With the grass printer lawn mower, you’re not simply doing chores, you’re creating customized landscapes. This unique mower allows your creativity to run wild by creating fun patterns and styles such as obscene curse words and absurdly phallic drawings.

Keeping a perfectly manicured lawn takes zero effort with the MowRo autonomous lawn mower on the job. This rechargeable lawn mower utilizes an algorithm to maintain a neat cut lawn day in and day out while you kick back and relax.

The battery powered lawn mower will keep the yard perfectly trimmed without having to use any planet destroying fossil fuels. Rather than polluting the environment, this eco-friendly lawn mower runs for up to 70 minutes on a high-tech dual battery design.

Keep your body looking right by trimming your most intimate regions with the manscaping lawn mower 3.0. This below-the-waist trimmer comes with rust-proof snap-in blades that will make quick work of even the thickest and most unkempt bushes.

The Toadi A.I.-Powered Autonomous Lawn Mower will guarantee your yard looks picture-perfect all year long. This capable mower boasts an on-board 4K camera and A.I. that combine to make Toadi capable of working diligently without disturbing you.

The Luba Wireless robot lawn mower is your ticket to a perfectly manicured lawn 24/7. This capable robot is capable of obstacle avoidance and multi-zone management, and auto-recharging and can mow up to 5,000㎡ in a single go while you kick back and relax.

Keep a picture perfect lawn year round without ever breaking a sweat by placing the robotic lawn mower on the job. It comes ready to use out of the box and can be programmed with a specific schedule so your lawn will always look perfectly manicured.

This Alexa enabled robotic lawn mower from Husqvarna is the ultimate in smart lawn care. This little mower will diligently work for up to 100 minutes on a single charge and comes loaded with handy features like voice-activated control with Amazon Alexa and Google Home.

Condition your children into believing that doing chores around the house can be fun with the bubble lawn mower. Within a few weeks, they’ll be so well trained that you can shift them over to a real lawn mower and begin their life of house cleaning duties.

With the robotic lawn mower you’ll be able to keep your lawn perfectly manicured without even having to lift a finger. Technology has finally made it possible to sit back and relax as this diligent compact robot tirelessly runs up and down your freshly mowed lawn.

Have a perfectly manicured lawn year-round by placing the Honda Miimo robotic lawn mower on the job. Available in two convenient models, this automated little fella comes with 360 degree sensors so it can scan, traverse, and mow your lawn with ease.

Maintaining a perfectly manicured lawn year-round is easier than you think when the Lawna smart cyber mower on the job. It’s equipped with visual AI detection to cut with precision without running into obstacles that may be scattered about in the yard.

John Deere’s first electric mower is here to take your lawn care game up a notch. The Z370R Electric ZTrak zero-turn mower can travel up to 7mph, allows for cut length customization in quarter-inch increments, and can mow 2 acres in a single charge.

The LawnMeister A.I. robot mower is your ticket to perfectly manicured lawns with zero effort on your part. Capable of mowing up to one acre, this tireless mower will even trim edges, spray fertilizer, and blow leaves in after the job’s all done.

Get a wheel-free trim by mowing your lawn with the SunJoe electric hover mower. It’s equipped with a 10-amp motor that spins at up to 7,000 RPM to create a “cushion of air” perfect for cutting uneven and sloped lawns with ease.

Mowing your large yard will be more enjoyable than ever when you hop on the Ryobi electric riding mower. It’s equipped with 4 brushless motors, is fully electric, and runs on a powerful battery that is capable of continuously mowing up to 3 acres on a single charge.

Save time and effort by preparing your delicious meals with help from this smart automatic pot stirrer. This portable kitchen aid is designed for pots measuring 6 to 12 inches in diameter, and will prevent your food from sticking, burning, and pot scorching.

The makers of Roomba are finally getting into the mowing game with their new iRobot automated lawn mowing robot. This compact little mower known, as the Terra robot mower, will boast the same Imprint Smart Mapping technology as its iconic vacuum counterpart.

Avoid getting sunburned when you’re relaxing outdoors by sitting down on this canopy lawn chair. This versatile chair is sturdy enough to support up to 250 lbs and comes fitted with an adjustable canopy with 50+ UPF protection.

Eliminate those tedious trips to the cooler by sitting on the lawn chair cooler backpack. This comfy chair sports a very sturdy aircraft-grade aluminum frame, comes with a built-in insulated cooler with 8+ hours of ice retention, and can be conveniently carried like a backpack.

Thanks to the lawn drink holders, your precious brew will never again spill by accident during picnics or outdoor cookouts. This ergonomically designed holder easily sinks in to the ground and props up your booze so you can concentrate on the delicious grub at hand.

Commemorate the Battle of Hoth like a true Star Wars fan with the AT-AT lawn ornament. Depicting a fallen AT-AT, the ornament’s snow white facade blends in wonderfully during wintertime and stands up to all types of weather conditions.

Arkham Asylum’s most notorious prisoner has busted out to pay you a surprise visit! Using this Joker lawn ornament you’ll be able to create the illusion the Joker from the “Death In The Family”  story arc has tunneled directly from his cell to your backyard.

One universal truth exists in this world – folding laundry sucks. But now you can stop subjecting yourself to this barbaric task by buying this automatic laundry folding machine. Simply clip your garments onto its rotating rack, and sit back as the machine does all the work.

Perfect your short game and aim on the golf course by playing this golf cornhole lawn game. This fun hybrid comes with a small putting mat and a large cornhole board that can be propped up instantly using nothing more than a couple of beer bottles.

Witness the Lord of the North of Grassteros in all his glory. He sits on the Throne of a Thousand Shovels in King’s Lawnding. The gnome realm is in disarray and there are rumors of gnome zombies from Cannibal Rock. Prepare yourselves, summer is coming.

A true fan you are –  welcome the holidays you will – with the inflatable Star Wars Christmas lawn decorations. Why would you ever have some fat dude in a red suit when you can have a Jedi master dressed from head to toe in Santa’s gear holding a lightsaber?

Ring in the holidays with an out-of-this-world twist by decorating your humble abode with this Star Wars BB-8 lighted lawn ornament. It features a collapsible design that sets up in mere seconds and is lit by 50 small string lights that produce a soft glow.

Chill a room temperature canned drink in just 60 seconds using this compact automatic beverage chiller. Simply add a bit of ice, place the can in the main compartment, and watch in amazement as this battery operated appliance cools your drink in 1 minute flat.

Now you can have the doors in your own home automatically slide open just like they do in retail stores with this automatic sliding door system. This DIY kit includes everything you need to upgrade your doors automatic sliders, giving your home a modern feel.

Who has money for luxury services like high price “in Hospital” vasectomies? Keep it thrifty by performing this quick out-patient prodecure in the comfort and privacy of your home using this DIY Vasectomy Kit. Inside, you’ll find everything you’ll need to get snippin’.

With one of these prefab backyard office sheds in the yard, you’ll be able to escape distractions and get more done while working from home. This contemporary styled insulated office is soundproof, weatherproof, and will provide you with 120 square feet of space.

The stair slide will keep the kids from getting restless when they’re stuck inside. The slide features durable construction and a design that allows you to place the slide against the stairs without any type of permanent anchoring.

With the Big Book of Breasts 3D you’ll be able to stare at dozens of humongous home-grown mammary glands without getting slapped or called a pervert. It’s page after page of “artistic” poses and pictures displaying glorious breasts in jaw dropping 3D.

Transform any room in your home on command by installing these amazing color changing light panels. The base station can serve as the hub for up to 1,000 touch sensitive panels whose color can be changed with a simple tap – allowing for endless color schemes.

Now you can own a USB stick that destroys anything in its path. Once you plug in this weaponized USB kill stick, it will rapidly charge its capacitors from the USB power supply and then discharge it, permanently disabling any unprotected equipment.

Make your intentions crystal clear with this “Why I Must Have Sex With You” checklist. This hilarious gift for bachelors and bachelorettes comes with a slew of different reasons for why you want to get a certain person into the sack.

The modern glass cereal bowl gives you a first row seat to witness your crunchy cereal become a soggy mush. This glass bowl is dishwasher safe and sports a minimalistic design that is perfect for adding a modern touch to your kitchenware. 

The Deep Thumb Saver Massage Tool offers targeted relief with its ergonomic design, enabling deeper pressure without strain. Perfect for professionals and home use, it eases muscle tension and enhances recovery effectively.

Let out your workplace frustrations without it ending with a call from HR by relying on the teachings inside “Ways To Tell Employees They’re Stupid.” You’ll learn how to say horrible things in a not-so-horrible way, so you can maintain professionalism.

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.

If you’re going to glamp, do it the right way inside an Artemis glamping studio. Available in two models, the domes are able to stand up to adverse weather conditions and can be utilized as a work space, guest home, or creative studio too depending on your needs.