So whether you are a cocky millionaire, or a poor lying bastard, this wallet says that you’ve got the money, honey, and you’ve got the time. Please be advised that you are thief bait if this thing is coming out of your pocket. However, your mugger will probably double over laughing when he realizes that what appears to be a wad of cash is only the outside of a wallet that has no money at all! That, or he’ll shoot your face off. Either way, it’s a great gift and novel place to keep your valuables.