Unleash the mother of all eco-friendly rampages when you arm yourself with the paper submachine gun. Once you assemble this deadly looking non-lethal weapon, you’ll enjoy scaring the pants off friends and family the next time you wage an imaginary war with them.
Rid your home of that nasty litter box smell with the toilet training system. Within eight short weeks your cat will leave his primitive ways behind and learn to do his business in a toilet like a refined feline. It’s a win win for everyone except your cat poop eating dog.
Push yourself to the limit like the man of steel when you workout with the Superman compression shirt. The shirt will motivate you to workout with such intensity you just might be able to leap tall building in a single bound
while looking like a attention whore gym asshole.
Your old childhood friend putty is back and more awesome than ever. Upon cracking open the rainbow putty balls you’ll unleash a gooey, sticky, bouncy, and multicolored blob capable of providing hours of entertainment that your own kids will brush off while playing on their iPad.
Serenade guests and customers as they walk into you home or business with the guitar doorbell. Upon opening the door, visitors will be greeted by a face melting guitar solo that will make them feel like they are getting backstage access to a legendary concert.
Give yourself a constant reminder to stay positive by reminding yourself of those less fortunate than yourself with the Bad Luck Brian 3D printed figurine. No matter how grim things might look, at least your unfortunate series of events in life haven’t become a internet meme.
Make your home shine with the glow of a thousand gummies upon installing the gummy bear chandelier. This mammoth light fixture’s design consists of hundreds of colorful synthetic gummy bears that create surreal lighting effects without attracting pesky ants.
Who needs talent or musical ability when you can simply walk up to the stage holding the iced-out lion gold mic flag? Overflowing with swagger, this one of a kind mic flag contains so much bling that the audience will automatically start bobbing their heads to your every words.
Upgrade the imposing stature of your high end status symbol automobile with the Mercedes Benz illuminated star. This eye catching emblem is custom made to set your Benz apart from the rest – so there’s no confusion regarding how much better you are than everyone else.
Say no to uninvited apparitions in your home with the Ghostbusters coffee table. This geeky custom made table will tie together your living room while serving a double purpose of sending a clear message that ghosts will be busted in your home.
Become the proud owner of an isolated tropical paradise when you purchase one of these private Florida islands. Whether you’re looking for a modern get-away spot or a Castaway-like island, there’s something for everyone! The only bad part is now you’re living in Florida.
Owning the space shuttle orbiter replica will be one small swipe for your credit card, one giant leap towards fulfilling your astronaut dream. This 1:1 replica is made with excruciating attention to detail to the point where even a fully decked out interior is available.
There’s no better way to splurge some of your vast fortune than by discovering the secrets of the deep with the five person exploration submarine. This five person sub allows you to let out your eccentric side as you and your crew explore the ocean at depths up to 656 feet.
Explore the depths of the ocean with an iconic piece of cinema history with this fully functional Lotus Espirit submarine. Featured in the James Bond movie “The Spy Who Loved Me”, this highly desired aquatic automobile will be going up for auction soon.
Quit lugging around bulky diving equipment, now you can explore the deep blue seas safely with your own personal submarine! Practically a steal at the bargain price of just two million dollars, the personal submarine offers unheard of personal underwater exploration.
The Batman tumbler replica proves you don’t have to be an incredibly gifted fighter or possess a secret hideout to be like the caped crusader, you just need to have his bulging bank account. It’s the ultimate collectible for any Batman fan or comic geek.
When wiping with regular hundred dollar bills becomes too pedestrian, why not try gold toilet paper? You’ll get the Midas touch every time you wipe. This regal roll of T.P. comes coated in 22 carat gold and provides your bathroom with a touch of gratuitous wealth.
Now you can own your very own diesel powered MechWarrior that stands 13 feet tall and weighs 4.4 tons. Known as the Kuratas, this giant MechWarrior actually has a cockpit for you to ride inside, and looks like a truly promising addition the SkyNet program.
Be prepared for whatever the world throws at you with this massive 30 foot long amphibious truck that is street legal and can hit speeds of 80 miles per hour on the road, and is also capable of going 30 miles per hour on the water.
Sail the seven seas on a piece of history with the World War II PT boat. This PT-728 vessel is a fully restored Patrol Torpedo Boat from World War II and one of only 12 remaining PT boats in the world – a real treasure for any serious history collector.
Witness the greatest mash up of LEGO and Star Wars ever with this life size LEGO Star Wars X-Wing. Standing at an unbelievable 11 feet in height and 43 feet in length, this massive LEGO ship was constructed using over 5 million LEGO bricks.
With 500 HP under the frame, the world’s fastest motorcycle gives an entirely new meaning to the term crotch-rocket. It features a sleek metallic and chrome body in addition to a SRT-10 engine built to give the fastest sports cars in the world a run for their money.
Get ready to add a second mortgage onto your home – because this collector’s edition Babe Ruth pocket watch is now up for auction! This one of a kind quality timepiece is the original one given to the one and only sultan of swat, king of crash, colossus of clout, Babe Ruth.
Like most people, we have been disgruntled for years thanks to the Jetsons making us believe we’d have flying cars by the year 2000. Thankfully, the Future™ has finally arrived – flying cars are now available to the general public! All you need is a pilot’s license to fly it.
One-up every steamy mile-high story by telling others about your one of a kind mile low club submarine experience. The submarine is outfitted with first class accommodations great for getting busy under the sea – where no one can hear your passionate screams.