This retractable umbrella backpack will ensure you stay nice and dry when a shower catches you off-guard. Designed to provide superior protection for photography gear, it also comes with a handy umbrella that you can easily whip out in rainy or sunny weather.

Keep your energetic pup from running off every chance he gets by heading out with this hands free retractable dog leash.  Instead of having to constantly hold the leash, simply strap it to your wrist like a bracelet so your hands remain free at all times.

The C-Seed M1 4K Retractable MicroLED TV is what high-def dreams are made of. At the push of a button, this monster TV rises from the floor and unfolds a massive 165-inch screen that will immerse you completely in whatever you’re watching.

Conquer the outdoors this winter with the retractable spikes snow boots. These tough-as-nails snow boots feature retractable spikes built right into the sole, so you can transition seamlessly when travelling through changing terrains.

Become a real life Wolverine by strapping on a pair of these muscle sensing retractable bionic claws. The sensors utilize technology that measures muscle activity to produce the voltage necessary to make the claws extend and retract on command.

The BevBuckle holds your favorite canned or bottled drink, giving your hands the freedom to play the most epic game of ping pong, dance away at the next concert with backup drinks in tow, or whatever else you have in mind!

The Giraffe Tools retractable garden hose makes reaching every corner of your yard a breeze. This leak-resistant hybrid hose has an overall length of 130-feet, can lock at any length you desire, and will retract efficiently and neatly without any kinks.

Give your love palace a regal appearance with this retractable hanging bed. The intrepid design employs a system of ropes and pulleys to suspend the bed in midair, thereby giving you the option of choosing the appropriate hanging height.

Make your vampire costume look like the real deal by finishing it off with these retractable vampire fangs. They’ll help you look the part and come in both white and beige in case you want to go for a more authentic look.

Feast your eyes on the world’s first retractable plasma-based lightsaber! This real-life lightsaber features an eye-popping steampunk-inspired hilt and can heat up to 4,000 degrees Fahrenheit in order to melt and penetrate all sorts of objects.

Forget those bulky suitcases and save 2.5x more storage space with Lito, the foldable suitcase. It comes with a durable recycled shell, reinforced wheels, a tech compartment that’s easy to access, and folds down to a slim size for easy storage when not in use.

Keep your unused luggage out of sight without sacrificing storage space using this smart collapsible hard suitcase. Its unique design allows you to flatten the entire suitcase down to just 3 inches in width, so you can easily hang it on a closet rack.

Prevent your clean and organized clothes from morphing into a disastrous ball of wrinkled fabrics while traveling by placing it inside the stand up dresser suitcase. The ingenious design instantly props up and transforms into a mobile closet.

It’s about time you start traveling smart. The Floatti suitcase is loaded with features like a built-in digital scale, a suspension ride, touch controls, tracking systems, laptop and phone chargers, and an assortment of organized packing compartments.

Make trips easier when travelling with the little one by bringing along this ride-on carry-on suitcase. It comes with a handy built-in chair that unfolds instantly go give your tired tike a comfy place to rest while still fitting in most overhead compartments.

Minimize the chance of losing your bag or it being considered overweight by traveling with this smart suitcase. Apart from its ample storage space, it syncs to your phone so that you can wirelessly lock it, as well as locate the suitcase anywhere in the world.

Behold the future of luggage – the autonomous auto-following smart suitcase! It features a compact carry-on size, it can detect and intelligently move around obstacles, and it can travel at speeds of up to 4.5 mph while lasting for 12.5 hours when fully charged.

Effortlessly lug around your suitcase by placing it on this hands-free suitcase hitch. This revolutionary travel device easily attaches to your belt so you can conveniently and securely transport your bag while remaining hands free.

Overweight bags will become a thing of the past when you start travelling with the built in weight scale suitcase. Designed for the 21st century traveler, this high tech suitcase displays the total weight on the exterior so you can avoid paying overweight fees.

Showcase your musical prowess with style and class when you tote around the suitcase speakerbox. This leather bound rarity carries a vintage style that blends in seamlessly with the 21st century technology like the embedded 50W class D power amplifier.

With this ultra portable suitcase cooler you’ll be able to keep your hooch icy cold without having to lug around a cumbersome cooler all day long. The cooler features a closed cell foam insulation for optimal cooling and is large enough to fit 10 cans or 3 wine bottles.

Easily identify your suitcase at the airport when travelling with the sandwich suitcase. This functional morsel of empty calories will make sure your belongings stay safe while you travel in style. Now all you need is some peanut butter and jelly styled clothing to fill it with.

Avoid the grind of being stuck in traffic on your daily work commute and think outside the box with these electric suitcase scooters that can travel a distance up to forty miles with a maximum speed of thirty five miles per hour on just a single charge.

Redefine the way you travel by swapping your old luggage for the modern digital zipperless suitcase. The design gives you quick access to your belongings while other helpful features like a built-in scale, GPS tracker, and USB charger improve your travel experience.

This suitcase cup holder is a coffee-drinking traveler’s best friend at the airport. This travel-essential fits all suitcase handles and comes with three storage pockets that let you keep all travel-day essentials at hand and in one place.

Liven up your boring muggle life with a bit of enchantment and fun courtesy of this suitcase escape room game. Inspired by the magical world of Fantastic Beasts, this thoughtfully designed suitcase comes with 9 puzzles and takes roughly 35-45 minutes to solve.

Experience the reinvention of the wheel by equipping your board with these square skateboard wheels. The hybrid shape of the wheels is designed to give you unheard of control over rugged and/or wet terrain while displaying a logic defying cubed shape as they roll.

If you really want to get noticed at night, the light up bicycle wheels are the way to go. They not only look infinitely cooler than those dorky bike reflectors but also provide increased visibility as the entire wheel lights up when put in motion.

Become the center of attention while bicycling at night with this incredible animated wheel system. With the ability to create an endless variety of designs that appear while the wheels are in motion, this unique system will let your imagination run wild.

Make your skateboard the center of attention at the park or on the streets with the light up skateboard wheels. Each luminescent wheel comes embedded with a small strip of LED lights so everyone’s eyes will be on you as you skate by, for better or for worse.

Who has money for luxury services like high price “in Hospital” vasectomies? Keep it thrifty by performing this quick out-patient prodecure in the comfort and privacy of your home using this DIY Vasectomy Kit. Inside, you’ll find everything you’ll need to get snippin’.

With one of these prefab backyard office sheds in the yard, you’ll be able to escape distractions and get more done while working from home. This contemporary styled insulated office is soundproof, weatherproof, and will provide you with 120 square feet of space.

Gear up for intense action with the NERF Hyper Match Motorized Blaster! Featuring rapid-fire technology, this blaster unleashes high-speed rounds for ultimate gameplay. Perfect for competitive NERF battles, it promises non-stop excitement.

The stair slide will keep the kids from getting restless when they’re stuck inside. The slide features durable construction and a design that allows you to place the slide against the stairs without any type of permanent anchoring.

With the Big Book of Breasts 3D you’ll be able to stare at dozens of humongous home-grown mammary glands without getting slapped or called a pervert. It’s page after page of “artistic” poses and pictures displaying glorious breasts in jaw dropping 3D.

Transform any room in your home on command by installing these amazing color changing light panels. The base station can serve as the hub for up to 1,000 touch sensitive panels whose color can be changed with a simple tap – allowing for endless color schemes.

Now you can own a USB stick that destroys anything in its path. Once you plug in this weaponized USB kill stick, it will rapidly charge its capacitors from the USB power supply and then discharge it, permanently disabling any unprotected equipment.

Make your intentions crystal clear with this “Why I Must Have Sex With You” checklist. This hilarious gift for bachelors and bachelorettes comes with a slew of different reasons for why you want to get a certain person into the sack.

The modern glass cereal bowl gives you a first row seat to witness your crunchy cereal become a soggy mush. This glass bowl is dishwasher safe and sports a minimalistic design that is perfect for adding a modern touch to your kitchenware. 

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.

If you’re going to glamp, do it the right way inside an Artemis glamping studio. Available in two models, the domes are able to stand up to adverse weather conditions and can be utilized as a work space, guest home, or creative studio too depending on your needs.

Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.