Make your little ring bearer feel like the most important person at the wedding by dressing him in this ring security polo shirt. It can be personalized with the names of the groom and bride in addition to the wedding date.

If you’re going to accessorize, do it right with this Thor hammered meteorite ring. This handmade work of art is crafted from black tungsten inlaid with muonionalusta meteorite and is finished off with inlaid gold leaf to give it a regal appearance.

Graduating from a prestigious Ivy League institution will pale in comparison to being an ex-alum of the School of Hard Knocks. Just one glance of this distinguished and noble class ring is enough to make future employers hire you on the spot.

Diamonds are rare, but not compared to meteorite or dinosaur bone. When you’re really looking to impress your significant other, nothing will demonstrate your love and commitment quite like the meteorite and dinosaur bone ring.

Remind everyone that you’re a force to be reckoned with come draft day by sporting this fantasy football championship ring. Made from high quality brass, it comes coated in 18K gold and features a rhinestone encrusted border.

Show your sweetie their love sends you to the stars and back by cementing your union using this meteorite ring. It has been cut from a single piece of all natural Bibeon meteorite into an elegant geometric unisex design.

Break away from tradition and make a bold fashion statement by trading in your standard band for this rustic men’s wedding ring. This eye-catching piece sports a dark copper band at the center and is lined by two contrasting sterling silver edges.

While it won’t bring Superman to his knees, this black kryptonite handmade ring will bring a visually striking factor to your look. Crafted by an artisan by hand, the ring features a black emerald with a metallic black and silver inlay to really make it pop.

Make your outfit shine a little brighter by topping it off with this glowing opal ring. This striking piece features a tungsten band accented by hand-inlaid midnight opal and indigo opal and then finished off with a glow pigment powder.

Who says jewelry can’t also be practical? The multi-tool utility ring is the ultimate fashion accessory for the MacGyver-like handyman who likes to always be prepared for any situation. It’s just like having a Swiss army knife on your ring finger.

Commit to that special someone like a true geek with these Star Trek engagement rings. With a sterling silver Trekkie insignia design, these engagement rings are perfect for the couple who wish to love and honor each other and live long and prosper.

Are you feeling lucky today, punk? The .44 magnum is one of the most powerful handguns in the world, capable of blowing your head clean off – and now it’s the manliest ring in the world. This ring makes a great gift for guns enthusiasts, and Dirty Harry impressionists.

Be prepared to get wasted at any given moment with the beer bottle opener ring. Forged out of stainless steel, this handsome looking ring serves the dual purpose of adorning your hand in addition to popping open your favorite brew with a flick of the wrist.

Carry a deadly weapon on you at all times with this tiny crossbow ring. Meticulously crafted by hand by Reddit user modestmouse89, this mini crossbow makes the perfect DIY project for styling your medieval man in functionality jewelry.

Who says jewelry can’t be interactive? The moving gears ring is a masterpiece of wearable engineering – with a simple twist of your fingers, you can make the gears on this handsome ring come to life – making it the ultimate wedding band for engineer geeks.

The ring clock is the ideal watch for those who’ve always wanted to have a little bit more time on their hands. This imaginative stainless steel time piece fits comfortably and displays the time by lighting up the hour and minute with vibrant and colorful LEDs.

Place a new spin on the way you tell time by accessorizing with the clock ring. This 3161 stainless steel ring requires minimal upkeep, features a comfortable smooth polished finish, is scratch resistant, and even hypoallergenic.

The crime in Gotham City never rests, and you can keep watch on it from above with this Gotham City ring. The ring features a replica of the famed city of Batman, and is crafted of gunmetal-coated brass and accented with cubic zirconia. The Dark Knight would approve.

Redefine what fine jewelry means with the turntable ring. This unnecessarily gaudy piece of flare will allow you to flaunt your excessive wealth like never before with an 18k gold frame and black diamond turntable guaranteed to get you noticed by all the ladies.

There is no better ring to tie the knot with the type of girl who loves beauty, elegance, and violence than this brass knuckle engagement ring. Available in a sterling silver or brass finish, this unique mashup ring comes equipped with four cubic zirconia gems.

Steampunk meets real world usability with this telescope ring that includes a built in compass, magnifying glass, and of course a small folding compass. Made from cast metal and available in multiple ring sizes, this telescope ring is a practical yet stylish steampunk accessory.

If you love birthstones or gems this stunning birthstone stack ring is perfect for adding to your jewelry collection. This lovely handmade piece is set in 4k gold-fill with a skinny hammered band that is accented with twelve colorful and vibrant birth stone pendants.

Show off that lovely radiant smile even if you don’t have one yourself – by sporting the dentures ring. This quirky piece comes styled like a small pair of pearly white dentures that you can match with any outfit to give your look some eye-catching flair.

Experience what it’s like to get cuffed without having to actually get arrested by accessorizing your outfit with the handcuff ring. The ring is made from steel titanium and is designed like an exact replica of a real handcuff. It even includes a functioning lock and key.

Show off some post apocalyptic fashion with this ominous gas mask ring. The gas mask ring comes complete with a rubber hose and slave ring, and is a perfect fashion accessory to your trench coat, dust goggles, and the multi-purpose axe-shovel.

Help spread the love by surprising the ones closest to you with a hug ring. Made to look like a tiny pair of arms is giving your finger a heartfelt hug, this darling silver ring is available in a variety of sizes and can even be engraved.

Show your love of Nutella while staying fashionable at all times with the Nutella ring. This cute accessory contains a miniature and realistically portrayed Nutella bottle resting on an elegant steel band ideal for sweetening up any outfit.

Crown yourself as the Queen with these solid fourteen carat gold crown rings. Made to order with custom ring sizes, the crown ring will fit perfectly on your royal fingers, or makes a great gift idea for people who always dreamed of being a highborn.

You met your fiancee at Medieval Times, a fair maiden in the garb of a serving wench. For your wedding, you’ve rented out the tavern and you’ve ordered your princely costume. Give your wench the finest diamond crown ring to let her know she’s the princess of your dreams.

Give your ensemble an added dose of color by accenting it using this gorgeous Australian opal ring. The eye-catching opal comes hand set in a lovely silver crown bezel ring and shines with brilliant hues of turquoise, green, and yellow.

Illuminate your space with the Darth Vader Diorama Lamp, a striking blend of art and functionality. This lamp features a meticulously detailed scene with Darth Vader, casting an ambient glow that brings the iconic Star Wars character to life in your room.

Who has money for luxury services like high price “in Hospital” vasectomies? Keep it thrifty by performing this quick out-patient prodecure in the comfort and privacy of your home using this DIY Vasectomy Kit. Inside, you’ll find everything you’ll need to get snippin’.

With one of these prefab backyard office sheds in the yard, you’ll be able to escape distractions and get more done while working from home. This contemporary styled insulated office is soundproof, weatherproof, and will provide you with 120 square feet of space.

The stair slide will keep the kids from getting restless when they’re stuck inside. The slide features durable construction and a design that allows you to place the slide against the stairs without any type of permanent anchoring.

With the Big Book of Breasts 3D you’ll be able to stare at dozens of humongous home-grown mammary glands without getting slapped or called a pervert. It’s page after page of “artistic” poses and pictures displaying glorious breasts in jaw dropping 3D.

Transform any room in your home on command by installing these amazing color changing light panels. The base station can serve as the hub for up to 1,000 touch sensitive panels whose color can be changed with a simple tap – allowing for endless color schemes.

Prepare for the unexpected with the Shart Survival Kit! This essential pack contains everything you need to handle accidental mishaps with humor and hygiene. It’s discreet, practical, and sure to save your day – and your dignity. It’s a must-have for adventurous eaters!

Now you can own a USB stick that destroys anything in its path. Once you plug in this weaponized USB kill stick, it will rapidly charge its capacitors from the USB power supply and then discharge it, permanently disabling any unprotected equipment.

Make your intentions crystal clear with this “Why I Must Have Sex With You” checklist. This hilarious gift for bachelors and bachelorettes comes with a slew of different reasons for why you want to get a certain person into the sack.

Let out your workplace frustrations without it ending with a call from HR by relying on the teachings inside “Ways To Tell Employees They’re Stupid.” You’ll learn how to say horrible things in a not-so-horrible way, so you can maintain professionalism.

The modern glass cereal bowl gives you a first row seat to witness your crunchy cereal become a soggy mush. This glass bowl is dishwasher safe and sports a minimalistic design that is perfect for adding a modern touch to your kitchenware. 

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.