Avoid heartache from the opposite sex by trading your undeserving boyfriend in for the perfect man chocolate. He’s sweet, a great listener, and has a physique that’ll put any guy to shame. Best of all, he’s made out of rich milk chocolate.
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Avoid heartache from the opposite sex by trading your undeserving boyfriend in for the perfect man chocolate. He’s sweet, a great listener, and has a physique that’ll put any guy to shame. Best of all, he’s made out of rich milk chocolate.
Make better drinks than Tom Cruise in Cocktails with the perfect drink smart bartender. Once it’s connected to your tablet the smart bartender shows you how to concoct the perfect cocktail by providing the exact measurements and ingredients needed.
With the perfect hard boiled egg timer the days of guesstimating cooking time for your eggs are over. The hard boiled egg timer goes directly into the pot with the real eggs and calculates cooking stages to determine when the eggs are cooked and ready.
Easily make professional looking sushi from the comfort of home using the perfect sushi roll machine. It comes with a helpful recipe book and features a simplistic, elegant design that’s ideal for culinary enthusiasts of all skill levels.
The perfect picture hanging tool turns the tricky job of mounting a perfectly leveled frame onto the wall into a simple task anyone can perform. It features a built-in ruler, level, and marking system so that you can install the nail in the correct wall location on your first try.
Ensure your beverage stays nice and warm up til the very last last drop by serving it inside this perfect temperature coffee mug. This app-assisted mug lets you remotely adjust it to your ideal temperature and sends you a notification when it’s just right.
With these perfect fitting endless battery earbuds you’ll be able to perform all kinds of physical activities without worrying about them ever falling out. They run for 3.5 hours on a full charge and provide crisp HD sound in addition to a built-in microphone for talking.
Avoid making a mess in the kitchen the next time you prepare some waffles by making them on the perfect pour waffle maker. It features an innovative anti-leaking system that seals in the batter while it’s cooking so it never spills over while it’s in its gooey state.
Imagine a coffee mug that never burned your mouth, yet allowed you to keep a hot beverage at the perfect temperature for hours. This innovative design absorbs the extra heat from your coffee or tea using Temperfect insulation, making it the ultimate portable mug!
The belt has finally been reinvented to fit better. The Trakline express belt doesn’t utilize a traditional hole system – instead it uses a revolutionary hidden track and proprietary belt buckle to give you a perfect fit on anywhere from a 24″ to 44″ waist!
The parental units will finally get a break from laundry duty once you begin using the perfect shirt folder. Its simple cardboard design lays flat on the table and guides you through each step in the shirt folding process so they end up perfectly folded every time.
Sleep more comfortably than ever before by keeping your body at the ideal temp using the perfect temperature pillow. The pillow is made with specialized beads that can absorb or release heat depending on your body’s mean temperature.
Clothing of the future monitors ambient data & self-adjusts its 12v 360/full-torso heated liner. Set & Forget or use a hidden button, Apple Watch or Siri to adjust the hoodie at your ideal temperature. Charge Devices. Water Resistant. No Bulky Coats!
1000 Perfect Weekends will help you transform a run-of-the-mill weekend into an unforgettable adventure. It comes jam-packed with scenic locations around the globe ideal for those who want to disconnect from their lives and connect with Mother Nature.
Easily improve your posture no matter where you sit by putting on this perfect posture strap. It wraps around your knees and lower back to stabilize your pelvis so your spine’s natural curvature is restored, helping to reduce lower back pain.
When it comes to condoms, the “one size fits all” model definitely doesn’t cut it. Ensure a snug and comfy fit every time with a myOne perfect fit condom. Each condom will be selected specifically for your size and girth – ensuring a superb fit.
The VARIO Perfect SH + Platimum edition motorhome is in a league of its own. This opulent rolling home boasts a lavish interior on par with that of a private jet or a mega yacht and even comes with a full car garage located at the rear.
If your sweetheart has a sweet tooth, this is the gift for them! These savory personalized portrait chocolate bars are available in either milk or dark chocolate and also come with a short accompanying personalized message.
It’s time to get kinky and eat out some booty with these chocolate edible anuses. The edible chocolate anus shows that even the most disgusting act known to mankind can become a delicious secret pleasure when you give it the right flavoring.
Skip the games and let your Valentine know how you really feel about them with these custom chocolate messages. They’re handmade from creamy milk chocolate and are skillfully decorated with any message you’d like – no matter how crude or kinky.
Ever wonder what Uranus tastes like? Thanks to these chocolate planet balls, we now know that planet tastes like milk tea. Included in this fun and tasty pack of geeky chocolates are eight different planets, each with their own unique flavor.
Make your delicious birthday treat a little extra sweeter by topping it off with these edible chocolate birthday candles. Available in sets of three, each candle is made from rich dark chocolate and decorated with an elegant and colorful design.
Satisfy your sweet-tooth with a little cannibalism by sinking your teeth into this anatomically correct white chocolate skull. Each skull is artfully handmade from rich Madagascan vanilla white chocolate and topped off with a fine cocoa powder for added flavor.
Drive your taste buds wild with the sweet and salty taste of these pretzel chocolate chip cookies. These one of a kind baked goods combine two snacking favorites into one tasty snack that you can easily eat while on the go.
Gain an entirely new appreciation for the field of photography by sinking your teeth into this incredibly realistic full size vintage chocolate camera. It’s modeled after the Nikon SLR and is skillfully made from premium Italian chocolate.
Satisfy your sweet-tooth while building up a nice buzz by indulging with these chocolate chip cookie dough ales. New Belgium Brewing and Ben & Jerry’s have teamed up to bring you a unique dessert beer ideal for pairing with your post meal sweets.
Turn your kitchen into dessert heaven by pumping out our very own delicious chocolate truffles using this helpful kit. It includes everything you’ll need like organic cocoa powder, coconut flakes, and detailed instructions.
The country’s oldest brewery and its most beloved chocolate brand have teamed up to bring you Yuengling Hershey’s Chocolate Porter. This palate-pleasing 4.7% ABV porter has smooth chocolate notes and will pair great with cheese, BBQ and of course, chocolate.
Don’t settle for regular store-bought goodies, treat your taste buds right by sinking your teeth into these chocolate sandwich cookies. Each delectable treat is composed of a chocolaty cream-filled cookie completely covered by cookie dough for an unrivaled taste.
Get your kids excited about eating their veggies by treating them to these delectable chocolate Brussels sprouts. They’re handmade from rich white chocolate and come in packs of 8 green little sprouts that will send your taste buds into ecstasy.
Surprise your taste buds with a delightful mix of freshness and fruitiness by biting into a ruby chocolate Kit Kat bar. Made using the recently discovered Ruby cocoa bean, this delectable treat features an intense berry flavor without any additional additives.
With one of these prefab backyard office sheds in the yard, you’ll be able to escape distractions and get more done while working from home. This contemporary styled insulated office is soundproof, weatherproof, and will provide you with 120 square feet of space.
Who has money for luxury services like high price “in Hospital” vasectomies? Keep it thrifty by performing this quick out-patient prodecure in the comfort and privacy of your home using this DIY Vasectomy Kit. Inside, you’ll find everything you’ll need to get snippin’.
The stair slide will keep the kids from getting restless when they’re stuck inside. The slide features durable construction and a design that allows you to place the slide against the stairs without any type of permanent anchoring.
With the Big Book of Breasts 3D you’ll be able to stare at dozens of humongous home-grown mammary glands without getting slapped or called a pervert. It’s page after page of “artistic” poses and pictures displaying glorious breasts in jaw dropping 3D.
Transform any room in your home on command by installing these amazing color changing light panels. The base station can serve as the hub for up to 1,000 touch sensitive panels whose color can be changed with a simple tap – allowing for endless color schemes.
Now you can own a USB stick that destroys anything in its path. Once you plug in this weaponized USB kill stick, it will rapidly charge its capacitors from the USB power supply and then discharge it, permanently disabling any unprotected equipment.
Make your intentions crystal clear with this “Why I Must Have Sex With You” checklist. This hilarious gift for bachelors and bachelorettes comes with a slew of different reasons for why you want to get a certain person into the sack.
The modern glass cereal bowl gives you a first row seat to witness your crunchy cereal become a soggy mush. This glass bowl is dishwasher safe and sports a minimalistic design that is perfect for adding a modern touch to your kitchenware.
If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.
Let out your workplace frustrations without it ending with a call from HR by relying on the teachings inside “Ways To Tell Employees They’re Stupid.” You’ll learn how to say horrible things in a not-so-horrible way, so you can maintain professionalism.
If you’re going to glamp, do it the right way inside an Artemis glamping studio. Available in two models, the domes are able to stand up to adverse weather conditions and can be utilized as a work space, guest home, or creative studio too depending on your needs.
Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.
Make better drinks than Tom Cruise in Cocktails with the perfect drink smart bartender. Once it’s connected to your tablet the smart bartender shows you how to concoct the perfect cocktail by providing the exact measurements and ingredients needed.
With the perfect hard boiled egg timer the days of guesstimating cooking time for your eggs are over. The hard boiled egg timer goes directly into the pot with the real eggs and calculates cooking stages to determine when the eggs are cooked and ready.
Easily make professional looking sushi from the comfort of home using the perfect sushi roll machine. It comes with a helpful recipe book and features a simplistic, elegant design that’s ideal for culinary enthusiasts of all skill levels.
The perfect picture hanging tool turns the tricky job of mounting a perfectly leveled frame onto the wall into a simple task anyone can perform. It features a built-in ruler, level, and marking system so that you can install the nail in the correct wall location on your first try.
Ensure your beverage stays nice and warm up til the very last last drop by serving it inside this perfect temperature coffee mug. This app-assisted mug lets you remotely adjust it to your ideal temperature and sends you a notification when it’s just right.
With these perfect fitting endless battery earbuds you’ll be able to perform all kinds of physical activities without worrying about them ever falling out. They run for 3.5 hours on a full charge and provide crisp HD sound in addition to a built-in microphone for talking.
Avoid making a mess in the kitchen the next time you prepare some waffles by making them on the perfect pour waffle maker. It features an innovative anti-leaking system that seals in the batter while it’s cooking so it never spills over while it’s in its gooey state.
Imagine a coffee mug that never burned your mouth, yet allowed you to keep a hot beverage at the perfect temperature for hours. This innovative design absorbs the extra heat from your coffee or tea using Temperfect insulation, making it the ultimate portable mug!
The belt has finally been reinvented to fit better. The Trakline express belt doesn’t utilize a traditional hole system – instead it uses a revolutionary hidden track and proprietary belt buckle to give you a perfect fit on anywhere from a 24″ to 44″ waist!
The parental units will finally get a break from laundry duty once you begin using the perfect shirt folder. Its simple cardboard design lays flat on the table and guides you through each step in the shirt folding process so they end up perfectly folded every time.
Sleep more comfortably than ever before by keeping your body at the ideal temp using the perfect temperature pillow. The pillow is made with specialized beads that can absorb or release heat depending on your body’s mean temperature.
Clothing of the future monitors ambient data & self-adjusts its 12v 360/full-torso heated liner. Set & Forget or use a hidden button, Apple Watch or Siri to adjust the hoodie at your ideal temperature. Charge Devices. Water Resistant. No Bulky Coats!
1000 Perfect Weekends will help you transform a run-of-the-mill weekend into an unforgettable adventure. It comes jam-packed with scenic locations around the globe ideal for those who want to disconnect from their lives and connect with Mother Nature.
Easily improve your posture no matter where you sit by putting on this perfect posture strap. It wraps around your knees and lower back to stabilize your pelvis so your spine’s natural curvature is restored, helping to reduce lower back pain.
When it comes to condoms, the “one size fits all” model definitely doesn’t cut it. Ensure a snug and comfy fit every time with a myOne perfect fit condom. Each condom will be selected specifically for your size and girth – ensuring a superb fit.
The VARIO Perfect SH + Platimum edition motorhome is in a league of its own. This opulent rolling home boasts a lavish interior on par with that of a private jet or a mega yacht and even comes with a full car garage located at the rear.
If your sweetheart has a sweet tooth, this is the gift for them! These savory personalized portrait chocolate bars are available in either milk or dark chocolate and also come with a short accompanying personalized message.
It’s time to get kinky and eat out some booty with these chocolate edible anuses. The edible chocolate anus shows that even the most disgusting act known to mankind can become a delicious secret pleasure when you give it the right flavoring.
Skip the games and let your Valentine know how you really feel about them with these custom chocolate messages. They’re handmade from creamy milk chocolate and are skillfully decorated with any message you’d like – no matter how crude or kinky.
Ever wonder what Uranus tastes like? Thanks to these chocolate planet balls, we now know that planet tastes like milk tea. Included in this fun and tasty pack of geeky chocolates are eight different planets, each with their own unique flavor.
Make your delicious birthday treat a little extra sweeter by topping it off with these edible chocolate birthday candles. Available in sets of three, each candle is made from rich dark chocolate and decorated with an elegant and colorful design.
Satisfy your sweet-tooth with a little cannibalism by sinking your teeth into this anatomically correct white chocolate skull. Each skull is artfully handmade from rich Madagascan vanilla white chocolate and topped off with a fine cocoa powder for added flavor.
Drive your taste buds wild with the sweet and salty taste of these pretzel chocolate chip cookies. These one of a kind baked goods combine two snacking favorites into one tasty snack that you can easily eat while on the go.
Gain an entirely new appreciation for the field of photography by sinking your teeth into this incredibly realistic full size vintage chocolate camera. It’s modeled after the Nikon SLR and is skillfully made from premium Italian chocolate.
Satisfy your sweet-tooth while building up a nice buzz by indulging with these chocolate chip cookie dough ales. New Belgium Brewing and Ben & Jerry’s have teamed up to bring you a unique dessert beer ideal for pairing with your post meal sweets.
Turn your kitchen into dessert heaven by pumping out our very own delicious chocolate truffles using this helpful kit. It includes everything you’ll need like organic cocoa powder, coconut flakes, and detailed instructions.
The country’s oldest brewery and its most beloved chocolate brand have teamed up to bring you Yuengling Hershey’s Chocolate Porter. This palate-pleasing 4.7% ABV porter has smooth chocolate notes and will pair great with cheese, BBQ and of course, chocolate.
Don’t settle for regular store-bought goodies, treat your taste buds right by sinking your teeth into these chocolate sandwich cookies. Each delectable treat is composed of a chocolaty cream-filled cookie completely covered by cookie dough for an unrivaled taste.
Get your kids excited about eating their veggies by treating them to these delectable chocolate Brussels sprouts. They’re handmade from rich white chocolate and come in packs of 8 green little sprouts that will send your taste buds into ecstasy.
Surprise your taste buds with a delightful mix of freshness and fruitiness by biting into a ruby chocolate Kit Kat bar. Made using the recently discovered Ruby cocoa bean, this delectable treat features an intense berry flavor without any additional additives.
With one of these prefab backyard office sheds in the yard, you’ll be able to escape distractions and get more done while working from home. This contemporary styled insulated office is soundproof, weatherproof, and will provide you with 120 square feet of space.
Who has money for luxury services like high price “in Hospital” vasectomies? Keep it thrifty by performing this quick out-patient prodecure in the comfort and privacy of your home using this DIY Vasectomy Kit. Inside, you’ll find everything you’ll need to get snippin’.
The stair slide will keep the kids from getting restless when they’re stuck inside. The slide features durable construction and a design that allows you to place the slide against the stairs without any type of permanent anchoring.
With the Big Book of Breasts 3D you’ll be able to stare at dozens of humongous home-grown mammary glands without getting slapped or called a pervert. It’s page after page of “artistic” poses and pictures displaying glorious breasts in jaw dropping 3D.
Transform any room in your home on command by installing these amazing color changing light panels. The base station can serve as the hub for up to 1,000 touch sensitive panels whose color can be changed with a simple tap – allowing for endless color schemes.
Now you can own a USB stick that destroys anything in its path. Once you plug in this weaponized USB kill stick, it will rapidly charge its capacitors from the USB power supply and then discharge it, permanently disabling any unprotected equipment.
Make your intentions crystal clear with this “Why I Must Have Sex With You” checklist. This hilarious gift for bachelors and bachelorettes comes with a slew of different reasons for why you want to get a certain person into the sack.
The modern glass cereal bowl gives you a first row seat to witness your crunchy cereal become a soggy mush. This glass bowl is dishwasher safe and sports a minimalistic design that is perfect for adding a modern touch to your kitchenware.
If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.
Let out your workplace frustrations without it ending with a call from HR by relying on the teachings inside “Ways To Tell Employees They’re Stupid.” You’ll learn how to say horrible things in a not-so-horrible way, so you can maintain professionalism.
If you’re going to glamp, do it the right way inside an Artemis glamping studio. Available in two models, the domes are able to stand up to adverse weather conditions and can be utilized as a work space, guest home, or creative studio too depending on your needs.
Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.
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