It’s time for us to stop refraining from making weiner, hot dog, foot long, and sausage jokes and get back to grilling out while we make awkward jokes. This human hot dog griller is great for cracking up and cooking up your favorite linked meats. Shaped like a stick figure human with anatomically-conscious placed cooking spears, you can place your raw hot dog on this stick figure man over a hot grill and wait for its stainless steel face to light up and say hot, then take your finished dog off of the silver man and enjoy it.
Subtle weiner jokes aside, you can even roast vegetables or other products on this dude’s stainless steel kabob. Dang. Well how about putting your own custom name, sports team or phrase on the base of the human hot dog cookers platform. Do it all with this hot dog man holder. Dang. Okay, well it’s hilarious either way you cut it, but it still works on any grill, with any kind of meat you might be preparing to sink your teeth into. Damnit, I did it again.