Make your fantasy into a reality by transforming yourself into a mythical creature using this unicorn hood. Made from the purest and most magical white fur in the land, it’s accented with a lovely gold horn and a long flowing rainbow mane.

Experience the perfect blend of magic and sweetness by sprinkling your food with some magical unicorn sugar. This unique turbinado sugar blend combines blueberry, hibiscus, and lemon sugars into a sweet and colorful combination ideal for topping off any dessert.

Experience a new level of clean – the kind that only magical fecal matter can provide – by showering with some unicorn poop soap. Just as you’d expect, their multicolored droppings look like a wondrous rainbow and feature a delightful fruity scent.

When you’re in the mood for something sweet, treat your tastebuds to the unrivaled goodness of some edible unicorn poop candy. Each 1/2 pound bag comes filled with dozens of multi-colored jelly poop pellets that taste strikingly similar to regular Jelly Beans.

Just one bite of these incredible unicorn rainbow poop cookies is all it takes to get hooked on this magical fecal matter. Baked with love and humor, these multicolored sugar cookies are handmade and are available in batches of 3, 6, or 12.

Experience the unmatched freshness only magical fecal matter can provide when you shower with the unicorn poop soap. The surface of this vegan friendly bar of multicolored soap glitters and entices the nasal passages with scents like butterscotch and vanilla.

Give your ensemble a splash of color and whimsy by wearing this vibrant unicorn poop rainbow scarf. This small wide-eyed unicorn comes with a soft fluffy body that conceals a long and soft rainbow scarf that you can pull out of his ass for warmth.

There’s no better remedy for chapped lips than unicorn poop. In addition to the enchanted fecal matter, this handmade balm incorporates natural ingredients like cocoa butter, shea butter, and beeswax for unmatched moisture.

Now you can bake some magical unicorn poop cookies with the help of this free guide from Instructables. These mystical and delicious cookies will fill your little tummy with unicorn feces that will make you radiate pure happiness.

One-up the Mother of Dragons by placing these incredible color changing magical dragon eggs on display. The scales on these handcrafted 4-inch eggs begin to change color right before your very eyes when reacting to the heat coming off your body.

Easily erase all your makeup using nothing more than a bit of water and the magical Makeup Eraser! One side of this machine washable cloth erases all your makeup – even waterproof mascara – while the other side of the cloth exfoliates your skin.

Make your bonfire come alive with this campfire colorant. Great for both indoor and outdoor use, this specialized colorant will transform your regular wood-burning fire into a multicolored spectacle that the kids are guaranteed to love.

Wash your hands in the most disgusting way possible – with poop! These poop soap bars are a hilarious yet fully functional novelty item that will disturb guests in your home. And just like real poop, these bars of soap vary in shape, size, and corn consistency!

Avoid having to handle old Rex’s stinky turds by strapping on this poop collecting dog harness before his next walk. The harness conveniently places a small bag right under your dog’s business end so the poop instantly drops into the bag instead of the ground.

Place a fun millennial twist on the way you relax out on the water by laying out on this giant poop emoji float. The iconic emoji jumps off your phone’s screen and into the real world to provide you with a comfy and eye-catching way to soak up the sun.

Celebrate the joys and pitfalls of coffee by pouring a hot roast into this humorous mug. This 11 ounce mug is made from quality ceramic and uses a process where the ink is infused into the mug so the funny caption will never fade.

Throw out that fake vomit and upgrade your pranks by disgusting friends and family using this Play-Doh fake poop mold. The kit includes a turd mold, two types of brown clay, and one tub of yellow clay so you can create small pieces of corn for a more realistic look.

Turn your favorite emoji into your number one snack by baking up a batch of poop emoji cookies. The cookie cutter is crafted from a dishwasher safe PLA plastic and is available in sizes that range from a small 2″ x 2″ mold to a larger 5″ x 5″ turd mold.

Help your kiddo bring style, humor, and ambient lighting to their bedroom in one blow with their very own glow-in-the-dark poop. This comical bedside companion emits a healthy green glow that they’ll love showing off to all their friends.

Give your humble abode a bit of millennial flair with this poop emoji pillow. Everyone’s favorite fecal emoji comes to life in the form of an adorably soft pillow that’ll put a smile on your face even on your shittiest of days.

Make playing with poop something the whole family can look forward to by sitting down with this Play-Doh Poop Troop playset. You and your little sculptors will be able to make fun and whimsical characters out of squishy Play-Doh turds.

Who would have thought eating a bag of poop could taste so good? Inspired by the classic poop emoji we all know and love, this delectable treat is actually 100% US-made cotton candy with a marvelous chocolaty taste perfect for anyone with a sweet tooth.

Those who love to say “don’t play with your food” obviously never owned this DIY Edible Poop kit. Your pint-size chefs will be able to conduct 18 delicious and educational experiments with food as well as make treats like chocolate eyeballs and cinnamon intestines.

Turn an unpleasant experience into the highlight of family game night by gathering the kiddies for some fun with the Don’t Step In The Poop game. Players must navigate through the poop infested game mat while blindfolded and avoid as many dookies as possible.

Stay springtime fresh all year round by rubbing shit all over yourself using this dog poop soap. Despite its off putting and realistic appearance, this novelty soap features a delightful chocolate scent and doubles as a great prop for pranks.

As the old saying goes, one superhero’s waste is another fan boy’s prized possession. And now thanks to superhero poop webstore you’ll be able to complete your geeky collection by owning a small piece of your favorite comic book superhero.

Crack a smile at the morning board meeting by sipping your hot brew from this “coffee makes me poop” mug. This ceramic mug features a fun and lighthearted floral design that creates a circular border to encase the blunt and truthful reality of coffee.

Stop handling your pooch’s waste with your bare hands – now you can suck it up using this dog poop vacuum! This rechargeable vacuum is outfitted with a 30,000-rpm motor that will easily inhale your doggy’s stinky dookies from concrete, grass, and even snow.

In the near future the plebeian task of picking after your pooch will be a thing of the past thanks to the autonomous dog poop robot. This little guy is like a Roomba for your yard, only instead of dirt and dust, it goes after your doggy’s droppings.

DORODOROBO is the diarrhea spewing Japanese poop robot that will slide his way into your heart faster than your dicey breakfast burrito makes its way out of your body. When activated, his beady little eyes light up and he leaves a wet brown trail behind him as he rolls.

Who has money for luxury services like high price “in Hospital” vasectomies? Keep it thrifty by performing this quick out-patient prodecure in the comfort and privacy of your home using this DIY Vasectomy Kit. Inside, you’ll find everything you’ll need to get snippin’.

With one of these prefab backyard office sheds in the yard, you’ll be able to escape distractions and get more done while working from home. This contemporary styled insulated office is soundproof, weatherproof, and will provide you with 120 square feet of space.

The stair slide will keep the kids from getting restless when they’re stuck inside. The slide features durable construction and a design that allows you to place the slide against the stairs without any type of permanent anchoring.

With the Big Book of Breasts 3D you’ll be able to stare at dozens of humongous home-grown mammary glands without getting slapped or called a pervert. It’s page after page of “artistic” poses and pictures displaying glorious breasts in jaw dropping 3D.

Transform any room in your home on command by installing these amazing color changing light panels. The base station can serve as the hub for up to 1,000 touch sensitive panels whose color can be changed with a simple tap – allowing for endless color schemes.

Now you can own a USB stick that destroys anything in its path. Once you plug in this weaponized USB kill stick, it will rapidly charge its capacitors from the USB power supply and then discharge it, permanently disabling any unprotected equipment.

Make your intentions crystal clear with this “Why I Must Have Sex With You” checklist. This hilarious gift for bachelors and bachelorettes comes with a slew of different reasons for why you want to get a certain person into the sack.

The modern glass cereal bowl gives you a first row seat to witness your crunchy cereal become a soggy mush. This glass bowl is dishwasher safe and sports a minimalistic design that is perfect for adding a modern touch to your kitchenware. 

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.

Let out your workplace frustrations without it ending with a call from HR by relying on the teachings inside “Ways To Tell Employees They’re Stupid.” You’ll learn how to say horrible things in a not-so-horrible way, so you can maintain professionalism.

If you’re going to glamp, do it the right way inside an Artemis glamping studio. Available in two models, the domes are able to stand up to adverse weather conditions and can be utilized as a work space, guest home, or creative studio too depending on your needs.

Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.