Disconnect from the modern world without having to actually disconnect from it using the credit card sized cell phone. No apps and no texts – it functions solely as a phone – forcing you to interact with the world around you rather than checking your phone constantly.
Show everyone there’s nothing sexier than a symmetrical smile by accessorizing with the braces ring. If you’re a fan of orthodontics, or have an eye for the quirky and kind of creepy, this unique ring of pearly whites will be right up your alley.
Transform yourself into Middle Earth’s fiercest dwarf warrior with Gimli’s knitted helmet. Handmade from suffolk wool, it covers your entire head with a combat helmet and a fire red beard – making it perfect for cosplay or just staying warm in the winter months.
Give some real value to your money as you fill up your wallet with these cartoon superhero dollar bills. Rather than look at Washington’s stern mug all day long, you’ll be treated to a vivid and comical rendition of some of your favorite cartoons.
Do your part in the fight against feline obesity by researching different diets in the double entendre ladden “So You’ve Got A Fat Pussy” book. This classic book comes chock-full of non-nonsensical and hilariously illustrated diets.
Keep your little princess safe from the boogie man with help from Elsa and her Frozen night light terrarium. This elaborate night light features a small replica of Elsa standing amid a winter wonderland bathed in a soothing blue glow.
I am Groot, I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot. I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot, I am Groot – I am Groot I am Groot – I am Groot. I am Groot I am Groot; I am Groot I am Groot, I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot!
Dump those flimsy cards and upgrade to a deck that’s stronger than steel with the carbon fiber playing cards. No matter how many poker nights you put them through, these 100% carbon fiber cards will maintain their form and won’t bend like regular paper cards.
It is said that whoever unleashes the wrath of the rubber band machine gun will henceforth wield unquestionable power over the schoolyard or office. With a 672 shot capacity, this fully automatic machine gun will have you feeling like a rubber band Rambo.
Save on wallet space by replacing your plethora of credit cards with this all in one credit card. This ultra useful accessory lets you save all your credit cards onto this slim and portable card so that you can use whichever card you need without having to dig through the wallet.
Channel your inner Disco Stu as you single-handedly try to bring back the 1970s with the disco pants. Whether you plan to hit the club scene or are attending your little sister’s violin recital, these sequenced pants are without a doubt the pair to wear.
Never before has a plump patty, lettuce, and pickles looked more appealing than on the cheeseburger pillow. Made from recycled fabrics, this loaded pillow comes with all the fixings and condiments you’ll need to relax as you lay down on the soft buns.
Strut your stuff and turn heads by wearing the shark bite bathing suit on your next beach excursion. This fashionable one piece is designed to resemble a sharks fierce bite and allows you to show off your ripped beach bod while entertaining your fellow beach goers.
Custom bobbleheads are old news – now you can immortalize yourself as an actual character from the iconic Star Wars franchise with these personalized Storm Trooper figurines when you visit Walt Disney World’s Star Wars attraction. Also available in carbonite block figurine style.
Geek out in total comfort with this cleverly designed set of Star Trek pillows. This complete set of geeky throw pillows includes the gold command pillow, blue science pillow, and red engineering pillow – or you can order each pillow individually.