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Use the giant cardboard robot arms to fulfill your dream of terrorizing the neighborhood without breaking the bank. With just a few simple boxes, you’ll be able to transform yourself into the all-powerful destroyer of cities you always fantasized about becoming.
Start your morning off right – with a penis in your mouth! With these naughty penis shaped egg frying molds you’ll be cooking up a protein storm of phallic shaped meals that will kickstart your metabolism and become a staple of your nutritious morning breakfast.
Heal your boo-boos in style when you cover them up using leather bandages. They not only provide superior protection but also look great and can be accessorized with any casual or formal attire. Just make sure to remove them before entering the PETA fundraiser.
Help your child channel his or her inner viking with the ridiculously cool viking ship bed. This bed is crafted to look like the viking explorer and war ships of yore, but it holds a tot-sized mattress and is comfy and cozy for your little person. A true heirloom piece!
Foreshadow your years of alcohol abuse brought on by the sudden realization that your liberal arts degree is completely worthless with this nifty graduation cap flask. Just fill it up with your favorite liquor and go out there and change the world!
Grow some mind blowing green mushrooms that glow in the dark with the glow in the dark mushroom kit. All you need is a nice wet log and some love and you can have some amazing glowing mushrooms in no time at all. It makes a great activity for the budding mycologist.
Set up your very own personal V.I.P. lounge in just minutes with this thirty person inflatable lounger. Almost instantly, you’ll be able to turn your boring old backyard into an ultra exclusive lounge your friends and family will be fighting to get into.
Soar through your office or classroom with great speed and agility thanks to the nano quadricopter. This pint-size helicopter flies at extraordinary speeds and is capable of preforming ultra-difficult maneuvers in both indoor and outdoor environments.
Increase your food supply while upgrading your crafting skills when you spawn the Zerg Overlord plush sewing pattern. This cloaked unit detecting plushie can be crafted by virtually anyone with a sewing machine and is great for scouting the neighborhood for cheesers.
Surprise your loved one with a gift to end all gifts – the bacon gift box. Jam packed with Oscar Mayer’s crisp and juicy bacon strips – this gift box will have that special someone crying tears of joy while they devour the professionally cured bacon.
Quit lugging around bulky diving equipment, now you can explore the deep blue seas safely with your own personal submarine! Practically a steal at the bargain price of just two million dollars, the personal submarine offers unheard of personal underwater exploration.
Now you can own your very own diesel powered MechWarrior that stands 13 feet tall and weighs 4.4 tons. Known as the Kuratas, this giant MechWarrior actually has a cockpit for you to ride inside, and looks like a truly promising addition the SkyNet program.
Be prepared for whatever the world throws at you with this massive 30 foot long amphibious truck that is street legal and can hit speeds of 80 miles per hour on the road, and is also capable of going 30 miles per hour on the water.
Witness the greatest mash up of LEGO and Star Wars ever with this life size LEGO Star Wars X-Wing. Standing at an unbelievable 11 feet in height and 43 feet in length, this massive LEGO ship was constructed using over 5 million LEGO bricks.
To the turbine powered Batmobile! Bring out your inner Bruce Wayne with this sweet ride that uses the same technology that powers jet friggin’ aircraft! Now all you need is a proper crime fighting suit, and you’ll be ready to take on the Penguin and company.
Like most people, we have been disgruntled for years thanks to the Jetsons making us believe we’d have flying cars by the year 2000. Thankfully, the Future™ has finally arrived – flying cars are now available to the general public! All you need is a pilot’s license to fly it.
After hearing about the popularity the flying car received, the motorcycle and helicopter put their differences aside and joined forces to contend for the title of ultimate transforming air to ground vehicle. Perfect for flying over traffic jams and speeding down windy roads.
Holy hot wheels, Batman! This replica Batmobile is the ultimate vehicle for any old school crime fighters and Batman fans. If you’ve got money like Bruce Wayne and a desire to clean up the streets like the dark knight, then this replica Batmobile is a clear choice.
Whether you need to travel by land, air, or sea, the flying hovercraft can tackle any surface at speeds as high as 70 miles per hour thanks to its 130 horse power turbo charged engine while carrying a payload up to 600 pounds over a distance of 160 miles.
Experience the thrill of driving a Formula One race car without the risk of colliding head on into a wall at 200 MPH with this full scale Formula One race car simulator. Designed to look and feel just like the real deal, this simulator is a must have for race junkies.
Great Scott! Doc Brown is at it again with his crazy modifications to the DeLorean – it now runs purely on electricity! With a powerful 1.21 gigawatt electric engine 30kWh lithium ion battery, the electric DeLorean can reach 0-60 MPH in a mere 4.9 seconds.
Dominate the ocean with reckless abandon with this killer whale submarine. This amazing two person submersible powerboat is the whale style version of the Seabracher boats. At long last, you can experience the awesome feeling the “Willy” felt when he was freed!
Move over sliced bread, the water jet pack is officially the greatest thing ever. For only one hundred grand you can own your very own water thrusting jetpack. The water jet pack can lift you up to 30 feet high and thrust forward at 30 miles per hour.
Quit wasting time in traffic jams – now you can fly yourself to any destination with the personal jetpack. Codenamed the Martin jetpack, this James Bond like personal transportation equipment is set to revolutionize the way individuals take flight.
Give your home a cephalopod feel to it with this incredibly detailed metal octopus table. Weighing in at about 500 pounds, this metal octopus table took around 1500 hours to build and is a must have collector’s piece for people who love unique furniture.