What’s better than an ugly Christmas sweater? A two person ugly Christmas sweater of course! This horrifically awesome Xmas sweater comes with a hilarious image of Mr. and Mrs. Clause in the bathroom -the perfect outfit for you and your sweetie!

Looks like something other than chestnuts is roasting over an open fire this Christmas. Show the darker side of Santa’s relationship with his trusty reindeer by showing up to the holiday party with this reindeer roast ugly Christmas sweater.

Join a classic Skywalker family get-together with the Star Wars Christmas Sweater Duel Navy Blue Sweatshirt!

Rock the holiday party just like the Champagne Papi himself by showing up dressed in this Drake Hotline Bling ugly Christmas sweater. It’s the perfect garment whether you’re looking to stay warm or trying to break it down like Drizzy on the dance floor.

Get into the holiday spirit without looking like a sellout by wearing this Iron Maiden ugly Christmas sweater. Instead of cute reindeer and snowmen, this demonic sweater features images of the iconic band’s name, Eddie the Head, and lovely 666 accents.

This holiday season, give into the Dark Side by staying warm with the Darth Vader ugly Christmas sweater. This 100% knitted crew neckline sweater sports a festive and cheery Darth Vader design – making it the perfect holiday garment for any Star Wars fan.

Brighten up yours – and everyone else’s – holiday season with the Star Wars Wampa ugly Christmas sweater. This sweater’s amusing design is perfect for stylish Star Wars geeks who like Christmas, clever word play, and looking good while staying comfortable.

Show up to the Christmas party in this Island Boy-themed sweater and you’re bound to take top prize for ugliest sweater at the holiday soiree. It’s available in sizes ranging from small to 3XL and comes in either black as well as a more festive red or green.

Make the holidays totally rawrsome by showing up to the party in this 3D T-Rex ugly Christmas sweater. The jolly green T-Rex attaches to this festive sweater using velcro so that it can easily be removed whenever the sweater needs a wash.

Keep it fun and festive while assuring you don’t offend anyone by rocking this politically correct ugly Christmas sweater to your holiday party. No matter what you or your loved ones celebrate, it’s represented on this joyous holiday-themed sweater.

Life, uh….finds a way. Even on Christmas! Make a splash at this year’s holiday party by showing up in this toilet T-Rex attack ugly Christmas sweater. This comfy 100% cotton crew neck sweater is a must-have for any fan of Jurassic Park or comically festive garments.

If you’re looking to stand out at the holiday party, then feast your eyes on this yellow snow ugly Christmas sweater. This festive gem features a humorous design depicting jolly ‘ol Saint Nick spreading Christmas cheer all over a pristine winter wonderland.

Win the festive throw down with this Official Original PlayStation Christmas Jumper. There have always been console wars, but only with this authentic knitted retro gaming Christmas Jumper can you stake out Sony’s claim on the throne!

Sonic has raced back from the depths of obscurity to spend the holidays with you in the form of this ugly Christmas sweater. Your favorite 8-bit hedgehog is ready to make his comeback and relive the glory days as he stands amid a winter wonderland.

This medium weight Unisex fleece sweatshirt is soft and durable with double-needle cover-seamed neck and armholes. 

Bring sexy back to the holiday season by strutting your stuff in this bare chest ugly Christmas sweater. With cutesy reindeers and jolly snowmen combined with festive tattoos and bitchin’ bauble nipple rings – you’re sure to be Mrs. Clause’s favorite naughty boy.

Get into the holiday spirit without actually having to wear a hideous holiday garment by baking up a batch of ugly Christmas sweater cookies. Baked with love in every kitschy sweater pattern, these Christmas treats are the perfect companion to a hot cup of cocoa.

Kick your Christmas fiesta into high gear by walking in dressed in this beer pong ugly Christmas sweater. It features a festive design where the 6 removable red beer pong cups act as the ornaments on the little Christmas tree.

This holiday season, let the Dark Side keep you warm in the form of this Darth Vader ugly Christmas sweater. The design depicts Vader and a couple of stormtroopers alongside the phrase “I find your lack of cheer disturbing”.

Embrace the nostalgic glow of Microsoft’s meadow as you dress to impress Santa in this Windows XP ugly Christmas sweater. Because nothing says ‘happy holidays’ quite like spreading festive cheer and outdated operating systems!

Deliver a KO to every other holiday garment out there when you sport the fashionably unfashionable Street Fighter ugly Christmas sweater. Sandwiched in between a hideous design and color scheme, the iconic Ken and Ryu battle with snowflake hadokens.

Crack up those around you by spreading some holiday cheer with help from this hilarious gingerbread nightmare ugly Christmas sweater. This 100% acrylic sweater depicts a gingerbread man’s worst nightmare – getting eaten alive by a hungry, hungry Santa Clause.

Give your holiday party a little 90s flair with this “ya filthy animal” ugly Christmas sweater. Inspired by the classic holiday movie “Home Alone” it displays the vulgar line uttered by the Tommy-gun-wielding gangster in the black and white movie Kevin was watching.

Get into the holiday spirit as you plump up in true Christmas fashion with the ugly Christmas sweater cookie kit. This festive kit comes with everything you need to create some delectably tacky cookies shaped like the ugly sweaters we love to hate.

Brace yourselves – winter is coming – and with the Game Of Thrones ugly Christmas sweater you will be looking utterly debonair while staving off the unforgivingly cold months with this 100% real cotton sweater.

Show just how much holiday spirit you have by staying warm and fashionable in your very own personalized face ugly Christmas sweater. The mug of your choice will be plastered front and center, surrounded by holiday-appropriate accents that add to its charm.

Bring killer style back to the high holidays by strutting around in this ugly Hanukkah sweater. This long sleeve shirt comes with a holiday appropriate design depicting some of Hanukkah’s most well known symbols like Menorahs and dreidels.

Jerzees or Gildan 8oz 50Cotton / 50 Poly Fleece Crewneck Sweater

Make this Christmas the kitschiest one yet in this fabulous abominable snowman ugly sweater. This cheery statement piece has a big friendly Yeti at the center surrounded by a chaotic sea of lights, Christmas ornaments, and even a small stuffed animal or two.

This season, stay at the forefront of geeky fashion with your very own Microsoft ugly Christmas sweater. You’ll be able to choose from three bitchin’ designs including a Windows 95 design, a Windows XP design, and a brand new MS Paint design.

The stair slide will keep the kids from getting restless when they’re stuck inside. The slide features durable construction and a design that allows you to place the slide against the stairs without any type of permanent anchoring.

Experience entertainment on-the-go with the LG 27-inch StanByME Go Portable TV. Featuring a flexible design, wireless connectivity, and a battery-powered setup, this TV ensures premium viewing anywhere, making it perfect for dynamic lifestyles.

Who has money for luxury services like high price “in Hospital” vasectomies? Keep it thrifty by performing this quick out-patient prodecure in the comfort and privacy of your home using this DIY Vasectomy Kit. Inside, you’ll find everything you’ll need to get snippin’.

With one of these prefab backyard office sheds in the yard, you’ll be able to escape distractions and get more done while working from home. This contemporary styled insulated office is soundproof, weatherproof, and will provide you with 120 square feet of space.

With the Big Book of Breasts 3D you’ll be able to stare at dozens of humongous home-grown mammary glands without getting slapped or called a pervert. It’s page after page of “artistic” poses and pictures displaying glorious breasts in jaw dropping 3D.

Transform any room in your home on command by installing these amazing color changing light panels. The base station can serve as the hub for up to 1,000 touch sensitive panels whose color can be changed with a simple tap – allowing for endless color schemes.

Let out your workplace frustrations without it ending with a call from HR by relying on the teachings inside “Ways To Tell Employees They’re Stupid.” You’ll learn how to say horrible things in a not-so-horrible way, so you can maintain professionalism.

Now you can own a USB stick that destroys anything in its path. Once you plug in this weaponized USB kill stick, it will rapidly charge its capacitors from the USB power supply and then discharge it, permanently disabling any unprotected equipment.

The modern glass cereal bowl gives you a first row seat to witness your crunchy cereal become a soggy mush. This glass bowl is dishwasher safe and sports a minimalistic design that is perfect for adding a modern touch to your kitchenware. 

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.

Turn your home into a certified fun-house in one easy step using the stair slide ride conversion kit. The kit works on most conventional staircases and sets up easily – so the kids can have hours of bone breaking fun while your neighbors call child services on you.

If you’re going to glamp, do it the right way inside an Artemis glamping studio. Available in two models, the domes are able to stand up to adverse weather conditions and can be utilized as a work space, guest home, or creative studio too depending on your needs.