Private Florida Island

Become the proud owner of an isolated tropical paradise when you purchase one of these private Florida islands. Whether you’re looking for a modern get-away spot or a Castaway-like island, there’s something for everyone! The only bad part is now you’re living in Florida.

807 saves

Space Shuttle Orbiter Replica

Owning the space shuttle orbiter replica will be one small swipe for your credit card, one giant leap towards fulfilling your astronaut dream. This 1:1 replica is made with excruciating attention to detail to the point where even a fully decked out interior is available.

243 saves

Five Person Exploration Submarine

There’s no better way to splurge some of your vast fortune than by discovering the secrets of the deep with the five person exploration submarine. This five person sub allows you to let out your eccentric side as you and your crew explore the ocean at depths up to 656 feet.

580 saves

James Bond Submarine Car

Explore the depths of the ocean with an iconic piece of cinema history with this fully functional Lotus Espirit submarine. Featured in the James Bond movie “The Spy Who Loved Me”, this highly desired aquatic automobile will be going up for auction soon.

810 saves

Personal Submarine

Quit lugging around bulky diving equipment, now you can explore the deep blue seas safely with your own personal submarine! Practically a steal at the bargain price of just two million dollars, the personal submarine offers unheard of personal underwater exploration.

992 saves

Batman Tumbler Replica

The Batman tumbler replica proves you don’t have to be an incredibly gifted fighter or possess a secret hideout to be like the caped crusader, you just need to have his bulging bank account. It’s the ultimate collectible for any Batman fan or comic geek.

873 saves

Gold Toilet Paper

When wiping with regular hundred dollar bills becomes too pedestrian, why not try gold toilet paper? You’ll get the Midas touch every time you wipe. This regal roll of T.P. comes coated in 22 carat gold and provides your bathroom with a touch of gratuitous wealth.

982 saves

Diesel Powered MechWarrior

Now you can own your very own diesel powered MechWarrior that stands 13 feet tall and weighs 4.4 tons. Known as the Kuratas, this giant MechWarrior actually has a cockpit for you to ride inside, and looks like a truly promising addition the SkyNet program.

2220 saves

Amphibious Truck

Be prepared for whatever the world throws at you with this massive 30 foot long amphibious truck that is street legal and can hit speeds of 80 miles per hour on the road, and is also capable of going 30 miles per hour on the water.

708 saves

World War II PT Boat

Sail the seven seas on a piece of history with the World War II PT boat. This PT-728 vessel is a fully restored Patrol Torpedo Boat from World War II and one of only 12 remaining PT boats in the world – a real treasure for any serious history collector.

348 saves

Life Size LEGO Star Wars X-Wing

Witness the greatest mash up of LEGO and Star Wars ever with this life size LEGO Star Wars X-Wing. Standing at an unbelievable 11 feet in height and 43 feet in length, this massive LEGO ship was constructed using over 5 million LEGO bricks.

295 saves

World’s Fastest Motorcycle

With 500 HP under the frame, the world’s fastest motorcycle gives an entirely new meaning to the term crotch-rocket. It features a sleek metallic and chrome body in addition to a SRT-10 engine built to give the fastest sports cars in the world a run for their money.

700 saves

Babe Ruth Pocket Watch

Get ready to add a second mortgage onto your home – because this collector’s edition Babe Ruth pocket watch is now up for auction! This one of a kind quality timepiece is the original one given to the one and only sultan of swat, king of crash, colossus of clout, Babe Ruth.

100 saves

Flying Car

Like most people, we have been disgruntled for years thanks to the Jetsons making us believe we’d have flying cars by the year 2000. Thankfully, the Futureā„¢ has finally arrived – flying cars are now available to the general public! All you need is a pilot’s license to fly it.

1426 saves

The Mile Low Club Experience

One-up every steamy mile-high story by telling others about your one of a kind mile low club submarine experience. The submarine is outfitted with first class accommodations great for getting busy under the sea – where no one can hear your passionate screams.

420 saves

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