Imagine how much fun it would be to soar the open skies aboard the Trek Aerospace FK2 Flying Go-Kart! This insane concept ride features a design with a centralized pilots seat surrounded by a slew of ducted fans meant to propel the craft into the air.

Golf in true billionaire vigilante crime fighter style as you take to the green on the Batman tumbler golf kart. In this decked out, all-black kart you’ll be able to evade sand traps and water hazards with the same maneuverability as its movie counterpart. 

1.5 seconds. That’s how long it takes the Daymak C5 Blast to go from 0-60 miles per hour. It harnesses the power of a 2,400-Wh lithium-ion battery and the torque of 4 electric motors, making it the world’s fastest consumer go-kart.

Leave the competition in the dust when you hit the track in this Porsche 936 go-kart. Built as a replica of the famous auto that won the LeMans in 1981, it features working headlights, a 3-speed transmission, and can reach speeds up to 36 MPH.

Experience the thrill of go-karting on a snowy mountain by hitting the slopes on this electric snow go-kart. This massively fun ride comes with a pair of rear-mounted treads that will provide traction as you comfortably shred the snowy slopes from a seated position.

Perform all the high adrenaline moves of the Tokyo underground racing scene without breaking the law with the drifting go kart. The unique driving system allows the driver to move in every direction possible and perform incredible moves with the flick of the wrist.

Get your adrenaline pumping while you zoom over the water’s surface at 60+ miles per hour with the aquatic go-kart. This recreational nautical vehicle is designed to handle like a go-kart while on the water, allowing the driver to perform wild maneuvers without flipping over.

This electric go-kart from Segway Ninebot will turn any flat slab of concrete into your own personal playground. This all-ages drifting machine features an adjustable frame that caters to a variety or rider sizes and can accelerate from 0 to 12 miles per hour in just 2 seconds!

Engage in mobile warfare like never before by jumping on this NERF battle go-kart. This pedal-powered ride features a reinforced inverted trike design and comes with a quick response steering wheel for unmatched maneuverability.

Feed your little driver’s need for speed by getting them behind the wheel of this battery powered drifting kart. This 24 volt ride can hit speeds of 12mph, run for 30 minutes on a single charge, and can be maneuvered into hair-raising spins and awesome drifts.

Turn a quiet day on the lake into a heart-pumping thrill ride by hopping aboard this electric water go-kart. This compact little one-seater features an on-board electric motor and lithium battery that can reach speeds of up to 14 knots and can travel for 2 hours on a single charge.

Turn heads and stun everyone in the track when you show up behind the wheel of this 1969 Ferrari 330 P2 Le go-kart. This 2:3 scale replica of the iconic Ferrari racing car is/ powered by a 2.5 horsepower engine capable of reaching speeds up to 25 miles per hour.

Indulge your offspring’s need for speed by getting them behind the wheel of the Mario Kart toy car. Just like the plump Italian racer, they’ll be able to whiz by the other kids at the park as they floor it and reach blinding speeds of three miles per hour.

Give your offspring their first taste of adventure with the Jeep pedal kart. The study metallic frame keeps your young adventurer safe while the rugged wheels and sturdy construction allows them to maneuver through uneven terrain like a pro.

Turn a lap around the park into an adrenaline-filled ride by getting behind the wheel of this drifting go kart. Capable of reaching speeds up to 12 mph, it comes with a high-torque chain-driven motor and features slick back wheels and a hand brake for easy drifting.

Introduce your young one to the thrills of off-roading with this Jeep adventure pedal go kart. It features a sturdy steel tubing frame, a brake-forward-reverse system, and is equipped with a swing axle and large tires ideal for traversing over uneven terrain.

This smart electric kid’s go-kart is the versatile kart designed to grow with your little speed demon. It boasts a sturdy steel chassis along with 2 independent 250W electric motors and comes with features like adjustable pedals and even an adjustable speed limit up to 12 mph.

Clean up the your town’s streets by patrolling them on this Batmobile go-kart. This one of a kind beauty has been fitted with a hand sculpted exterior and fiberglass casing so it looks identical to the Batman’s ride in Arkham Nights.

Shatter every track record set when you take on the local track driving this jet powered go kart. This custom made speed demon is powered by a Boeing 502-12 gas turbine engine capable of producing over  300 pounds of thrust.

Start your own real life Mario Kart race club when you and your fellow neckbeards get your hands on these driveable Super Mario Karts! Styled after Mario’s own racing kart, it features signature sounds effects from the game and jets through any course at a blistering 2.5 MPH.

Show off your love of classic Nintendo games by accenting your outfit with this Super Mario Kart twinkling LED bracelet. This geeky accessory comes embedded with 15 small LEDs that light up a graphic of Mario and Peach racing along the colorful Rainbow Road.

Do some real life Mario Kart racing with this Yoshi radio control Mario Kart! This 1/8th scale Yoshi racer is apart of the Mario Kart R/C collection and comes equipped with a 9.6 volt battery so it can tear up the local tracks and quickly be recharged.

Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit will transform your humble abode into the ultimate race course! You’ll be able to control real-life Mario Karts and race them in a unique custom course that you and the other racers get to design.

For any Mario Kart fan who needs a little boost of energy at work, check out these mini Mario Kart R/C Cars. These radio-controlled cars can zoom around any desk with lightning speed. You can control Mario and Yoshi, carefully avoiding banana peels and turtles.

In hopes of making weekly trips to the grocery store with your kids a tad less stressful, Ford has come up with the a self-braking shopping kart. This modern kart is equipped with sensors that will automatically stop the kart if it detects objects or people in its path.

Control a real life Mario Kart and tear up the streets with this radio controlled blue shell launching, star grabbing, banana dropping, mushroom abusing Mario Kart. This Mario Kart is a battery powered and has a max speed of 10 mph, and makes a great gift for kids.

Turn run-of-mill-drives into whimsical adventures by outfitting your vehicle with these Mario Kart car dashboard decals. They’re available in a handful of vibrant designs and can be customized with the color of your choice.

Turn a day out on the water into an action-packed adventure by hopping aboard the Seakart aquatic go-kart. This compact yet agile vessel can accommodate up to 5 passengers and reach speeds of 45 miles per hour.

This 360 degree spin drifting go-kart proves that you’re never too old to get behind the wheel of a go-kart. This little beast features a comfy bucket seat, a 12-volt rechargeable battery, and comes with a 500-watt chain-driven motor that lets you reach speeds of 17 mph.

Put your racing prowess on display by adding this Mario Kart Mushroom Cup trophy to your geeky collection. This 3d-printed gem stands 8-inches tall and is modeled after the trophy from Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. A fine addition to any gaming room.

Who has money for luxury services like high price “in Hospital” vasectomies? Keep it thrifty by performing this quick out-patient prodecure in the comfort and privacy of your home using this DIY Vasectomy Kit. Inside, you’ll find everything you’ll need to get snippin’.

With one of these prefab backyard office sheds in the yard, you’ll be able to escape distractions and get more done while working from home. This contemporary styled insulated office is soundproof, weatherproof, and will provide you with 120 square feet of space.

The stair slide will keep the kids from getting restless when they’re stuck inside. The slide features durable construction and a design that allows you to place the slide against the stairs without any type of permanent anchoring.

With the Big Book of Breasts 3D you’ll be able to stare at dozens of humongous home-grown mammary glands without getting slapped or called a pervert. It’s page after page of “artistic” poses and pictures displaying glorious breasts in jaw dropping 3D.

Transform any room in your home on command by installing these amazing color changing light panels. The base station can serve as the hub for up to 1,000 touch sensitive panels whose color can be changed with a simple tap – allowing for endless color schemes.

Now you can own a USB stick that destroys anything in its path. Once you plug in this weaponized USB kill stick, it will rapidly charge its capacitors from the USB power supply and then discharge it, permanently disabling any unprotected equipment.

Make your intentions crystal clear with this “Why I Must Have Sex With You” checklist. This hilarious gift for bachelors and bachelorettes comes with a slew of different reasons for why you want to get a certain person into the sack.

The modern glass cereal bowl gives you a first row seat to witness your crunchy cereal become a soggy mush. This glass bowl is dishwasher safe and sports a minimalistic design that is perfect for adding a modern touch to your kitchenware. 

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.

Let out your workplace frustrations without it ending with a call from HR by relying on the teachings inside “Ways To Tell Employees They’re Stupid.” You’ll learn how to say horrible things in a not-so-horrible way, so you can maintain professionalism.

If you’re going to glamp, do it the right way inside an Artemis glamping studio. Available in two models, the domes are able to stand up to adverse weather conditions and can be utilized as a work space, guest home, or creative studio too depending on your needs.

Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.