Practice your sexual harassment skills every time you go to turn on the lights with this slap activated butt light. This cheeky light source is like the clapper of human buttocks – simply give it a hard non-consensual slap to the derriere and the light turns on or off.
Take your recreational tubbing activities to the next level with the two level hot tub. Apart from providing comfortable seating for all of your scantily clad friends, it offers a swimming area on the top level and a hot tub environment with a TV on the lower level.
Great Scott! – Now with the Marty McFly shirt you’ll be able to dress in the same timeless outfit as one of the most iconic time travelers. This officially licensed shirt features Marty’s signature red vest, jean shirt, and plaid undershirt – the ultimate time travelling outfit.
Become a world-renowned beer connoisseur with the pocket beer book by your side. From the cutting-edge brews of the U.S. to the timeless stout beers of Europe, this helpful book teaches you everything you need or want to know about your favorite liquid.
Commit to your loved for better or worse, in sickness and health, through space and time with the Doctor Who spinning TARDIS ring – till the end of regeneration cycles do you part. The ring comes in various finishes and is available in men’s and women’s sizes.
The hat brim clip-on light keeps you visible at night without giving you that dorky coal miner look that other head gear gives you. Powered by easily replaceable lithium batteries, this lightweight light source clips onto the hat brim to provide an adjustable high beam light.
Keep your Millennium Falcon running in tip-top shape with this extremely detailed owner’s workshop manual. Whether you’re looking to complete the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, or just want to avoid issues with your hyperdrive motivator, you need this book.
Soar as high as Apollo’s chariot wheel with the steampunk Icarus wings on your back. These steampunk styled wings are custom made from reclaimed salvaged Arbutus and are fully articulated so they can be extended at a moments notice with the pull of a handle.
Instantly add an extra layer of security to any door in the home with the portable door jammer. Although small in size, the door jammer is surprisingly strong – and it can successfully jam any door with a 1/8″ gap of space beneath it.
Assert your dominance over every other backpack in the schoolyard by showing up with the fierce tiger head plush backpack. This majestic backpack is designed to look like an amazingly realistic 3D tiger head that you can rock in either a white or orange colors.
Fulfill your life long dream of swimming in an overflowing pool of money like Scrooge McDuck with this actual bank vault filled with gold coins! And when you grow tired of swimming in it, grab a handful and have a money snowball fight with your resentful children!
Become the proud owner of an isolated tropical paradise when you purchase one of these private Florida islands. Whether you’re looking for a modern get-away spot or a Castaway-like island, there’s something for everyone! The only bad part is now you’re living in Florida.
Owning the space shuttle orbiter replica will be one small swipe for your credit card, one giant leap towards fulfilling your astronaut dream. This 1:1 replica is made with excruciating attention to detail to the point where even a fully decked out interior is available.
There’s no better way to splurge some of your vast fortune than by discovering the secrets of the deep with the five person exploration submarine. This five person sub allows you to let out your eccentric side as you and your crew explore the ocean at depths up to 656 feet.
Explore the depths of the ocean with an iconic piece of cinema history with this fully functional Lotus Espirit submarine. Featured in the James Bond movie “The Spy Who Loved Me”, this highly desired aquatic automobile will be going up for auction soon.
Quit lugging around bulky diving equipment, now you can explore the deep blue seas safely with your own personal submarine! Practically a steal at the bargain price of just two million dollars, the personal submarine offers unheard of personal underwater exploration.
The Batman tumbler replica proves you don’t have to be an incredibly gifted fighter or possess a secret hideout to be like the caped crusader, you just need to have his bulging bank account. It’s the ultimate collectible for any Batman fan or comic geek.
When wiping with regular hundred dollar bills becomes too pedestrian, why not try gold toilet paper? You’ll get the Midas touch every time you wipe. This regal roll of T.P. comes coated in 22 carat gold and provides your bathroom with a touch of gratuitous wealth.
Now you can own your very own diesel powered MechWarrior that stands 13 feet tall and weighs 4.4 tons. Known as the Kuratas, this giant MechWarrior actually has a cockpit for you to ride inside, and looks like a truly promising addition the SkyNet program.
Be prepared for whatever the world throws at you with this massive 30 foot long amphibious truck that is street legal and can hit speeds of 80 miles per hour on the road, and is also capable of going 30 miles per hour on the water.
Sail the seven seas on a piece of history with the World War II PT boat. This PT-728 vessel is a fully restored Patrol Torpedo Boat from World War II and one of only 12 remaining PT boats in the world – a real treasure for any serious history collector.
Witness the greatest mash up of LEGO and Star Wars ever with this life size LEGO Star Wars X-Wing. Standing at an unbelievable 11 feet in height and 43 feet in length, this massive LEGO ship was constructed using over 5 million LEGO bricks.
With 500 HP under the frame, the world’s fastest motorcycle gives an entirely new meaning to the term crotch-rocket. It features a sleek metallic and chrome body in addition to a SRT-10 engine built to give the fastest sports cars in the world a run for their money.
Get ready to add a second mortgage onto your home – because this collector’s edition Babe Ruth pocket watch is now up for auction! This one of a kind quality timepiece is the original one given to the one and only sultan of swat, king of crash, colossus of clout, Babe Ruth.
Like most people, we have been disgruntled for years thanks to the Jetsons making us believe we’d have flying cars by the year 2000. Thankfully, the Future™ has finally arrived – flying cars are now available to the general public! All you need is a pilot’s license to fly it.