Witness the Lord of the North of Grassteros in all his glory. He sits on the Throne of a Thousand Shovels in King’s Lawnding. The gnome realm is in disarray and there are rumors of gnome zombies from Cannibal Rock. Prepare yourselves, summer is coming.
Prevent others from from breaking the 11th commandment with the thou shalt not steal lighter. With a helpful reminder about the eternity in a lake of fire that awaits lighter thieves, this lighter ensures it will not be pocketed by any nearby hooligans.
Why settle for a boring regular-sized Easter treat, when you could have a Giant Easter Egg instead? Standing 40cm high and 30cm at its widest, the giant Easter egg is made from thick milk chocolate decorated with white chocolate and chocolate buttons.
Crush your enemies and hear the lamentation of their women at the local bowling alley while using this intimidating skull bowling ball. With a frightening design, bowling pins will instantly knock over in mortal fear before you even launch the ball down the lane.
Give your Easter eggs a cheerful and vibrant design without creating a big mess by using the chalk egg decorating kit. Instead of using messy paint to decorate the eggs, kids simply color in their favorite design like they would if they were in front of a chalkboard.
Help yourself stay focused on the present with the past present future watch. This clever watch’s quirky face helps you take a greater appreciation of the ‘now’ by only displaying the current time through a small open window located at the top center of the watch.
Turn any location into your very own private cinema with the HDMI pocket projector. This compact and lightweight projector is capable of projecting clear images onto any smooth surface and is compatible with most smartphones via a USB cable.
Give your poker nights a wild west feel to it by playing with the vintage playing cards. Each card in this unique deck is distressed in order to achieve a vintage look that’ll make everyone think you picked them up at the general store in the year 1870.
Bring the park to your backyard with this fun and functional sandbox bench. Rather than forcing your kids to sit in the sand, it provides two wooden benches in addition to a nice overhead cover to protect from the sun on those hot summer days.
After helping all the obese people off their floaties, Wall-E and Eve are here to help with your morning coffee. The Wall-E and Eve mug set are the novelty ceramic mugs designed to look like miniature versions of the most lovable robots you’ve ever met.
Become the proud owner of an isolated tropical paradise when you purchase one of these private Florida islands. Whether you’re looking for a modern get-away spot or a Castaway-like island, there’s something for everyone! The only bad part is now you’re living in Florida.
Owning the space shuttle orbiter replica will be one small swipe for your credit card, one giant leap towards fulfilling your astronaut dream. This 1:1 replica is made with excruciating attention to detail to the point where even a fully decked out interior is available.
There’s no better way to splurge some of your vast fortune than by discovering the secrets of the deep with the five person exploration submarine. This five person sub allows you to let out your eccentric side as you and your crew explore the ocean at depths up to 656 feet.
Explore the depths of the ocean with an iconic piece of cinema history with this fully functional Lotus Espirit submarine. Featured in the James Bond movie “The Spy Who Loved Me”, this highly desired aquatic automobile will be going up for auction soon.
Quit lugging around bulky diving equipment, now you can explore the deep blue seas safely with your own personal submarine! Practically a steal at the bargain price of just two million dollars, the personal submarine offers unheard of personal underwater exploration.
The Batman tumbler replica proves you don’t have to be an incredibly gifted fighter or possess a secret hideout to be like the caped crusader, you just need to have his bulging bank account. It’s the ultimate collectible for any Batman fan or comic geek.
When wiping with regular hundred dollar bills becomes too pedestrian, why not try gold toilet paper? You’ll get the Midas touch every time you wipe. This regal roll of T.P. comes coated in 22 carat gold and provides your bathroom with a touch of gratuitous wealth.
Now you can own your very own diesel powered MechWarrior that stands 13 feet tall and weighs 4.4 tons. Known as the Kuratas, this giant MechWarrior actually has a cockpit for you to ride inside, and looks like a truly promising addition the SkyNet program.
Be prepared for whatever the world throws at you with this massive 30 foot long amphibious truck that is street legal and can hit speeds of 80 miles per hour on the road, and is also capable of going 30 miles per hour on the water.
Sail the seven seas on a piece of history with the World War II PT boat. This PT-728 vessel is a fully restored Patrol Torpedo Boat from World War II and one of only 12 remaining PT boats in the world – a real treasure for any serious history collector.
Witness the greatest mash up of LEGO and Star Wars ever with this life size LEGO Star Wars X-Wing. Standing at an unbelievable 11 feet in height and 43 feet in length, this massive LEGO ship was constructed using over 5 million LEGO bricks.
With 500 HP under the frame, the world’s fastest motorcycle gives an entirely new meaning to the term crotch-rocket. It features a sleek metallic and chrome body in addition to a SRT-10 engine built to give the fastest sports cars in the world a run for their money.
Get ready to add a second mortgage onto your home – because this collector’s edition Babe Ruth pocket watch is now up for auction! This one of a kind quality timepiece is the original one given to the one and only sultan of swat, king of crash, colossus of clout, Babe Ruth.
Like most people, we have been disgruntled for years thanks to the Jetsons making us believe we’d have flying cars by the year 2000. Thankfully, the Future™ has finally arrived – flying cars are now available to the general public! All you need is a pilot’s license to fly it.
One-up every steamy mile-high story by telling others about your one of a kind mile low club submarine experience. The submarine is outfitted with first class accommodations great for getting busy under the sea – where no one can hear your passionate screams.