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Braces Ring

Show everyone there’s nothing sexier than a symmetrical smile by accessorizing with the braces ring. If you’re a fan of orthodontics, or have an eye for the quirky and kind of creepy, this unique ring of pearly whites will be right up your alley.

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Disco Pants

Channel your inner Disco Stu as you single-handedly try to bring back the 1970s with the disco pants. Whether you plan to hit the club scene or are attending your little sister’s violin recital, these sequenced pants are without a doubt the pair to wear.

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