Move through the water with total grace by slipping into this whimsically styled mermaid tail swimming fin. This uniquely styled mono fin comes in an assortment of vibrant color options and is available in both adult and children’s sizes.

Give your children a mini heart attack during the next pool day using this remote control shark fin. This battery-operated shark fin can be conveniently operated from up to 164-feet away, allowing you to stay far enough to remain out of sight.

Keep your furry friend afloat in menacing fashion with the shark fin doggie swim vest. Your canine buddy can now swim freely around the entire beach while simultaneously scaring surrounding beach goers with the frightening shark fin on top.

Upon sighting shark fins bobbing around your drink just remember to keep calm and stay cool – icy cool. The shark fin ice tray creates unique fin-shaped cubes that float around your drink as they cool down your liquid contents and frighten children.

With the Sonic Fin aerodynamic football virtually anyone will be able to throw like a real pro. The aerodynamic design and adjustable fins of this high-performance football allow you to throw it up to 100 yards away!

Transform your plain old human legs into a wonderful mermaid tail by wearing these mermaid fin socks. These vibrant polyester socks come emblazoned with an eye-catching graphic that creates the illusion of a lovely mermaid tail when you place your legs side by side.

Fin is the personal assistant service designed to make your daily life run as smoothly and efficiently as possible. This 24/7 service is like having your own personal secretary in the palm of your hand. It will take care of everything from emails to dinner reservations.

With this quick release surfboard fin clamp you’ll easily be able to put on and take off your board’s fins in record time! The ingenious and functional design allows you to conveniently remove your board’s fins with just one fluid motion.

Put every other aquatic sport to shame by playing the most exciting one of them all – Watermelon Ball! Designed to look and float like a real watermelon, the ball sports an extremely durable vinyl membrane that can be dribbled on land or passed underwater.

The swimming robot fish toy is the pet goldfish you’ve always dreamed of having. Unlike it’s living counterpart, the robot fish loves to be placed in chlorinated pool water and will play with you for hours on end. Best of all, it won’t die when you forget about it for weeks on end.

Classy up your driveway by transforming your ride into a true recreational vehicle with the truck bed swimming pool. Unlike those tacky plastic tarp and rope setups, this model perfectly molds to your truck’s bed, making it the ideal mobile party accessory.

This year will see the grand opening of the world’s deepest swimming pool near Warsaw, Poland. This massive pool will hold an impressive 8,000 cubic meters of water and will be 148-feet deep, making it ideal for SCUBA enthusiasts looking to train.

Maximize your backyard’s limited space to the fullest by re-purposing your watering hole using the moving swimming pool floors. When the pool is not in use, the floor slides up to the surface of the pool to transform it into a patio that you can entertain guests on.

Swim faster than ever before by putting on a pair of DarkFin webbed gloves before you jump into the water. Available in both kid and adult sizes, these highly durable latex gloves will greatly increase your speed, making them ideal for nearly any water-related activity.

Transform your backyard into a tropical shipping yard with one of these crazy swimming pools. These industrial watering holes use the structural rigidity of a shipping container to provide a spacious pool outfitted with heaters so you can enjoy year-round swimming.

Put Aquaman to shame by improving your performance on the water using these webbed fingers swimming gloves. Perfect for beginners – these silicone gloves slip over your fingers, allowing you to swiftly propel yourself through the water.

This Hooli swimming pool fountain will bring a ‘wow’ factor to your yard without breaking the bank. It’s easy to install, is powered by your pool’s existing pump, aerates the water, and comes with a built-in LED that will add instant ambiance to the pool.

This resistance swimming trainer proves that you don’t need an Olympic-sized pool to get your training in. It’s crafted from heavy-duty aluminum alloys and marine-grade stainless steel, is easy to set up, and comes with an adjustable belt that will accommodate all sizes.

Turn your backyard into an all inclusive five star getaway by outfitting your watering hole with these swimming pool bar stools. The built-in weight system means you can simply drop them in the water and you’re good to go.

These giant inflatable swimming pools are a far cry from the rinky-dink ones we all grew up with. This ginormous pool measures 30-feet long by 20.8-feet wide by 47-inches deep and comes with its own filter and pool pump for easy maintenance.

Make a splash when you hit the water by rocking some Swimmeralls from Chubbies. Apart from the bitchin’ 90s inspired neon design, this versatile swimsuit sports a removable top part with a front pocket large enough to store your sunglasses – perfect for the trendy Millennial.

Make your cinephile buddies green with envy by bringing home this swimming Alien prop. This stunning statue is masterfully hand sculpted from a rigid rubber using incredible detailing that stretches over 12 feet long – making it the ideal centerpiece for any room.

It’s now possible to monitor the spread of oil spills and perform search-and-rescue missions unmanned with just one device. The flying and swimming drone is equipped with four versatile propellers that allow it to transition from air into water seamlessly.

Make your kids fall in love with the ocean and its magnificent wildlife by having them swim with dolphins. At this unforgettable experience, your kids will get to spend 25 minutes in the water petting, playing, and learning about these wonderful creatures.

Okay, fanny packs are pretty lame. But you know what’s even lamer than a fanny pack? Getting your keys and phone stolen at the beach. So wise up and get yourself an Angle bag – the waterproof swimming waist bag that’ll hold all your essentials while you’re at the beach.

Drift off into a deep and restful slumber by diving into this realistic swimming pool duvet. This novel and cushy duvet cover is made from high quality organic cotton for a super soft feel and is available in twin, full, and queen sizes.

Terrorize the waterparks of 1960s America in Swimming Poo! In this unique video game set inside the sandbox world, you’ll get to play as Simon, a boy hell-bent on destroying the filtering pumps by farting and pooping in pool zones.

Make pool and beach days so much more fun for your little tadpoles with this remote control shark! This battery-powered waterproof shark is crafted from durable ABS plastic, comes with a built-in high-speed engine, and even comes with a built-in head light.

Teach your kids that diving head first into the gaping jaws of a man-eating shark can be fun with shark’s mouth water slide. With all the excitement of a typical slip and slide, this toy features a great white shark that dares any brave soul to slide right into his mouth.

Terrorize friends and family with the light up radio control shark. This mechanized carnivore comes to life in the dark. When the lights go off, the shark glows bright as he swiftly swims across the floor, fiercely chomping its jaws while in search of its next prey.

The stair slide will keep the kids from getting restless when they’re stuck inside. The slide features durable construction and a design that allows you to place the slide against the stairs without any type of permanent anchoring.

Who has money for luxury services like high price “in Hospital” vasectomies? Keep it thrifty by performing this quick out-patient prodecure in the comfort and privacy of your home using this DIY Vasectomy Kit. Inside, you’ll find everything you’ll need to get snippin’.

With one of these prefab backyard office sheds in the yard, you’ll be able to escape distractions and get more done while working from home. This contemporary styled insulated office is soundproof, weatherproof, and will provide you with 120 square feet of space.

With the Big Book of Breasts 3D you’ll be able to stare at dozens of humongous home-grown mammary glands without getting slapped or called a pervert. It’s page after page of “artistic” poses and pictures displaying glorious breasts in jaw dropping 3D.

Transform any room in your home on command by installing these amazing color changing light panels. The base station can serve as the hub for up to 1,000 touch sensitive panels whose color can be changed with a simple tap – allowing for endless color schemes.

Let out your workplace frustrations without it ending with a call from HR by relying on the teachings inside “Ways To Tell Employees They’re Stupid.” You’ll learn how to say horrible things in a not-so-horrible way, so you can maintain professionalism.

Now you can own a USB stick that destroys anything in its path. Once you plug in this weaponized USB kill stick, it will rapidly charge its capacitors from the USB power supply and then discharge it, permanently disabling any unprotected equipment.

Make your intentions crystal clear with this “Why I Must Have Sex With You” checklist. This hilarious gift for bachelors and bachelorettes comes with a slew of different reasons for why you want to get a certain person into the sack.

The modern glass cereal bowl gives you a first row seat to witness your crunchy cereal become a soggy mush. This glass bowl is dishwasher safe and sports a minimalistic design that is perfect for adding a modern touch to your kitchenware. 

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.

Turn your home into a certified fun-house in one easy step using the stair slide ride conversion kit. The kit works on most conventional staircases and sets up easily – so the kids can have hours of bone breaking fun while your neighbors call child services on you.

If you’re going to glamp, do it the right way inside an Artemis glamping studio. Available in two models, the domes are able to stand up to adverse weather conditions and can be utilized as a work space, guest home, or creative studio too depending on your needs.