Never miss an update or email with the e-mail notification light hooked up to your computer. This compact device conveniently plugs into any available USB ports and features nine distinct colors and ten different sounds that help you identify the urgency of the message.
Keep all the windows in your humble abode looking crystal clear all year round with the window cleaning robot. This handy appliance can be controlled by remote and will leave windows so spotless you’ll be bumping into them after the first wash.
Slice open your mail with striking precision by using the Samurai sword letter opener. This stainless steel letter opener comes styled like a traditional Japanese Samurai sword, right down to the black chord wrapped handle. It also makes a great display mounted on its rack.
Escape the dull and monotonous glow of your office’s fluorescent lights with the faux sky light diffusers. These cheerful panels display pleasant images of mother nature at her best. Instead of a sterile yellow glow, you’ll be able to gaze up and enjoy a perfect summer sky.
Stop paying for expensive therapy sessions and start releasing your anger naturally without frightening your co-workers with the Japanese shouting vase. The vase drowns out your screams and shouts, so you can discretely mouth off obscenities as loud as you can.
Now you can drop f-bombs all day long and be commended for your organization and professionalism around the workplace with the f-bomb paperweight. Made from recycled steel, it’s great for keeping memos neat and tidy on your desk.
Become an organized handy-man around the house with the post-it note roller. This clever roller sticks onto almost any wall or door ,and unlike most standard sticky pads, it allows you to customize the length of the paper depending on what you need to write.
Now you can save on electricity and get a nice forearm workout going when you shred your documents using these shredder scissors. They’re perfect for slicing and dicing up documents, credit cards, and especially evidence that links you to insider trading.
Enjoy the riveting feel of an Italian sports car when you sit behind the Lamborghini Murcielago desk. Work will get done in record time as you cruise by the workday with a desk modeled like the sleek and sexy Lamborghini Murcielago.
Bulky chargers won’t clutter your outlets anymore when you install these rotating wall outlets. These innovative wall outlets properly cater to your modern lifestyle by rotating 360 degrees so you can plug virtually anything in without blocking the other outlet.
The light show fountain speakers provide the ideal way of completely immersing yourself in your favorite songs – without any drugs. Upon connecting the speakers to a computer, the speakers put on a water and light show timed to the beat of your favorite songs.
The light switch sticky notes will make sure you never again forget an important task or idea before leaving the room. The simple yet innovative design fits over most light switch covers and provides just enough space to jot down a quick reminder.
The office nap pillow is one binder you’ll never forget to pack in your briefcase or backpack. Just a few minutes a day with your head submerged within the contents of this soft and cozy binder will provide you with the energy of ten red bulls and two cups of coffee.
The wood camouflaging powerstrip lets you keep all your electronic appliances plugged in without sacrificing the decorum of the room. The powerstrip comes in different shades of wood so that no matter what type of wooden floors are in your home, you’ll find a match.
Take your art back to its most primal element by using the wooden branches colored pencils to complete your latest masterpiece. As long as you don’t mind a splinter or two, these rustic colored pencils are just what you need to make your artwork really pop.
The single task notepad rejects the busy and fast paced lifestyle so many are caught up in and caters to those who prefer to take life one step at a time. Each page provides just enough space to write down a single task so you don’t overwhelm yourself.
Cut the cost of your monthly electrical bill by plugging your appliances into the smart chip surge protector. The surge protector includes 10 separate outlets and automatically powers down when the appliances are off in order reduce on overall energy usage.
Let out your repressed white collar rage while staying organized with these middle finger paperclips. Whether you want to say “fuck you” to the actual documents, or the intended recipients, the middle finger paperclips are great for blowing off some steam in the office.
With versatility that rivals duct tape, the reusable zip ties are the household item you never knew you needed. Whether you need to tie a bag or bind objects together or organize cables, there’s no job they can’t preform – it’s rubber bands for the 21st century.
Mistakes will become something to smile about when using the “oops!” vinyl eraser to correct them. This comical vinyl eraser is perfect for use on all types of paper and leaves the surface smudge free so you can continue working on a clean sheet, free of mistakes.
Keep the business cards you receive at your next conference in the briefcase business card holder. This clever case keeps business cards clean and uncrinkled, while giving the cards the proper respect they deserve. After all, business cards should be in a briefcase.
The beaver pencil sharpener will guarantee you’re always equipped with the pointiest writing utensils in the the entire room. With their love for chomping on wood, just a few seconds inside the chrome plated beaver’s mouth is all it’ll take to get the job done.
Tame the jungle of cables lurking in the back of the desk or entertainment system with the desk cable organizer. This easy to install piece is great for keeping your work-space tidy and all the cables you regularly use organized and easily at hand.
Add an imaginative spin to a boring stack of documents at the home or office by binding them together with the bicycle paper clips. They’re great for placing a touch of whimsy to dull and important documents as it keeps them organized.
Kick it old school with these floppy disk sticky notes. You still remember the days when the floppy was the premium in storing files and keeping your hacking under wraps — hearken back to a simpler time by placing these floppy disk stickies all over your office.
You’ll never have to say goodbye to your favorite gaming console thanks to the N64 controller desk organizer. This re-purposed controller is hollowed out so every pen and pencil you have scattered on your desk can remain organized and always at hand.
In this glass cube galaxy, you can see the milky way in perfect suspension. This dynamic decoration will remind you of how small and pathetically insignificant you truly are — or it could just remind you of how nice the night sky is. It really depends on your mood.
At long last, educators everywhere will be able to accurately grade essays with help from the bullshit stamp. Whenever a slacker tries to pass off their B.S. as well-researched material, just bust out the stamp and call them out on their utter bullshit.
Add a “human touch” to your office’s bulletin board with these disturbingly realistic human thumb tacks. With their creatively eerie design, they literally redefine the term ‘thumb’ tack and bring some levity to the an otherwise drab workday.
Now you can increase your productivity from 0 to 60 in a matter of seconds when you use the Corvette desk to complete your work assignments. This devilishly sexy desk features a handmade design and paint job detailed enough to rival an actual Corvette.
Incriminating evidence will become a thing of the past once you begin carrying around the wind up paper shredder. With a few quick turns of the trusty knob, this handy pocket sized shredder permanently erases all traces of any paper document.
You’ve always enjoyed crumpling up a piece of paper and shooting it into the trashcan like a basketball – so why not make it a bit more realistic with these sporty notepads? With a basketball, soccer, and other sporty designs you’ll have an athletic day at the office.
The magnetic egg paperclip nest brings a little bit of nature to the sterile office environment. The egg itself contains a strong magnet, which will attract your twig-like paperclips in a nest shape. This device keeps your clips sorted and protected from predators.
Give your office corkboard a taste of the macabre with Medieval weapon push pins, the only push pins that are manufactured after real weapons of the Dark Ages. You can exact revenge on expense accounts or employee contact lists with daggers, axes, and swords.
No bachelor pad would be complete without this convertible billiards table that goes from a lovely eating area to a fully functional pool table in just seconds. It’s great for the home, but also works great in offices where it can double as a conference table.
Nothing is uglier than a pile of power cords, sitting around behind your entertainment center, collecting dust. With the power cord management station, you can appease your OCD leanings, clean up the dust, and create a pleasantly organized power cord assembly.