Quit lugging around bulky diving equipment, now you can explore the deep blue seas safely with your own personal submarine! Practically a steal at the bargain price of just two million dollars, the personal submarine offers unheard of personal underwater exploration.

Now you can own your very own diesel powered MechWarrior that stands 13 feet tall and weighs 4.4 tons. Known as the Kuratas, this giant MechWarrior actually has a cockpit for you to ride inside, and looks like a truly promising addition the SkyNet program.

Be prepared for whatever the world throws at you with this massive 30 foot long amphibious truck that is street legal and can hit speeds of 80 miles per hour on the road, and is also capable of going 30 miles per hour on the water.

To the turbine powered Batmobile! Bring out your inner Bruce Wayne with this sweet ride that uses the same technology that powers jet friggin’ aircraft! Now all you need is a proper crime fighting suit, and you’ll be ready to take on the Penguin and company.

Like most people, we have been disgruntled for years thanks to the Jetsons making us believe we’d have flying cars by the year 2000. Thankfully, the Future™ has finally arrived – flying cars are now available to the general public! All you need is a pilot’s license to fly it.

After hearing about the popularity the flying car received, the motorcycle and helicopter put their differences aside and joined forces to contend for the title of ultimate transforming air to ground vehicle. Perfect for flying over traffic jams and speeding down windy roads.

Holy hot wheels, Batman! This replica Batmobile is the ultimate vehicle for any old school crime fighters and Batman fans. If you’ve got money like Bruce Wayne and a desire to clean up the streets like the dark knight, then this replica Batmobile is a clear choice.

Whether you need to travel by land, air, or sea, the flying hovercraft can tackle any surface at speeds as high as 70 miles per hour thanks to its 130 horse power turbo charged engine while carrying a payload up to 600 pounds over a distance of 160 miles.

Experience the thrill of driving a Formula One race car without the risk of colliding head on into a wall at 200 MPH with this full scale Formula One race car simulator. Designed to look and feel just like the real deal, this simulator is a must have for race junkies.

Great Scott! Doc Brown is at it again with his crazy modifications to the DeLorean – it now runs purely on electricity! With a powerful 1.21 gigawatt electric engine 30kWh lithium ion battery, the electric DeLorean can reach 0-60 MPH in a mere 4.9 seconds.

Move over sliced bread, the water jet pack is officially the greatest thing ever. For only $100,000.00 you can own your very own water thrusting jetpack. The water jet pack can lift you up to 30 feet high and thrust forward at 30 miles per hour.

Give your home a cephalopod feel to it with this incredibly detailed metal octopus table. Weighing in at about 500 pounds, this metal octopus table took around 1500 hours to build and is a must have collector’s piece for people who love unique furniture.

Dominate the ocean with reckless abandon with this killer whale submarine. This amazing two person submersible powerboat is the whale style version of the Seabracher boats. At long last, you can experience the awesome feeling the “Willy” felt when he was freed!

Quit wasting time in traffic jams – now you can fly yourself to any destination with the personal jetpack. Codenamed the Martin jetpack, this James Bond like personal transportation equipment is set to revolutionize the way individuals take flight.

Move over Jaws, because here comes the shark submarine. This high performance submersible is guaranteed to make you the biggest and baddest fish in the entire ocean and have you shredding through the water in ways you never thought possible.

Now you can own your very own floating playground in your backyard lake and save on expensive ticket prices to privately owned water parks. The floating playground is a massive collection of various floating parts that supports up to 60 participants at a time.

Experience pure luxuriousness by soaking away your troubles in the carbon fiber bathtub. Sculpted by hand, this Austrian designed masterpiece features a one of a kind design and extravagant feel that’ll easily rival any five star hotel bathroom.

Tear up the seas like never before with this dolphin shaped power boat known as the Sea Breacher! This amazing dolphin boat is capable of submerging and launching at a high speed into the air like a real dolphin. Jet skis just became obsolete.

Are you dying to own a pool but your backyard is too small? Now with the click of a button your backyard patio can submerge into a functional pool with this unbelievable hidden pool system. These custom built pools vary in price and can be tailored to any specifications.

With this custom built underground parking dock system you can keep your expensive cars hidden from thieves, save space in your driveway, and protect your cars from the harsh outdoor elements that will wear down that fresh exterior.

This TRON style motorcycle is a fully functional and street legal bike that is powered by a Suzuki 996cc engine. While riding on the TRON motorcycle you lay in a flat position akin to the TRON movie. For only $55,000.00 you can tear up the streets TRON Style.

No royal throne in history can compare to the regal and terrifyingly badass octopus chair. This magnificent chair is a hand-made masterpiece that beautifully merges exquisite detailing along with high end construction in order to bring this ominous and grand octopus to life.

Never before has living out of your car looked so appealing – the Jeep Action Camper is a slide on camper that provides an incredibly spacious and luxurious cabin with it’s pop up roof. Perfect for outdoor camping, it amazing makes Jeeps even more versatile.

Gather up your young buccaneers and swashbucklers for an afternoon of high seas adventure with this handcrafted pirate sailboat playhouse. Featuring a captain’s quarters large enough even for adults to join along, this sailboat playhouse is perfect for role playing.

Have a cookout at the lake with this barbeque dining boat. Featuring a built in grill, over-sized umbrella, cup holders, seat storage, and a trolling motor, this floating barbeque is the perfect tool for Sunday cookouts with you and your buddies.

Liven up any day at the country club as you rampage from hole to hole at the course on the hovercraft golf cart. No matter where you end up hitting the ball, this all-terrain vehicle is equipped to take you there, even if it’s the middle of the pond.

Spoil your little princess with this unbelievable fairy tale inspired pumpkin carriage bed. Quit reading your daughters those fairy tale stories – because now she can experience it in real life with these hand crafted fantasy beds made with only the highest quality materials.

The Future™ delivers once again with a new form of personal transportation – the Hover Bike is a dual propeller hovercraft that can travel over 170 miles per hour at a max altitude of 10,000 feet. Perfect for a scenic flyover, or avoiding rush hour traffic.

No bachelor pad should be without one of these transparent pool tables. Modern yet functional, for a small purchase price of only forty six thousand dollars this futuristic billiards table will show off your wealth and fine tastes, or possibly explain your mounting debt issues.

Decorate your home with the souls of the damned with this lampshade comprised of the fallen. This disturbing lampshade features fallen souls with their exposed fragile mortal forms, reminiscent of Dante Rubens, being fused together in agonizing beauty.

Complete work assignments, play video games, or just browse the web like never before with the ultimate computer station that features everything from touch screen controls to air filtering systems. This hand built chair will make you the envy of cubicle dwellers everywhere.

Hot tub boats are all the rage these days, but now you can relax on the high seas and go green at the same time with this electric hot tub boat. Featuring handcrafted African teak on the deck, the hot tub boat combines luxury and style for an unforgettable experience.

Conquer the elements with this amphibious ATV that can easily handle the rough seas and the rugged surfaces of the world. The Quadski amphibious ATV can reach speeds up to 45 MPH on both land and water, and can transition from either surface in a matter of seconds!

Food trucks are old news, the hottest fad in the mobile food and drink industry is now the pedal pub. The pedal pub is a mobile bar station that is steered by your trusty bartender – don’t even think about buying him/her shots – and powered by the drunken power of the patrons.

It’s not out of the ordinary for bowling alleys to have a pool hall, but this bowling ball billiards game brings the two sports together like never before! Played similar to a real game of pool, these giant billiard games are designed for cruise ships, hotels, and rich homeowners.

Turn your backyard into a dinosaur museum with these life size T-Rex and other various dinosaur sculptures! Standing over twelve feet tall, this realistic T-Rex sculpture is the next best thing to having a private island, a team of scientists, and a prehistoric frozen mosquito.

Rule over the seven kingdoms of suburbia with this Game Of Thrones replica Iron Throne. Just like the real throne, it won’t be easily acquired – but if you’re wealthy like the Lannisters, then you can pay the gold price for this incredibly detailed Iron Throne replica.

Yarrrr matey, if ye be cravin’ an adventure on the high seas but be land stricken from a case of the scurvy, hop aboard this here Pirate Ship Play House. Built from rugged cedar and redwood, this twenty three foot long play house is the ultimate gift for kids.

Looking for a fancy hand? Say hello to the morbidly elegant skeleton hand bracelet. Guaranteed to fit like a glove, it not only wraps around your wrist but also around each individual finger. Made out of white gold, silver, diamonds, and an extravagant Cabocon Ruby.

Play billiards on this digitally upgraded pool table that interacts with every movement of the pool balls. Custom set high definition imagery displays underneath each ball, and more of the image gets revealed as the pool balls roll over this high class pool table.

Only poor people use immobile hot tubs – now you can show off your wealth with this hot tub that is also a boat! This mini hot tub boat can hold just over 500 gallons of separate heated water, enough to keep you and seven of your friends comfortably heated.

The amphibious trailer goes everywhere that you go — on land, on water, or into the dark and scary woods. Just hook this amphibious camper up to the back of your pick up, and you have the perfect house-on-the-go for camping and cavorting.

In these uncertain times you can’t not afford to have the best in your armored mobile tech. The JL421 Badonkadonk is the most sophisticated land cruiser tank a private civilian can buy – and at a price of only $20K you’ll have wads of cash leftover to buy fortress accessories.

Redefine what fine jewelry means with the turntable ring. This unnecessarily gaudy piece of flare will allow you to flaunt your excessive wealth like never before with an 18k gold frame and black diamond turntable guaranteed to get you noticed by all the ladies.

Throw out those boring Tempur-pedic bed sets and get yourself a bed that looks like a deadly fighter spaceship. These out of this world spaceship beds also come with a customizable galaxy mural painting, and will make any room look amazing. Droids sold separately.

Forget building blanket forts in the kid’s room – because now the entire bedroom can be an actual fortress playhouse! With two floors of adventure to be had in this fortress playhouse, you may find that grounding your kids to their room will no longer work as punishment.

Say “I do” like the true extreme couple you are by getting hitched at zero gravity! This unique wedding ceremony is done at an altitude of 34,000 feet, where the plane then starts falling at an angle where you will experience vomit inducing weightlessness, perfect for a wedding.

Water ski anywhere and be in complete control with this unmanned water skiing boat that is controlled entirely by the skier. This unmanned skier boat holds up to six gallons of gas and automatically shuts off if the skier lets go of the handle.

First rule about owning the professional MMA Cage is you don’t tell your spouse you just spent the children’s college funds purchasing the professional MMA cage. With this awesome MMA cage in your garage, you’ll be undisputed leader of your local fight club chapter.

The Space Invaders wrist watch is a clear gift idea for the rich and successful geek who has it all. Available in very limited numbers, this luxuriously high end watch features the geeky styling from the nostalgic Space Invaders game, and is available in several color styles.

Get behind the steering wheel and experience the most thrilling and interactive race of your gaming career with the video game bumper car steering wheel. This re-purposed bumper car integrates high-tech specs into the retro frame to take racing games to new levels.

Your hang out spot just got upgraded – this hanging lounger is shaped like an over sized nest for humans, where you can relax, read a book, or even cuddle up with someone special. Each pod is available in a variety of styles so you can create your ultimate hangout spot.

Get away to a beautiful deep sea paradise with this one of a kind underwater hotel. With a modest asking price of fifteen thousand dollars per person / reservation, the underwater hotel is the ultimate in unique hotel luxury and a dream getaway for ocean lovers.

Keep your young ones safe and cozy with hawk-like protectiveness with the giant bird’s nest bed. Spanning nearly fifteen feet in diameter, this bird’s nest bed can fit up to sixteen of your offspring as both a playground and a napping space.

Experience how the filthy rich oil barons and Wall Street heavyweights do playtime with the solid gold LEGO Brick. This 14K gem has been crafted out of 25 grams of solid gold and is guaranteed to earn you and your kid a spot in the most elite playgroups in the country.

You may not be the mother of dragons, but don’t let that stop you from having your very own dragon in your home with this giant crimson dragon statue. This plush eight foot tall dragon statue is a must have piece for any fantasy themed bedroom.

Immerse yourself in the great outdoors just like a cute squirrel with the tree tent. This suspended domicile hangs high above the ground so that you can still enjoy nature without having to contend with all the creepy crawlers looking to ruin your night.

Now you can create a boot camp style obstacle course in your backyard or in an open park with this eighty five foot long inflatable obstacle course. This massive military / bootcamp style obstacle course features a variety of challenges to overcome such as rope and hill climbing.

There is no better way to exhibit your fine taste, wealth and utter sophistication than by owning the world’s largest Scrabble board. This wall mountable Scrabble board is hand made and is nearly five times the size of the original game board.

Reign supreme on the porcelain throne with this beautifully crafted royal toilet that is fit for a king. With medieval luxury, this wooden royal toilet throne includes a candle holder, ash tray, and even plays a musical chime as the toilet seat gloriously rises.

Literally sleep with the fishes with this amazing aquarium bed headboard. This massive 650 gallon aquarium is completely custom made to give your bedroom a one of a kind aquatic look, and can probably double as a swimming pool if you feel like swimming with your pets.

Who needs guard dogs or fancy security systems when you have the giant metal dragon magnificently towering over your humble abode. This imposing dragon is custom made entirely from metal and stands at over 10 feet tall so all who visit can awe in amazement.

Recycling and steampunk will never look better than they do on this Optimus Prime statue. Standing nearly nine feet tall and weighing in at over a thousand pounds, this steampunk Optimus Prime statue is an incredible art piece for both geeks and steampunks enthusiasts.

Protect your virginity your body from harm’s way with armor crafted for none other than the Dark Lord Sauron himself. This Lord of the Rings inspired Sauron armor is a functional full body plate suit, giving you the protection you need to defend against Hobbits, Elves, and Dwarves.

Stop dressing up in lame cliche costumes every Halloween – this year you can go as the scariest dinosaur ever with this life size baby T-Rex costume! Though your legs might be visible during day time, at night this incredibly realistic T-Rex costume will fool everyone!

Play a game of billiards on one of the greatest pony cars to ever grace the auto industry – the legendary 1965 Ford Mustang. These custom made Mustang pool tables comes with real chrome bumpers, working head lights, real tires, and real wheels.

Make exercise fun again with this indoor rock climbing treadmill. The perfect accessory for any rock climbing junkie, this innovative treadmill requires no straps or safety harnesses and has adjustable speed settings for people of all fitness and rock climbing skill levels.

This inflatable water slide stands an impressive sixteen feet tall and is the ultimate water slide for the summer time. The gigantic water slide also features a large standing area inside of the slide, making for an excellent hang out spot on the water.

Feel the rush of riding a motorcycle with flight capabilities with this water thrusting jet bike. The jetbike operates similar to the water powered jetpack, but the jetbike is available at a fraction of the cost and hooks up to a jetski to power this light weight bike craft.

No bachelor pad would be complete without this convertible billiards table that goes from a lovely eating area to a fully functional pool table in just seconds. It’s great for the home, but also works great in offices where it can double as a conference table.

This hangout cocoon is perfect for the modern Tarzan man, and is a fun and mobile alternative to building a traditional tree house in your backyard. Suspended by nearby trees, the cocoon is perfect for relaxing at the beach, or even sleeping off the floor while camping.

If you’re looking for an extremely versatile and bold piece, you won’t find a better fit for the home than the adjustable balls lounger. The lounger’s modern and intrepid design provide unmatched comfort and make this colorful piece a must-have for any hip home.

Barbequing is serious business, and you need a serious grill if you want to be called the grill master. Now you can strike fear in the hearts of salad eaters at the Sunday BBQ with this pistol BBQ grill, and use gun powder to give extra flavor on your steaks, ribs, and chicken.

If you want the ultimate concealable firearm then look no further than the world’s smallest revolver. Capable of firing real ammunition, this incredibly tiny yet functional handgun measures only 2.16 inches long and is a great gift idea for gun collectors, or tiny hitmen.

Looking to decorate your home with something intense? Try the steampunk predator statue – this giant statue stands over eight feet tall and weighs over half a ton! Made from recycled metals, this Predator statue will easily be the greatest thing you ever own.

Give your home some real character and show off your fish with the Labyrinth Aquarium. This Labyrinth Aquarium is designed for tropical fish and includes lights, filters, air pumps, cleaning supplies, and makes a cool gift idea for any home.

Now you can play pool while being in a pool with the waterproof pool table. As expensive as they are durable, these custom made water proof pool tables are a must have item for people who love billiards and hate their savings account.

No expensive mattress will compare to the relaxation provided by the unique design of the rocking chair bed. Apart from adding a rustic element to any room’s decor, the soothing rocking will lull even the fussiest sleepers into a deep slumber.

No you’re not dead, but you have entered beer heaven – the walk in beer cooler is completely real and an essential addition to any man cave! Perfect for storing a huge assortment of cases of beer, kegs, and it even includes a built in draft tap.

This 14 foot inflatable iceberg is climbable, can be used as a diving platform, hangout spot, or even as a small island for those lonely nights when the wife kicks you out of the house. Without a doubt, this is the best $6,000.00 you’ll ever spend.

Stop drinking piss watered down domestic beers – now you can craft your very own beer with this professional home brewery! Featuring a stainless steel case designed to brew only the finest of ales, this professional home brewery is a gift any alcoholic would love.

If you’re bored with regular lava lamps, step up to the giant lava lamps that use real lava! These giant lava lamps make great home decor and also will double as a heater in the winter months from all the heat it gives off.

Go from entertaining guests to providing ample sleeping spots with this convertible futon bunk bed. With just a few quick adjustments, the futon easily transforms into a fully functional bunk bed which will save you lots of space in any room of the house.

The Space Invaders couch is one of the highest quality retro video game couches ever made. Its sleek design and memory foam cushioning makes the Space Invaders couch not only incredibly nostalgic, but comfortable too, and it’s a great house warming gift for geeks.

Use the force to rock out like a true geek with this Star Wars Millennium Falcon guitar! With real working lights and sound effects and a tribute to R2-D2 at the headstock, this playable electric guitar is unquestionably the holy grail of geeky guitars.

Puff puff blast. This assault rifle glass smoking pipe is crafted to look exactly like an AR-15, the manliest of assault rifles. This smoking pipe is made of lampworked borosilicate glass, and the high quality attention to detail and construction shows in its durability and usability.

It’s dangerous to go alone – take these Legend Of Zelda wedding rings! These geeky wedding bands were custom made for Reddit user oneyeartrip by Transylvanian goldsmith Zsolt, and features the words “It’s Dangerous To Go Alone” engraved across the two rings.

The perfect couch for any aspiring vampire, this coffin couch features a plush violet interior and a hardwood exterior. It folds away for day time rest, and opens up at night when its owner goes on the prowl. This sofa gives any apartment an Addams family vibe.

Upgrade the gaming room to meet your more refined adult interests by setting up the beer pong arcade machine. The beer pong machine brings all the fun of college to your living room – minus the drunken frat guys – so you can play whenever the mood strikes.

Burn down your neighborhood and live in your own little version of the Shire with these real life Hobbit homes. Perfect for camping out in your backyard with your little halflings, these Lord Of The Rings inspired play houses will make that old tree house obsolete.

Few things mesh together better than slippery surfaces, wet hands, and rock climbing. These custom made poolside rock climbing walls are a fun and slippery twist on the great sport of rock climbing, and require no ropes, harnesses, or other typical rock climbing gear.

Upgrade your bachelor pad with this modern aquarium sink that can accommodate both fish and plant life. Perfect for any over the top bathroom remodel, this unique sink comes equipped with an aquarium light, air pump, and two large entry points located at the top.

Stop lounging by the ocean, lounge in the ocean with this floating cabana lounger! Complete with an umbrella, canopy, a built in cooler, and a dry storage area, the floating cabana lounger is perfect for spending the day relaxing on the water, literally.

Glorify your home with the shining light that only Iron Man can bestow upon you with this unbelievable Iron Man stained glass. Featuring 334 pieces of glass, this incredibly detailed Iron Man stained glass is a true collector’s piece for any geek.

Play a game of bowling where you are the ball with this inflatable human bowling ball game. This unique inflatable set includes everything you need to play a game of human bowling ball, from the ball itself to the “alley” and the blow up pins.

Surfing is fun – but now you can up the ante with these powerful motorized surfboards. Combining the platform of a surfboard with the power of a jet ski, the motorized surfboard is a must have toy for an adrenaline junkie who loves tearing up the high seas.

Finally get to work on that super secret project with the folding office trunk. Just think of if as a giant suitcase where you can hide all your precious items from those crazy nosy roomates. Party in the house? No problem. Just close up your office, and preserve your sanity.

Avoid the grind of being stuck in traffic on your daily work commute and think outside the box with these electric suitcase scooters that can travel a distance up to forty miles with a maximum speed of thirty five miles per hour on just a single charge.

3D printer technology just became relevant – forget building boring things like artificial hearts or other useless stuff with a normal 3D printer, now you can make your own chocolate treats with this amazing 3D chocolate printer! Your computer science degree will finally be useful.

Give yourself a uniquely sinister look with the skeleton hands belt. These hand made skeleton hands belts are crafted from sterling silver and placed on a black leather belt, giving it a bold look that will look great on a little black dress.

Combine your love of alcohol and arcade gaming with this beer tap arcade machine that comes with over sixty classic arcade titles and a five gallon keg. Capable of serving over fifty five beers from the tap, this gaming / beer machine is a must have for gamers who love to drink.

Look like a true hero with this epic hand crafted leather dragon slayer armor. Even if you aren’t a dragonborn, you can still look like an epic warlord with this armor. Each piece of the dragon slayer armor set is made to order using 7/8 ounce leather.

This gumball machine holds over 14,000 gumballs. Standing an impressive seven feet tall and nearly four feet in width, this massive gumball machine is sure to keep you and your friends stockpiled with gumballs for years to come. Dental health insurance sold separately.

With the remote control submarine camera even the deep sea aquaphobes will be able to explore the great depths of the big blue. You control the pint-size sub remotely from a safe location while it captures high quality images and videos you can stream to your phone.

Stop wasting your money at the overpriced theaters – now you can waste your money on this overpriced backyard theater system and keep your neighbors entertained all the while! This massive 16′ x 9′ theater system is perfect for block parties and concerts.

You met your fiancee at Medieval Times, a fair maiden in the garb of a serving wench. For your wedding, you’ve rented out the tavern and you’ve ordered your princely costume. Give your wench the finest diamond crown ring to let her know she’s the princess of your dreams.

Now you can make a fun game out of your verbally abusive family members with this carnival dunk tank. Simply place the insulting person into the carnival dunk tank, and use his/her morally crushing words to fuel your angry ball pitching.

When you really want to go to war you need a serious weapon to get the job done. This Airsoft Mini Gun is the real deal weighing in at 33lbs, it is a 1:1 scale of a actual mini gun, and fires at a rate of 400 rounds per minute.

Want a coffee table that doubles as a fully functional Nintendo controller? This giant hand crafted Nintendo controller coffee table is made from mahogany, and includes a removeable glass top when you want to use it as a gaming controller.

After decades of pigs failing to fly, blue whales took it upon themselves to give this aviation impossibility a try and shocked the world by achieving flight. Now you can mimic this epic moment in history with these life size blue whale kites!

Stormtroopers might be horribly inaccurate with a rifle, but now they can at least be light on their feet with these carbon fiber Stormtrooper helmets. Originally designed as a full carbon fiber Stormtrooper outfit, these limited edition helmets make an excellent collector’s item.

Go all out for this Halloween with this full size Predator costume! This incredibly detailed outfit features a plasma gun, the helmet, and the skull necklace for the complete Predator look. Perfect for Halloween or costume parties, the Predator costume is a must have for collectors.

Forget the snowmen and the ginger bread houses, now you can own a gritty snow globe that raises awareness for the growing pollution problem. The pollution snow globe features a coal power plant prominently littering the snow globe atmosphere with ominous black particles.

No true Trekkie’s home should be without this amazing Starship Enterprise coffee table. Handcrafted by wood artist Barry Shields, this Enterprise ship features beautifully crafted lines using a combination of cherry, ash, and poplar wood. You’ll never get laid again, guaranteed!

Now you can hide a secret room in your home with this bookshelf that folds open to reveal a secret passageway; regardless of whether it leads to the Batcave or just the laundry room, these secret passageway bookshelves are a must have for any home.

Play a game of billiards at the bachelor pad in style with this illuminated pool table that also converts into a playable table hockey game. With an anti-corrosive aluminum frame, the illuminated pool table is built to withstand the elements of outside usage.

Experience the stuff dreams are made of with this amazing Mega Man light capsule hologram device. A must have art piece for Mega Man fans, the capsule displays the image by cleverly projecting a two dimensional video which gets reflected in a hologram-like manner.

For the violinist with a metal side, these skull shaped electric violins are unquestionably a must have musical instrument. These superbly crafted electric violins don’t just look bold, but they are sound amazing with a Barbera Twin Hybrid bridge that provides a rich and full tone.

Enter into The Future™ of lawn care with this solar powered automatic lawn mower. Working like a roomba vacuum for your front and back yard, this amazing lawn mower uses a mix of gas and solar energy to power itself up and do all the work for you.

Now you can cross “huge hanging tent” off your list of apocalypse survival gear with the Tentsile. This enormous hanging tent combines the comfort of a hammock with shelter of a tent, and is perfect for some extreme outdoor adventures where the floor is anything but flat.

The fractal lamp shades prove your teachers were right when they said math would come in handy in the real world. Each of these unique lamps uses a fractal design to create jaw-dropping lighting effects sure to make them the focal point of any room.

Go all out at your next DJ gig with this replica Deadmau5 LED helmet. This fully functional Deadmau5 helmet contains 168 programmable LEDs so you create any type animation style desired or even have it react to the music that is playing.

Bring arcade gaming into your home with these arcade machine coffee tables! Available in several styles, these arcade machine coffee tables feature a built in computer and nostalgic arcade buttons so you can play all your favorite games from your glory days in the arcades.

Give your home a warm and modern feel to it with this free standing modern fireplace that can be turned 360 degrees. This fireplace uses ethanol for a clean and smokeless burn that will give your home a trendy ambiance without leaving behind soot or ash.

Your dog isn’t a pet, it’s a fashion accessory – and you should shower that fashion accessory with all the trendiest things, from designer leashes, to modern dog houses. This modern doggy mansion give an open feel to a normally dull doggy home, with sunlight shining in.

Sleep like the burger king with the hamburger bed that comes with your choice of toppings, soda, and a side of fries. Made using only the freshest ingredients, this delicious bed will wrap you up in between its lettuce and cheese, giving you a wonderful night’s sleep.

We know you have a Howard Hughes shrine and sometimes you like to pretend you’re Leonardo DiCaprio. You’ve got the aviator desk and bookshelf, so you’ll certainly need the chest. This might help you finally pass your pilot test, but it’s not guaranteed.

Glass bottom boat tours just got knocked down a notch thanks to these amazing clear canoes that allow you to view the marine life below you like never before with up to two people in this clear canoe! This canoe is also collapsible for easy storage.

Be the center of attention walking around with these high heels that look like you’ve stepped in chewing gum – but the nasty pre-chewed pink gum is actually the heel piece of the shoe. These high heels are perfect for girls who love unique or unusual fashion style.

Our spidey sense is tingling – it’s saying we’re about to go broke thanks to this unbelievable Metal Spiderman Table from the amazing Kreatworks Etsy shop that specializes in huge metallic statues. This Spiderman Table is a definite must buy for Spiderman fans.

Add some testosterone to your office by replacing your laminated excuse of a desk with the Aviator Desk. The Aviator Desk is made of real metal with rivets added to give that authentic World War II fighter plane look and feel.

Decorate your dorm with your most essential college tool – the backpack couch is literally a couch made of backpacks. Featuring an endless amount of zippered storage compartments for your gaming and drug paraphernalia books and school supplies, it’s perfect for any dorm room.

Display to your house guests that you’re a true dragon slayer with this unbelievable and one of a kind paper mache dragon trophy. Designed to look like the Maleficent dragon from the Sleeping Beauty movie, this masterfully crafted paper mache dragon is a must have.

Now you can increase your productivity from 0 to 60 in a matter of seconds when you use the Corvette desk to complete your work assignments. This devilishly sexy desk features a handmade design and paint job detailed enough to rival an actual Corvette.

No home arcade would be complete without one of the greatest games of all time – skeeball. And now you can own your very own skeeball machine like you played on during your childhood. You can finally steal as many tickets as you want, and cheat as much as you want.

Show how well traveled you are with this clever art piece of the United States of America that is composed of license plates from each state. Available in a variety of sizes and styles, these USA license plate maps will add a touch of character wherever you decide to hang it.

Tackle the rugged outdoors with these folding backpack bicycles. When you need to climb up a hill, simply fold the bicycle up into an easy to carry backpack, and when you are ready to descend back down just unfold it and roll down with this unique folding mountain biking.

Star Wars and Legos have always gone together like peanut butter and jelly, but this Lego Millenium Falcon takes the cake. The Lego Millenium Falcon is a giant Lego kit spanning nearly three feet long and two feet wide with an amazing attention to detail.

Throw out that lame Huffy bike in your garage – the future of cycling has arrived with the light up monowheel. Unlike a traditional unicycle where the rider sits above the wheel, with the light up monowheel you sit inside the wheel, and it has a learning curve of a few hours.

Set the world on fire with these Earth shaped fire pits. Designed for heavy use by using thick hand cut carbon steel that features an iron oxide finish, these unique hand crafted fire pits will provide you with years of aesthetically pleasing yet functional fires.

Add a relaxing touch your home or office with these translucent amethyst and agate carved skulls. Unlike the recent Indiana Jones movie, these crystal skulls don’t suck – and will be a centerpiece of conversation no matter where you put it.

Ride around looking like the Dark Knight with this replica Batman motorcycle suit. This highly detailed motorcycle suit is constructed using premium leather and Kevlar inserts, giving you real protection while looking like Batman. Note: Batcycle sold separately.

Now you can turn a regular game of Foosball into an epic game of teeth rotting fun with this Foosball gumball table. After each goal, the gumball will drop down and can be consumed by either the victor or loser, depending on your preference.

Travel back in time with this Back To The Future inspired DeLorean rental car that features an actual flux capacitor inside. This is one rental car you’d be wise to get the rental insurance plan for – just try not to make out with your Mom along your journey, you pervert.

Honor the noble cassette tape with the giant cassette tape table, a throwback to simpler times when you didn’t have to download music from the internet. This table looks just like one of the cassette tapes you used to record songs from the radio.

Get ready to time travel the web in style with the Doctor Who TARDIS computer. This PC comes encased in a beautifully crafted blue aluminum TARDIS with accurate and intricate detailing, and also includes a Blu-ray player for watching your favorite Doctor Who episodes.

Light up your house with a nuclear explosion! The nuke lamp is a unique table top light that is shaped after the explosion seen from a nuclear bomb detonation. Designed using fluid dynamic simulations to create the shape, this unique lamp will be an instant conversation piece.

If you want to classy up your home office then look no further than the Steampunk computer monitor and keyboard. This Steampunk themed monitor and keyboard combo perfectly captures the artistic styles of the Victorian era and makes a cool gift idea for Steampunk fans.

Make yourself look harder, better, faster, and stronger with these replica Daft Punk helmets. These one size fits all helmets include four bright LEDs, an adjustable computer chip for light speeds, and a sealed gold finish for that authentic look.

Set up a killer looking bar on the go with this portable light up bar. Known as the SkyBar, this lightweight and waterproof bar is customizable with a huge variety of accessories such as a DJ booth – making the light up bar great for both personal and commercial use.

Any good interior decorator will tell you the secret to a killer pad lies in Nintendo themed furniture. This custom made set of nostalgic and functional furniture includes everything you’ll need to trick out your parent’s basement and keep your virginity intact.

Protect yourself from reapers and save the galaxy with this Mass Effect N7 armor with the M8 rifle included as well. These incredibly detailed Mass Effect outfits are hand made, and they make an excellent gift idea for gamers and cosplayers.

Light up your home or office using the awesome power of Science™! These levitating lamps use built in electromagnetic components to allow these futuristic lamps to float in thin air. Available in two unique styles, these lamps will be an instant conversation piece.

Unleash your creativity and make your ideas come to life with the at home 3D printer. This remarkable printer allows you to print 3D objects of pretty much anything you can imagine. You’ll never have to buy another gift again, because now you can print it instead!

If owning a motorcycle isn’t making you feel like a badass already, the full body leather Captain America motorcycle suit will certainly do the trick. With painstaking detail, these suits are exact replicas from the uniform seen in the original Captain America movie.

Make your shower into a tentacled experience with the medusa snakes shower head. This shower head has eight snake or tentacle-like protrusions, each of which delivers hot water to your scalp and shoulders. You’ll certainly feel like something from a myth with this treatment.

Now your children can sleep in the same type of vehicle they were conceived in – the VW Bus! This VW Bus Bunk Bed is the perfect space saving accessory to any kid’s room, with a bed on the top bunk and a seating and desk station at the bottom level.

Whether you’re taking on hordes of zombies or just fighting one up close, the AK-47 rifle with an attached chainsaw is the go to weapon for zombie apocalypse survival. While not yet officially for sale, these unique AK-47 rifles are a must have item for doomsday preppers.

With this retro taxi cab lamp you can honor all of the horrible annoyance of flagging down a cab only to see that the driver won’t pick you up. You can tell visitors that you got so angry when you were waiting for a cab that you attacked and ripped off the sign.

Form truly meets function with this beautiful steampunk wireless wrist keyboard. This hand made keyboard will make you feel like a mad Steampunk genius typing away wireless commands to your giant metal Spider machine as you wreak havoc on your enemies.

Create the perfect moonlit environment any night with the floating light up globes. Even if the smog and light pollution have taken over the nighttime sky, these versatile and portable light globes provide all the ambiance and lighting your home or yard require.

If you want your kid to become the ultimate fighter, he’ll need to spend a lot of time in the octagon. Now you can ensure your child warrior can stay mentally in the game with this realistic MMA cage bed. He’ll be armbar’ing pillows in his sleep like nobody’s business.

The qlocktwo is an uber expensive digital clock that is available in many different colors, and has a very unique way of displaying the time. This designer clock is a great gift for someone who has it all, and also makes a great house warming gift.

Give a mind blowing performance to the entire Mushroom Kingdom and turn yourself into a Princess Peach panty dropper with this Super Mario guitar. These custom made, hand crafted, and air brushed Super Mario themed guitars are perfect for the geeky musician.

Relax on these unique loungers that looks like a flying carpet. Perfect for adding a unique hangout spot to your home, these flying carpet lounger also work great as play area for kids. The wedges can be detached at any time as well without use of tools.

Walk tall and carry a big sword with this massive Devil May Cry inspired sword. This giant steel sword is both an artistic collector’s piece that would look great hanging on any wall, and a functional piece of weaponry that will dish out some serious destruction.

If you’ve ever wanted to cover yourself in concrete spikes, you finally can when you purchase the spikey vest. This spikey vest is covered in hand-crafted, pastel-toned concrete spikes, and it is guaranteed to make you look like a creature from the blimey deep.

This is definitely one floppy you won’t copy. The perfect piece of furniture for a geeky home, this massively over-sized floppy disk table is a remnant of computer technology past, but with its functional storage drawers it can definitely hold more than 1.44 megabytes of stuff.

Go green while still keeping your violent and tough image intact with these grass knuckles. Designed to worn over your knuckles just like the traditional brass knuckles, this unique jewelry piece will help you bring you closer to mother earth while you beat people up.

LEGOs aren’t just for kids – this LEGO Taj Mahal set contains just under six thousand pieces and is not for inexperienced LEGO builders. This highly detailed and time consuming LEGO kit makes a great gift for people who want to relive in their LEGO creation days.

Add some unique eco-friendly lighting to your home with this recycled camera owl lamp. This wise looking owl lamp features a variety of recycled camera parts to give it a quirky and lovable design that is guaranteed to be your favorite lamp in your home.

If you were told you could take only one item with you to a desert island, the Ultimate Swiss Army Knife is that one item you’d take. With over 87 different tools crammed into this one epic package, the Ultimate Swiss Army Knife is the handiest tool you’ll ever own.

Was your home built on an Indian burial ground? Have ghosts been whispering to you instructions to murder your family? If so, you’ve got a ghost infestation problem. Buy yourself a Ghostbusters proton backpack and take care of those pesky apparitions once and for all.

Have a tree of knowledge – literally – with this minimalistic tree bookshelf. With half a dozen uniquely shaped branches, you’ll have ample room to store and display books, dvds, picture frames, and whatever else your little money wasting heart desires.

Enjoy the touch and feel of an antique typewriter while still having the modern features of a keyboard and computer with these USB typewriters. Available in a variety of different styles, these modified type writers are truly a hipster’s wet dream.

Add some character to your home with these hand made whiskey barrels that have been converted into coffee tables. Using recycled aged oak whiskey barrels, these unique coffee tables feature a built in storage area and are hand stained for that polished yet rustic look.

A must have collector’s item for any fan of Alice in Wonderland, the iconic caterpillar has been painstakingly recreated with this felt sculpture that even includes the hookah smoking pipe and comes packaged with his leather signature patch and certificate of authenticity.

Make your campsite stand out from the rest with this tantalizing watermelon tent. Though it may attract wild grizzly bears to your camping area like flies to a light bulb, the watermelon tent’s scrumptious good looks will be well worth the risk.

Add character to your seaside home with this octopus candle holder that features eight highly detailed tentacles, with four of them functioning as candle stick holders. Perfect for setting the mood, these octopus candle holders will look great in any home.

If owning a motorcycle didn’t make you look like a bad-ass already, now you can wear these novelty Predator style motorcycle helmets to really turn some heads on the highway. Infrared vision and cloaking technology sold separately. This helmet is not DOT certified.

Turn your home into a rock climbing gymnasium with these easy to install rock climbing wall panels. These modular climbable panels feature 20 hand holds and can be combined in a variety of ways to create a unique experience, and are great for getting some exercise.

With the upside down shower you’ll be able to enjoy a refreshing drizzle of water being sprayed from the ground up. Surrounding jets blast water high above your head and create a delightful mist that will leave you feeling cool and springtime fresh.

Form meets function with this clever bookshelf chair. Perfect for tight spaces, this space efficient chair features book shelves crafted into the chair itself, so you can store a variety of books, magazines, and anything else you can imagine.

These aren’t just any regular light up shoes, these custom made kicks are hand made to order from the designer responsible for the lighting in the TRON movie and for Daft Punk. With each step you take, these shoes will light up any room and turn heads.

Set your Toyota Prius on fire and command a real vehicle – now you can drive a Tank and crush puny cars beneath with this empowering tank driving experience. Tank packages start at highly affordable rates, but the only way that should be chosen is the car crushing package.

Combine form and function with this innovative and modern stainless steel knives set. This cleverly designed set of knives looks like a solid piece of steel initially, but in fact each one of the four included knives can be pulled off from the block.

Get the time told to you in a brilliant way with this time telling watch. Featuring a unique grid of possible word combinations, the time telling watch by Qlocktwo is a modern twist on the wrist watch, and with its stunning stainless steel design it will go well with any outfit.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water with a ukulele – the great white king of the seas returns. This Jaws shark attack ukulele is a custom built maple instrument that will strike fear into the hearts of your former band mates who replaced you with a guitarist.

Throw an amazing backyard party for children and / or drunken adults with these amazing bounce houses that feature a water slide on each side. These durable water slide bounce houses come with everything you’ll need to get the party going, including a blower to inflate it.

Cowards need not apply to spend a night sleeping in the hanging tent platform. This suspended domicile makes a great resting spot for the weary and experienced mountain climber that has no qualms in spending the night hanging from a vertical mountainside.

Ski down the slopes in total comfort and record time with the ultra fun snow cycle. This Austrian designed vehicle features a lightweight frame designed to enhance maneuverability yet is tough enough to withstand racing down the mountainside at speeds of up to 66 mph.

With the under water scooter you can now explore miles of ocean without breaking a sweat. Great for scuba diving, snorkeling, and just general ocean fun, the underwater scooter weighs only ten pounds and will provide up to two hours of effortless underwater propulsion.

Toss out that bottle of Rogaine, because Science™ and lasers have teamed up to create an infallible technique to re-grow your hair and stop balding at the source! Just put the hair growing helmet on, don’t ask questions, and let the lasers take care of the rest.

The grand leather bean bag is a beanbag made for a King; With a polished yet rustic look, the grand leather bean bag fits nicely in any household, though it’s highly recommended this leather bean bag be placed in a high class man cave.

No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.

Take the law into your own hands with this replica Judge Dredd ‘Lawgiver’ gun. This incredibly detailed replica prop is designed to look just like it did in the comic book and movie, and is guaranteed to make punks show you some respect on the street.

Walking is difficult. You’ve got to use all those lousy leg muscles, not to mention overload your brain with orders to move each individual leg in a tiring synchronized motion. Thankfully, the Future™ has finally arrived, and now you can move effortlessly with electric motorized shoes.

Enjoy a warm fire at home without needing a built in fireplace. These modern wall mounted fireplaces will add character to any home and require no logs to keep the fire going, instead they use a safe and clean burning liquid ethanol as a fuel source.

Have a geeky jam session with this Pac-Man shaped ukulele. This fully functional ukulele is made out of maple with an ipa fretboard. These ukuleles are also available in various styles such as Steampunk, Transformers, Cupcake, and Panda style via Celetano’s shop.

Get ‘em while they’re hot! Start your morning off right with a healthy serving of pancakes with these giant pancake pillows. Each pancake is three feet wide, and comes with unique and realistic discolorations just like a real pancake. Syrup not included.

Release the Kraken! Now you can smoke out of a beautifully crafted glass pipe shaped like a monstrous octopus. This functional piece of art measures just over seven inches in length, and come in a variety of colors – even glow in the dark versions!

Cuddle up with this gratuitously large and fluffy grizzly bear. At over seven feet wide and weighing it and fifty pounds, this giant slumber bear makes the perfect gift for kids, and also makes a great extra bed for people who drink too much and pass out in your home.

The Beer Bottle Chandelier is the ultimate lighting source for a home bar or enclosed patio. Made from real beer bottles, the beer bottle chandelier is a beautiful source of light that displays many colors and makes a great house warming gift.

Own a piece of alien fighting technology with these replica Men In Black guns. Created by the same people who made the props from the actual movie, these highly detailed replica guns are a great gift idea for fans of Men In Black and movie prop collectors.

Run a monstrous gaming rig submerged in this aquarium style computer case. Offering extreme cooling for your computer hardware components, the aquarium computer case is an overclocker’s dream, and is sure to be a head turner at any LAN party.

Scare the living daylights out of friends by transforming yourself with these silicone demon masks. These professional grade demonic masks feature amazing detailing, an elaborate paint job, and a custom fit guaranteed to make you the victor at any costume contest.

Geek up your home with these retro Pac-Man style ghost bookshelves. Perfect for storing books, displaying pictures, and even scaring off interested dates you bring back home, these pixelated Pac-Man ghosts are a must have home accessory for grew up on the game.

Don’t mess up the natural feeling of your yard with hanging lights — toss these stones around for a truly natural look. Granted, real stones don’t light up from within or hold sixty watt lightbulbs. But we’re not here to argue semantics.

Keep your scumbag husband from venturing off with any other women with the anti-cheating wedding band ring – the only ring that will brand your husband’s ring finger with a “married” indentation on his skin for hours even after he takes off his ring.

Conceal that big and ugly air conditioner unit with this faux shrub that will cleverly hide your outdoor A/C unit. Not only will the shrub air conditioner concealer improve the look of your backyard, but it will also provide unrestricted airflow so your A/C unit will work perfectly.

These bold Russian style AK-47 lamps can be powered by electricity or vodka and make a great gift for thugs, gangsters, goons, and mobsters alike. Each AK-47 lamp is hand made with extra attention to detail and stand nearly three feet tall.

Make your home look a little more seasick with the curvy bookshelf, the bookshelf that makes your living room into a veritable Salvador Dali painting. These bookshelves are handcrafted of hard wood, and will hold your books up straight while giving your eyes a treat.

Who says compact hand guns can’t pack a punch? The pocket pistol can load two .45 caliber or 9MM bullets in its manual loading chamber. Designed for concealed protection, this pocket sized pistol is perfect for people who want a compact but lethal handgun.

Commit to that special someone like a true geek with these Star Trek engagement rings. With a sterling silver Trekkie insignia design, these engagement rings are perfect for the couple who wish to love and honor each other and live long and prosper.

Relive the fun of Hungry Hungry Hippos with this incredibly detailed Super Mario mashup of the classic hungry hippo food eating game. This one of a kind Hungry Hungry Koopa game was crafted using a HHH base and painstakingly customized with Koopa Kid details.

Motorized skateboards are nothing new, but this weight sensing skateboard takes things to a whole new level. It uses intuitive shifting of your body weight to move on the skateboard, similar to a Segway – just lean in the direction you want to go and the board will do the rest!

For the ho on the go, the towing hitch stripper pole can cut out the middle man and let you become a true street performer. Simply hook up this professional grade stripper pole to your truck or SUV, and put on a raincoat because it’s going to be raining singles.

Now you can play a game of Jeopardy at home and dominate your friends and family with your endless amounts of useless knowledge! Finally that costly liberal arts degree will be good for something. The play at home Jeopardy game has all the features of the real TV version.

Launch yourself butt-first into the water to show off your cannonball with this inflatable water catapult that attaches to the inflatable jungle gym. Let your friend jump on the catapult, and prepare to be launched off into the deep blue sea. Cannonball!

Add a real foosball table to your home without making it look like a total bachelor pad with this foosball coffee table. This furniture grade coffee table features an elegant hardwood design that incorporates a real foosball table into it, giving you the best of both worlds.

Add some industrial lighting to your household with these galvazined iron industrial style pipe lamps. Constructed using recycled metal and available in many shapes, sizes, and styles – the Kozo lamp will add character to anywhere you place it.

Charlie Brown is an icon. He might have some self-esteem issues with his domineering girlfriend, but he certainly has an excellent sense of style. You can express your inner-Charlie Brown-ness with this yellow on brown sweater.

Everything you know is a lie – these rocks are actually extremely comfy throw pillows. The perfect accessory to a log cabin or home with an earthy style, these rock pillows look and feel great, and are especially great for an intense pillow fight.

Make a splash at the next ball as you promenade into the room with the majestic swan wig. It’s woven from a blend of fine silk, alpaca, and adorned with pearls to make this Elizabethan inspired masterpiece a must-have for any worst best dressed list.

If you want a potent speaker that brilliantly blends in with any modern home’s decor, the transparent speaker is an easy choice. Featuring powerful and high quality audio components, the transparent speaker is the perfect gift idea for a music lover.

Light up your home or bedroom in a horrifying manner with these sea monster ceiling lamps that are reminiscent of the attacking barnacles from Half-Life. These incredibly detailed custom made ceiling lamps are limited in quantity – though a “do-it-yourself” tutorial is planned.

You might still have a depressingly slow internet connection, but now you can have a blazingly fast place to sleep with the fiber optic bedspread! Emitting a captivating colored light throughout the fabric, the fiber optic bedspread will make any bedroom look more modern.

Be the bell disco ball of the ball when you show up to the shindig wearing the one and only light reflective shirt. This custom knit shirt receives a special light-reflective treatment which causes it to gain an blindingly intense glow no one will be able to miss.

Take your love of sharing meals with your sweetie to the next level when you dine with the interconnected wine glasses. The glasses are linked through a tube so the serving size doubles and you can get drunk twice as fast – provided your partner is a slow drinker.

Camp out just like in the old days with the Volkswagen bus camping tent. The bus tent is designed to look exactly like the original and iconic VW Bus – and it will hold just as many people as the real bus can. It’s the ultimate outdoor hippie experience.

Just because you’re a workaholic doesn’t mean you can’t the have time to exercise properly and stay in shape. Now with the treadmill desk workstation you keep your buns tight and your heart healthy all while staying productive at your computer work area.

Avoid boring, civilian speakers with the ammo speaker box. You like to rock your socks off while listening to your military-issue iPad, but those cheapie plastic speakers just aren’t doing it for you. So set up your army tent, put on your fatigues, and crank up the volume!

This mini jelly fish aquarium tank will easily be the most hypnotizing home decor you’ll ever own. These jelly fish tanks are custom built to ensure the survival of jelly fish with a custom filtration system, and carry a stylish design with color changing LED lighting built in.

Hang in there little buddy! Designed to let the aquarium be as interesting as the fish inside, each one of these oddly shaped yet fully functional bubble tank fish bowls are hand blown, ensuring each bubble tank is a one of kind aquarium.

The technology to create portals may not exist yet, but in the mean time you can use your imagination to relive all those fun puzzles with these incredibly detailed replica portal guns. These 1:1 scale replica guns have blue and orange LEDs, and trigger firing sounds.

Introduce your newborn to the greatest trilogy ever made with the Star Wars baby crib mobile. Featuring miniature aircraft like the X-Wing and Millennium Falcon, your baby will be transported to a galaxy so far, far away that they might actually sleep soundly for once.

Keep yourself armed with the most dangerous weapon known to man – the wallet. This clever wallet is shaped like a gun holster and holds not only your cash, credit cards, and ID, but also has space to store your keys, cellphone, and whatever else you’d store in your pockets.

Give your bachelor pad a boost in testosterone with the ammo crate table. These refurbished solid wood ammo boxes were previously used to carry around mortar bombs, and are the perfect complimentary piece of furniture for any true ‘Merican home.

There is no better ring to tie the knot with the type of girl who loves beauty, elegance, and violence than this brass knuckle engagement ring. Available in a sterling silver or brass finish, this unique mashup ring comes equipped with four cubic zirconia gems.

Give your home a vintage aquatic look with this custom made Scuba diver lamp. Crafted using a miniature scuba diving helmet, the interior is fitted with a small light bulb, creating a unique accent lighting that will look great anywhere you place it.

Decorate your home with these stunning hanging jellyfish lamps that will provide a captivating lighting source without the harmful sting. Looking like aquatic themed chandeliers, these hanging jellyfish lamps are available in four different beautiful styles.

You might not be made of money, but now you can drop golden stools with these digestible shit gold pills. Your poo-poo will shine with a captivating glittery and gold hue – afterwards you can even sell your gold chocolate extract to those cash for gold jewelers.

Hot Toys makes some amazing figurines, but by far the coolest figurine is the proptotype titanium Iron Man 12″ figurine. This incredibly detailed prototype Iron Man suit even lights up through a switch placed on the back of the suit.

Show off some post apocalyptic fashion with this ominous gas mask ring. The gas mask ring comes complete with a rubber hose and slave ring, and is a perfect fashion accessory to your trench coat, dust goggles, and the multi-purpose axe-shovel.

Proudly mount another zombie kill on your wall with these zombie trophy wall plaques. Painted by hand, these incredibly detailed zombies are the perfect gift idea for the taxidermist who has it all, and will be an instant conversation piece in any home.

If you really want to get noticed at night, the light up bicycle wheels are the way to go. They not only look infinitely cooler than those dorky bike reflectors but also provide increased visibility as the entire wheel lights up when put in motion.

Beer and rock and roll have always gone together perfectly, but this signature Marshall amp fridge takes it to a whole new level. With control knobs that go all the way up to 11, this incredibly detailed amplifier fridge holds 4.4 cubic feet of brain melting food and drinks.

Have the friendliest ghost in New York City hang out in your home with this Ghostbusters Slimer sculpture. This incredibly detailed Slimer sculpture is made from a strong silicone rubber, and when hung on your wall it gives the appearance that he is bursting out!

Have a killer party on the water with this giant inflatable lounger. Capable of fitting up to eight party animals comfortably afloat this massive floating lounger decked out with cup holders and supportive seats, you’ll never want to leave the water again.

Start your very own ghoul capturing service with help from the Ghostbusters trap replica. This well-crafted prop comes with an actual working trap door and features a fun interactive mode containing movie-accurate sounds and lighting effects.

One up your fellow glow-stick-toting ravers when you ride into the party on the glow in the dark bicycle. Coated with eye popping florescent paint, you’ll be the center of attention no matter where your cycling journey takes you to.

You may not be heavenly, but that shouldn’t stop you from walking on water thanks to this inflatable human hamster ball. At approximately 7 feet tall, this inflatable walk on water ball will provide hours of fun on the water, and possibly induce claustrophobia.

Work on your swing at home or even in your office with the personal golf driving range. Designed for both casual and professional golfers, the personal driving range offers an automatic golf ball return and can be set up in a matter of minutes.

Light up your kid’s room with these suspended balloon lamps that look like a helium balloon got filled with glow stick fluid and was let go in the house. These balloon lamps are made from translucent satinized polyethylene and cleverly use the balloon string as the light switch.

Accordions might not have the mainstream appeal that an instrument like a guitar has, but these full size accordion pillows will surely be a favorite in any home. These accordion pillows are capable of compressing and expanding just like the real instrument.

Who says jewelry can’t also be practical? The multi-tool utility ring is the ultimate fashion accessory for the MacGyver-like handyman who likes to always be prepared for any situation. It’s just like having a Swiss army knife on your ring finger.

Hide drinks and food in this nightstand that secretly contains a fridge inside of it instead of drawers. With more than meets the eye, these nightstand fridges are the perfect man cave accessory to place right next to a really comfy lounger.

With the economy in decline, the proud war hero R2-D2 swallowed his pride and switched career fields to become employed as an “executive waste technician”. A shell of his former self, R2-D2 lives out his days compacting others waste.

When a snickers bar just isn’t enough to satisfy your hunger, try chomping down a chocolate bar shaped like a full size human skull! Available in regular, white, and dark chocolate, the human skulls are perfect for Halloween parties or cannibals who have a sweet tooth.

The world is a scary place and you should always carry protection – and with the DSLR camera condom you can protect your high end camera from just about everything except STDs. It’s perfect for snapping photos or video where the environment is less than hospitable.

Now you can have the doors in your own home automatically slide open just like they do in retail stores with this automatic sliding door system. This DIY kit includes everything you need to upgrade your doors automatic sliders, giving your home a modern feel.

Spoil your furry best friend during the hot summer months with the luxurious doggie bone pool. This doggie watering hole will fit in any backyard and has a comical bone shape Sparky will love. After protecting the home day in and day out, he deserves some R&R.

Now you can experience a beautiful full moon every night regardless of the lunar cycle with these hanging moon lamps. Perfect for setting the mood, especially for romantic evenings, the moon lamp will add a unique ambiance any where you decide to hang it.

Live out your dream of residing under the sea in an oceany kingdom with talking lobsters and fish with these fully functional mermaid tails. Available in a variety of colors and styles, these swimmable mermaid tails feature a functional mono-fin in the back of the tail.

Give your pet fish a new aquarium to “think different” in with this retro Mac aquarium. Using recycled Apple iMac as the case, these relics of geekery are transformed into fully functioning aquariums and look great in a Mac-aholics office or bedroom.

Show off your iPhone’s darker side with the steampunk iPhone dock. Complete with gears and aged metalwork, the dock will charge your phone and connect it to the vintage earpiece. Stop lamenting how modern your phone looks — steampunk it!

Bring back that youthful glow without going under the knife when you cover up your lovely mug with one of these creepy baby masks. These cinema quality latex masks instantly turn back the years and are guaranteed to scare the living daylights out of onlookers.

Bring the doggy door into the 21st century with the electronic doggy door. This automatic door features a quality design that is engineered for performance and reliability. Every time Rex wants to go in or out of the house, the small ultrasonic collar activates the door.

Forget Power Wheels, now you can get your spoiled little brat an electric driveable car that fits his high standards with the Lamborghini Murcialago kid’s car. It may not go 217 MPH like a real Murcialago, but it’ll be sure to leave the other kids’s cars in the dust.

Don’t get shown up by the Flendersons two houses over this Holiday season – go all out and over kill your Christmas decorations this year with the Two Story Inflatable Reindeer. It also includes an integrated fan that inflates this massive Reindeer in only five minutes!

Prepare yourself for the inevitable downfall of modern civilization with the Apocalypse Survival Kit. Included in this folding apocalypse survival kit is everything you need to defend yourself from violent roaming gangs, zombies, and other hostiles.

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s… a flying superhero? Now you can troll curious onlookers with these radio control flying superheroes that from a distance look like actual flying humans! Adding a red superhero cape to really finish off the look is recommended too.

Admire the beauty and mystery of our solar system on your Christmas tree with these solar system ornaments. Each planet is available individually or as a bundle with everything from Earth to Saturn, so you can decorate your tree with any of your favorite planets.

Go to war with these Warhammer Nerf Guns – available in both pistol and rifle form. These Warhammer fire arms are fully functional hand painted modified Nerf guns with incredible detail and make a cool gift idea for Warhammer fans.

Do reconnaissance with military like precision with this radio control spy plane. Featuring a built in camera that transmits the video feed directly to your controller so you can get a first person flying view of what the R/C spy plane is recording.

Showcase your musical prowess with style and class when you tote around the suitcase speakerbox. This leather bound rarity carries a vintage style that blends in seamlessly with the 21st century technology like the embedded 50W class D power amplifier.

Shave that neckbeard, arm yourself with a hidden blade or two, and prepare to look like a real life Assassin. This Assassin’s Creed hoodie is perfect for concealing yourself after a high profile kill with its retractable hoodie, and is a must have collector’s piece for gamers.

In the past swimmers have never been able to listen to energy music while getting a good swimming workout – but now with these nifty underwater headphones you can get a killer workout while listening to your all your favorite workout songs.

Ensure you always look fresh to death with this giant sunglasses mirror. While other mirrors will show you a boring reflection of yourself, the giant sunglasses mirror offers you a rock star reflection of yourself, so you check yourself out like the true douche bag party boy you are.

Look fresh to death at the next LAN party and get noticed by all the geeky honeys with these Google Nike Sneakers with G+ technology built in. These Google Sneakers are one of the many amazing custom shoes designed by Daniel Reese, and are a cool gift for geeks.

Reward your excellence in arm chair sports with these more realistic fantasy league trophies. Regardless of what type of fantasy league you are apart of, there is a hilarious trophy for every kind of sport, all the way from fantasy football to fantasy hockey.

Cook a hearty meal with your favorite state with these map of America cooking pans. Each state is sold separately, but if you purchase all 48 state cooking pans you can perfectly piece them together for one amazing and expensive functional art piece. ‘Merica.

Make your driveway look like something out of a fairy tale with these glow stones. This unique gravel is available in both blue and green hues, it will glow in the dark for up to 12 hours, and is perfect for transforming the look of your home into something of a magic land.

The dark side meets the land of the rising sun with the Darth Vader samurai toy. As if Vader’s mind controlling abilities weren’t deadly enough, now he’s equipped with two kickass samurai lightsabers making this adorably cool toy a must have for any collection.

Warm your hands and body as you cozy up to the plush fire logs during a cold winter night. Made with vibrant colors and an incredibly soft fabric, you’ll be pleasantly surprised with how comfortable you feel while resting your head over an open fire.

Spice up your lame book club meetings with the Necronomicon Book, also known as the Book of the Dead! This Necronomicon Book is actually a beautifully recreated hand pupppet prop from the Army of Darkness movie and makes a great Halloween prop.

Cruise through the airport with the luggage scooter. No longer must you make it to your plane late and find it is already boarding and you’ve lost any chance of finding a place to put your luggage. Now with the luggage scooter you’ll get to your plane in record time.

Control the lighting in your home with the pull of the trigger with these remote controlled gun lamps. With a range of nearly fifty feet, the lamp shade will tilt its angle when you shoot it to turn the light off. It’s a perfect gift idea to brighten up an otherwise dull home.

Wield the most powerful weapon in the galaxy with these custom made LED lightsabers. Built with aircraft grade aluminum, these incredibly detailed lightsabers are built for full contact dueling with fellow Jedi or Sith – depending on which style of lightsaber you purchase.

This toy helicopter comes with four rotor blades that can be controlled with your iPhone, iPad, or Android device. This neat quadricopter also comes with a built in camera that relays back to your smart device, and also a protective shell for indoor use.

Tired of those weak regular laser pointers that don’t paralyze and cause permanent retina damage to someone when you point it at their eyes? Want to own a laser so powerful that it’s practically a lightsaber? Gentlemen, we present to you the world’s most powerful laser.

Don’t let a little water stop you from exploring the great outdoors – with the waterproof backpack you can easily carry your gear around and rest easy knowing the contents in your backpack are safe from a heavy downpour, flooding, or even waterfalls.

You don’t need to be a billionaire or know the location of the Batcave to get your hands on the Dark Knight backpack. Worn by the Dark Knight in the film trilogy, this leather-clad replica allows you to mimic his ominous style with this tough and functional accessory.

The armored pangolin backpack offers a truly eye-catching way of lugging around your personal belongings. Made from recycled inner tubes, this unique backpack features a comfortable ergonomic design that provides an incredible 13 liters of storage capacity.

Store your books, dvds, and other home paraphernalia on a bookshelf you deserve, but don’t need right now with this Batman bookshelf. With a Nolan Batman series inspired design of the bat symbol, this unique bookshelf is a must have home decor piece.

The floating tablecloth makes a ghostly addition to your ghostly household or party. The floating tablecloth is actually a table that holds itself up, ready for any party treats or snacks for your guests. People who visit you will wonder where the base is, but you’ll never tell.

Wallets are for chumps, if you really want to tote around your fat stack of dough like a true shot-caller you need the AK-47 money clip. This bad-ass gold plated clip securely hugs your dough while its menacing AK-47 frame warns others to keep their distance.

Take a little cap nap with this Totoro cat bed that also functions as a sleeping bag. Inspired by the My Neighbor Totoro Japanese anime film, this over-sized cat bed/sleeping bag is available in two sizes, and is a perfect gift idea for anime geeks.

Light up your ultra modern apartment with the mini glass fireplace, the only portable fireplace that won’t cramp your uber cool style. While other fireplaces look a little too quaint and old fashioned, this fire will look perfect on your mid-century modern coffee table.

You might not own a hovering speeder bike, but you can still look like an intimidating storm trooper on your motorcycle with this leather stormtrooper riding mask. This steampunk style rider’s mask is hand made and can be safely worn at speeds up to 85 miles per hour.

Ever wondered what it would be like if you snapped your snowboard in half? Wonder no more – the dual snowboards are here. These boot like snowboards perform similar to a regular snowboard, except each board is independently attached to the boarder’s feet.

Honey, I shrunk ourselves into 3D figurines! Now you can take a 3D photo and have yourself immortalized into a miniature figurine with the first ever 3D printing photo booth in Japan. These personalized figurines are also available in larger sizes for the big spenders.

Now you can have sweet dreams of a chocolate paradise when you go to sleep in your very own chocolate bar bed set! Looking like something out of Willy Wonka’s bedroom, the chocolate bar bed set includes everything from the blanket to the pillow cases.

Give your home library an industrial feel to it with this plumbing pipes bookshelf. Using real industrial pipes, this unique bookshelf will give your home a rugged yet modern look and will provide storage space in even the tightest of spaces.

Turn your home pool into a legit Tiki bar with these underwater pool chairs. The pool stool is made of durable plastic and fills with water as a stabilizer. The stool then stays in place to hold your bottom while you laze about and order a drink from the cabana boy.

Light up any room with these decorative pool ball lights. These pool ball lights come in every ball color, are made from solid wood, and are hand painted for that quality craftsman touch. These pool ball lights make a cool gift idea for any man cave or bachelor pad.

You’ve never truly experienced pizza until you slept in it. Perfect for kid’s sleep overs, these hand made comfy pizza slice sleeping bags can be custom ordered with your choice of toppings that comes either as extra pillows or as fixed blanket decorations.

Enchant your fingers with these lovely octopus rings. Available in either sterling, yellow gold, or black powder coated, these octopus rings make an excellent gift idea for the collector of unique jewelry and those intrigued by the captivating cephalopod.

Run barefoot without looking like a five toed idiot with these chainmail shoes. Constructed with a minimalistic stainless steel design, these chainmail shoes are perfect barefoot running which will strengthen foot and leg muscles that are typically undeveloped.

Bring the fun out of your serious strategy games partners with the wobble chess set. At first it may seem like another fancy chess board with shiny pieces, but once the wiggle and wobbling starts, it’ll even have your non-chess playing friends wanting to join in.

Relax by the pool like never before with these giant bean bag pool floats. These enormous floating chairs are similar to the bean bags you had as a kid, but the inside is filled thousands of special buoyant beads and the exterior fabric is mold, stain, and sun damage resistant.

Give your dog a bed that matches his laid back personality – the hammock dog bed is a comfy and stylish bed that is available in both small and large sizes. Crafted using only eco-friendly materials, the hammock dog bed will perfectly compliment all your other home decor.

The awesome Polaroid Instant Print Camera makes sharing your photos remarkably easy. This trendy camera allows users to share media either physically or digitally so you can simultaneously post your latest masterpiece on Instagram and the fridge door!

Enjoy an amazing display of lights from the comfort of your couch with the indoor fireworks show. There’s no need to wait for holidays anymore, simply turn off the lights and project an extraordinary and realistic show that’ll leave the family breathless.

Fight off evil blood suckers with this Vampire Hunting Kit. The kit includes everything you’ll need to kill a vampire such as but not limited to: a cross sharpened into a dagger, vintage coffin nails, vintage holy bible, and all the other essentials to kill a vampire.

That standard three megapixel camera in the iPhone not good enough for you? With this ingenious iPhone SLR Adapter you can now take incredibly detailed photos on your iPhone like never before by mounting your favorite SLR camera lens onto your iPhone.

You downloaded instagram on your iPhone and are now considered a legitimate professional photographer. But now you can step up your photography career even more with this iPhone camera lens dial that features a fisheye, wide angle, and telephoto lens.

Make your bathroom cool again with the skateboard vanity light, the light that makes you yearn for your rebellious kick-flipping days again. Fortunately for you, skating has always been cool, and still is, so this light will look super retro-chic in your apartment.

Stop carrying around an extra decoy wallet in your back pocket to fool muggers – now you can hide your valuables in plain sight and muggers will never have a clue that the jackpot is actually stored inside your stylish smuggler like belt – unless of course they follow this site.

Apocalypse survival just got easier with this incredible 3-in-1 jacket that easily converts to a sleeping bag or camping tent in just seconds. This clever jacket is perfect for traveling light while heading out into the great outdoors as well as creating an impromptu shelter.

It’s a trap! These functional bear trap necklaces aren’t for casual jewelry fashionistas – they open and close like a real bear trap with sharp teeth. Available in sterling silver or oxidized black, these clever necklaces make great gifts for outdoorsy types.

Disturb everyone who comes in sight of you with these sharp teeth contact lenses. Offered in regular or prescription contact lens powers, these creepy lenses will transform your eyeball into a gruesome looking open mouth with jagged teeth.

Whether you’re camping outdoors or just going on a little picnic, this handheld BBQ grill will be the perfect accessory. Using a stainless steel design, this mini gas powered BBQ grill is great for cooking up small meals without having to carry around some bulky grill.

These Redwood Bonsai trees are like having a mini forest in your own home. Included in this Bonsai tree package are five Redwood Bonsai trees roughly seven years old and nearly two feet tall, and they make a great house warming gift for any home.

Power up your collection of footwear with these hand painted Super Mario high top sneakers that feature all the classics from the Super Mario series – from goombas to pirahna plants to power stars to Bowser himself – these will be the most nostalgic shoes you’ll ever own.

Form meets mechanical function with these moving gears chain clocks. The perfect display piece for any engineer’s home or office, these brilliantly designed chain clocks will accurately display the time using a variety of basic and exposed gear mechanisms.

Can’t wait for the zombie apocalypse to hit? Neither can we! Thankfully we can appease our appetite for living day to day, constructing fortresses, and killing zombies with this one of a kind zombie survival experience in a shopping mall using airsoft guns and zombie actors.

Electrify your audience with beautiful displays of color with these double rainbow hula hoops. With super bright LEDs, these rechargeable rainbow hula hoops are a fun twist on a classic toy and can even be customized with own your choice of LED colors.

Have a clean, smoke free barbeque with this indoor smokeless barbeque grill. Whether it’s raining, hailing, or the zombie outbreak has forced you indoors – the smokeless indoor BBQ grill is perfect for cooking up some BBQ flavored meat in the comfort of your kitchen.

Add some attitude to your already fabulous fashion style with these spikey high heels. Featuring real metal spikes, these handmade heels come in a variety of colors, styles, and sizes so you can mix and match them to just about any wardrobe.

Now you can have one of the Empire’s most iconic assault vehicles to be your personal book keeper with these Star Wars AT-AT bookends. These geeky bookends are cast in polystone and hand painted for a truly detailed look, and make a great gift idea for Star Wars fans.

The crime in Gotham City never rests, and you can keep watch on it from above with this Gotham City ring. The ring features a replica of the famed city of Batman, and is crafted of gunmetal-coated brass and accented with cubic zirconia. The Dark Knight would approve.

All other toys will become obsolete after you experience playtime with the ultra realistic action figures. These highly detailed and life-like figures will finally allow you live out your fantasy of fighting alongside your favorite Hollywood action heroes.

Sick of conventional car jacks and their cliche use of leverage? Now you can fix a flat tire, look underneath your car, or just start some kind of weird new car posing stance with ease by using your car’s exhaust to power this inflatable car jack!

No solider should be without the right gear. This tactical coffee mug is unlike any other cup on the market – the handle is an actual AR-15 handle attached by rails onto a solid block block of aluminum, and you can customize it with an endless array of tactical attachments.

The Corona neon light ensures that it’s always Corona time in your man cave or in your dorm room. Need a retreat from the stresses of life, or the feeling of the breeze blowing through your hair? Just close your eyes and pretend, though sexy bikini ladies are not guaranteed.

Play chess straight up with this Vertical Chess Set that hangs on your wall liked a framed painting. This unique Chess playing board will easily be a conversation piece in any home and makes a classy gift idea for any chess enthusiast.

Show off your passion for America and useless sunglasses with these bold United States of America shaped sunglasses. These one of a kind glasses feature every state in America minus Hawaii or Alaska. If you don’t buy these sunglasses, the terrorists win.

If you are frequently outside in the summer months, you need Japan’s finest air-conditioned pants. These pants are battery-powered and deliver cooling waves of air to your legs and nether regions so that you don’t end up with sweaty unmentionables.

Enjoy summer the way it was meant to be when you take the floating island raft out on your next maritime excursion. This luxury float features a sturdy construction made to stand up to mother nature while it comfortably accommodates up to six people simultaneously.

Declare your undying love to the entire galaxy using the Stars Wars wedding rings. When exchanging vows with your Princess, there’s no better way to show off your geeky love than by giving each other these tasteful and totally epic silver wedding bands.

Relax in a bean bag of deliciousness with this baked potato bean bag. Featuring a hand dyed brown exterior and a butter shaped satin pillow for added comfort, the baked potato bean bag will be the most comfortable side dish you will ever lay down in.

Enhance your pathetic skin and bones with impressive metal with these mechanical hands. Perfect for mad scientists, street fighters, and people who dream of replacing their bone with metal, these fully functional mechanical hands will make you a force to be reckoned with.

If you’ve got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm while you work in your cold cubicle space.

The Dude must abide when it comes to staying warm and looking good during the winter with the Big Lebowski Sweater. This comfy and stylish replica Cowichan sweater looks just like it did in the cult classic film, but that’s just like, our opinion, man.

You might not be over seven feet tall, but you can still look like the great Chewbacca from Star Wars with this epic fur hoodie. With a thick lining of insulation, the Chewbacca fur hoodie is guaranteed you’ll never need to cut open a tauntaun to survive the cold nights.

Add a bit of old world mysticism to any room with the ancient ruins terrarium. This hand-carved wonder resembles an artifact you’d find while exploring through the most remote parts of the planet – the stoic stone deity peers into your room, and your soul!

Upgrade your computer to a new level of luxury with the gold keyboard button. This blinged out key is crafted from real gold-plated silver and appropriately replaces the ‘$’ button. After all, if society places the almighty dollar above all else, your keyboard should also be able to.

Become the picture of pure evil after donning the Borderland Psycho Bandit mask at the next convention. This hand painted mask accurately portrays the demented Psycho Bandits and features amazing attention to detail in addition to LED eyes that enhance its menacing appeal.

Want to watch TV from the couch and eat at the same time? Want to use your laptop while sitting without heating your crotch to Mordor like levels? The lift out coffee table is here to help, with it’s spring assisted transformation mechanism to lift up and out with ease.

Declare war on your neighbors with this real wooden medieval trebuchet. It may not be able to blow up planets like the Deathstar, but this medieval trebuchet is guaranteed to make your annoying neighbors fall in line to the rightful King of the neighborhood.

You’ll be sleeping with the fishes with this Shark Sleeping Bag. This sleeping bag also works well as a body pillow or as the most threatening weapon you can wield in a pillow fight, and makes a cool gift to compliment a shark week marathon sleepover party.

Remember that really cool swinging kinetic energy sculpture that was so distracting in the Iron-Man movie? Sure you do. Well it’s real, and you can buy it! This sculpture makes a cool gift idea for the work place to keep you endlessly distracted.

Add some privacy to your living space with this adjustable privacy bed tent. This clever bed tent is able to switch from fully open to full privacy mode in just seconds. Perfect for having dirty sex studying while roommates are around, the privacy bed tent is a dorm room must-have.

Stop dirtying up your SUV when you load it up with debris and trash. With the cargo liner you can easily fill your vehicle with dead bodies stuff without it making a mess afterwards, making it perfect for mobsters hauling trash to the Hudson river landfill.

Chill your favorite drink with an eye catching and perfectly seamless ice cube sphere. The ice cube sphere maker is a high grade ice mold that will create a beautiful ball of ice in a matter of seconds. The sphere maker is also available in other shapes.

Style your home in retro geek style with the Pac-Man ottoman. Made from acrylic upholstery, these Pac-Man ottomans come in a variety of color combinations and are perfect for an arcade room or geeky lounge area. Not recommended for houses haunted by ghosts.

Keep your books held in place with these amazingly detailed bookends capture the memorable scene in Star Wars where the trash compactor is closing inward on Luke, Leia, Chewy, and Han Solo. These bookends make a great gift for Star Wars fans.

Go keyless in your household with this finger scanning door lock. Perfect for locking down your home with nearly impossible to crack security, this clever deadbolt door lock will only open if your fingerprint has been authorized for entry.

Experience a level of comfort so powerful it’s enough to make you enter hibernation when you lay down on the grizzly bear bean bag. Designed like an over-sized snuggly grizzly, the bean bag features knitted graphics on a washable cover designed for everyday use.

Classic Nintendo game systems don’t die – they evolve! These Nintendo guitars are custom made fully functional six string guitars with all the working features you’d expect from a real guitar. Available in several wood styles, these electric Nintendo guitars are a must have item.

It may not bend space and time, but this Doctor Who inspired Tardis bag works great as a carry all for your gear. Constructed using a thick blue felt, the Tardis bag is finely made with an adjustable zipper, adjustable straps, and built in pockets for organized storage.

Quit struggling to watch Netflix on that small iPhone screen, because now you can watch full size TV and movies on the go with this portable iPhone movie projector. Simply connect it to your iPhone, and enjoy a crisp 60-inch media projection on any smooth surface.

Overwhelm your inner geek with joy as you build yourself a one of a kind nixie tube thermometer. The thermometer features alluring nixie tube lights that display the temperature in either Celsius, Fahrenheit, and even Kelvin to provide cool lighting effects.

Construct your favorite droid from Star Wars in LEGO form with this 2000+ piece LEGO R2-D2 kit. Designed for more advanced LEGO builders, this over-sized LEGO R2-D2 stands a mighty foot tall when completed, and is an excellent gift idea for Star Wars and LEGO fans.

Stop using those obsolete neck muscles to turn your head when you want to look at what is behind you while riding a bicycle – the rear view bike camera is an easy install, weather proof, battery rechargeable bicycle attachment that is perfect for lazy bicyclists.

Listen to your favorite songs with these ear buds that will likely be the only time you’ll enjoy having a pair of nine millimeter bullets angled in the direction of your skull. Available in gold, silver, and black bullet colors, these ear buds are a must have item for gun enthusiasts.

Set the mood with these trendy outdoor light up cubes. The perfect accessory for a modern backyard or patio, these rechargeable LED cubes are waterproof, hold up to three hundred pounds, and even come with a wireless remote control.

Light up someone’s heart with this irresistibly huggable illuminated heart shaped pillow. An excellent gift idea for Valentine’s Day, the light up heart pillow is great for getting away from the cliches of teddy bears and chocolate, but still fitting into the romantic theme.

Drop bombs of stylish lighting on your home or office with these decorative bomb lamp shades. Designed to fit over any standard light bulb, these bomb lamp shades will make any room explode with style, but unlike real bombs these are easy to setup.

Cruise around town with these lightweight and flexible longboards that are infused with LEDs that will make this light up skateboard turn heads wherever you go. Perfect for skating at night, these light up skateboards are available in blue, green, and red LED versions.

Keep your home ghost free and pay tribute to one of the greatest movies of all time with the Ghostbusters Nesting Dolls. These handmade nesting dolls stand just under six inches tall at their largest and feature the main cast from Ghostbusters including Slimer!

Roll out looking like a true Autobot with this Steampunk Optimus Prime Helmet. This highly detailed, battle worn, bronze finished Optimus Prime helmet is a full size adult costume helmet but also makes a great display piece for any geeky room.

Give your room some style by adding some skater decor with this skateboard mirror made from stainless steel, glass, and real skateboard parts. This skateboard mirror can be hung either horizontally or vertically, and makes a great addition to any skater’s bedroom.

If AK-47s are too bold for your liking, why not scale down to some lovely pistol lamps? These handmade 9mm pistol lamps are cast in ceramic plaster molds and come complete with the black shades – making these pistol lamps an excellent lighting fixture for a gun nut’s home.

Don’t just commit to good health, use the exposed muscles cycling suit to literally embody the idea. This eye-catching cycling suit displays all the major muscles of the human body and allows you to look absolutely ripped even before competing in your first triathlon.

Light up your bedroom like never before with the illuminated night stand. Perfect for giving your bed area a modern look, this illuminated night stand is made from a durable plastic and is also available in other illuminated styles to suit your household needs.

Great Scott, Marty! Now you can own a hover board without having to go back to the future and kiss your mom! Though it lacks the actual ability to hover – these Back To The Future replica hoverboards are a must have item for fans of this classic time traveling film.

Broadcast your love for old school cinema by toting around the audio reel to reel bag. This custom bag features intricate detailing for enhanced authenticity and is made from 100% Spanish wool so it’s lightweight and even water resistant.

Have a keyboard with you any where you go with this virtual infrared keyboard. This virtual infrared keyboard is the size a cell phone but allows you have the functionality of a full size keyboard, with the added benefit of wireless Bluetooth technology.

These light up penguin decorations are the perfect way to classy up your Christmas decorations. After all, your neighbor has that tacky inflatable snow globe, your grandma has a singing fish with a Santa hat, but nothing can ever compare to these classy little dudes.

Play a super-sized game of Jenga where you’ll feel the crushing impact of a falling tower after every loss. With the ability to create a tower over four feet tall, these giant wooden tower building blocks are great for the outdoors, and come with a handy travel bag.

Turn your iPhone into a truly professional work phone with this iPhone landline dock. With crisp sound quality from the headset and the ability to charge your iPhone while it’s plugged in, the iPhone landline dock is perfect for transitioning in and out of work mode.

Pay homage to one of mankind’s greatest feats with the astronaut chandelier in your home. Great for children, it lets their imagination soar while providing ample lighting. It’s the out-of-this-world chandelier so great it would have probably been hanging in JFK’s own man cave.

The Gear Ring is a cool and innovative product with completely functional gears built in the ring. The gears move when you twist the top and / or bottom of the ring – making this ring a really cool gift for guys for geeky people who love mechanics.

It’s said if you never get off the couch you’ll never see any excitement in life, but with this motorized couch you’ll be pumping adrenaline for hours on end. Offered as a crazy driving experience, the motorized couch is just one of the crazy vehicles you can drive.

Stay in shape even while you stuff your face with food with these dumbbell eating utensils. These fully functional hand made dumbbells each weigh between 2 to 4.5 lbs and will revolutionize the way you eat your food, giving you a work out while you consume.

Look like a quiet badass with these replica scorpion jackets from the movie Drive. With a high level of attention to detail, these scorpion jackets are fully lined and diamond stitched with quilted satin, and of course feature the golden scorpion embroidered on the back.

Add some lunar ambiance to your home with this giant glow in the dark moon sticker. Also available in smaller sizes, these glowing moon stickers are perfect for a kids room or just a neat hangout spot, giving you a beautiful display of art and science.

It’s hard to not do a barrel roll of excitement when you first see this Star Fox Arwing model plane. Made from real wood, this classic design perfectly captures the aircraft that Star Fox piloted in the legendary game series and also comes with the model stand shown.

Give your home a worldly feel to it with help from this giant vintage world map wallpaper. It makes a great addition to any well traveled individual’s home decor, and is available in multiple sizes so you can add character to any room no matter how big or small.

Eat your precious baby up just like you want to with the shark attack sleeping bag. This sleeping bag is the perfect gift for a new parent with a sense of humor — just slip the bag over baby’s legs, and it’s perfect for the stroller and just as cute as can be.

Maximize your limited backyard space with the transforming picnic table bench. With more than meets the eye, the versatile design gives you the option of choosing between a sturdy picnic table or bench so no matter what the occasion, you’ll be able to accommodate guests.

Upgrade your wardrobe with some intergalactic Pilot style with this Star Wars X-Wing Pilot Hoodie. This hoodie comes with a front zipper and a hood that doubles as the X-Wing Pilot Helmet and is a great way for Star Wars fans to stay warm this winter.

Light up the night in TRON like style with these neon light up sneakers. These handmade light up sneakers use an on board circuitry and an included battery source to create a stunning neon effect at night time, perfect for turning heads at the club or rave.

Swim with dangerous crocodiles while keeping your limbs intact with this crocodile cage diving experience in Australia’s Crocosaurus Cove. The Croc Cove is a saltwater theme park with over 50,000 gallons infested with crocodiles and other beautiful but deadly marine life.

I think I just blue myself with excitement. This Tobias Funke never nude blue man plushie was made as a one time piece for an art exhibit by Michelle Coffee of the Deadly Sweet shop, so unfortunately you can only dream of owning such a beautiful plush doll.

Have you drink shaken, not stirred, and edible with these flavored cups that you can eat! You’ll be concoting all sorts of wild combinations like chilled Grey Goose in an olive-flavored cup, and the sweetest blue raspberry Jell-O in a lemon-flavored vessel.

Sharks are known for having the ability to devour virtually anything, even dirty laundry – which is why the shark laundry basket makes an awesome addition to any bedroom. Just make sure to watch out for the deadly jaws when dropping in your dirty clothes.

You don’t have to be part of House Targaryen to get your hands on some rare and valuable dragon eggs. These custom-made eggs make excellent centerpieces and are available in the color styles shown on the TV series or from the book.

Live out your childhood dream of being a mighty robot when you put on the Ninja Turtles Krang apron. The apron comes with a design that turns the entire torso into Krang’s colossal robotic exoskeleton – complete with the pinkish, brain-like Krang housed in the middle.

Ditch those annoying buzzing, vibrating, and ringing alarm clocks. You can now wake up naturally with this gradually increasing Wake Up Light alarm clock that also serves as an iPod dock to play your favorite music as you slowly wake up.

Have you always wanted to get a tattoo but have trouble committing to just a single tattoo design? Now you can change the look of a tattoo whenever you want, or even hide it completely with this remarkable tattoo system that is surgically installed into your skin.

Go on recon missions with this remote control spy tank that is controlled by any smart device such as an iPad, iPhone, or even Android. Simply install the app into your device and control the video capturing spy tank in any way you want.

Now with the Half-Life Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator – a.k.a. the Gravity gun – you can easily move around heavy objects without fear of straining your back. The applications of use are virtually limitless with this replica Half-Life gun.

Even if you don’t win the race, sporting the Pee-wee Herman cycling suit will still make you a shoo-in for the sharpest dressed award. This stylish and skintight professional grade suit will give you an edge at any race by distracting your fellow bikers with uncontrollable laughter.

Adrenaline junkies and outdoorsmen, we present to you the latest in portable wireless outdoor speaker technology. Waterproof and shock resistant, this tough speaker connects via Bluetooth so you can listen to music while climbing a mountain or biking uphill.

Living out of your car has never looked so comfortable and luxurious as it does now thanks to the inflatable car bed! Able to be set up in seconds, the inflatable car bed is perfect for road trips, or just for living in a van down by the river after you’ve lost everything.

You might want a steam-powered watch to match your top hat made of gears, but this steampunk watch is going to match your get-up even better. As a bonus, you won’t burn your wrist with steam, and you’ll be able to tell time when you’re cleaning your goggles.

The rainbow light up scarf is the perfect accessory for remaining both visible and warm in the dead of night. The long, cozy scarf contains LED lights that really make the colors of the scarf pop — all you need is a 9V battery and you’ll be double rainbowing in no time.

Never leave the house without the proper gear on you – the camera gun holster is designed to give you convenience of carrying around your fancy DSLR camera without having to wear it strapped around your neck like some cheesy tourist.

Lay face down comfortably and read with the Ergo Lounger, the face-down sun lounger that folds up and is ready to go anywhere. Perfect for pools and beaches, this face down lounger brilliantly solves a common problem for people who love to read while tanning.

There are many cool methods to opening a beer bottle; you can use counter-tops, teeth, or even eye sockets to pop open a cold beer – and now you can even use sunglasses to open your favorite beer with these titanium bottle opener sunglasses.

Compliment your ever growing movie prop collection with the imposing Ghostbusters Vigo Replica painting. This larger than life painting depicts Vigo the Carpathian as he stands against a 16th century backdrop and ominously peers into your soul.

Are you feeling lucky today, punk? The .44 magnum is one of the most powerful handguns in the world, capable of blowing your head clean off – and now it’s the manliest ring in the world. This ring makes a great gift for guns enthusiasts, and Dirty Harry impressionists.

This voice remote controlled R2-D2 is the droid you are looking for! This R2-D2 bot responds to over 40 commands, along with having his own little quirks like acting out without being told to like the real R2-D2 would. This R/C R2-D2 makes a great gift for Star Wars fans.

Get a chance to slumber just like the old brew masters of yesteryear when you spend a night in the beer barrel bed. Crafted from an actual retired nineteenth century barrel, this unique bed comfortably accommodates 1 or 2 people, as long as no one’s claustrophobic.

Stalk and kill your target like Ezio with this functioning Assassin’s Creed inspired hidden blade; with the flick of the wrist, the replica assassin blade will spring outward. Perfect for cosplay, these hidden blades are actually made from real steel.

Let this year’s trick or treaters know you mean business by making them walk past these frighteningly evil looking mini Scarecrow statues before they can ever get any candy. These mini Scarecrow statues stand just over two feet tall and make a great decoration for Halloween.

Embrace the inevitable zombie apocalypse with the Zombie Attack Bed Covers. This gory bed set includes a blanket cover and two pillow cases that are screen printed and hand painted with zombie arms, and an ample spread of blood throughout.

Say hello to your little friend — the Tony Montana action figure. You can have him send men to kill your other action figures, or have him make some shady drug deals with the Power Rangers. Children’s play cocaine sold separately.

Crown yourself as the Queen with these solid fourteen carat gold crown rings. Made to order with custom ring sizes, the crown ring will fit perfectly on your royal fingers, or makes a great gift idea for people who always dreamed of being a highborn.

Now you can eliminate foggy bathroom mirrors using wiper technology akin to what your car’s windshield uses. The foggy mirror wiper is perfect for when you get out from a hot and steamy shower, allowing you to remove that foggy mirror with just a quick swipe.

Own a pair of shoes that are out of this world with these hand painted and custom made galaxy shoes. Simply specify your shoe size, and your shoes will be painted in the awe inspiring style you see before you, or you can even request a different cosmic color scheme.

Don’t cower in fear of the Empire – now you can be prepared to defend yourself against stormtroopers, Boba Fett, or even Darth Vader with these collectible Star Wars villains targets. These geeky silhouette targets/posters are the perfect gift idea for the vigilant Rebel.

Perfectly strike the cue ball every time with this laser guide billiards cue stick. This regulation size and weight cue stick features a built-in laser so you can easily see where you will hit the cue ball, enabling you to strike with more accuracy for those difficult angled shots.

Just because you’re outdoors and don’t have an electrical doesn’t mean you can’t charge your electronic devices. With just a little bit of wood to burn, this camp stove electrical outlet gives you a fine camp fire while also giving power to your electrical devices.

Take all the hard work out of cleaning your gutters with the iRobot Looj gutter cleaner. This gutter cleaning robot is easy to set up, just place it in your gutters, remove the forty foot range remote control, and let it the robot do all the dirty gutter work for you.

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s you! With the personalized superhero figurines you’ll finally get a chance to save the day and become the hero you’ve always know you could be. These action figures will immortalize you and turn you into the stuff of legends.

Chivalry might be dead, but that doesn’t mean you can’t still dress like a knight in modern times with these armored knight hoodies. Featuring a retractable helmet and reinforced stitching, your armored knight hoodie is sure to last through many joustings.

Disco might still be dead, but its flashy fashion style shall live on with this disco ball hoodie. Crafted using a rare metal known as disconium, wearing the disco hoodie is known to cause outbursts of dancing, sudden loss of inhibitions, and an inexplicable addiction to cocaine.

Show off your nostalgic side with this LEGO inspired block necklace. Cast in a highly finished stainless steel and accompanied by an 18″ chain, the LEGO block necklace will remind you of simpler times when the only worries you had were stepping on jagged LEGO blocks.

Your kids ain’t afraid of no ghosts – but just in case they are, the Ghostbusters neon light will work perfectly as a night light to keep away any scary ghosts or poltergeists that dare try enter your kid’s room. It also makes a great collector’s gift for fans of the movie.

Writing down notes just became obsolete now that the document scanner pen has entered into the equation. This highly portable gadget employs a precision lens to capture whatever is visually placed within its laser parameters to provide the highest quality scan possible.

Don’t let those Rebel scum get away with having all the fashion accessories – now you look straight Imperial with these Stormtrooper cuff links. These officially licensed three dimensional Stormtrooper helmet cuff links are a must have for any fashionable Imperial.

Tear up the half pipe or just cruise the board walk with this Homer Simpson skateboard. This complete longboard skateboard comes with wheels and trucks, and will be an eye catcher amongst your skater friends. There’s also a Duff Beer skateboard for the drinkers.

Take home a piece of vampire hunting history when you acquire the steampunk bow. This bow is fashioned from sturdy plastic and metal and designed to deliver a deadly stake through the chest of any undead monster; a must have for anyone planning a trip to Transylvania.

Forget what crazy old Obi-Wan told you, these are the droids you are looking for! These geeky and sexy Star Wars inspired R2-D2 swimsuits are guaranteed to get you at least one serious marriage proposal per day, or at minimum a free PC checkup from your neighborhood geek.

Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker. This bluetooth enabled speaker is not only compatible with all major smart phones and MP3 players but also enthralls the senses with every hue on the color spectrum.

The moon can be extremely fickle. Luckily, with the glow in the dark moon pillow you’ll be able to enjoy a full moon no matter what the lunar cycle may indicate. Once the lights go off, the life-like image on the pillow begins to emit a soothing glow that lulls you to sleep.

No vehicle is more fit for the title of Hawttt Hot Wheels than the Ecto-1 Ghostbuster mobile. This extremely detailed 1:18 scale die-cast replica is a must have item for Ghostbusters fans, vintage Cadillac lovers, and unusual movie prop collectors.

Style yourself like greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy with the Boba Fett hoodie. Featuring two front pockets, a Mandalorian crest on the sleeve, and Jaster Mereel’s clan sigil on chest, this geeky Star Wars themed hoodie is as authentic as you can get.

Now you can store your computer data on an external hard drive encased in the cartridge of arguably the greatest game ever made – the Legend of Zelda. Available in 500GB, 750GB, and 1TB versions, these Zelda cartridge hard drives are the ultimate geeky PC accessory.

Bigfoot exists and this whole time he’s been hiding in your own backyard! This mini Bigfoot statue stands just under two feet tall and will cause all your guests to do a double take when they catch a glance at this urban legend walking around your backyard.

Sink into a delicious, meaty slumber with the burger bedset. This duvet set turns your bed into one of the most delicious meals imaginable — a juicy double cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato. You’ll finally be able to realize your dreams of living inside of a cheeseburger.

Upgrade your pathetic cranium with the cybernetic head system that offers side mounted LEDs and built-in optical targeting and threat analyzing systems. Or maybe it’s just a really cool looking party mask – we really don’t research these things.

Don’t just keep your gun a little bit safe — keep it completely locked down with the fingerprint gun safe. The fingerprint gun case only allows authorized fingerprints to access the safe, so you can store you guns without worry of unwanted use.

Basketball fans and alcoholics rejoice – now you can combine your two favorite hobbies with this basketball beer pong game! Played just like traditional beer pong, except game table is now a portable basketball backboard, and the goal is to hit jumpshots.

Style yourself like the most popular Pokémon ever with the Pikachu hoodie. These geeky hoodies are made from scratch using a soft yellow fleece material and feature Pikachu’s face and ears. Other Pokémon characters are available by request as well.

The crocheted Tetris pillow is shown here in the shape of the useful, yet infuriating, step-shaped Tetris piece. This piece could be guided on top of Tetris protrusions of any size. Guide it to the side of your sofa and either pummel it or cuddle it, depending on your mood.

Go green while still staying stylish with these wooden watches. Available in a variety of popular watch styles, these wooden watches offer the same functionality as a traditional watch, but have a beautifully crafted natural wood exterior.

Everyone at the skate park will be saying ay carumba, when you bust some kickflips with the Marge Simpson skateboard deck. The deck’s bold design displays Marge’s portrait and killer blue fro while showing us that Bart isn’t the only one with serious skate chops.

Slice and dice ingredients for your next meal with this geeky 8-bit Super Mario cutting board. These custom made 8-bit cutting boards are extremely durable and hand finished pixelated masterpieces, and are available in other styles such as Space Invaders.

Dogs and mailmen might hate each other, but now you can help bridge their differences with this Beagle dog mailbox. This adorable doggy mailbox is shaped and painted like a Beagle, and is a perfect gift idea to personalize a dog lover’s home.

Set up a picnic table anywhere you want with this portable suit case picnic table. At only twenty-two pounds this picnic table suit case makes an ideal portable eating station while at the beach or at a tail gate party. All you need is to unfold and enjoy your picnic.

Give your lovely home a subtle touch of death and decay with the crystal skull door knob. Designed to look like a perfectly polished tiny human skull, the grim door knobs make the perfect decorating piece for a modern Witch Doctor’s home or office.

Finish off your wedding cake with an honest touch with these video game addict wedding cake toppers. Available with everything from Starcraft to Call of Duty, these cake toppers are the perfect way to mark the end of his all night gaming sessions and the start of marriage.

Let everyone know you are too busy working on your tan, listening to music, and sipping on pina coladas with these oversized “I Am Busy” towels. Designed by Rirkrit Tiravanija, these giant orange towels are perfect for a lazy day at the beach or hangout out poolside.

Read your children a bedtime story like never before with this clever bedtime story blanket. Ideal for the lover of good books, the bedtime story blanket features a few pages of literature for you to read as you cuddle up and get ready for a good night’s rest.

You’re not drunk – these cups really are melting away. Featuring a truly creative tipsy design, these melting glass cups are great as a decorative piece, though their functionality is questionable. They also make a great pranking accessory for your really drunk friends.

Dress up like a cold one for your next party; there’s nothing more gorgeous than a delicious bit of bubbles and foam. Perfect for parties, even better for beer gardens in the summer — you’ll look delicious and attract all of the beer lovers in the crowd.

Personalize your pillows with these four custom made scrabble pillows. You can also order multiple pillows to combine for one giant word, such as Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism, or stick with the standard four pillows with your choice of letters.

Geek out in total comfort with this cleverly designed set of Star Trek pillows. This complete set of geeky throw pillows includes the gold command pillow, blue science pillow, and red engineering pillow – or you can order each pillow individually.

Contact the unknown without drawing attention from the feds when wearing the E.T. ring. The ring’s accurate portrayal of E.T. will satisfy even the most hardcore movie fan while its antiquated copper finish make it great for all occasions, from formal events to phoning home.

This is the ultimate pillow if you like to sleep on your side. The Sleep Better Pillow has a small opening in the middle to allow you to place your arm through it, giving you a more natural sleeping position.

Control a real life Mario Kart and tear up the streets with this radio controlled blue shell launching, star grabbing, banana dropping, mushroom abusing Mario Kart. This Mario Kart is a battery powered and has a max speed of 10 mph, and makes a great gift for kids.

Desperate times call for desperate measures – the only way to survive the cold night is to use your lightsaber to cut open this Tauntaun and use it as a blanket! This Tauntaun sleeping bag is great for geeky sleepovers and makes a cool gift for Star Wars fans.

Print photos from your iPhone or iPad with ease with this printer designed specifically for the iPhone and iPad. It’s compact size means you can print anywhere at a high resolution with no computer needed – just plug in your iPad or iPhone and print!

Battle your fellow geeks like never before with these real laser powered lightsabers. Powered using the same technology as the world’s most powerful laser, these intense lightsabers are the closest thing we’ve ever seen to a real lightsaber outside of a movie theatre.

One of the keys to happiness is not being a slave to the clock – there’s no better way to show your liberation from the time overlords than having a wall clock that shows you couldn’t possibly care less. Get yourself a “Whatever” wall clock and say fuck you, time!

Do some real life Mario Kart racing with this Yoshi radio control Mario Kart! This 1/8th scale Yoshi racer is apart of the Mario Kart R/C collection and comes equipped with a 9.6 volt battery so it can tear up the local tracks and quickly be recharged.

Take a nap at school, in the office, or even while traveling with this ostrich pillow. The ostrich pillow takes napping to new frontiers, allowing you to comfortably block out external light and give you some much needed privacy while you doze off.

Fight soberness and pale skin with the floating ship cooler. The floating ship cooler comes in a variety of colors, and comes with a durable vinyl coating with insulated walls so your drinks will stay nice and cold while you bum out at the pool.

Step your game up hater, and get yourself some real mutha****ing smart cooking gear with the Epic Meal Time cooking kit. It’s got everything you need to cook up a 20,000 calorie bacon wrapped turkey stuffed with baconators swimming in whiskey maple syrup.

Ward off those spring time showers without constantly lugging around an umbrella or dorky raincoat with the hoodie backpack. The backpack features a functional hood you can easily slip on whenever the weather turns bad or you need to catch a few Z’s in class.

Grab hold of the finest swag in all of Pandora with the officially licensed Borderlands loot chest! It’s filled with all kinds of goodies for Borderlands fans, and also doubles as an excellent storage compartment for your high powered weaponry afterwards.

Look and feel like a million bucks every time you go to sleep with these Suit Pajamas. These Suit Pajamas are the officially licensed version of Suitjamas as seen in How I Met Your Mother, and are made from fine silk and cotton for a light and breathable feel.

Break out that box of old Super Nintendo cartridges you’ve got in storage because now you replay all the classics in this amazing handheld Super Nintendo player! Shaped like the original controller of a Super Nintendo, this pocket SNES is great for nostalgic gamers.

With the netted cocooon hammock you can hang out in your backyard or in the wilderness without having mosquitoes invade your quiet personal space. The netted hammock features a mesh canopy that lets fresh air breeze through while filtering out annoying insects.

Light up your bookshelf at home or in the office with this cleverly designed lamp that is in the shape of a thick library book. Made with a white plexiglass shell, the book lamp uses a small 9 watt light bulb to illuminate itself and will look great anywhere you decide to place it.

Wave goodbye to morning stress when you start your days off on the massaging bed rest. You’ll be able to catch up on currents events, sip your morning latte, and receive a world class massage all before having to step into your morning slippers.

Aside from weird looks you might receive, these five finger shoes are a cool way to get back to your caveman roots and build up your core foot muscles that completely atrophied ever since you put on your first pair of sneakers. Thanks a lot Nike!

Ram into each other bumper car style just like you used to do as a kid at the local fair – only now you are crashing into each other on the high seas! These floating motorized bumper cars are perfect for fun at the pool or beach, and include a built in large water gun.

Turn your mailbox into a groovy love machine with these VW Bus mailboxes. Available in a variety of psychedelic colors, these functional and handmade steel VW Bus mailboxes are perfect for expressing your individuality to all your neighbors and your mailman.

Listen to your music while lounging by the pool with this floating wireless speaker. Using a high powered 900 MHz signal, the floating wireless speaker can deliver high quality sound from a long distance, and can be synched up with other floating wireless speakers.

This over sized gear clock is a stylish work of art – made of various sized gears that will easily be a conversation starter in any home. The gear clock is hand painted and is a great gift for anyone who loves steampunk themed items.

Now you can decorate your home with trippy wall paintings that glow in the dark after being exposed to UV or natural sun light. Each painting glows for about six to twelve hours depending on the colors, and also includes a UV light to easily charge them up.

Look absolutely algebraic with this Finn Adventure Time costume. This four piece Finn costume must be purchased separately to get the complete look of the sword, shirt, backpack, and hat. Now all you need is a dog with magical powers.

For decades Zelda fans have been wondering what great powers would be unlocked when you located and combined all pieces of the Triforce – it turns out it was just a lamp all along. Perfect for gamers, the Triforce lamp can be configured as either a hanging or desk lamp.

Light up your home with these Super Mario inspired question block lamps. Perfect for a kid’s room or just a geeky man cave, these Super Mario question block lamps will remind you of simpler times when your habit of eating magic mushrooms wasn’t frowned upon.

Charge your devices and give off some warm lighting in your home or office with this clever USB charger outlet lamp. Available in a several different colors, this unique forty watt lamp doubles as a electrical outlet and USB charger station.

Decorate your library with these unique folded book paper art. With a bold 3D look, these sculptures are crafted by folding the pages from actual books into legible words of your choosing. They make an excellent gift idea for book lovers and librarians.

Work on your grip and make a real connection with your home with these handshake door knobs. These finely made solid aluminum door handles are perfect for adding an artistic style to your home, and will force limp handshakers to man up or be trapped forever inside.

Prepare yourself for the zombie apocalypse with these life like Zombie practice targets that will instantly gush with blood when shot; You can even blow their heads off. Available in many zombie forms, from standard to nazi zombie, to even ex-girlfriend zombie targets.

Keep warm without losing the menacing appeal you’ve worked so hard to acquire with the crocheted Bane mask. It’s the one of a kind hand-knit piece of winter wear guaranteed to keep you safe and cozy whether you’re terrorizing Gotham or skiing down the slopes.

The R-rated talking Ted plushie is the best toy a good, responsible parent could possibly give their children, or themselves. This lovable and huggable trash talking plushie features 12 prerecorded sayings that’ll leave you crippled with laughter for hours on end.

The Skeleton Swim Suit is the latest brilliant bathing suit from Black Milk Clothing. The Skeleton Swim Suit is an instant conversation piece that is anything but the typical swim suit and makes a great gift for women who love unusual artwork.

Look stylish and feel comfy at the same time with these dress pant sweatpants. Now you can wear sweat pants all week while watching cartoons on the couch without fear of social backlash thanks to these sweatpants that perfectly mesh style and comfort.

You’re all grown up, so shouldn’t your toys do the same? These giant toy soldiers will tower over a regular size green army toy soldier, and will be available in many different classic toy solider poses such as prone, kneeling, and of course armed with an RPG.

Stand out from the rest of the hoodlums on your block with these light up hoodies. Featuring a variety of colored electric rope running through the seam of the zipper and the hood itself, the light up hoodie is great for turning heads at night.

X-Ray leggings make people spying on you while running see what’s really underneath — your bones and tendons. These leggings also give viewers a sense of the pride you take in your bones, muscles, and super sexy tendons that give you the ability to be your best.

Zombify up your lawn and disturb all your pesky neighbors with this lawn zombie decoration. Perfect for Halloween decorating – the zombie decoration looks like a fresh and hungry zombie ripping its way up to the earth for some delicious braainnssss.

Harry Potter fans can now control any TV with the flick of the wrist with this magic wand TV remote control! This magic wand TV remote control has 13 different gestures to do everything from turn the TV on and off to changing the volume or channel.

Quit using those standard trash cans with their pathetic storage capacity that corresponds to their actual physical size – the Doctor Who TARDIS trash can is the only trash receptacle on the market that will easily store tons of your garbage and then dematerialize.

Look like a total badass by putting an easily activated flame igniting device directly on your clothing with these lighter cufflinks. It’s guaranteed to light yourself on fire when you least expect it make you always prepared when you need to start a campfire.

Put Batman’s loaded belt to shame when you show up with the barbecue toolbelt around your waist. This awesome belt includes specially designed pockets for every tool in your bbq kit, including your phone and two frosty beers to make cooking more enjoyable.

Show off your elite hunting skills with this T-Rex trophy wall mountable sculpture. Not only will guests of your home think you are a deadly hunter, but they’ll also be impressed that you were invited to visit the exclusive Jurassic Park island – and then killed anything that moved.

Give your iPhone a one of kind earthy feel with these engraved bamboo iPhone cases. Laser cut and sanded by hand, these bamboo iPhone cases are meticulously crafted and come in a variety of artistic styles – just don’t count on them to actually protect your iPhone.

Hey Hey – it’s your old pal Krusty in skateboard form! As you can expect from any trusted Krusty brand product, this quality longboard will last for years of extended use, won’t ever explode without warning, and definitely won’t give you un-explainable skin rashes.

Throw out those lame family portraits and invest in these custom made zombie paintings. These personalized zombie portraits are hand painted using a photo of you as inspiration, giving you a unique insight into what you’d look like in zombie form.

This mini air hockey table has a built in fan to give it that authentic air hockey feel. Measuring roughly 4 feet long and 2 feet wide, this air hockey table is a fun and portable version of the real game.

Train for the upcoming zombie apocalypse like never before with the 5K zombie survival marathon that will be coming to a city near you! This one of a kind marathon includes obstacle courses as well as endless zombies scattered throughout the marathon.

Give your home bar an apt lighting system with these beer can track lights. Available in a variety of beer can styles, these unique track lights will transform your bar area from a dingy alcoholic’s sulking spot to a fun and lively party zone where everyone will want to go!

ThisIsWhyImFat – this ‘Do It Yourself’ style ice cream maker will have you eating professional style ice cream from the convenience of your home. This DIY Ice Cream Maker is a great housewarming gift to give to someone who you secretly want to become obese very rapidly.

If you’ve always wanted to try skydiving but are afraid of the whole “falling to to your death” nonsense, worry no more. With indoor skydiving, you get the thrill of free fall without the crushing terror of actually jumping from an airplane.

For the first time ever you can own a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ooze canister and transform your boring pet turtles into pizza eating crime fighters! These replica Ninja Turtle ooze canisters are made from real glass and metal, and are great for TMNT fans.

Now you can play with the focal instrument from arguably the greatest game ever made – Zelda: The Ocarina of Time. This ceramic twelve hole musical ocarina instrument looks and plays just like it did in the Zelda video game, and comes with a book of songs too.

Warm your home without literally warming your home with these 8-bit fireplace art pieces that are reminscent of the pixelated fires you would see in the Legend of Zelda games. Available in various sizes for different fireplace styles, these geeky fireplaces great for retro gamers.

Be the center of attention all night long with this head turning disco ball dress. Whether you’ve got Saturday night fever or just love flashy apparel, the disco ball dress will instantly become your favorite little outfit for painting the town red.

Clean yourself with the power of the dark side with this giant Darth Vader soap bar. Weighing in at over two pounds, the giant Darth Vader soap bar is an easy way to get your dumb kids young padawans to wash their hands before dinner, but also makes a nice decorative piece.

As Walter White continues his descent into the persona of Heisenberg, he grows more image conscious. Buying fancy cars and wearing very expensive wrist watches – but what should he do about shoes? These Breaking Bad shoes feature Heisenberg’s iconic face on them.

Satisfy your debilitating lust for chocolate and peanut butter with this massive peanut butter cupcake that looks like a super-sized Reese’s cupcakes. These delicious cakes feature house made peanut butter filling sandwiched between two layers of rich dark chocolate.

Spy on anyone your invasive little heart desires with this clever camera spy lens. The camera spy lens attaches to your DSLR and allows you to appear as if you are shooting pictures in front of you, when in reality you are snapping photos in a completely opposite direction.

If you love that classic style of 1950s pin-up girls, these swinging girl necklaces will be a perfect addition to your jewelry collection. Hand cut and soldered, these quaint necklaces come with a seventeen inch sterling silver chain and make a perfect gift for pin-up girl fans.

Give your home bar or man cave an authentic alcoholic touch with the beer keg stools. Just consume an entire beer keg by yourself, and this stool kit will easily allow you to transform that empty keg into a fully functional bar stool with all the necessary hardware included.

Make your iPhone glow with an overwhelming aura of light with these light up iPhone cases. Available in a variety of bold colors, these easy to install glowing LED iPhone cases are perfect for making your iPhone stand out from the endless sea of standard looking phones.

It may be impossible to get your hands on Mario’s magic shrooms but with the Super Mario piranha plant pipe in your hands you’ll be able to soar just as high. This quality pipe features a one-of-a-kind design and double blown Pyrex glass for maximum durability.

You’re sexy and you know it – but if you really want to show the whole world how beautifully in-shape you are, then you’re going to have to show off your inner beauty too. These exposed muscle leggings will give off the look of your legs being turned inside out.

Look absolutely menacing in this Shredder hoodie. This officially licensed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles inspired hoodie features intimidating shoulder and forearm spikes, as well as a zip up/down mask to give you a truly terrifying appearance.

The only 100% way to ensure your teens never catch bed bugs is to never let them have sleep. But with rap music and that satanic music television sending subliminal messages, the most realistic approach to keeping them safe is to give them these condom pillows.

Stop counting sheep and start counting down til lift off when you go to sleep in your space astronaut bed set. This realistically decorated bed set allows kids and adults to fulfill their dream of venturing into the vast unknowns of space every time they lay to rest.

This is one laptop cover that will definitely set you apart from the rest. It looks like a century old leather book, but it holds your laptop nice and snug while making you look like some 18th century scholar, and most impressively it doesn’t overheat your laptop.

Finally a knife holder that calms the murderous rage we all feel for our ex’s! This five piece knife set includes every type of knife you’d typically use to murder your ex, comes in a wide variety of colors, and is the perfect gift for the heartbroken.

If you’re going to bum it out on a couch all day, you might as well get a tan in the process. The Pool Couch is an inflatable water float that easily fits two people and their drink of choice in the built in arm rest cup holders, and makes a great gift to relax on the water.

If you are constantly uncovering yourself from the bed sheets at night because you can’t maintain a cool temperature then you need a Bed Fan. The Bed Fan will quietly disperse hot air under the sheets and keep you cool all night long so you can get a good night’s rest.

Dry yourself off after a warm shower and look like a practitioner of the dark side of the force with these Star Wars Sith bathrobes. Made entirely from high quality cotton, these bath robes also double as a Star Wars Halloween costume.

Quit struggling to start a barbeque using conventional methods – the instant charcoal lighter can get a fire going fast and reliably without need for lighter fluids. The instant lighter also works great for campfires and fireplace logs.

Stop dressing up as a sissy elf healer at the next convention when instead you can go as a bad-ass warrior wielding this massive cosplay sword. This formidable weapon measures five feet in total length with a formidable 45″ blade, complete with striking blue LEDs.

When the family’s torn over how to spend quality time, the miniature golf billiards are sure to meet all of your family’s requirements for fun. It combines the lightheartedness of mini golfing with the competitiveness of pool to bring a challenging game ideal for all ages.

If you like wearing sweatpants all day, then you’ll love the wearable sleeping bag. With the ability to take a nap anywhere at anytime, the wearable sleeping bag is perfect for bums. It’s also great to wear while camping on chilly nights with its insulated core.

Have you ever wondered what the Statue of David would look like if it were sculpted recently using what the average sized man looks like today as inspiration? This obese Statue of David sculpture embodies the gluttony, and the abundance of obesity in modern times.

This wine cork wreath is the perfect way to passive-aggressively reflect your feelings about the winter holidays. It tells the world, “Please, if you come to the work party, bring two bottles of wine instead of your disgusting potato salad.”

Get over your silly childhood fear of clowns by pumping this zombie clown target full of lead and watch it bleed to death as you conquer your fear. This zombie clown shooting target is filled with pink liquid that bleeds out when it is shot, so you know when you’re hitting it.

Prepare for simultaneous battle against the Decepticons and cold weather with help from the crocheted Optimus Prime helmet. The helmet guises your noggin and makes you look like the great Autobot leader, enabling you to roll out even in the coldest of days.

Pay tribute to one of the greatest outcasts in all of cinema, Sloth Fratelli. Misunderstood, heroic, and kind — he’s Chunk’s savior and part of the reason the Goonies are able to escape. When you put this mask on, cravings for Rocky Road ice cream and Baby Ruths are possible.