Leave her with a satisfaction level of over 9000 the next time you use one of these geeky styled condoms whilst getting a little action. Each time a new challenger enters the game, you can finish her off knowing your dark knight is safe from icky sexually transmitted diseases.
Fight off rain clouds and thunderstorms with gusto with the sword handle umbrella at your side. You’ll be able to parry the worst mother nature throws your way with a spacious 41″ canopy that comes with a convenient shoulder strap so you can take it wherever you go.
Bring a little beauty of the outdoors into your home with the pine cone lamp. The bold pine cone shape of the light fixture not only makes it a great accent piece for any room, but it keeps the lamp from shining down on reflective surfaces while providing ample light.
It’s a jungle out there, even in your own backyard. The hippopotamus lawn ornament is the fun way to transform your dull yard into a more wild and exciting place to be. It measures 22″ long and is made from concrete which makes it ideal for outdoor use.
Get your morning fix by ingesting a full dose of caffeine with the prescription bottle coffee mug. For those of us who need a nice hot cup of joe to get the day started, this the comical coffee mug is the ideal way to kickstart things in the morning with some legal stimulants.
Make sure the one of these mighty Adventure Time sword is in your kung-fu grip before venturing off into the unknown. With the evil butt kicking sword in your possession, you’ll be able to face anything head-on and come out victorious just like Finn the human.
No one is safe from the zombie apocalypse, not even lawn gnomes. On the bright side, these one of a kind flesh-eating zombies serve as great lawn ornaments once all hell breaks loose. They’ll keep your home safe by attacking any scavengers who come near your yard.
Smell like delicious obesity with the newest line of cologne from Demeter – the pizza cologne. This intoxicating fragrance will leave you smelling like a greasy, artery-clogging, freshly sliced piece of pizza that just came out of the oven. Garlic stick cologne sold separately.
Swim as graceful as a mythical half-human sea creature the next time you go into the beach wearing mermaid tail fins. The fins are joined together at the middle in order to mimic the anatomy of a mermaid fin, allowing you to swim faster and more efficiently underwater.
Hulk smash the boogie man with this destructive Hulk fist nightlight. The nightlight emits a soft green glow from a first shaped lamp that creates the illusion the Hulk has busted through your concrete wall like an angry version of the Kool-Aid man.
Become the proud owner of an isolated tropical paradise when you purchase one of these private Florida islands. Whether you’re looking for a modern get-away spot or a Castaway-like island, there’s something for everyone! The only bad part is now you’re living in Florida.
Owning the space shuttle orbiter replica will be one small swipe for your credit card, one giant leap towards fulfilling your astronaut dream. This 1:1 replica is made with excruciating attention to detail to the point where even a fully decked out interior is available.
There’s no better way to splurge some of your vast fortune than by discovering the secrets of the deep with the five person exploration submarine. This five person sub allows you to let out your eccentric side as you and your crew explore the ocean at depths up to 656 feet.
Explore the depths of the ocean with an iconic piece of cinema history with this fully functional Lotus Espirit submarine. Featured in the James Bond movie “The Spy Who Loved Me”, this highly desired aquatic automobile will be going up for auction soon.
Quit lugging around bulky diving equipment, now you can explore the deep blue seas safely with your own personal submarine! Practically a steal at the bargain price of just two million dollars, the personal submarine offers unheard of personal underwater exploration.
The Batman tumbler replica proves you don’t have to be an incredibly gifted fighter or possess a secret hideout to be like the caped crusader, you just need to have his bulging bank account. It’s the ultimate collectible for any Batman fan or comic geek.
When wiping with regular hundred dollar bills becomes too pedestrian, why not try gold toilet paper? You’ll get the Midas touch every time you wipe. This regal roll of T.P. comes coated in 22 carat gold and provides your bathroom with a touch of gratuitous wealth.
Now you can own your very own diesel powered MechWarrior that stands 13 feet tall and weighs 4.4 tons. Known as the Kuratas, this giant MechWarrior actually has a cockpit for you to ride inside, and looks like a truly promising addition the SkyNet program.
Be prepared for whatever the world throws at you with this massive 30 foot long amphibious truck that is street legal and can hit speeds of 80 miles per hour on the road, and is also capable of going 30 miles per hour on the water.
Sail the seven seas on a piece of history with the World War II PT boat. This PT-728 vessel is a fully restored Patrol Torpedo Boat from World War II and one of only 12 remaining PT boats in the world – a real treasure for any serious history collector.
Witness the greatest mash up of LEGO and Star Wars ever with this life size LEGO Star Wars X-Wing. Standing at an unbelievable 11 feet in height and 43 feet in length, this massive LEGO ship was constructed using over 5 million LEGO bricks.
With 500 HP under the frame, the world’s fastest motorcycle gives an entirely new meaning to the term crotch-rocket. It features a sleek metallic and chrome body in addition to a SRT-10 engine built to give the fastest sports cars in the world a run for their money.
Get ready to add a second mortgage onto your home – because this collector’s edition Babe Ruth pocket watch is now up for auction! This one of a kind quality timepiece is the original one given to the one and only sultan of swat, king of crash, colossus of clout, Babe Ruth.
Like most people, we have been disgruntled for years thanks to the Jetsons making us believe we’d have flying cars by the year 2000. Thankfully, the Future™ has finally arrived – flying cars are now available to the general public! All you need is a pilot’s license to fly it.
One-up every steamy mile-high story by telling others about your one of a kind mile low club submarine experience. The submarine is outfitted with first class accommodations great for getting busy under the sea – where no one can hear your passionate screams.