Bacon lovers rejoice! As if bacon wasn’t awesome enough, scientists now have discovered astounding curative properties of this marvelous food. Everybody knows that when ingested, bacon’s crispy, greasy goodness satisfies even the mightiest hunger every time. However, when applied externally to the skin, bacon particles react in such a way as to speed up your healing rate exponentially. These bacon bandaids will have Wolverine wishing he could heal as fast as you! In fact, the introduction of the band-aids into the market will cause a projected 13.3% in staff cuts at hospitals.
These bacon band-aids feature latex-free adhesive sides and sterile gauze in the middle ready to handle whatever boo-boo or ouchie you’ve got. Plus, its realistic appearance is both stylish and realistic; they’ll have your mouth watering every time you look at it. Not only do the bandaids draw looks, kids will love showing them off to their friends as well – what little boy wouldn’t love grossing out adults or amusing their friends with bacon stuck to their arm or leg. It’s a win-win, get healed and look cool.