfoolery.

Makeover your plain Apple laptop with an iconic scene from your childhood as you adhere The Giving Tree MacBook sticker. This nostalgic sticker displays top quality graphics and creatively re-purposes the famous Apple logo to fit into the classic story’s plot.

Don’t get labeled as an out of touch alcoholic drinking out of that old metal flask – these portable liquor shots are the latest in mobile alcoholic technology! Regardless of your liquor preference, these pocket liquor shots have it all from vodka to whiskey!

When life has got you feeling blue, it helps to have a little pick me up – Shit’s Fucked: A Positivity Guide is a short help book with little tips about feeling better about your day and improving your overall mindset. If nothing else, the book cover will definitely give you a laugh.

Now you can play minesweeper wherever you go with these scratch off minesweeper games that also double as a postcard. Available for purchase with either the easy or hard difficulty, these minesweeper scratch off cards are ideal for some low tech portable gaming.

Win the heart of that special geek with these geeky romantic cards. Available individually or as a pack of five, these geeky romantic cards range from Zelda to Duck Hunt to Super Mario themes and will instantly make an old school gamer fall in love with you.

This was the coolest thing ever when I was a kid. Pull out this bad boy and everyone will get tense thinking things are about to get messy, til you hit the switch and a fancy little comb comes out instead of a blade and everyone sighs in relief.

Keep yourself grounded with the mini anchor bracelet. Available in either a bronze or antique silver metal finish, these hand made anchor bracelets are a great gift idea for people who love marine / aquatic themed jewelry that also has a symbolic meaning.

Say farewell to those sticky fingers next time you get your snack on using the Oreo dunking spoon. This unique utensil fits snuggly into the cookie so that you can conveniently soak it in delicious milk without making a mess or dropping it in the cup accidentally.

Few words in the language of men bring greater joy than “you are not the father”. For years, Maury Povich has been delivering this life saving announcement to potential dead beat dads on his talk show, but now you too can deliver the great news with these cards!

There might not be an app to end the heat wave going on, but at least now you can keep cool with this iPhone fan. This compact and soft blade winged fan connects to and is powered by your iPhone, giving off a cool breeze and making your iPhone that much more useful.

These fully functional pens look like you’re writing with an actual syringe. These syringe pens are a great gift for doctors and nurses in the medical field, and also a great gift to give to someone who is deadly afraid of needles!

You’ll never break the world record for biggest poop dropped if you don’t have the tools to measure your chocolate masterpieces. Now with the measuring tape toilet paper, you can prove to the world that you unload the biggest toilet bombs known to man.

The ‘Blow Me’ Poster will have you reminiscing of the days where games required a little pregame warm up before getting into the real fun stuff. The poster displays the classic NES Cartridge in all it’s 8-Bit glory in addition to a cheeky reference old school gamers will enjoy.

Not since The Clapper has an invention so simple yet so brilliant come along as the thumb ring book page holder. Designed to comfortably fit around your thumb, this clever tool will make reading softback books easy with the use of just one hand.

Hate shopping for birthday cards? Try these “one size fits all” customizable age birthday cards that are perfect for anyone between the ages of 1 to 100 years old. These clever birthday card comes with 100 unlit candles, and you simply color in the candles.

Don’t let “fear of labels” stop you from being romantic on Valentine’s Day. With the “It’s Complicated” Valentine’s Day card, you can show that special someone friend that you are thinking about them, but it’s totally not a big deal or anything. Whatever.

BACON. It’s delicious, it smells like heaven, and it’s the perfect flavor for any kind of edibles – especially candy canes. These bacon candy canes are a fun twist on the classic Christmas candy and make a great snack during the holidays.

Why would you do something as foolish as text and drive when you can eat french fries and drive instead? With the car french fry holder you can keep your vehicle stinking of delicious french fries as it also attaches to your air conditioning vent.

Show off your mildly pathetic insecurity of growing old by placing the don’t ask my age birthday candles on your cake. With your actual age shrouded in mystery, you can keep up the charade of still being in your forties, even though your wrinkly hands will betray you.

Want to own an iPad but don’t have the cash to purchase one? Now you can be the proud owner of the original iPad – the notePad! This poor man’s iPad sports a minimalistic design with intuitive user controls and uses paper thin materials for extreme light weight mobility.

A glorious new age is upon us – no longer must you struggle to squeeze the juice out of your citrus fruits with those weak little hands of yours – now you can effortlessly suck and spray the life out of a fruit with these fruit juice sprayers.

Get your nails did like never before with these glow in the dark nails. These glow stick style press on nails are activated similarly to an actual glow stick – just slighty bend these multi-colored nails and they will brightly light up any dark area.

Easily slice and eat your pizza with this genius pizza slicer fork. This 2-in-1 eating utensil has the functionality of a pizza slicer with the practicality of a regular fork, making it perfect for people who like to eat their pizza with a knife and a fork.

Eat with your fingers without the sticky mess with these finger forks. These cleverly designed turn your index fingers into eating utensils, and make an excellent accessory to hand out at parties and buffets. You’ll feel like an obese Edward Scissorhands in no time!

Get serious about your spitball ammunition with these glow in the spit balls. Capable of growing over two hundred times their original size, these fun to use glow in the dark spit balls explode upon impact – making them great for having all out spitball wars!

Experience the power of the dark side of h2o with natural black water. Enriched with fulvic acid that creates a natural black color, this unusual bottled water will quench your thirst and melt your brain as you have your world turned upside down.

Sit back and enjoy as His Airness prepares to dunk an basketball apple with the Michael Jordan MacBook Sticker. Great for basketball fans of every age, this quality vinyl decal adheres easily and will make your already trendy MacBook that much greater.

Keep your deepest secrets hidden in plain view with the invisible ink pen. Whether you want to inconspicuously hide some nuclear missile launch codes, or just write down the names of all the people you’ve ever had sex with, the invisible ink pen is the right tool for the job.

Make breakfast a memorable meal when you add a personal touch using the French toast stamp on your morning meal. With each stamp, the delicious toast gets its own unofficial seal of authenticity that display the Eiffel Towel along with a cheerful “Bonjour!” message.

Global warming is happening right now; until we figure out a way to colonize a new planet, we must find new ways to stay cooled down. Thankfully, Science™ has come along with a new invention to solve our heat wave crisis: air conditioning in a can.

Make yourself look like an evil genius with a brain so potent that it cannot be contained in a puny mortal skull! This DIY brain beanie knitting pattern is perfect for those who love arts and crafts, and will definitely be a conversation starter when worn.

Keep your hands feeling fresh by washing them with severed fingers! These creepy yet realistic looking human fingers are actually mini soap bars with a wonderful watermelon scent added to them. These severed fingers soap bars go great with serial killer wallpaper, too!

You can’t start a revolution without having an awesome outfit for your comrades. With the Guy Fawkes mask you can strike fear into The Machine™ and show off your lack of originality for your cause. Though it also makes a great gift idea for V for Vendetta fans.

These light up shutter shades will transport you back to the decade of bad fashion – the eighties – but with the excellent modern technology of LED lights. Just put these on shutter shades on, turn off the lights, and party like it’s 1989.

Only savages would dare eat finger foods without the finger food utensils. These handy utensils let you dig into the messiest and tastiest snacks without having to deal with the complementary coating of stickiness that engulfs your fingers by the end of the meal.

Keep the fun going all night with the glow in the dark dog ball. Perfect for a game of fetch in the middle of the night, this durable and safe to chew on glow in the dark dog ball will keep your canine entertained for hours on end, ensuring you never get a good night’s rest.

Frolic around looking like a deer with this deer antler hat knitting pattern. You’ve struggled for years to grow antlers on your own, and despite your best efforts of trying to will yourself to evolve your cranium, your best bet is to knit yourself some antlers with this knitting pattern.

Get rewarded for your complete disapproval in embarrassing behavior with the Captain Picard facepalm cookies. Now when you sit down to watch any reality TV show, you’ll always have a snack to celebrate your utter disappointment with these delicious cookies.

Make baking cookies even more fun now with the jigsaw puzzle cookie cutter. For the truly creative cookie bakers, grab some colored icing and turned these jigsaw puzzle cookies into an actual solvable jigsaw by drawing a picture on the combined pieces, then scatter them up!

When the iconic green army toy soldiers aren’t saving the world from the bad guys, they’re off doing wicked skateboard tricks. These plastic army men skaterboarders look just like the classic army men toys except their weapons have been replaced with skateboards.

Now you can easily carry eight feet of paracord rope on your wrist with these paracord survival bracelets. Essential for outdoors adventuring, these paracord rope bracelets will stretch out to eight feet in length and are an essential tool in emergency survival scenarios.

Give some life to your inanimate objects around the office with these inanimate character stickers. A great gift for any office, this sticker package gives you 124 waterproof removable stickers. Our personal favorite is the vampire teeth staple remover.

If you’re a family man, own a Cadillac hearse, or just enjoy busting a ghost or two, these Ghostbusters family car stickers were made for you. Each sticker pack includes Venkman, Stantz, Spengler, and Zeddemore in complete ghostbuster gear, and a floating Slimer.

Have a killer performance with this Friday The 13th guitar pick that will have your audience dying for more. Inspired by the iconic horror flick’s ominous hockey mask, these Friday The 13th Guitar picks come in a pack of six, and are perfect for musically talented serial killers.

Create your own pixelated works of art or just purchase some of the cool pixel stickers already created with the Do It Yourself Pixel Art Sticker Studio. The pixel art studio is easy to use, just load it and start drawing pixels, save it, and purchase it!

Despite the best efforts of the DEA, the purest form of crystal meth available – known as the blue stuff – can now be purchased on the web. This crystal meth rock candy is perfect for fans of Breaking Bad, or just as a gag gift for hard drug addicts.

Get ready for f#!*%ng snack time now with these delicious curse word gummi treats. Packed with attitude and flavor, these foul mouthed gummies are here to stir up snack time with their colorful fruit flavor goodness all while offending onlookers.

Keep your valuables hidden in plain sight with this clever faux wall outlet safe. This easy to install safe can replace an existing wall outlet, or you can simply cut open a small hole in your walls to place it – it’s ideal for hiding money, jewelry, and other small items from burgulars.

There is no easy way to clean a typical re-usable water bottle – until now – the easy clean water bottle has a detachable lid at both the bottom and top, giving you easy access to clean off the build up of bacteria you normally wouldn’t be able to reach in a water bottle.

You’re not losing your mind – these incredibly detailed objects that look like edible foods are in fact bars of soap! With everything from Oreos to gummy bears to choose from, these hand made food shaped soap bars not only look great, but they smell great too.

Enjoy a full moon no matter what stage of the lunar cycle we’re on with this moon necklace pendant. These hand crafted moon pendants are seated in solid metal plates, giving it a durable finish so you can moon people for years and years.

Very few people know of the amazing healing powers that bacon possesses. Bacon is so powerful, in fact, that they now make bacon bandaids to help quickly heal your open cuts and wounds. These novelty bacon bandaids are functional and tasty!

You might not be driving around in the Batmobile, but with the Batman brake light cover you can still show off your love for all things Batman by easily covering your car’s brake light and displaying the bat signal to all the envious drivers behind you.

Fans of the Legend of Zelda will find these eight-bit earrings to be the perfect accessory. Honor the legendary video game with earrings designed to look exactly like the original little Link for the NES. You’ll be the coolest fangirl in Hyrule.

The floppy disk notebook makes use of the floppy disk that got you started in your computing life. Two floppy disks encase a useful ruled notebook that can store all of your secrets. The notebook has just about as much storage as a single floppy disk, too.

These ninja rubber duckies pack a punch with any ancient Japanese bathroom decor scheme. Designed to look like rubber duckies gone ninja bad, you can pit these little dudes in death matches against one another, all while you are relaxing in the tub.

Add a touch of class to every drink with the Titanic ice cube mold, and relive the glorious failure that was the Titanic. Included in this offensively clever ice cube kit are the molds for the Titanic ship itself as well as and the merciless iceberg.

Keep that delicious pint of ice cream safe and secure from your fellow gluttons with this ice cream pint lock. Designed perfectly for a Ben and Jerry’s pint of ice cream, these sturdy locks are perfect for deterring ice cream thieves at home or in the office.

Keep your pencil as sharp and pointy as the Captain’s unrelenting steel hook with the pirate peg leg pencil sharpener in your arsenal of school supplies. A few spins in this scallywag’s amputated leg and your pencil is as good as new, yaarrr.

Do you have a busy job that barely gives you enough time to eat? Now you can multitask between work and food with these Pen Cap Eating Utensils. These eating utensils also work great when no other eating utensils can be found near by at your job.

Easily turn your faucet into a water fountain in seconds with these clever tap squeeze devices. Now you can easily rinse out your mouth after brushing your teeth, just squeeze the device at the bottom and instantly the water will get redirected upward like a fountain.

Doze off in class or at work without fear of getting caught with these fake awake sleeping tapes. Perfect for those early groggy Monday mornings, simply place the tape over your eyelids, support your head with your hand and elbow, and catch up on some sleep.

Start your morning shower with a jolt of energy by using the Shower Shock caffeinated soap bar. These soap bars are filled with 200 milligrams of caffeine, good for twelve showers that will wake you up when you’re feeling tired and groggy.

Now you can chill your drinks with these brain freeze ice cubes. This clever silicone mold allows you to make realistic looking frozen brain ice cubes that will foreshadow how your own cranium will start to feel if you chug down your frozen drink too quickly.

Slippers have finally become a manly thing to wear thanks to these Panzer tank slippers. The tank slippers will warm your feet feet while ruggedly armoring them with two inches of thick padding, giving you an ominous look that will strike fear in those who stand in your way.

Get Mojo the monkey nail blow dryer to assist you during your nail painting sessions and have them dry and beautiful looking in no time! He’ll huff, puff, and dry those nails mighty fast and look darn cute doing it too – all you need is a few AAA batteries to keep him energized.

Give yourself a heavenly sense of style with this angel wings ring. This rose gold plated ring features angelic wings and Swarovski Austrian Crystals on an open design, and is available in a variety of ring sizes so we can all rock this heavenly look.

Stop having to repeat the epic story of your bear fight to every single person who asks about your cuts and bruises – now with the “What Happened?” bandages you can easily explain that you were off fighting and doing dangerous things.

Give your beer a manly look to it while keeping it insulated with these beard drink koozies. Perfect for keeping your brewski ice cold, the hand made beard koozie features a rugged exterior designed with crafting fur and fastened elastic.

This cleaning putty is perfect for cleaning your electronics; the putty will conform its shape to any item to ensure it gets into all the cracks and crevices and pulls out all the debris. This putty is the coolest, safest, and most thorough way to get a deep clean on your electronics.

Make birthday cakes even more special with these mesmerizing colored flame candles. This twelve candle pack features five different brilliant flame colors – you and your guests will easily be entranced by the fire just like you were cavemen experiencing it for the first time.

Before the recession hit, the purest form of wealth was exhibited by how much money you could wipe your ass with. But now in these tough economic times, how is one supposed to keep up this expensive habit? The answer is these novelty money toilet paper rolls.

Now you can anthropomorphize basically any object you see on the street thanks to the giant googly eyes. These oversized eyes adhere to various types of surfaces and place a humorous spin on any situation. Virtually no one will be able to hold back their laughter.

Stop waiting for your ice cream cake to thaw when you pull it out of the freezer – now with the hand saw cake cutter you can cut through even the toughest cakes with ease using an easy to grip handle that attaches to a sharp and durable plastic blade.

Brown paper bags are great – they conceal the giant alcoholic drink you’re carrying and they up your street cred, but what about insulation? Introducing the brown paper bag beer koozie: it’ll keep your beer insulated while still giving you that alcoholic bummy look you’re going for.

The mini iPhone speaker amplifier is a device that attaches to your iPhone and boosts the sound levels by 13 decibels without requiring any battery use, just good old fashioned acoustical science. It also doubles as phone stand so you can watch movies and shows.

Experience candy like they do on the other side of the world when you take a break with the green leaf Kit Kat bars. This Japanese made Kit Kat bar offers a distinct green tea infused flavor that satisfies your requirement of sugar while soothing your nerves in the process.

Unleash the walking deliciousness on your home when you whip up a batch of treats using the zombie cookie cutters. These novelty cookie cutters make ideal snacks for zombie viewing parties and let you flip the cards on them as you take a bite of their sugary limbs or head.

Play “Draw Something” with your friends on a whole new level with the iCrayon stylus pen that will make you feel like you’ve entered the digital age of drawing and coloring. Available in multiple crayon colors, the iCrayon pen is the perfect gift for Draw Something fans.

Regular ginger bread men are so old, cliché, and lame. With this cookie cutter mold you can create the coolest cookies in existence: ninjabread men cookies! Three attack poses are included in this cookie cutter set of ninjabread men.

Make your daily bathing routine a bit more psychedelic with the Absinthe soap bar. While some prefer to use caffeinated soap bars to wake up during their morning shower, the absinthe soap bar will wake you up in a completely new way – with drugs!

Not much is known about a ninja’s personal life, but one thing we do know is that they don’t waste any tool in their weapons arsenal. These ninja star coat hangers are a clever way to hang your wearables at home, and can be installed onto just about any wall surface.

The seating chart will be one less thing to worry about with the name tag napkins at your next suaré. The creative and interactive design lets you write on the napkin so your guests don’t waste time looking for their seat while their meal gets cold.

Conquer the night as you trek through the unknown wilderness with the flashlight shoes leading the way. Each flashlight comes equipped with an ultra bright white LED for illuminating the darkest environments and two smaller red LEDs for going into stealth mode.

Keep your alcohol close while your on the go with the belt buckle flask. The flask attaches onto your belt like a traditional belt buckle, but it can store around two ounces of sweet sweet alcohol goodness. You might have a drinking problem, but portability isn’t a part of it.

Make your MacBook even more aesthetically pleasing with this Iron Man MacBook Sticker. This vinyl sticker goes over the Apple logo, cleverly giving off a glowing effect to Iron Man’s hand. These stickers are water resistant and won’t leave any sticky residue if removed.

Keep your hands warm and toasty while retaining your god given right to text people using your phone. These touch screen gloves have a special material used on the tips of the fingers and thumb areas, allowing your phone to respond to your finger input.

Now you can hollow out a strawberry with ease thanks to this amazing strawberry hollowing tool. Perfect for prepping strawberries for a multitude of dessert styles, this strawberry hollowing tool is easy to use and easy to clean, and can also be used on other fruits.

Prevent your lunch from being stolen with this fake mold anti-theft lunch bag. The bag has a design that makes it look like your perfectly good sandwich is actually ridden with mold. With the exception of public hangings, this is the best way to deter office thieves.

Make your dog more useful around the house by getting him to clean the floors as he walks while wearing these doggie floor dusting slippers. These “one size fits most” slippers contain special micro fiber pads that pick up dirt while your dog scurries about your home.

Now that thumb wrestling is an officially accepted sport at the Olympics, you can now train with unparalleled realism with these thumb wrestling rings. Just have you and your sparring partner slip your thumbs up in the wrestling ring, and have at it!

Now you can secretly carry around a lighter with this deceptive lighter that looks like a pack of chewing gum. These clever pocket lighters are refillable and come in a variety of gum brand styles, with everything from Double Mint to Juicy Fruit.

Now you can keep your hipster cred without permanently desecrating your body with some trendy tattoo thanks to these fingerstache temporary tattoos. If you don’t take our advice, in 10 years you’ll be like the guy with the tribal tattoos that everyone secretly laughs at.

Are you not glowing like your normal radiant self? Now you can add some radioactive cleanliness to your morning shower and be glowing all day long with these Uranium glow in the dark soap bars. Just charge it under a light and you’ll have the soap glowing.

Get rid of the hassle of feeding your pestering offspring with the baby crib dribbler. Endorsed by celebrity role model Snooki Polizzi, the crib dribbler will make feeding your baby a breeze, and encourage him/her to become independent at a young age.

With superhero shot glasses, you can come to the rescue of alcohol in need of saving. These shot glasses bear the logos of the world’s favorite superheroes of DC Comics, and they wear tiny capes. They’ll be here to rescue your sobriety in no time flat.

The hardest part of playing with chocolate gaming dice isn’t learning the rules of the game, but rather trying to make it through an entire session without eating one. No matter what game you’re playing, there’s a delectable Ghirardelli chocolate dice set available.

Kids learn about trivial things such as how everyone poops, how babies are made, and other useless information. You would be doing a disservice to your child if you don’t teach him/her about zombies now. Buy this book, it may just save your child’s life.

The best way to cure a hangover is to drink even more alcohol eat healthy foods and drink plenty of water. The Hungover Cookbook is a recipe book to bring you back to life in the aftermath of a major binge drinking session.

Fix that unruly disaster you call hair in the morning in just seconds with the revolutionary morning head hair cap. This unique hair cap will give you that “just showered” hair style, without having to dunk your head under a sink. Ask someone to give you morning head today!

If your small pet struggles to stay warm during the cold winters then consider keeping Mr. Fluffums warm this winter season with these stylish pet hoodies. Made from 100% cotton, these sleeved pet hoodies will make your pet feel cool while staying warm.

Curse someone with obesity with these voodoo doll cookie cutters. Whether you want to break off their limbs piece by piece or devour someone whole, these voodoo doll cookie cutters will make torturing someone a breeze, and is a great gift idea for witch doctors.

Start coloring with the full power of the rainbow with these unique 7 colors in 1 rainbow pencils. Truly a pencil like you’ve never seen before, they were crafted out of magical unicorn blessed trees that are found only in the deepest recesses of rainbowland.

Easily fit pieces of ice into your water bottle with this clever ice cube sticks tray. For decades mankind has been baffled by how to properly chill plastic water bottles, but with this revolutionary ice cube tray you’ll no longer have to suffer from drinking warm water.

Play a cruel joke on your friends by offering them some insanely hot gummy bears. These gummies might look harmless – but when your friends take a bite out of these evil gummies, they will think they are turning into a dragon because of the fire coming from their mouth!

Scare your way into the hearts of friends and family by surprising them with the mini chocolate skulls. Available in either milk, dark, or white chocolate, these bite sizes skulls contain a delicious walnut/candy brain and make great treats for the Halloween season.

Go The Fuck To Sleep is a children’s book for grown ups, a hilarious take on tired parents who just want their damn kids to go to sleep. Seriously kids, go the fuck to sleep already, we’ve got to go to work early in the morning tommorow.

Fear not the next time the A/C goes out because the USB computer fan will keep you nice and cool while you use your pornbox computer. This pint-sized fan plugs into your USB port and provides a steady breeze you can point in any direction.

Glow in the dark bubbles? GLOW IN THE DARK BUBBLES! Yes, they exist and they are pretty darn spiffy. The bubbles glow when exposed to UV light, giving off a vibrant shade of blue. These Glow In The Dark Bubbles make for an awesome party gift.

Make your drink look dangerous with the AK-47 ice bullets tray. Just put in water, freeze, and shoot them straight into your favorite tumbler — these bullets will manly up even the girliest of drinks. Make it a killer party with ice designed to be deadly cold and delicious.

Pay homage to Vincent van Gogh while also keeping your feet warm with these Starry Night socks. Designed to look like the iconic painting, the Starry Night socks are comfy and are a great accessory to a Halloween costume or even cosplay outfit.

These novelty guitar ice cube molds are a fun and unique way to keep your drinks cold. The guitar ice cube mold is made from food grade silicone, and looks like a real guitar when it’s finished freezing. The guitar ice cube mold makes a great gift housewarming gift too.

When you can’t decide what color to get your manicure/pedicure simply go with the rainbow splat nail polish and get all of them! This untraditional shade mashes together all the colors of the rainbow over a white backdrop to create a beautifully messy nail color.

Cook up a loaded breakfast with this egg frying mold that is shaped like a handgun. Perfect for cooking up a breakfast that’s to die for, this functional pistol shaped egg frying mold is made from stainless steel and work great for cooking up breakfast for an NRA meeting.

Having a knife on you is always a handy thing to have, and now you can easily carry a small knife with your keys with this key shaped knife. This small fold out knife looks just like a regular key, and will attach to any key chain without feeling bulky.

Transform your regular MacBook’s apple logo light into a ball of ice being conjured by none other than Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat. These stickers are low-adhesive vinyl that can easily be removed and reapplied without leaving a sticky residue on your MacBook.

Teach your kids how to draw in between the lines and also avoid being a mark ass bitch with these gangsta rap coloring books. Fun for the whole family, these coloring books feature 48 pages of music icons from the gangsta rap genre such as Biggie, Eazy E, and many others.

The toilet bowl coffee mug is without a doubt the classiest coffee mug in existence, even with the seat left up. It’s an even finer item when you use the toilet bowl coffee mug as a bowl to eat out of, and makes a great gag gift for people who have awful drink preferences.

Instantly know the temperature of the water coming out of your faucet with this LED faucet nozzle attachment. Batteries not required – powered by the flow of water exiting the nozzle, hot water turns the LED red, and cold water turns the LED blue.

Finger sports have kept us entertained for years in school and while at work, but these finger hockey games take it to a whole new level. Included in this desktop ice hockey set are finger goalie pads, one mini hockey stick, a mini puck and goal, and of course the ice rink.

Get tan or die trying when you use this crime scene beach towel. The crime scene beach towel features a body outline, much like you would see at the scene of a homicide scene. Simply stretch out and relax — and try not to get left for dead.

If you have a habit of writing on your hand, check out the to do list temporary tattoo, the washable tattoo that allows you to write out your checklist on your hand. It’s the perfect gift for the chronically forgetful, and may inspire a wave of similar permanent tattoos.

Decorate your bland home for your next party with these spooky Skull Candles. Available in both small and large candle sizes, these evil looking highly detailed Skull Candles are the perfect addition to any Halloween party or horror themed party.

Store your books on your wall like never before with these floating bookshelves. Using a clever design that conceals the supporting shelf, you simply insert the shelf in between the bottom book, and it will appear as if your entire stack of books is floating in mid air.

Get some cleaning done around the house without lifting a finger with these dust mopping slippers. You can even up your cleaning efficiency by freeing your hands for other cleaning jobs while you effortlessly clean the floors just by walking around.

The yellow submarine tea infuser will take a tumble into the depths of your tea for the purpose of giving your beverage flavor and body. The submarine troop takes its mission seriously, and it will sink to the bottom of your mug to release your tea’s essence.

The adjustable measuring cup is a clever little baking tool to save time and space, allowing you to throw out the endless assortment of various measuring cups and use just one adjustable measuring cup for all your cooking needs.

Rock out while you wait for your sushi to arrive with these fun Drumstick Chopsticks. Included in this package are four sets of fully functional Chopsticks that each have a drumstick shape at the top allowing you to enjoy your sushi without skipping a beat.

Celebrate that special day with a different kind of rolled up paper – these completely legal to light up rolled joint candles are perfect for use on a tasty cake when you’ve got the munchies, or for celebrating a birthday of one of your fellow ents.

Relive the glory days of playing with your food and playing with plastic army men figurines with these rugged and reusable army men food picks! These army men food picks are a cool gift idea for any party, and include six green army men and six gray army men food picks.

Upgrade the look of your fridge, microwave, or any one dimensional home device to look like an app filled iPhone smart phone with these smart phone app magnets. A cool novelty gift idea for geeks, this magnet package comes with eighteen eye catching app magnets.

Throw your old coffee mug out the window, it’s now obsolete! The tank meter coffee mug is a heat sensitive coffee mug that will displays its “fuel” level depending on how full or empty the coffee mug is. This Tank Meter Coffee Mug makes a great Secret Santa gift at the office.

Easily pick up where you last stopped reading with this “be right back” bookmark. Perfect for avid readers, the metal BRB bookmark is a clever tool that everyone in your book club will be jealous of. Also available are similar metal bookmark sayings such as “You are here”.

Bake up some spooky cookies this Halloween with these clever dead gingerbread men cookie cutters. After raising your army of undead gingerbread men, you’ll need to eat them all up as quickly as possible, unless you want to unleash your minions on the neighborhood.

The mini fire extinguisher lighter is a cool twist on the tried and true fire extinguisher. Made from solid metal, the mini fire extinguisher lighter is refillable and has an adjustable flame and makes a great stocking stuffer gift idea for smokers.

Like many important life lessons, teaching kids about something is best done in laughable cartoon form. All My Friends Are Dead is a hilarious book that teaches your kids about death. Follow this book up with “Everyone Poops” afterwards to lighten the mood.

Give your Holiday tree some ‘ol time zombie cheer with this rotten zombie toe Christmas ornament. These unique hand painted zombie toes are perfect for hanging on your slowly dying Christmas tree, and also make a great replacement for your lucky rabbit’s toe.

Don’t risk cleaning your face with a nasty soap bar that has graced the nether regions of your fellow shower users – now with the butt and face soap bars you’ll always know you’re using the appropriate soap bar. Just watch out for trolls who will intentionally use them wrong.

Add a “human touch” to your office’s bulletin board with these disturbingly realistic human thumb tacks. With their creatively eerie design, they literally redefine the term ‘thumb’ tack and bring some levity to the an otherwise drab workday.

The bat signal mini light goes on your desk up in that high rise in Gotham City. And when the tiny Joker comes around to screw with your paperclip supply again, you can just turn on your tiny Batman signal. Tiny Batman always comes to help those in need.

Wash your hands in the most disgusting way possible – with poop! These poop soap bars are a hilarious yet fully functional novelty item that will disturb guests in your home. And just like real poop, these bars of soap vary in shape, size, and corn consistency!

Just like when Michael Jordan retired to go play baseball, the peanut butter and jelly sandwich has realized he has reached his potential as a sandwich and is venturing out to challenge himself – the PB&J is now looking poised to dominate the wallet industry.

These cute little socks make it look like your feet are being savagely attacked by a great white shark. It’s worth noting that these great white shark socks are the only time it’s acceptable buy someone socks as a gift.

Give your nails a sexy and entrancing look with this glow in the dark nail polish. Available in a variety of eye catching colors, the glow in the dark nail polish is perfect for black light parties, or when you just want to always have a light source on your body.

Drink from the skull of doom with this Crystal Skull Shot Glass. Able to hold up to 2.5 ounces of your favorite liquor in it’s unique inverted skull shape, you’ll look like such a cool guy as you look straight in the eyes and down your shots.

Make sure that you never get your keys mixed up again by assigning them each a terrifying zombie key cover face. You’ll know the blue zombie with blood dripping out of her mouth is for the office, and that the green zombie with a hole in his head is for home.

Stay on point and sharpen your way to honesty with the Pinocchio pencil sharpener. The more you sharpen your pencils, the more honest the little wooden boy becomes with a shorter nose. This functional piece of childhood nostalgia is a great addition to any home office or work desk.

Fortune cookies are always so optimistic – they never talk about how you’re getting fat, or how your wife is planning to leave you. If you want some realistic fortunes, try cracking open one of these offensive fortune cookies and see what’s really in store for you in your future.

Show off the twins while you chug your drink with these drink koozies that feature a set of double D’s. These busty drink koozies will insulate and keep your drink cold, and are available in a variety of styles from “Got MILF?” to “Motorboating”.

Protect your kids from getting shocked by covering your wall outlets with these bandage outlet covers. Each bandage outlet cover package includes four plastic covers, and are perfect for adding a fun touch to an otherwise boring task of childproofing your home.

Play chess at heightened pace with this chess set that uses game pieces made from solid ice. Included in this icy chess game kit are two silicone molds for making two sets of game pieces so you and a friend can compete against each other and against time itself.

Give your feet a crime fighting feel to them with these Superhero caped socks. Available in a variety of styles inlcuding Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman, these one size fits all superhero socks offer bold style with a cape sewn on the back.

Keep your precious fingers out of harm’s way when you are slicing and dicing with these knife cutting finger protectors. The finger protector is great while teaching kids how to cook, but will prove to be an invaluable tool for chefs of all ages and skill levels.

Who knew QWERTY could be so comfortable? The keyboard sandals look like your standard 107 button keyboard, but they are actually comfy footwear that you can slip on and off in seconds. These keyboard sandals make a great gift idea for computer geeks.

The power of the Imperials has never been as chilling as it is now thanks to these Death Star ice cube molds. Inspired to look like the infamous space station from Star Wars, the Death Star ice cube mold will pop out perfectly shaped mini planet destroyers every time.

The boobie milk dispenser doesn’t add actual breast milk to your coffee, but the function certainly resembles lactation. The squeezable device, in the shape of a round, milky boob, is the perfect gift for a nursing mom who loves coffee or for any person who just loves boobs.

Happy birthday, soldier! Serving proudly as the perfect decoration for a military themed birthday cake, these green Army Men candles come in a set of five, each with their own unique pose from bad-ass rocket launcher guy to everyone’s least favorite radio guy.

Mercilessly destroy your liver with this thrilling drinking game of spin the shot glass. Combining the elements of statistics and alcoholism, this fun drinking game is perfect for a few friends to gather around and see who can survive after a few hours.

The dead guy pen holder won’t make you a better employee or get you that coveted and well deserved raise but it will help keep you sane and organized at work. It’s the desktop accessory no nerve-racking job can do, or should do without.

You’ve always enjoyed crumpling up a piece of paper and shooting it into the trashcan like a basketball – so why not make it a bit more realistic with these sporty notepads? With a basketball, soccer, and other sporty designs you’ll have an athletic day at the office.

Don’t throw out those bottle caps, because now you can recycle them into precious ammo! With a capacity for shooting bottle caps over 16 feet with the push of a button, you’ll be able to annoy anyone in the room without having to get up from your seat.

You don’t have to be a half Vulcan/human breed to enjoy the incredible comfort of the Star Trek Spock socks. These highly logical blue socks were designed to resemble the noted science officer and include the famous golden logo and those unmistakable pointy ears.

Stop wasting precious energy using your facial muscles to express your perplexed look of disapproval – now you can simply wear these glasses and sport a disapproving face all day long! These reactionary emoticon inspired glasses are a must have for neckbeards.

Give a whole new meaning to the term “porking” when you fool around using the bacon condoms. They disguise and protect your meat by wrapping it up with some tasty latex bacon anyone would have to be crazy to turn down. Bacon and sex, what could be better?

Upgrade your dinky, weak human fingers with the mighty dragon claw ring to experience the power of having a 2” stainless steel blade affixed to your fingers. These medieval inspired creations will turn heads at every renaissance fair and convention you attend.

Dinner parties are great – but how are you supposed to hold onto all that free finger food while still chugging down fancy wine? The answer are these genius finger plates that are great for holding onto h’orderves while still being able to hold your drink.

These unique guitar picks are fashioned out of real quarters featuring none other than the first President of the United States of ‘Murica. George Washington cannot tell a lie, but he can melt your face off when his face is properly attached to set of electric guitar strings.

Keep your hands warm and toasty with these stylish underwear gloves. These fingerless underwear gloves look just like real underwear and are made from 95% cotton, giving a comfortable feel while you parade around with men’s underwear for gloves.

Stop eating corn with your hands like a caveman – now you can easily strip off the delicious corn kernels and have a tasty side dish ready to eat with this genius corn kernel shaver. Just run the shaver down a piece of corn cob, and drop the kernels onto a plate.

Create your own mini Google Maps app in real life with these arrow push pins. This cute set of 12 arrow push pins is perfect for plotting your plans for world domination, or possibly just making a cool map of all of the crazy places you have travelled to.

Show off your ever growing family with these shambling zombie family car stickers. Put them on your minivan and display your love for zombies and wholesale family things – or infect random vehicles with these stickers and proclaim them to be apart of your zombie army!

Keep your gutters from getting clogged up with leafs and other messy debris with this clever gutter filter wedge. Available as a two pack, these gutter filters will work in most standard sized home gutters, and are a great gift for a house warming party.

Pac-Man and cookies — together at last. You can set up an entire scene from Pac-Man on your dining room table, complete with mischievous little ghosts and yellow-frosted Pac-Men and Women. These cookie cutters are perfect for baking some nostalgic geeky treats.

Get hammered with these nifty ambigram shot glasses that first tell you what to do, then tell you how you feel. The shot glass reads “Drink” when right side up with liquor, and after your shot you can shot the glass down where it’ll now read “Drunk”.

Keep your hands nice and clean as you attack the delicious and buttery corn on the cob assassin style, using the ninja sword corn skewers. These sword shaped metallic skewers penetrate the cob with deadly accuracy so you enjoy your corn without any of the mess.

Practice your deadly combat strikes while dicing up a healthy salad with this karate chop lettuce chopper. These clever lettuce choppers are dishwasher safe and are a great gift idea for healthy eaters who enjoy creating their salad with a pinch violence.

This USB recharger and surge protector combo is a clever way to turn a single electrical outlet into a multiple purpose electricity station. Use the USB slots to recharge your gadgets, and the electrical outlets to keep them safe from electricity spikes.

Never attend a business dinner without a shirt tie napkin handy. Even if you order yourself the messiest of meals, the power tie like design printed on these novelty napkins will ensure you never stop looking dapper and professional even while you eat like a gluttonous pig.

Throw in some guilt with your favorite dessert with the “I’ve made a big mistake” plate. This clever ceramic plate will remind you of your gluttonous ways as you near the completion of your double chocolate lava cake topped with raw lard and sprinkles.

Give your lips the Midas touch with these gold glitter lips temporary tattoos. Perfect for giving your face a head turning look, these gold glitter lips temporary tattoos are easy to apply and will last up to eight hours, which is longer than most lipsticks.

Drink with caution – there is a deadly surprise waiting at the bottom of this drinking mug. As you slowly drink and the liquid levels drop, the deadly shark reveals itself, sure to scare the living hell out of someone drinking from it for the first time.

Now you’ll no longer struggle to relieve yourself during those half awake bathroom visits in the middle of the night with glow in the dark toilet paper. Functional and fun, you’ll know you’re getting a complete wipe when the toilet paper stops glowing.

The practicality of red plastic cups now comes in a convenient shot sized cup so you can get wasted and not have to worry about washing shot glasses the next day. At an adorable 1.75 ounce liquid capacity, these plastic cups are perfect for drinking parties.

Easily cut a slice of butter with this handy one click butter slicer. Perfect for preparing your toast in the morning, this butter slice cutter also doubles as a compact storage container for your butter, so it doesn’t start hanging out with the wrong crowd in the fridge.

As an obsessive online shopper, you’ll need to buy something to remind you not to shop. Of course, you’ll need to buy it online, but no one will know. This tiny shopping cart, purchased from your online cart, will remind you it’s time to … what was it … buy more?

Make your next tea party a little more interesting with sugar cube skulls, the sugar cubes that come in the shape of a dried out human skull. These skull cubes will sweeten your tea, give your guests a fright, and will look lovely next to your grandmother’s china.

Real men fight bears, arm wrestle lions, and drink exclusively from skull shot glasses that are lit on fire. Now you too can own yourself some skull shaped shot glasses and finally be able to say you’re own your way to becoming a real man.

Keep your smart phone, GPS, or any gadget imaginable stuck to your dashboard with this vertical gripping dashboard pad. Perfect for watching movies, displaying GPS information, or just making sure your stuff doesn’t go flying when you make a sharp turn on the road.

Go to the next level with your various duct tape projects with the glow in the dark duct tape. Whether you are making yourself a duct tape dress, wallet, boat, house, or even a duct tape time machine – all of your projects will look that much cooler when they glow in the dark.

Look like a big money baller by starting firepits, barbeques, and campfires with fat stacks of money. These clever fire starters look like rolled up dollar bills, and are a great way to show off your wealth, status, and douchebaggery to everyone.

The Titanic ship bath plug gives a maritime feeling to any bathing experience. This Tubtanic plug, modeled after the Titanic itself, will sink grandly in your bathtub. You can think of all sorts of romantic subplots and sinking violinists while you scrub.

Your dog valiantly defends your home, but if given the chance he would jump at the opportunity to fight crime in the streets! Now you can dress your dog up like the super hero he wishes to be with these super hero dog costumes – available in many different styles.

Prepare the whips and chains cutting board and spatula as you create the most erotic and delicious meal of your life using the Fifty Shades of Bacon cookbook. Every page contains tantalizing recipes guaranteed to make your mouth water.

Cut and serve a full size pizza with ease with the Pizza Scissors Spatula. This brilliant kitchen tool merges scissors and a spatula so you can cut and pick up a pizza slice all in one quick motion without burning your hands or having any toppings fall off.

Watch your iPhone change colors with just the touch of your hand, pocket or anything else with heat that might come in contact with this heat sensitive iPhone cover. Now whenever someone grabs your phone they will literally be caught red handed.

Create your cardboard avatar online. Then you get your building materials for a fun crafty project. After you build yourself, sit him on the sofa and give him a tiny bag of chips, or send him off on cardboard adventures. He’ll be the best company you’ve ever had.

Prepare to hit your taste buds at light speed with these Millennium Falcon chocolate molds. These geeky Star Wars themed silicone molds can be also be used to create Millennium Falcon shaped ice cubes, and will be a big hit at any geeky party.

Military men and women are tough – but these Army Men gummy worms are soft, chewy, and taste delicious! With a green apple flavor and looking like the nostalgic green Army Men plastic toy soldiers we all loved as kids, these gummies will easily be your favorite candy.

Your dog might be a pure-breed, but with this Triceratops dog costume you can turn your best friend into a head turning dinosaur-dog. Available in a variety of sizes for dogs of all sizes, the Triceratops dog costume is perfect for giving an intimidating look to your canine.

Give your party a trippy edge to it with these glow in the dark shot glasses. Ideal for black light parties, each package comes with four brightly glowing colors. The glow in the dark shot glasses are easily activated with their built in slammer activator disc.

Incriminating evidence will become a thing of the past once you begin carrying around the wind up paper shredder. With a few quick turns of the trusty knob, this handy pocket sized shredder permanently erases all traces of any paper document.

Toss out bad ideas like never before with help from the crumpled paper catapult. This incredibly entertaining and useful desk-side appliance gives new life to those discarded ideas as it turns them into small boulders you can shoot at the trash or your coworkers.

Enjoy a hearty laugh at the expense of those dumb students of yours who never study for your quizzes with this “You Shall Not Pass” teacher’s grading stamp. This self-inking red stamp is the perfect tool for any disgruntled school teacher.

Show people you mean business by cutting someone in half while you sharpen your knives with this novelty magic trick knife sharpener. This knife sharpener is a tribute to the old magician’s who would saw their assistant in half.

Power up your bland meals with these battery styled salt and pepper shakers. These clever salt and pepper shakers show your “battery energy” levels so you can clearly see how much salt and pepper is remaining in the shakers and make a great housewarming gift.

Light up your desk or nightstand with these USB jellyfish shaped lamps. With the ability to switch between a bright white and blue color with the flick of a switch, these jellyfish lamps can also be placed just about anywhere thanks to their suction cup feet.

You’ve researched your target, prepared the room so as to not leave any evidence, and now you can perform your morning ritual of being a cereal killer with this clever spoon. The cereal killer spoon is a hand stamped vintage spoon, and makes a great gift for heavy cereal eaters.

It’s no secret that vampires need blood to survive – but they’ve taken their blood lust to a new level with these sexy vampire menstrual pads. Designed to take advantage of the Twilight / romantic vampire craze, these pads can keep a vampire fed for an entire week!

Show off your geeky side with these mini video game controller rings. Available in XBox360, PS3, and even Nintendo Wii style, as well as in a variety of colors, these mini video game controller rings are the perfect gift idea for that special gamer in your life.

Dork out on a whole new level with these pencil socks. These geeky and eye catching yellow No. 2 pencil socks are perfect for a back to school outfit, or even a nerdy Halloween costume. These socks also go great with the white ruled paper notebook sock style.

Ever wonder what Mr. Fluffums would look like while wearing a dress or red flanel jacket? Wonder no more, with these animal clothes hangers you can keep your clothes hanging nice and tidy in your closet while also giving them an awesome cat or dog head.

Send a powerful message when you seal your letters with this ominous skull wax seal stamp. Perfect for mailing threatening letters filled with Anthrax to your Ex, the skull wax seal stamp is the quintessential tool in envelope sealing technology.

Chill your drink like a total badass using the skull ice cube mold. This ominous ice mold is shaped like a giant skull and is ideal for creating bone-chilling drinks. Due to its unusually large size, just one ice skull is all you’ll need to enjoy icy drinks the entire night.

The color changing skateboard grip tape will give your skating the flare it’s been missing without having to master any new and difficult tricks. This visually stimulating grip tape is waterproof and changes hue depending on the intensity of the sun and angle.

Level up your lackluster wardrobe with the Super Mario warp zone socks and experience a level of comfort softer than Lakitu’s floating cloud. These fashionable socks keep you warm and cozy with a nostalgic design guaranteed to make other gamers green with envy.

Cast a magic spell of added flavor onto your unseasoned dinner with help from these magic wand salt and pepper shakers. Featuring both black and white magic wands for easy distinction between the salt and pepper, these shakers are perfect for making cooking magical.

LEGOs are the building block of many great structures, but they can also be the building blocks for an ice cold drink with these LEGO man ice cube molds. Licensed by LEGO, these rubber molds are perfect for making ice or chocolate shaped LEGO men.

Enjoy the intoxicating aroma of your favorite sweets without consuming a single calorie with the Hershey’s syrup chocolate candle. The candle comes disguised like a small vat of delicious Hershey’s syrup that fills the entire room with a delicious aroma as soon as it’s lit.

If drinking out of a skull isn’t your thing, consider drinking out a radioactive waste barrel style drinking cup! The radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it, along with the traditional barrel design.

Throw away your slutty Halloween costumes, because this year you’re going to bring the true Halloween spirit back with this zipper face makeup kit. This incredibly disturbing zipper makeup kit features everything you need to create this intense look for Halloween.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of Uranus? One? Two? Ah-Three? Ah-Three! With these solar system lollipops you can experience the thrilling rush of devouring a planet in a single bite, or deliciously licking it down to a non-planet status size.

If you feel that the iPhone has become to mainstream, send it back to its hipster roots with this retro corded phone handset. It’s the perfect phone accessory for senior citizens who fear new age technology, and the ironic youth who have terrible taste in everything.

Now you can easily catch loose hair trimmings and degrade your child all at the same time with this wonderful haircut umbrella! Perfect for giving haircuts without the hair dropping on the floor, this haircut umbrella will ensure your children will resent you for the rest of your life.

Light up your bedroom at night with Science™! Creating a beautiful show of pink and purple lightning, these plasma bulb night lights are mini versions of the classic plasma light toy that we all were enthralled with as children, and makes a great gift idea for any kid’s room.

Gotta catch ‘em all – bacteria that is! With these giant microbe plushies you can hang out with all your favorites such as E. Coli, Swine Flu, and more! It’s the perfect gift idea for the scientist in your life, with no high powered microscope equipment necessary.

This over sized novelty nose shower gel dispenser is awesomely bad. Load it up with green shower gel, shampoo, face-scrub, or soap and you’ll have a tough time feeling like you’re cleaning yourself while squeezing out goopy liquid from a big nose to wash yourself.

In the not too distant future we will determine success by Likes and Dislikes. Got a “D-” on a math quiz? Now it’s just a “Dislike”. Received a promotion at your job? Now it’s simply a “Like” in your salary. Get with this new trend with this Facebook Like and Dislike Stamp.

If you’re tired of walking your dog in the rain and returning home with your dog dripping wet, then you need a Dog Umbrella. The Dog Umbrella is a see through umbrella that also works as a leash, keeping your dog in your control and out of the rain.

Never miss your mark in the middle of the night with these toilet illuminating strips. These clever strips glow in the dark so your late night trips to the toilet don’t end in a nasty mess thanks to your poor aim and bad vision. You’re welcome, men.

With the economy in the dumps, every member of your family needs to contribute to help pay the bills – including your dog. Now you can send Rover to the corporate world so he can earn his keep with these professional looking doggy business ties.

Thanks to the lawn drink holders, your precious brew will never again spill by accident during picnics or outdoor cookouts. This ergonomically designed holder easily sinks in to the ground and props up your booze so you can concentrate on the delicious grub at hand.

Turn your dog to the dark side with this Darth Vader dog costume. Included in this geeky dog costume is the iconic helmet and suit with gloves and the cape attached. Now all you need is a Sith bathrobe to be the perfect master to your dark apprentice.

If you wash your clothes at a coin operated laundromat, you know how annoying it is to lug around your dirty laundry. This portable laundry book bag helps you easily carry your laundry by allowing you to wear the bag on your shoulders, book bag style.

With it’s nifty built-in storage compartment, the Kangaroo water bottle is the simple solution to staying hydrated and also keeping your keys, ID, and money on you when you go running. The Kangaroo bottle comes in a wide variety of colors as well.

Eat sushi in style with these highly detailed miniature samurai sword chopsticks. These fully functional chopsticks are a great gift for anyone who is a heavy sushi eater or for anyone who simply enjoys Japanese culture.

Don’t let those worn down slivers of soap go to waste – now with the infinite stacking soap bar you can create a never ending bar of soap. When the bar whittles down to a sliver, just keep stacking. You’ll never deal with useless slivers of soap again.

When you feel your inner viking yearning to come out, nothing satisfies better than quality beer served in a pitcher shaped like an evil skull. This skull shaped beer pitcher also makes a great serving pitcher for Halloween parties or celebrating after vanquishing your enemies.

Stay organized and quit poisoning your body with ink when writing self reminders on your arms, wrists, and hands. Now you can write a reminder to yourself on these wrist watch post it notes that you wear on your wrist like a regular watch or bracelet.

The rich and soulful music of keyboard cat has warmed our hearts, and now you can pay tribute to this musical feline prodigy with the keyboard cat poster. Internet memes might come and go, but with the keyboard cat poster you’ll let his legacy live on forever.

Protect your hands when you foolishly forget that the oven is piping hot with these oven rack burn shields. Designed to allow you handle a heated oven rack with your vulnerable bare hands, these burn shields are perfect for the forgetful and clumsy cook.

Crack open a cold one with the most useful tool in your home – with the bottle opener remote control you can easily transition from popping open a six pack of imported nectar of the gods to changing the channel in seconds to that enthralling Honey Boo Boo TV show.

Your baby might not be able to grow a full mustache yet, but that is no excuse for leaving his upper lip exposed to the harsh elements. Now, with the mustache pacifier you can give your baby a bold and distinguished look so all the other newborns will fear and respect him.

Put your air guitar and face melting shredding skills to good use with this guitar cheese shredder. Perfect for the musician who loves to cook, the guitar cheese shredder comes in either Devil worshiper black or panty dropper red.

3D printer technology has reached the peak of its application with this amazing success kid figurine. This highly detailed 3D success kid internet meme collectible figurine will go great next to a Sad Keanu, or even a Joseph Ducreux figurine.

Add some romantic lighting and make a huge mess in your home with these bleeding skull candles. Guaranteed to give you that cool dripping candle effect, the bleed skull candle actually has holes in the eye sockets, so the melted wax will flow out of the eyeball area.

Never before has violence and alcohol meshed so perfectly than with these nunchuck beer can kits. Each kit comes with all the tools and materials you’ll need to transform your favorite beer brand into a pair of nunchucks so you can release your alcoholic warrior within.

Save your thumbs from getting smashed by your clumsy hammering skills with this magnetic nail holder. Designed to hold a nail in place while keeping your thumb a safe distance from the impact point, the magnetic nail holder is a must have tool for the clumsy handyman.

Never go to a barbeque without packing heat – these eye catching condiment dispenser guns will show everyone that you don’t mess around when it comes time to dispense ketchup and mustard. These plastic guns are easily washed and come with two re-usable cartridges.

Some people say the undead are worthless – but others have found ways to make them useful, such as turning them into bottle openers. The zombie bottle opener will easily pop open some cold ones, though the virus may spread to your drink.

Save the galaxy while simultaneously rewarding your taste buds by licking these savory Death Star lollipops. These hand-made intergalactic lollipops feature a smooth surface and intricate detailing guaranteed to satisfy the sweet tooth of any Star Wars fan.

You don’t have to be from Mordor, or even a LOTR fan to enjoy the delicious Eye of Sauron lollipops. These custom made treats feature an all-knowing, captivating eye design encased in dark sugar and covered with a clear coating that places the eye on display.

Are you a deep thinker in the shower, coming up brilliant ideas but never being able to write them down? Now you can think up tons of great ideas in the shower and capture them with these waterproof notepads. Each pad includes forty waterproof blank slates.

Extend the flow of your faucet with this clever plastic piece that works with just about any type of bathroom sink. It’s the perfect bathroom accessory for those poorly installed faucet spouts that don’t reach out far enough to allow you to properly wash your hands.

Complete your zombie apocalypse diorama with these disturbing plastic zombie men toys. Inspired by The Walking Dead zombie show and comic book, these Army Men toy like figurines come with ten zombies per bag – five brown and five green.

Keep your honey jar un-stickified with the honey syrup dispenser. The dispenser holds your honey better than the bear from the grocery store since it cleverly pours your honey into your coffee or tea and then retracts so that the sticky goo is kept from the jar.

These Ice Mold Shot Glasses are the perfect way to make sure that your liquor never goes warm and also makes sure nobody cradles their drink all night long – if you don’t down your shot quick enough it’ll melt away and spill over the negligent Debbie Downer.

Attacks happen when you least expect it – now you can always be prepared to defend yourself with this self defense shoelace insert. This potentially life saving self defense tool is made from a high impact plastic, giving your foot strikes a more powerful but non-lethal blow.

Beat your meat like it owes you money with this take no prisoners brass knuckles meat tenderizer. The meaner and surlier you get, the more that meat will melt in your mouth at dinnertime. And you’ll be in a better mood when you eat.

Now you can act out all of the greatest Star Wars Lightsaber battles with your own friends – these lightsabers are a great gift for kids or for Star Wars fans who are into dressing up in character. These lightsabers are lightweight and come with 22 LED bulbs inside.

Quit waiting for your hands to evolve into giant shovels so that you can build that mega sand castle you’ve always been dreaming of making. These Hand Shovels are the perfect way to scoop up sand, dirt, rocks, and more with ease using just your own hands.

Not all fairy-tales have a picture perfect beginning, and now you can honor those tumultuous times with the reluctant groom cake topper. This cake topper makes light of the groom’s cold feet and serves as undeniable proof of who really wears the pants.

Pizza cutting is serious business, and to get the job done right you need a serious tool: the circular pizza saw. This fully functional pizza circular saw is dishwasher safe and has a removable shield for easy clean up after you wreak havoc on the poor defenseless pizza.

Just like in Super Mario, you can now become invincible by picking up a light up star – except this one also doubles as a comfy pillow. The light up star pillow is a battery operated color changing throw pillow that is a great gift idea for sleepovers and Super Mario fans.

Stop looking up to the heavens in search of answers – everything you need can be found in the good book of booze. The Holy Bible flask is perfect for getting drunk and looking like a saint all at the same time – just don’t get wasted and start preaching to strangers.

Light up the sky with these easy and fun to use Chinese Flying Lanterns. Simply light the bottom of the lantern, let it fill it up with hot air, release it, and watch it fly away! These Flying Lanterns are sure to create a lasting memory whenever they are lit.

Get intimate with your partner like never before with Fundies – the underwear designed for two people. The two person underwear is great for ensuring sexytime for the man, and snuggles afterwards for the woman, so it’s win-win. This underwear is also great if you’re really obese.

Get yourself on the fast track to healthy eating with egg yolk separator. This ingenious cooking aid easily scoops up the yolk once you pour the egg into the bowl without creating a mess or popping the yolk, so you’re left with a healthier albeit not as tasty breakfast.

Live your life on the edge by washing your hands with grenades! These hand grenade soap bars are custom made to look like the standard issue World War II style steel body hand grenade and make a cool house warming gift for military families.

If you loved playing with transformers as a kid, you’ll love this Transforming USB flash drive. Equipped with four gigs of memory and built to look like Ravage, the decepticon transforming jungle cat definitely has more than meets the eye.

Lift up your anchor and set sail for cleanliness with these adorably clever sailboat napkin holders. Available in either black or red colors, the sailboat napkin holders are a cute way to display your napkins on a kid’s table, a dinner table, or just a kitchen counter-top.

Attract all the hippie chicks and liberal babes on campus as soon as they catch a whiff of the cannabis flower cologne emanating from your hemp shirt and knitted beanie. This rare scent is so pungent, just one or two sprays is all you’ll need to carry you through the entire day.

Handle your steak, chicken, and other meats like the barbarian warlord that you really are with these bear claw meat forks. The bear claw meat forks are great for barbequing and make a great gift for dad or people who love to cook.

Transform those dull walls in your home to chalkboards just like you had in school! Applied just like regular paint, the chalkboard wall paint goes on easily to any wall surface and when it dries you’ll have yourself a genuine chalkboard to write and draw on.

This Monopoly money tie oozes swagger. A great tie to wear to important meetings, or on first dates. The Monopoly money tie conveys a certain level of sophistication that a regular striped pattern just never could; the Monopoly money tie tells the world “I’ve made it”.

These shotgun shot glasses are probably the only time you want to take a 12 gauge to the face. Makes a great gift for those who love guns, alcohol, and drinking. Also possibly the only fun way mix guns and alcohol and not have things end badly.

Add some variety to your plain garden with these garden battle gnomes that are pumped and ready for war. These garden battle gnomes are great for lawns, but also look swanky as your cubicle watch guard and make a great gift for the home.

Support Cloning – It could be awesome! This hilarious shirt was created by the brilliant Mike Jacobsen, and gets straight down to business when it comes to reasons for cloning: fights to the death.

Give off a rainbow of colored flames with this fire coloring kit. Using flammable color crystals, you simply toss them in the fire and watch as the flames display a beautiful variety of reds, oranges, greens and blues. Perfect for camping or just spicing up the old fireplace.

Ruin someone’s day by anonymously sending them a box of crap with this devious elephant shit delivery service. If elephant shit isn’t good enough for your revenge tactics, you can even up the ante to gorilla dung – it’s guaranteed to make someone go ape shit with rage.

Add some apocalyptic macabre to your fridge with these ghoulish zombie magnets. Every zombie is made up of ten smaller magnets that combine to form a graphic and decomposing carcass you can display whole or split up when you need the extra magnets.

Aside from opening beer bottles with your eye socket, this switch blade bottle opener will be the coolest way you’ll ever crack open some cold ones. Just flick the switch like a regular switchblade knife, and you’ll be the envy of all your alcoholic buddies.

A fun twist on regular ice cream, now you can drop square scoops of ice cream out onto an ice cream cone, plate, or get really creative with other deserts mixed in. This square ice cream scooper has a trendy design and is easy to clean up too.

Blend the real world with the 8 bit world with this fun pixelated 8 bit shirt tie. The 8 bit tie comes in blue or red and has jagged edges that remind us of a simpler time when graphics were pixelated and an italian plumber named Mario was all the rage.

It was so sad when Tom Hanks lost his only friend after they spent all of that time together tanning, losing weight, catching fish, and getting deathly ill. Make sure you never lose your WILSONNNNNN by stocking up on these blood drenched volleyballs for your cave.

Enjoy a game of Russian Roulette with the whole family where nobody has to die – this water balloon version of the deadly roulette game plays with similar rules, only the loser walks away with completely soaked clothing and not a bullet in the head.

Crime fighting never stops. Now you can help ward off evil doers in your own home with these superhero caped glasses. Regardless of whether you roll with Batman or Superman, both of these glasses are dishwasher safe with a removable cape.

Show off your geeky family tree with these Star Wars themed family car stickers. Featuring fifty stickers ranging from Jedis to bounty hunters, these Star Wars car stickers have something for everyone in the family, whether you’re rebel scum or an oppressive imperial.

Teach your children about the greatness of Bill Murray, or relive all his classic roles yourself by coloring in scenes from all his movies. The Bill Murray coloring book, formally known as Thrill Murray, has everything from Ghostbusters to Lost In Translation to color in.

Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these clever offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.

Keep your valuables hidden where nobody would want to look with the stained underwear wallet. These doo-doo stained tighty whiteys will allow you to keep your valuables in plain sight, and are great for ensuring your stuff is left alone by security while traveling by plane.

Blow people’s minds away at the next Sunday barbeque when you hand them hamburger meat in a hot dog bun – the ham dogger is a brilliant meat mold that allows you to take beef and contour it into a traditional hot dog shape, giving a fun twist on burgers and hot dogs.

Give your morning cup of coffee a geeky twist with this Tetris heat changing cup. This officially licensed twelve ounce cup will transform in seconds to a colorful game of Tetris when you add any hot beverage to it, making it a great gift idea for old school gamers.

Live long, prosper, and bake amazing cookies without the risk of getting burned. This Star Trek Spock oven mitt will make sure that hands stay logically protected while baking. The oven mitt will also keep baking peaceful, considerate, and quite reasonable.

Put the finishing touches on your lavish game room at home with these arcade light plates. Not only are these arcade light switches fully functional, but they also light up in the dark and emit classic arcade sound bits when you press the buttons.

Scare the hell out of your guests when you serve them with these terrifying “You Have Just Been Poisoned” glasses. Perfect for serving to people you secretly hate, or for just playing pranks on friends, the “You Have Just Been Poisoned” glass has a variety of applications.

Project an awe inspiring double rainbow anywhere in your home with this rainbow light projector. Perfect for brightening up a kid’s room with a beautiful display of colors, the rainbow light projector will have your kids crying tears of joy.

Give your office corkboard a taste of the macabre with Medieval weapon push pins, the only push pins that are manufactured after real weapons of the Dark Ages. You can exact revenge on expense accounts or employee contact lists with daggers, axes, and swords.

Nothing’s quite as effective as the Gameboy soap bar for removing all the grime and sweat that result after an arduous day of gaming. This awesome soap bar will take you on a nostalgic ride that leaves you feeling and smelling springtime fresh.

Win the heart of that special geeky girl in your life with this pixelated 8-bit rose. It’s the perfect romantic gift idea for your Player 2, and unlike the real type, this pixelated 8-bit rose will never wither or die, just like the love you have for your geek.

Score some major brownie points by surprising your geeky gamer girlfriend with the 8-bit flower bouquet. This adorable bouquet is always cheerful and will never wilt away. It’s the ideal way to show your sweetie just how swell you think she is.

Level up your collection of geeky jewelry with one of these nostalgic Nintendo cartridge rings. Available in a variety of styles – including the legendary gold Zelda cartridge – these highly detailed rings are the perfect gift idea for the old school gamer.

Cooking just got easier thanks to the boiler water whistler. Simply place the floating device into a heated pot, and once the water reaches a boiling point this ingenious cooking tool will whistle its ears off so you’ll know it’s time to begin the next stage of your cook.

Get your favorite Instagram pictures turned into mini fridge magnets with this conversion service offered by Stickygram. Now all you have to worry about is finding actual interesting photos worth printing out, instead of pictures of what you had for lunch with artsy filters.

Never go to war against your written mistakes without an over-sized green Army man eraser by your side. Styled after the nostalgic green Army men plastic toys, this loyal writing companion will easily correct your penciled-in mistakes.

Give your laptop some serious street gaming cred when you transform its appearance with the Street Fighter MacBook sticker. This sticker is made with transparent vinyl and displays the powerful Ryu turning the Apple logo into the power source of his next hadouken.

Everything you know is a lie. Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass. This novelty beer glass is dishwasher safe, holds 12 ounces and is a cool gift for parties and will be an instant conversation piece.

It’s just a flesh wound! The black knight is the bravest knight in all the land, willing to fight til he is nothing more than a stump. This fourteen inch tall fully dismemberable black knight plush toy is a must have item for fans of the Monty Python movies.

Let everyone know what a hardcore thug you are without the life long commitment of a real tattoo with these full size Thug Life temporary tattoos. Included in this pack are four thuggish temporary tattoos, enough for you and your crew of true to the street homies.

People keep telling you to get a life, but now you can finally show them that they’re idiots – you’re already at full health with these geeky life bar necklaces that also glows in the dark! Inspired by retro video games life bar displays, these necklaces are perfect for a stylish geek.

Create home made mini ice cream sandwiches with this cute ice cream maker that uses no batteries; simply gather your favorite store bought ingredients and add a dash of gluttony and you’ll be making your own custom mini ice cream sandwiches in no time!

Ponder the meaning of life and wash your hands at the same time with these human fetus soap bars. Each one of these strange soap bars are made using goat’s milk soap and lavender oil for a fresh aroma and moisturizing feeling. The fetuses are synthetic molds.

Now you can cast some disturbing shadows on your walls with these zombie shadow casters. Perfect for zombie themed parties, simply place these mini mahogany zombies in front of a small candle and a realistic zombie silhouette will appear behind it.

Gamers have always known that smart phones are somewhat of a gaming gimmick, with their touch screens lacking the physical buttons to be taken as a serious platform. But now with the Gameklip attachment you can turn your smart phone into a true gaming device!

Get into the Christmas spirit with these edible candy cane spoons. Included in this eating utensil set are six peppermint candy cane spoons that will add a tasty and holiday packed flavor when you use it to stir your hot chocolate drink.

Things are about go get a lot more colorful in LEGO town now that the Breaking Bad LEGOs have decided to move in. With their addictive brand of blue brick candy, they’ll add the touch of realism your plastic LEGO utopian society has been fiending for.

Are you looking for a beer glass that tells the world how hardcore you are, but keep getting dirty looks from strangers when you drink out of the actual human skulls of your defeated enemies? Now with the skull glass mug, you can be civilized yet honor your barbaric roots.

Channel the 8-Bit power of hand held technology when you start baking with the Nintendo Power Glove oven mitt. The oven mitt features an functional yet nostalgic design ideal for old school gamers looking to get cooking with POWER!

At long last, educators everywhere will be able to accurately grade essays with help from the bullshit stamp. Whenever a slacker tries to pass off their B.S. as quality and well-researched material, just bust out the stamp and call them out on their utter bullshit.

Feel just like the mighty Zeus as you hold the lightning bolt power strip in your hands. This clever power strip protects against electrical surges and has space for up to six outlets. It also makes a great addition for any whimsical computer room or children’s play room.

The endangered species eraser demonstrates that making mistakes can sometimes be a good thing, at least for the planet. The erasers are shaped like various endangered species as a means to raise awareness with a percentage of the purchase donated to the cause.

Modern man has evolved significantly over the past few decades – he’s more in touch with his feelings, he cares about how he dresses, but how can he scratch his balls without looking like a pig? Nine out of ten gentlemen agree, the gentleman’s ball scratcher is the clear solution.

Now you can make cookies and brownies or even cakes on a stick with this Cakesicle cooking pan! It is a non stick pan and includes 24 sticks. It’s a great gift for moms or anyone who likes to bake.

Sleep in comfort while disturbing any curious onlookers with these blood pool pillows that make you look like you’re lying in a pool of your own blood. Made from soft velvet, these bloody pool pillows are perfect for those late cram sessions at a crowded library.

If you are so hungry you could eat a horse, then get this spaghetti measuring tool to ensure you grab the right amount for a horse to pasta ratio. Or if you are just looking to cook for a few people, the spaghetti measuring tool can help you grab just the right amount too.

If somehow you are still sober after playing a couple of games of shot glass checkers then you should try satisfying your bottomless pit of a liver with this shot glass roulette drinking game! Makes a great gift for alcoholics and gamblers alike.

You didn’t choose the Pug Life, the Pug Life chose you. And now with the Pug face shirt you can command the attention of all the bitches female dogs in the room while wearing this shirt. But if pugs aren’t your fancy, you can also get Labrador, Bulldog, or kitten style shirts.

Looking to attract gamer nerds with reckless abandon? These video game inspired health and mana potion earrings will score huge points with the geeky fellas, so you’ll be able to choose from an endless amount of interested guys who have no idea how to please you.

A tribute to the original Nintendo Entertainment System, this fully functional bi-fold wallet looks just like the NES Controller that for many us was the means by which we were to become addicted to gaming.

Mother Nature’s original pillow has finally been redesigned. The Log Pillow is softer, friendlier, and has a better personality than your typical wooden log. While you can’t build a fire with it, the Log Pillow works great for camping trips, pillow fights, and even makes a great friend.

You love Han Solo, he knows – and now you can add to your collection of Star Wars gear with this Han Solo frozen in carbonite iPhone case. These flexible silicone Han Solo cases are available in both black and white colors, and are a must have for Star Wars fans.

The best sexual innuendo joke ever is now here to bring smiles to immature minds in shirt form. Everyone loves taking innocent comments and making them sound suggestive, and the That’s What She Said shirt will show everyone your commitment to keeping it up.

Bring some humor to your doorstop with the ice cream cone door stop. Guests will wonder why there’s a melting ice cream cone stuffed under your door. You might have to clarify you’re not a slovenly mess since ice cream on the floor might be pretty gross.

From Caddyshack to Groundhog Day to Ghostbusters to Zombieland, Bill Murray is an incredible human being. Celebrate your love for Bill Murray with this art poster showcasing him in the many movies roles Mr. Murray has starred (or stolen the show) in.

If you’re in the market for some serious bottle opening power, there’s nothing more fit for the job than these beer bottle opening wrenches. Each one of these tools started out as a real heavy duty wrench, but now they are modified for one purpose: cracking open a cold one.

Now your garbage can go sleep with the fishes thanks to these goldfish garbage bags. Featuring little goldfish scattered throughout, these cute trash bags will make the boring task of tossing out the trash at least somewhat enjoyable.

The magnetic egg paperclip nest brings a little bit of nature to the sterile office environment. The egg itself contains a strong magnet, which will attract your twig-like paperclips in a nest shape. This device keeps your clips sorted and protected from predators.

These rechargeable batteries are just a tad bit cooler than your typical rechargeable batteries. These rechargeable batteries plug into your USB slot on your computer to get their juice reinvigorated.

Yo dawg, we heard you like Xzibit, so we made you a 3D printed exhibit of Xzibit so you can exhibit your passion for all things Xzibit. This classic internet meme stands an impressive inch and half in stature, and will go great with your other 3D printed memes.

Give the gift of good hygiene to your gamer buddies with these video game controller shaped soap bars. Designed to look identical to actual controllers from vintage and recent game consoles, these video game soap bars are a must have bathroom accessory for gamers.

You do everything your with your dog – so why not drink with him too? With Bowser, the beer for the dogs, your best friend can join you on nights of drunken debauchery – acting as your wingman while picking up chicks, and having your back while you foolishly fight larger men.

Learn how to create amazing works of art with the money origami instruction book. This book will teach you how to create incredible sculptures using the dollar bills in your wallet. Even with the dollar on the decline, your money will keep face value thanks to this ancient art.

Now you can stop stumbling to open the front door to your house late at night with this solar touch keyhole light. Regardless of whether you have trouble seeing at night or are just drunk, this solar powered keyhole light will make finding the front door key hole a breeze.

Nothing will reassure your frightened offspring that everything is alright quite like the baby panda nightlight. This cute nightlight is styled like an adorable and cuddly cartoon panda that emits a soothing glow ideal for lighting a dark room and keeping the boogie man at bay.

Carry around your stuff in these vintage medic messenger bags that real men used during battle; if this messenger bag worked for them in World War II, it can certainly carry around chap stick and other sissy items you haul around.

Enjoy a full moon every night and keep your bed room lit up with the Moon Wall Light. This bed room light has a built in sensor that activates the Moon’s illumination when the room starts getting dark and makes a cool gift for a kid’s room.

Ditch the lame headset and talk to your friends like an old fashioned radio talk show host with this Retro USB Microphone for your PC. In addition to the retro style, this USB microphone also includes noise canceling and natural sound reproduction technology.

Keep those savory potato chips from going stale with this clever potato chip bag re-sealer. Perfect for keeping ants out and for locking in freshness, the bag re-sealer works in seconds and is especially great for bigger bags that are bought in bulk.

These hand made finger puppets wonderfully capture the essence of Bob Ross, the amazing man who taught us the joy of painting. With these finger puppets, you can keep Bob Ross’ legacy going by teaching a younger generation the joy of painting.

Hyrule is a dangerous place to venture alone – take these house keys! Easy to mount while not causing any damage to your walls, these nostalgic key hangers are a must have household item for old school Legend of Zelda fans.

For the handyman with a sweet tooth, nothing satisfies better than these edible chocolate construction tools. What these delectable pieces of chocolate shaped like tools lack in tensile strength, they more than make up for in flavor and overall deliciousness.

Work on your stroke while you do work on the porcelain throne with this mini-golf putting game. Perfect for any size bathroom, the toilet mini-golf game is a great gift idea for the golfing enthusiast and comes with a putting green, two balls, and a mini putter.

Share something special with your best friend without being cliché – the peanut butter and jelly sandwich necklaces are a cute twist on the heart necklaces broken in half and worn between two good friends. Now all you have to figure out is are you a PB or J person.

This pocket size toolkit is as thin as a credit card so it can easily fit in your wallet. Aside from being as thin as a credit card, this toolkit includes a knife, compass, magnification lens, tweezers, screwdriver, bottle opener, and a toothpick!

Cook your hot dog with this funny and clever anatomically correct hot dog cooker statue made from stainless steel. The statue not only will entertain guests, but it will also allow you to get a slow cook on the hot dogs as they float above the grill.

Watch time melt away with these artsy melting clocks. Designed to be placed on a shelf or mantle and give off the appear that the clock is slowly melting away. Perfect for the home or office, these melting clocks will add a unique look anywhere you decide to place it.

Crack your beer open right in the kitchen. The simple, sleek bottle opener fridge magnet is the perfect accessory for any fridge that holds beer. Never lose your bottle opener with this fridge magnet — it’s right in view before and after you reach in to grab a cold one.

Your dog is already a terrifying beast, so give him the best outlet for his reign of terror with the raptor dog costume. This costume turns your lap dog into a tiny version of T-Rex, the king of all dinosaurs. It will match his tiny, vicious howl.

Let everyone know you mean business by drinking your favorite refreshments out of a skull! Well… A glass skull, to be specific. This glass skull drinking cup holds up to sixteen ounces of liquid and adds character to any drinking set.

This battery operated mini erupting volcano lamp is the ultimate hypnotizing item to place on your home/office desk. The volcano lights up and spews out little red hot lava balls in a constant mesmerizing motion, that will keep your eyes glued to it for hours.

You bastard! Now you’ll have to kill Kenny every time you want to get your data. This custom built South Park USB drive was created by installing a flash drive into the head of the officially licensed mini Kenny toy. Also available is a less exciting version already built.

This novelty iPhone case is a tribute to the greatest portable gaming device ever… so it’s no coincidence that the Gameboy iPhone case may just be the greatest iPhone case ever. Share the Nintendo love by giving this iPhone case to a fellow gamer.

Vinyl records might be an obsolete technology but they function perfectly as dinner placemats. Easy to clean and dishwasher safe, these vinyl record dinner placemats are a great gift idea for the vintage record junkies, and are perfect for music themed parties.

Bombard your liver with alcohol delivered from these bombs away shot glasses. These unique shot glasses feature an interior mold that will fill up in the shape of a classic bomb, making them ideal for drinking Jagerbombs, Irish car bombs, or even cherry bombs.

Set a romantic spacey mood to your bedroom with this star projector. With a rotating base and compass-point alignments, the cosmos star projector is perfect for giving some enchanting lighting for a kid’s room, or even for a romantic bedroom setup.

Stop drinking with those sissy plastic straws – you’re a grown ass man and now you can drink like one too with the metal drinking straw. This titanium drinking straw is so tough you might even find it beating up those wimpy straws in the pantry cabinet when you aren’t looking.

Everyone needs a convenient USB hub, so he or she can keep track of the phone plug, the camera plug, and the mouse plug — with this battleship USB hub, you can keep track of all of the above while making boat and bomb noises under your breath.

You’re tough and you know it, now let the rest of the world know it too every time you sport the ‘I’m Fine’ bloody shirt. Even after the freak accident left you with an enormous blood-drenched gash over your right kidney you’ll be just fine; after all, it’s only a flesh wound.

The camera lens shot glass is one of the coolest novelty shot glasses ever created. This highly detailed shot glass is made to look like a real camera lens, and is a must have item for alcoholic photography enthusiasts. Included are three ceramic camera lens shot glasses.

Keep your drink insulated and your hands dry with this cute monster shark drink cozy. Hand knit from machine washable acrylic, these shark drink cozies come in a variety of colors and make a great gift for a Shark Week themed drinking party!

Prepare your coffee in the morning as easily as you do a cup of tea with these clever coffee drip bags. All that is required is to tear open the coffee drip bag and place it over the cup, pour a cup of boiling water over it and voila – hot and delicious gourmet coffee!

Give your cat a sophisticated look with these wearable hats for cats. With everything from fedoras to pink sombreros to choose from, these adorable cat hats will easily make Mr. Fluffums look like the classiest feline on the block. Don’t wait – buy a cat hat right meow!

Make your kid look like a creative soldier of fortune with this crayon ammo bandolier. Perfect for carrying around a large selection of crayons, this nifty crayon bandolier comes in a variety of colors and will ensure your child never gets beat up in school.

Show off the solar system with these glow in the dark underwears. Available in male and female styles, the glow in the dark underwear features stars, planets, moons, and asteroids reminiscent of the glow in the dark outer space stickers we all enjoyed from our youth.

Leave a message on your door and easily change it later to something else with this clever chalkboard door hanger. Able to fit over most door knobs, this double sided chalkboard door hanger comes with two pieces of chalk, a mini eraser, and the hang-able chalkboard.

Scare the life out of your fellow arachnophobe friends with this remote control tarantula with light up spider eyes. This 1:1 scale R/C spider has a furry texture as well as independent leg movement to seem even more like it’s real life counter part.

If you want to make it into the pros, you’ll need to practice all day and all night. And now with the glow in the dark basketball, playing ball in the darkness is no longer an issue as this light up ball will keep the training sessions and pick up games lasting til midnight.

The cake isn’t a lie! At long last you can bake and devour your very own delectable Portal themed cake with help from this officially licensed Aperture Laboratories cake mix that includes everything you need to get started. Your test subjects friends will be pleased.

With the baby shark costume your little human will look down right vicious at any costume party he attends. This comfortably fitting costume is equipped with fins and some adorably ferocious teeth that will combine for one very charming looking land shark.

Going green just got even easier. This grass charging station is a fun twist on the popular charging stations you see available to recharge your electronic devices – cellphone, cameras, ipods, etc. – without having any exposed power cords.

The multi outlet plug man is a 4 plug outlet divider that is shaped like a little hang man. This outlet plug man is useful when connecting large A/C electronics that often times block the adjacent outlet in a typical multi plug outlet strip.

Transport your data with those clever little skateboard USB drives. Available in a huge variety of skateboard designs from Zoo York to Birdhouse, these USB drives hold up to four gigabytes of data and a cool gift idea for the geeky skater.

Make your stainless steel refrigerator look even sexier with a disembodied sexy, female leg bottle opener fridge magnet. Body parts on refrigerators are always sexy — what’s even better is that this one will actually open your beer for you.

Keep your outdoor dogs hydrated even if you aren’t around with this auto refilling dog bowl. This clever water bowl connects to any standard size garden hose, making it easy to setup so you can keep any outdoor dog or cat properly supplied with water.

Instead of eating out of non-edible bowls like a healthy person would, you can now eat from artery clogging cookie bowls! This Cookie Bowl mold has six cavity molds to allow you to easily make delicious cookie bowls that will turn any meal time into an epic meal time.

Now you can get mugged on the streets for even your key chains with these fresh to death Air Jordan key chains. Guaranteed to have ghetto people fixing to rob you, these ballerific key chains are highly detailed mini Air Jordans, and are great gift idea for sneakerheads.

The Plug Mug is a coffee mug with a detachable plug that you keep on you to stop others from every being able to use your mug. This plug mug is great for use at the office where you are convinced your co-workers are the source of every popular disease known to man.

Remember how great the 1980s were? We don’t either! Now you can mockingly honor the decade known best for cocaine and bad fashion with this 80s style iPhone case that will turn your sleek iPhone into a bulky and cumbersome brick like device.

Make pizza in the shape of an ice cream cone with this incredible pizza cone maker kit. Included in this easy to use kit are two pizza cones that have a non-stick coating for easy cleanup, along with easy to follow instructions so you’ll be clogging your arteries in no time.

En garde! Now you can go to have duels with popsicles thanks to this clever sword popsicle ice tray. Featuring five different sword types, from scimitars to broad swords to sabres, the sword popsicle ice tray will have something for everyone.

Engage in the robotic equivalent of Rocky Balboa versus Apollo Creed with these equally matched icons of boxing known as the Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots. This classic game of robots duking it out will have your own head getting knocked off from nostalgia alone.

This is one bubble wrap sheet you’d be wise not to pop. The bubble wrap oven mitts are perfect for popping some food into the oven without burning your delicate hands as they will be well packaged in these functional and unpoppable baking mitts.

Hide valuables in plain sight with this secret stash container made from a real hollowed out 3/4″ machine bolt. Great for storing and hiding small items or money in hard to find places, such as in the garage where bolts like this one would be blend in perfectly.

Give your children the comfort of knowing the Dark Knight personally watches over them with this Batman nightlight. Featuring the authentic comic book Batman logo, this crime fighting nightlight is the one your children deserve, but not the one they need right now.

Carry around your petty cash in a wallet that looks like it’s a stack of 100 dollar bills! It’s a great way to fool people into thinking you’re pulling out a wad of cash when you’re more than likely broker than dirt. It’s also a cool wallet to own when you want to get mugged.

Get into some intense games of fetch the ball with your dog with this sling shot style ball launcher. Capable of shooting a tennis ball up to 220 feet in distance, this slingshot tennis ball launcher is great for a day at the park with your dog.

Let the fine smoke fill your home with this Ent Tree Incense Burner. This unique burner uses cone shaped incense candles and slowly releases smoke from the top of his head, giving off a very cool effect while also making your home smell great.

Give a warm and natural look to your MacBook with this wood vinyl MacBook decal. This easy to apply MacBook decal will make your trendy laptop look like it was crafted out a hefty log and add tons of character to an already excellent product.

Play a thrilling game of chess wherever you go with this clever chalk chess set. With both white and black chalk game pieces, you’ll be able to to draw a game board on a variety of surfaces, which adds a fun twist to an already exciting thinking man’s game.

Though the zombie apocalypse is several years away from fruition, the zombie doorstop is still a helpful reminder that our doors will soon be under siege by zombies. The zombie doorstop is a fully functional door stop that works on all floors.

Checkers was fun when you were a kid, but now that you’re all grown up you’ve probably wondered how you can still enjoy the game while still satisfying your drinking problem. The answer: shotglass checkers. Nothing gets a party going better than checkers and alcohol.

You rent movies through the mail, why not rent your ties? Tie Society is like Netflix for ties – for a monthly fee you can rent a select amount of ties, just as you do with movies on Netflix. This monthly subscription makes a great gift for dad, with tons of high quality ties to choose from.

Organize your desk without cluttering it with storage shelves with these flip up keyboards that have a hidden storage compartment for pens, highlighters, business cards, papers, and any other typical office supplies you’ve got lying around on your desk.

Use the force to bake some delicious munchies with these Star Wars cookie cutters. With a set of four classic Star Wars molds, your young Padawans will jump at the chance to bake and intricately style each and every geeky cookie that pops out of the oven.

Keep your doors open while freaking out your house guests with these tentacle doorstops that look like a sea monster is creeping in from under the door. Perfect for any type of flooring and created by hand, each doorstop is unique in shape and color.

Tired of being treated amazingly by strangers because of your dashing good looks? Want to experience the world while being treated like a disgusting slob? Well now you can with the permanently sweaty shirt that comes with sweat and pit stains that will never come off.

Your romantic night doesn’t have to come to an end just because of a little rain – the two person umbrella will allow you and your date to stay dry while also facilitating you to get in each others comfort zone… making the two person umbrella the ultimate wingman.

Make a delicious artery clogging hamburger like never before with the stuffed hamburger press. Regardless of whether you want to stuff your burger with cheese, bacon, or pure lard, the hamburger press makes it a cinch. Just grab your ingredients, stuff it, and press it.

Unlike in school, the chalkboard coasters make it fun to get your name written up on the board. These handy coasters allow you to write a short message or name on the actual coaster so you never misplace your drink while at a party or other social event.

Thanks to the escape prevention dog harness you can finally let your small dog run free in the yard without worrying about them slipping through any small spaces. The harness’s humane design fits comfortably and contains a 10 ½” pole that prevents attempted escapes.

This high quality and super detailed camera lens is actually a coffee mug you can drink out of! The camera lens coffee mug is a great gift for photography enthusiasts, and will surely turn many heads when people see you drinking out of it.

A long time ago in an alternate galaxy far, far away zombies overtook the Death Star and created the largest zombie military force ever assembled. Oddly enough, becoming undead somehow improved the horrible shooting accuracy for storm troopers.

It’s rumored that Jedi knights get their high connection to the force because of all the sushi they eat. You too can be a Jedi if you eat enough sushi while using these lightsaber chopsticks… well, probably not – but they are pretty cool chopsticks!

Keep your cereal from getting soggy with the Obol “never soggy” cereal bowl. This one a kind cereal bowl is divided into two sections – one for your milk and one for your cereal. The Obol is also great for soup and crackers, chips and salsa, and cookies and milk.

This is one time where you won’t need to worry about air bubbles while drinking from Das Boot! These mini Das Boot shot glasses are a fun way to get wasted like the mighty Germans do. Included in this set are three mini Das Boot shot glasses that each hold 1.5 ounces.

Whiskey stones are freezable naturally mined soapstones that will keep your drink cold but won’t water it down. The whiskey stones will keep your drink cold up to an hour, allowing you to savor the delicious whiskey or other liquor of your choice.

If you’re a computer geek but high end computer mouses aren’t your thing then you’ll love the pixel mouse. Designed to look like a pixelated pointer hand, this geeky computer mouse is a cool gift idea for geeks and fans of the old school pixelated computer hands.

The great white shark book bag is a great way for kids to let everyone know they roll deep with the baddest mofos in the ocean, the great white shark. It’s been reported that owners of the great white shark book bag live longer and more lucrative lives too.

Forget to bring your guitar to band practice? No worries, now you can rock out wherever you go with this fully playable Guitar shirt that comes with a mini guitar amp speaker that outputs all major chords as you strum out the guitar using the included magnetic guitar pick.

Nothing says “I love you” quite like fetching a tasty sandwich for that special guy in your life. This hilarious parody of the Back To The Future logo makes a great gift for the girlfriend or wife, and will ensure you sleep on the couch for at least a week.

Let your house guests know how intense you really are with these officially licensed Dexter Blood Sample Coasters. Regardless of whether you enjoy the TV show or are just really into serial killing, these coasters will be a great fit in your home.

Add some geekyness to this year’s festivities with this unique 8-Bit LED Holiday Wreath. This pixelated wreath features flashing gold coins, a one up mushroom, an old school controller, and other nostalgic bits that honor and celebrate all the great games we grew up on.

The cake might have been a lie, but Portal themed cookies more than make up for it. With all the classic shapes like the companion cube, turret, and running subjects, these Portal cookie cutters are the perfect baking tool to make some deliciously geeky cookies.

Stop having loose change, pieces of food, cell phones, or even your car keys drop in that merciless gap between your car seat and the center console. The car gap catcher works for any car, just slip the catcher wedge in place and instantly that gap is gone!

Encase a real spider in a clear acrylic mouse and watch as your computer or laptop quickly becomes the least used PC at your home or office. Available in multiple arachnoid and insect styles, these real spider mouses are ideal for arachnoid lovers.

Now you can easily have a cup holder on your desk with these clip on desk cup holders. No longer must you place your drink on top of your desk, dirtying the glass, warping the wooden top, or risking knocking over and spilling your drink all over your keyboard and mouse.

Show off your artistic side with this iPhone case that looks like a painter’s set of watercolors. These hand made iPhone cases are available in three different case colors and are a perfect gift idea for painters or people with a creative side in general.

Arm yourself with some killer keys with these pistol shaped key covers. Featuring both the traditional handgun and magnum styles, this two pack of deadly rubber key covers make an excellent gift idea to pass out at the local NRA meetings.

Light up your bedroom or hallway with this groovy lava lamp night light. Operating in the same hypnotizing manner as the full size models, the lava lamp night light is perfect for setting the mood for a pothead’s unorthodox styled bedroom.

One does not simply become a Hobbit, but with these Hobbit’s feet slippers you can transform your clean feet into gross and furry Halfling feet. These comfy plush slippers are perfect for a trip to the Shire, and make a great gift idea for Lord of the Rings fans.

Quit making those sloppy cuts with your normal scissors – now you can cut stuff up with laser like precision thanks to these laser guided scissors! These scissors are perfect for arts and crafts, gift wrapping, scrap booking, and even cutting hair.

Get yourself wasted in less than 12 parsecs with this geeky Star Wars Millennium Falcon bottle opener. Perfect for any cantina, the Millennium Falcon bottle opener features a metal framed body with a convenient magnet placed on the back of it.

Set the mood with these hand sculpted brain candles. Perfect for burning a brain cell or two, the brain candle is an unscented – what exactly does a brain smell like anyway? – candle that is perfect for Halloween parties, but also makes a great gift idea for brain surgeons.

Now you can gulp down 200 CCs of doctor recommended Boozemin and look like a medically prescribed drunk with this booze prescription flask. Capable of holding 7 ounces of alcohol, this novelty prescription flask makes a great gift idea for doctors.

Quit trying to serve guests your nasty balls at your BBQ – now you can whip up some meatballs grilled to perfection with this clever BBQ meatball grilling basket. The basket is capable of holding up to 12 meatballs at once, so you can have a delicious dozen ready fast.

Why so shivery?! With the Joker snuggie style blanket you can keep warm this winter while also creating chaos and pandemonium in your home. Just remember that a Batman snuggie blanket wearer is never far away, and will stop at nothing to foil your plans.

Get every last bit of precious toothpaste out and save money with this practical toothpaste wringer. The toothpaste wringer is designed to stabilize the tube, and wind up to release the last tidbits of your tube’s contents. It’s a must have tool for the frugal.

Tantalize your senses and smell like terrible delicious hand tossed pizza with the Pizza Hut perfume. Guaranteed to make you start hating America, the Pizza Hut perfume fittingly started as a joke but now has been turned into a real perfume sold in very limited quantity.

The first rule of Fight Club is you don’t talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is you always make sure you wash up afterwards – and now you can clean yourself up with the iconic Fight Club soap bar. It’s made with human fat and caffeine.

The ninja disguise costume is ideal for wearing at social gatherings where making a clean getaway from dull conversations is top priority. As soon as a square asks ‘about your ninja disguise’, flip the front to summon your inner ninja and flee the scene.

Brighten up any morning with a balanced breakfast made using the sunny side up egg mold. This novelty mold creates picture perfect eggs with a bright sunny yolk and a fluffy egg white cloud surrounding it. Breakfast has never looked so cheerful.

For geeky parents of twins, nothing will look better adorned on your offspring then these copy and paste twin shirts. These clever shirts will let the whole world know that your twin pregnancy was simply an accidental miss-click of pressing control and ‘V’.

Sip on your sizzurp fine brandy with this clever brandy drinking pipe. Featuring a unique design that enhances the flavor of your liquor along with a built in straw, the brandy pipe is the classiest way for a fine gentleman to get his drink on.

Let the piranha coffee mug help you begin your workday with the same aggressive go-get-em attitude they’ll demonstrate upon seeing you enter into their territory. Hand carved with extreme attention to detail, this coffee mug is ideal for drinking your morning cup of Joe.

That’s not your spidey sense tingling – your feet are just freezing! But now you can warm them up and feel like a crime fighting superhero all at the same time with these Spiderman socks. These geeky socks are also available in Iron-Man and Wolverine styles.

Just one morsel of the Star Wars chocolate is enough to send you flying with ecstasy to Tatooine’s second sun. Meticulously crafted by an expert chocolatier, these delicious treats feature all the classic shapes and characters like R2-D2 and the evil Darth Vader.

These magnetic balls are a very cool toy for people of all ages. The array of designs you can come up with is pretty impressive using these magnetic toy balls. Even more fun is when you order multiple magnetic toy balls and create one giant magnetic ball of devastation!

You probably shouldn’t wear this shirt to a job interview, but it is a hilarious play on words of Han Solo and his, ahem, romantic relationship with the young Leia. The Han Job has always been an amazing gift to give to men every where, and now it’s a shirt.

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne. It’s been reported that experiencing the smell of Playdoh will bring back memories of better days before you grew up, got a soul sucking job, and weren’t merely a shell of your former self.

The highly sought after and law evading Waldo has finally been found after decades of hiding in crowds of look-a-likes. Officials say this is a true victory for America, but are quick to remind us that the equally elusive Carmen Sandiego still roams freely in the world.

There’s a bomb in the house, and it smells amazing! Now with these clever dynamite stick incense holders you can burn incense sticks while freaking out your family. The incense stick will look like a wick burning away, ready to ignite the dynamite.

Emasculate yourself with these giant light up computer mouses that will make your hands feel extremely tiny. These giant light up mouses are USB powered and feature translucent bright flashing LED edges that will light up your computer room.

Drink from a coffee mug with attitude – the spikey coffee mug is a handmade cup that takes no prisoners and lives by its own rules. Available in a variety of colors, these spikey coffee mugs are perfect for adding a little toughness to your morning cup of joe.

Give your dog some style with these assorted silly dog hats. With everything from viking hats to birthday cake hats, these hilarious dog hats will keep scruffums warm during the cold winter months while also giving him a stylish look that will surely be a conversation starter.

Add some nostalgic decor to your home with this melted Army men bowl. This clever bowl features three different colored Army men of various poses, melted down into a functional yet decorative storage bowl that will be an instant conversation piece in any home.

Make yourself visibly noticeable to drivers at night while looking like a Greek god at the same time with these winged reflective biker’s clips. These winged clips also make an excellent Greek god costume accessory at glow in the dark parties.

Give that special someone a heart necklace that they won’t find cliche and cheesy with this pixelated heart necklace. Able to be broken in half – perhaps symbolically – the pixelated heart necklace is an excellent gift idea for geeky jewelery collectors.

People say you are “down to earth”, so why not smell like earth too with Dirt cologne. Dirt cologne is scented with warm, dark, and earthy tones. That means it smells like dirt, and that you will too once you spritz yourself and walk through the mist.

Bring the glory days of Windows 98 roaring back to life with this clever Solitaire.exe card deck. The deck of cards will bring you back to a simpler time, when megahertz were all the rage and solitaire a staple of PC gaming, outside of that wicked 3D pinball game.

Make a statement when you carry the armed notebooks. Their eye-catching cover displays detailed 3D sketches of various arms as a form of protest against violence; showing how symbols of violence can be a medium through which to express creativity.

Capture your favorite heroes in their not-so-super moments with the ridiculously funny secret lives of superheroes prints. These comical portraits portray our favorite heroes preforming the same everyday activities as us mere mortals.

Blow your friends away – literally – as you take aim and fire this incredibly entertaining air bazooka at them. This harmless weaponry features a high tech laser that allows you to hit your target with pinpoint accuracy from up to 50 feet away!

Keep track of the new year and put your love of popping bubble sheets to use with this brilliant bubble wrap calendar. Every day that goes by you’ll get to enjoy the simple joy of popping a bubble off the calendar and it looks great in the home or at the office.

Train your fish to become the next Pelé with this goldfish soccer game. Included in this unique fish training kit – yes, fish can be trained! – is a variety of cool things to interact with such as a soccer goal, and it even comes with a 45 minute training DVD.

This is how you celebrate Christmas in ‘Merica! Shotgun shells as Christmas lights is the most patriotic thing you can possibly own, and when you combine it with a stuffed bald eagle as a tree topper, you’ll be celebrating the holidays like a true American! Bacon.

Light up the party night with these light up shot glasses, the shot glasses that make it easier to see what you’re drinking at a rave or night time party. These light up shot glasses also double as an alcoholic’s version of a flashlight.

With the zombie apocalypse imminent, a must have accessory to blend in and stealthy get past the undead is a zombie brains beanie. While wearing this beanie, it will appear that your brains are exposed and you are among the ever growing undead zombie army.

Have fun keeping track of all the places you’ve traveled to with this scratch off world map. Any place you’ve traveled to you get the satisfying pleasure of scratching off and revealing some colored geography. This scratch off map makes a cool gift for people who love to see the world.

Combine all the elements of strategy into one cute necklace with the rock paper scissors necklace. These hand made necklaces are crafted using a gold plated scissor charm, a torn piece of a novel’s page, and a small rock found from the shore of Lake Michigan.

Add some zombie flair to your library with these zombie hand bookmarks. With zombie hands in your favorite book, you’ll never feel alone again. Ditch those boring kitten bookmarks and stick a pair of zombie hands in your first edition of World War Z.

If you’re cursed with a heavy coat of back hair and don’t have anyone to help you trim your wild animal looking backside, then this is the ultimate back shaver solution. The ManGroomer allows you to do it yourself and shave your back without anyone else’s help.

Bring your cookware into the digital age with this precise digital measuring cup scale. Whether you want to measure liquids, powders, or even drugs chopped up foods, the digital measuring cup will accurately display the relevant unit of measurement.

Your damn kids have been shrinking the size of your bank account since the day they were born – and now with the “I Still Live With My Parents” shirt you can publicly display to the world what jobless free loaders they really are. Lousy beatniks.

Quit straining your neck while you read – with the lazy glasses you can lie down on your comfortable bed and still be able to enjoy a good book or magazine. The lazy glasses use a clever prism design to let you recline and look forward at the same time.

Aerate your wine in a unique way that requires no wine bottle attachments. These unique wine glasses feature a built in aerating fountain in the center that will disperse the wine out over nine different aeration spouts, infusing oxygen into the wine to release more flavor.

Keep your coffee table protected from water stains with these geeky and pixelated Minecraft drink coasters. Included in this coaster set are eight styles including the grass block, creeper block, gold block, lava block, and many more from the wildly popular Minecraft game.

Relax at the beach without carrying around a bulky lounger chair with these inflatable back pillows. Perfect for the outdoors where seating just isn’t up to par such as picnics or at the beach, these inflatable pillows can be arranged in multiple positions for optimum comfort.

Carry your data around in this clever USB drive that is designed to look like a mini internal hard drive. With a high level of detail incorporated into every USB drive, these mini hard drives are a fun gift idea for computer science geeks, overclockers, and programmers.

When you need to stay safe from the rain but also want to keep your man ego intact, a sword handle umbrella is the only solution. From broad swords to samurai swords, you’ll look like a rain impenetrable warlord walking around with any one of these umbrellas.

What you’re looking at isn’t a real playstation controller, it’s a bar of soap! This playstation controller soap bar is “grape soda” scented and is made with high quality soap ingredients and is a great gift idea for the hygienically forgetful gamer.

Hang in there, buddy! These clever and fashionable tights feature a man hanging on by your back seams, looking to climb up to your naughty parts. Designed by Turkish blogger Duygu Fidanoglu, these climbing man tights are perfect for turning heads at a fashion show.

Rinse out your mouth after brushing your teeth with ease thanks to this clever water fountain toothbrush. With all the form and function of a traditional toothbrush, it also features a small funnel to turn the running water into a drinking fountain.

Make your broken bone cast look anatomically correct with the broken bone cast sticker. Take the wrenching pain away with the sticker that looks just like your arm bone. Well, it might not take the pain away, but it’ll look pretty cool in the process.

Make your own corn dogs from home in only six minutes with this fun and easy to use corn dog maker. With an easy to clean design and a recipe book included, you’ll be going through corn dogs and other foods on a stick in no time. Your arteries will not thank us later.

Bathe just like the imposing Heisenberg by sprinkling in some Breaking Bad bath salts into your next soak. These novelty bath salts come in the form of Mr. White’s iconic blue meth and feel so incredibly good you’ll get hooked on them from the first bath.

Creep people out while you go about your day with this magical unicorn mask. Perfect for business meetings, first dates, or anywhere there will be lots of eyeballs, the unicorn mask will prove to the world that unicorns are real and you are among their half-breed brethren.

Walk your dog at night safely and stylishly with these light up dog leashes. With countless design styles, you will be visible to oncoming traffic in a variety of light colors that you can select to either emit a flashing or steady glow onto the dog leash.

Even if you’re not rich, you can pretend you are by carrying around the gold bar USB drive. You’ll be able to convince your co-workers that you’re just so fly that you have your very own gold bar directly from the mint. And you can store documents on it too!

Buckle up your keys and keep them safe just like you do your own self with the buckle up key holder. If you are always losing your keys, this key holder is the perfect thing to go on your wall. Your key chain will plug right into the buckle holder and never get lost.

If you love narwhals, these handmade clay narwhal figurines will be your kryptonite. Each little narwhal figurine is just under five inches long when including the size of it’s horn, and because they are hand made figurines no one narwhal is alike.

Send a special message with every gift you wrap with these word search wrapping papers. Printed on high quality wrapping paper and available with twenty different messages, this unique wrapping paper makes even boring gifts awesome!

Make your vicious dog look ridiculous and non-threatening with with duckface dog muzzle. If your dog has a problem with biting or being surly, this muzzle will shame him enough so that he won’t be a problem for anyone. He might even quack instead.

Don’t run the risk of being without clean drinking water when a disaster strikes. This water purifying straw – a.k.a. the LifeStraw – is a revolutionary survival tool that can filter over 250 gallons of water, making practically any water source safe to drink.

Carry around your cash like the badass you are with the Bad Mother Fucker wallet. Inspired by the beautifully crafted wallet seen in Pulp Fiction, this high quality leather wallet is perfect for bad mofos who can keep their cool even with a gun pointed in their face.

For once ThisIsWhyImBroke saves you money – the shaving blade sharpener is designed to keep those expensive shaving razors clean and sharp so you aren’t breaking the bank just to have a smooth and clean shave. With all that saved cash, you can buy more junk from us!

Give your book collection a unique touch with this book clock. Designed to look like three colorful books standing next to each other, this clever clock will inconspicuously fit right in on your book shelf, and makes a great house warming gift idea.

The Baby Yoda Beanie is the only way to keep your baby warm and ensure he or she will grow up with a high connection to The Force. The Baby Yoda Beanie is a hand knitted green beanie that has fabric stiffeners to ensure the Yoda ears will stay lifted.

If you want to stay looking trendy on those long space travels, nothing tops these Princess Leia Headphone Covers. Designed to fit right over your own headphones, these Princess Leia style buns also work great in the winter as earmuffs. May the Schwartz be with you.

Own a tiny piece of arcade gaming history with these collectible mini arcades. From Street Fighter to Mortal Kombat, each one of these incredibly detailed mini arcades will remind you of your glory days in the arcades, before the era of console gaming.

Add some old school flavor to your collection of fashion accessories with this Game Boy watch. These uber rare and officially licensed Nintendo Game Boy watches were produced in limited runs and have since become a favorite among Nintendo memorabilia collectors.

Now you can truly never disconnect from the internet and social networks even when you need to shower thanks to this Facebook profile shower curtain. Best of all, this geeky shower curtain features the older profile style, before Facebook “improved” it with the timeline.

Create professional quality prints with almost no formal training when you employ the use of the pattern paint roller. This easy to use painting accessory comes imprinted with a delightful pattern you simply roll in paint and onto the wall for amazing effects.

Deck the halls with your balls thanks to these testicle shaped tree ornaments. It’s the classy way to give your Christmas tree a bolder and more masculine look while still staying in the holiday theme – and is perfect for people who like to decorate their stuff with balls.

Decorate your Christmas tree and show off your worldly knowledge with these world globe tree ornaments. Featuring four different colored mini globes with an unbelievable attention to detail, they will easily become your favorite tree ornament.

In a small island off the coast of Indiana, life finds a way with the Jurassic Parks And Rec shirt. This glorious shirt perfectly mashes up Jurassic Parks with Parks and Recreation by featuring Ron Swanson’s overwhelming manly moustache on the iconic movie logo.

Style yourself with this geeky mashup t-shirt that combines elements from Super Mario Bros 2 and Mortal Kombat. With this Super Mario Kombat shirt the lovable plumber has been fitted with a Sub-Zero outfit, and is shown holding the decapitated head of Scorpion.

No matter where your loyalties may lie in Westeros, chances are you probably wish to see Joffrey’s head on a spike. And now you can practice your assassination attempt on the despicable King Joffrey with this realistic shooting target poster.

Maintain the modern look of your home without being tied down by bulky and unattractive fish aquariums with these fish condo aquariums. Available in several colors, these stack-able aquariums are perfect for keeping a small fish and adding to the ambiance of your home.

Love making cake pops but want to stream line the process of clogging those pesky arteries? Now you can make up to seven cake pops at a time easily thanks to this Cake Pop / Donut Hole maker. This cake pops maker comes with a non-stick coating for easy clean up as well.

Want to keep your house smelling fresh but keep your grizzled reputation intact? Well then the Dragon Skull Incense Burner is here to help you – the incense smoke releases from this epic looking Dragon’s nostrils allowing your house to smell and look great.

Easily store your beer on your hip while your hands are busy barbequing, lifting weights, boxing, and doing other manly activities that tie up the use of both your hands. Or have stand offs with other beer slingers to see who has the quickest draw time.

Stop settling for poorly made drinks – now you can blend your favorite cocktail or mixed drink with a fun to watch mini tornado. These see through cocktail tornado mixers are an easy to use drink shaker that use AAA batteries to power the mini tornado inside.

Easily take your beer or liquor anywhere in this hidden bladder flask. Onlookers will think you are peeing into a cup and drinking from it, a la Bear Grylls, but you’ll have the last laugh as you sneak in that sweet nectar that’s warm from the heat given off from your crotch!

Assert yourself as the rightful king of the cubicle with these mini ballista launchers. Each ballista comes ready to assemble from a laser cut wooden kit, and includes mini wood ammo pieces that are capable of being shot up to thirty feet!

Now you can toss the pigskin around even in the middle of the night thanks to this light up football. This durable and battery powered LED football is good for 20 hours of night time football tossing, and can be seen up to 100 yards away!

Don’t let those old zombie corpses lying around in your backyard go to waste – now you can put them to goo use as bird feeders! With the hanging zombie bird feeder, you can keep your backyard buzzing with live as birds will flock to eat out of the zombie’s corpse.

Frighten and intrigue everyone around you with this creepy horse head mask. This realistic latex mask is perfect for costume parties, first dates, or even job interviews where you want to make a bold first impression to your potential boss and co-workers.

Give your home or office a blocky feel to it with this incredible light up Minecraft ore block. This touch activated night light block is designed to look just like redstone ore from the hit game Minecraft, and makes an excellent gift idea for gamers.

This iPhone shaped flask is the ultimate in drinking discretion. The iFlask goes wherever your phone goes — your pocket, your purse, or even your bra. Just make sure you’re not checking your phone while you’re swigging, as you might get found out.

Experience the best of both worlds with the gun knife. With the intimidating looks of a gun, but the deadly carbon steel of a knife, the .45 gun knife is sure to be a hit with gun and knive enthusiasts. Just remember to not take a gun knife to a real gun fight.

Reclaim your wife’s shared closet the only way an alpha male can, by installing the hammer coat hook. This rugged accessory re-purposes the hammer into a one of a kind hook capable of taking on the weight of even your heaviest winter gear.

Transform from being boring and regularly clothed, to sporting a vicious looking open mouthed Raptor with the Raptor Hoodie. This Raptor Hoodie is a great gift for people who love dinosaurs and is available in both kids and adult sizes, so we can all dinosaur out!

This toilet seat pedal is a brilliant solution to end fights over leaving the toilet seat up and down. Just like a regular trash can pedal, you step on the pedal to lift up the toilet seat, and remove your foot when you are done and the toilet seat slowly drops back down.

Do you hate instantly knowing what time it is? Worry not fellow mathletes, the math clock is here to help! This math clock is a great gift for math teachers, math enthusiasts, and other insane people who somehow enjoy doing math even when it isn’t necessary.

Race to the finish line of inebriation with this Ice Luge drinking mold. The Ice Luge mold allows you to easily create your own block of ice that you pour alcohol down while your fellow alcoholic enabling buddies drink the chilled nectar from the Ice Luge.

Stay dry and lit up with this LED Light Up Umbrella. This umbrella features an LED shaft that lights up with multiple colors. At 36 inches long this light up umbrella is perfect for rainy nights or to put together a Blade Runner style costume.

Celebrate Oktoberfest like a real German by drinking from DAS BOOT! This massive shoe holds 67 ounces, or roughly five beers in a single glass – enough to get you singing songs from the old country that you’re probably not even from.

Keep your poorly lit room well defended with the Portal Turret Flashlight. While this Portal Turret has had it’s dual machine guns disabled for civilian use, it does speak to you with classic lines from the Portal video game and makes a great stocking stuffer gift.

Steampunk meets real world usability with this telescope ring that includes a built in compass, magnifying glass, and of course a small folding compass. Made from cast metal and available in multiple ring sizes, this telescope ring is a practical yet stylish steampunk accessory.

Cuddle up with an icon of Sci-Fi with this Alien chestburster plushie. This baby Xenomorph will violently burst of your chest leaving you to die an excruciatingly painful death, but its cuddly body and adorable face will warm your heart for what little time you have left.

When the stuff hits the fan, you have no choice but to hit the big red panic button. Regardless of whether you’re in an evil moon-like space station, a questionable genetics splicing lab, or just in your bedroom, the panic button light switch will fit perfectly.

Keep yourself all warm and snuggly during the next gaming session with this Pac-Man blanket. The Pac-Man blanket is an officially licensed over-sized fleece featuring Mr. Pac-Man himself and his colorful ghost enemies – and it makes an excellent gift for old school gamers.

Sometimes the weight of knowledge contained in a book can crush a man, but sometimes just the weight of a book can literally crush a man as seen with this clever falling bookends that display a tiny man about to be obliterated by the falling books.

The Wampa is naturally prepared for cold and icy conditions. Why not honor the great beast by using its severed arm to scrap ice off of your windshield? This Wampa arm has been hollowed out for your use, making it less messy than conventional means of ice scraping.

Make your Dark Jedi family feel at home when you cook up a tasty Wampa stew with these Star Wars lightsaber candles. Perfect for a Sith Lord, these candlesticks are designed to look just like lightsaber hilts and come with three red candles.

Perfect your sharpshooter skills with this target practice alarm clock that forces you to become a good shot to effectively turn off the annoying wake up alarm. This wireless clock will make waking up in the morning fun again, and includes bonus practice modes.

Nothing is uglier than a pile of power cords, sitting around behind your entertainment center, collecting dust. With the power cord management station, you can appease your OCD leanings, clean up the dust, and create a pleasantly organized power cord assembly.

Upgrade the armor on your expensive new smart phone with the innovative Rhino Shield cover. Capable of protecting your phone screen from cracks and scratches, this incredibly thin cover will reduce the wear and tear on your smart phone to nearly non-existent levels.

Get rid of your dusty old USB hub and replace it with a sweet little USB toast thumbdrives. This toaster allows you to keep all of your adorable toast-shaped thumbdrives in one place, while keeping it all thematic. The hub also contains an SD card reader — toasty!

Finally, using the flame-less color changing candles you’ll be able to set the perfect mood without having to worry about accidentally setting your room on fire. These Smokey The Bear approved candles are an ideal source of alternate lighting for any room in the home.

Feel just like Commissioner Gordon – minus the burly mustache – every time you take out the bat signal keychain light. This portable bat signal comes encased in a sleek case even Bruce Wayne would approve of and works faster than dialing 911 during emergencies.

Turn your living room into the premiere spot for bad movie marathons with the Mystery Science Theater 3000 wall decal. The novelty decal comes available in various hues and creates the illusion you’re watching the flick among your wisecracking robot chums.

Add a splash of fun to your kitchen and/or dining table with these LEGO Salt and Pepper shakers. These salt and pepper shakers look like the traditional LEGO heads with some fun personality.