This professional DIY teeth whitening kit will give you the radiant smile you’ve always dreamed of without costing you a fortune. This easy-to-use kit comes with everything you’ll need to perform up to 10 whitening treatments from the comfort of home.

Keep your gums and teeth healthy without putting any toxic ingredients into your mouth by brushing with this all natural charcoal teeth whitening toothpaste. With organic ingredients like bamboo charcoal, this unique toothpaste will safely remove years of stains.

Cut out that greedy licensed middle man you call a dentist and take matters into your own hands by improving your smile using the teeth whitening kit. The kit will take years worth of stains off without causing any added sensitivity to your precious chompers.

Avoid dozing off during the workday by giving yourself a quick pick-me-up using these natural caffeine energy stir sticks. These calorie-free sticks feature a clean taste and contain 125mg of natural caffeine and vitamins so that you stay alert and awake throughout the day.

Give everyone at the campsite a mini heart attack when they see you reach for one of these fire starter dynamite sticks to get the bonfire going. These cleverly designed and packaged fire starters come in a crate of 20 and burn for roughly 30 minutes.

These trailblazer firestarter sticks light like a match yet burn like a starter log. Each all-natural clean burning compressed wood stick is capped off with a match head for easy lighting and burns for roughly 10 minutes – providing ample time to light a roaring fire.

Give any dish a spicy kick using one of these sriracha seasoning sticks. Simply impale the sticks into your meats and they will slowly begin to liquefy as you cook, allowing your meats to absorb the flavor from the inside out.

Satisfy your inner carnivore with incredible flavor by sinking your jaws into these handcrafted beef sticks. These gluten and sugar-free snacks are individually handcrafted and air-dried with pure beef, vinegar, and a blend of four spices that gives them a singular flavor.

A pack of Mythical Meats Humanoid snack sticks will wow your taste buds with other-worldly flavors while recharging your energy on long campaigns. These low calorie meat sticks come in wild flavors like leprechaun, elf, mermaid, bigfoot, yeti, and minotaur.

Brighten up your day when you light up your carny food with the light up cotton candy sticks. These handmade treats – ideal for parties – offer a fun and eye-catching alternative to traditional lighting that children and drug addicts will love.

Snap into a healthy version of a Slim Jim by chomping down on one of these grass fed beef snack sticks. Made from only the freshest of natural ingredients, they’re gluten-free, paleo friendly and contain no antibiotics, hormones, or nitrates.

Use the Force to help you grip those slippery sushi rolls by grabbing them with the lightsaber light-up chop sticks. Each mini lightsaber features a detailed hilt that illuminates the transparent molds in either an ominous Vader red or a hopeful Luke blue.

Increase your chances of rescue in emergency situations by signaling your position using an industrial grade glow stick. This completely waterproof and non-flammable 6″ stick provides 360 degree visibility for up to 12 hours and can be seen from a mile away.

Save important documents with a blast from the past by using these retro USB memory sticks. Each of these custom USB drives are made in the image of an obsolete form of technology such as a Sega Genesis controller,  CRT television, and a cassette tape. 

If regular glow sticks just aren’t cutting it, these industrial grade light sticks are sure to get the job done. Unlike their party-friendly counterparts, these sturdy and waterproof sticks are designed to emit a bright green glow that will last for up to 12 hours.

Easily fit pieces of ice into your water bottle with this clever ice cube sticks tray. For decades mankind has been baffled by how to properly chill plastic water bottles, but with this revolutionary ice cube tray you’ll no longer have to suffer from drinking warm water.

Throw your diet out the window and start your day the right way by overloading on carbs in the form of these fluffy little donut sticks from McDonald’s. They’re made from sweet golden-brown dough and topped off with cinnamon sugar for an unbeatable taste.

Make the night come alive with one of these industrial-grade glow sticks. They have a shelf life of 5 years, come individually packaged, and put out a bright green glow that will last up to 16 hours, making them ideal for emergency situations and parties alike.

Feast your eyes on the hot new toy that’s sure to be on every child’s Christmas list – a can of teeth! Upon opening up one of these colorful cans, your child will be filled with confusion and fear upon laying their impressionable eyes on these eerie set of human teeth.

Give your Jack-O-Lanterns some extra fright factor this Hallows Eve by outfitting them with these pumpkin teeth. Available in both buck teeth and fierce fangs, each set includes three plastic teeth that can easily be adhered onto your pumpkin’s toothless grin.

No collection of peculiarities would be complete without these aged human teeth in a box. They’re artfully hand-crafted from resin and look just like the real deal, making this perfect for pranking unsuspecting friends and family.

This chattering teeth vocal synthesizer is sure to delight your senses. Composed of twenty-five sets of teeth, each set of teeth in this unique synthesizer represents a different note on a keyboard, making this a fabulous addition to any creative musical talent’s repertoire.

Disturb everyone who comes in sight of you with these sharp teeth contact lenses. Offered in regular or prescription contact lens powers, these creepy lenses will transform your eyeball into a gruesome looking open mouth with jagged teeth.

Weird, delight, and confuse houseguests by setting out one of these teeth brushes in the guest bathroom. This peculiar accent piece is handmade with resin teeth and is guaranteed to generate some laughs while acting as a strange conversation piece.

Scare the neighborhood kids from a mile away by transforming your home into a giant monster using this glow in the dark scary garage teeth kit. Stick these massive fangs over the garage door and watch your house transform into a giant terrifying monster!

Add a stylish and prehistoric twist to any part of your home by hanging up this bad boy. This gold teeth T-Rex bust is made from 100% eco-friendly materials and is painted by hand in outrageous colors like chrome, green, and hot pink.

Bring a dose of absurd wackiness into your day-to-day by decorating your space with a teeth cloud. It’s handmade from fake teeth and moldable cotton and measures about five inches all around, so it’s small enough for even the most crowded desktops.

You can now own a real life fossilized Megalodon tooth! Fossil Era offers a varied collection of authentic, gigantic, and incredibly rare Megalodon teeth belonging to the now extinct beast that roamed the ocean from the late Oligocene to the early Pleistocene.

Make your backyard a wild and amusing place for all with a few of these smiling zipper teeth rocks scattered about. These nightmarish creations are crafted from concrete and measure around four to four and a half inches.

Give your furry friend an amusing and comical expression when you play a game of fetch using the grinning teeth dog toy. This novelty toy contains a set of big pearly whites that give the illusion your pet has learned to smile just like people.

With one of these prefab backyard office sheds in the yard, you’ll be able to escape distractions and get more done while working from home. This contemporary styled insulated office is soundproof, weatherproof, and will provide you with 120 square feet of space.

Who has money for luxury services like high price “in Hospital” vasectomies? Keep it thrifty by performing this quick out-patient prodecure in the comfort and privacy of your home using this DIY Vasectomy Kit. Inside, you’ll find everything you’ll need to get snippin’.

The stair slide will keep the kids from getting restless when they’re stuck inside. The slide features durable construction and a design that allows you to place the slide against the stairs without any type of permanent anchoring.

With the Big Book of Breasts 3D you’ll be able to stare at dozens of humongous home-grown mammary glands without getting slapped or called a pervert. It’s page after page of “artistic” poses and pictures displaying glorious breasts in jaw dropping 3D.

Transform any room in your home on command by installing these amazing color changing light panels. The base station can serve as the hub for up to 1,000 touch sensitive panels whose color can be changed with a simple tap – allowing for endless color schemes.

Now you can own a USB stick that destroys anything in its path. Once you plug in this weaponized USB kill stick, it will rapidly charge its capacitors from the USB power supply and then discharge it, permanently disabling any unprotected equipment.

Make your intentions crystal clear with this “Why I Must Have Sex With You” checklist. This hilarious gift for bachelors and bachelorettes comes with a slew of different reasons for why you want to get a certain person into the sack.

The modern glass cereal bowl gives you a first row seat to witness your crunchy cereal become a soggy mush. This glass bowl is dishwasher safe and sports a minimalistic design that is perfect for adding a modern touch to your kitchenware. 

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.

Let out your workplace frustrations without it ending with a call from HR by relying on the teachings inside “Ways To Tell Employees They’re Stupid.” You’ll learn how to say horrible things in a not-so-horrible way, so you can maintain professionalism.

If you’re going to glamp, do it the right way inside an Artemis glamping studio. Available in two models, the domes are able to stand up to adverse weather conditions and can be utilized as a work space, guest home, or creative studio too depending on your needs.

Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.