Give that special evil mastermind what they’ve always wanted with this shark laser pointer. These novelty laser pointers come in the shape of a deadly shark with a friggin’ laser beam attached to their head – because every creature deserves a hot meal.

The G303 high-intensity laser pointer pen is powerful enough to light a match and single-handedly blind you in one fell swoop! It features an ultra portable design and emits an impressive 532nm laser with a max brightness of 350lm and a 10 mile radius.

Awaken the Dark side during your next corporate presentation by using the crossguard laser pointer. Inspired by the newly redesigned lightsaber from Star Wars, the laser runs through an anodized aluminum shaft and reflects off specially placed mirrors.

The shark laser pointer is truly a gift for the evil genius who has it all. Each shark comes equipped with a frickin’ laser beam attached to its head! It’s great for pointing at stuff and/or heating up prey – because every creature deserves a warm meal.

Keep your feline friend active and entertained in one fell swoop with this laser pointer cat collar. This boredom-killing collar comes with an adjustable built-in laser pointer that can be set to one of three beam modes: normal, constant, and flickering.

The Nebula Cosmos will transform any room into your own personal 4K movie theater. The world’s most compact 4K laser theater, this 2,400 Lumen projector comes with dual onboard speakers and can project a massive 150-inch screen.

If you’re looking for versatility out of your engraver meet Mr Carve M3. With this ultra-handy machine, you’ll be able to engrave or cut virtually any material that you’re working with incredible speed and precision.

Customize almost any item on the spot using the Cubiio compact laser engraver. This compact little cube is controlled wirelessly through the accompanying app using your smartphone and can engrave all types of surfaces like felt, leather, wood, paper, and cardboard.

Avoid becoming roadkill while biking at night by outfitting your ride with this handlebar mounted bikesphere laser. It projects a ring of light around you that’s impossible to miss that highlights the safe distance that cars must bare in mind when passing a cyclist.

Ensure you always hit your mark by shooting with this laser assisted hunting bow and slingshot. Built with a sturdy stainless steel frame, this compact and versatile weapon comes with a laser pointer for improved accuracy, and can shoot both pellets and arrows.

Elevate your craftsmanship by drilling the perfect hole every time using the laser drill guide. This revolutionary attachment works with nearly any drill and projects an easy to follow visual guide that lets you know when the drill is perpendicular to the surface.

Avoid accidents while driving through unfavorable weather conditions by equipping your vehicle with the anti-collision fog laser light. The light mounts onto the rear of your automobile and projects a red triangular shaped beam to create a visible safety zone.

Create a mini light show when jamming out to your favorite tunes with these laser light headphones. These smart headphones feature a built-in heart sensor and come with bright neon lights that pulse to the beat of the song or your heartbeat.

Ensure your next project is done right from the start by measuring everything precisely using this 2-in-1 laser tape measure. It features a simple one-handed operation and comes with both a standard 16 foot tape measure in addition to a 50 foot laser tape.

Upgrade your home viewing experience with Leica’s Cine 1 Laser TV. Available in both 100″ and 120″ versions, this premium ultra-short throw projector will offer superior image quality and even comes with a 2-speaker 50-watt integrated Dolby Atmos audio system.

Speed up the recovery process with the Reviiv Move+ Laser therapy device. This red light therapy device will help to reduce inflammation, heal wounds faster, aid with muscle recovery, and reduce general pain and discomfort.

Transform virtually any wall into your own private movie theater using the Vava 4K ultra short throw laser projector. This smart 4K device only needs to be placed 7.2-inches away in order to project a massive 150-inch screen so you can enjoy your movies like never before.

With this cube laser projector you’ll be able to put on a mind-bending laser show virtually anywhere. This 100% battery powered projector comes with green, blue, and red lasers that utilize a computer controlled mirror to display all kinds of vivid images and animations.

When you need a fast and reliable temperature reading this digital laser thermometer will come to your aid. This non-contact IR infrared thermometer comes with 9 built-in laser pointers to accurately measure temperatures between -58°F and 3272°F.

Make each and every gift you give extra special with help from the Wainlux K6 laser engraver. It features a compact size that won’t take up too much space, a simple design that makes it remarkably easy to use, and a reasonable price that won’t break the bank.

Increase your productivity and turn your smartphone into a mobile workstation with this laser keyboard projector. Apart from a QWERTY keyboard, you can also use the projector to play musical instruments like the piano.

Become the life of any party by showing up wearing these green laser gloves. They’ll allow you to emit neon green laser beams from four of your fingers, thus guaranteeing that you will be the life of whatever party, rave, or concert you attend.

These SLD laser headlights will let you see further and clearer than ever before when you drive at night. They’re one-tenth the size of regular lights and provide one hundred times the luminance of standard LEDs so that you can see up to one kilometer away!

Perfectly strike the cue ball every time with this laser guide billiards cue stick. This regulation size and weight cue stick features a built-in laser so you can easily see where you will hit the cue ball, enabling you to strike with more accuracy for those difficult angled shots.

Play laser tag with all your friends with this smartphone laser tag attachment and app! Available for both Android and iPhones, this laser tag app and gun not only makes laser tag games instantaneous, but it also has cool features like armor, ammo, and health packs.

Start brushing up on those Jedi skills because the laser saber – the non-fictional equivalent of the iconic lightsaber – has become a reality. It powers up and powers down within a magnetic gravity system, so you can mimic the functionality of a real lightsaber!

Battle your fellow geeks like never before with these real laser powered lightsabers. Powered using the same technology as the world’s most powerful laser, these intense lightsabers are the closest thing we’ve ever seen to a real lightsaber outside of a movie theatre.

Ferocious winged bears with lasers shooting out of their frickin’ eyes! Absolutely nothing is more stylish, awesome, or as useful than the laser bears wallet. With room for all your cards and cash, it’s the only wallet a dignified person like you should ever carry.

When important presentations have to be made, only the green laser wand can deliver the reliability, stability, and retina damaging power that you need. With just one lithium battery, this green laser provides hours of continuous use without diminishing its intensity.

Tired of those weak regular laser pointers that don’t paralyze and cause permanent retina damage to someone when you point it at their eyes? Want to own a laser so powerful that it’s practically a lightsaber? We present to you the world’s most powerful laser.

Prepare for the unexpected with the Shart Survival Kit! This essential pack contains everything you need to handle accidental mishaps with humor and hygiene. It’s discreet, practical, and sure to save your day – and your dignity. It’s a must-have for adventurous eaters!

Get the best of both worlds with the Taylor Swift Dog The Bounty Hunter Shirt! This quirky tee combines pop princess charm with tough bounty hunter vibes. It’s perfect for T-Swizzle fans who love a good mashup and a laugh.

The stair slide will keep the kids from getting restless when they’re stuck inside. The slide features durable construction and a design that allows you to place the slide against the stairs without any type of permanent anchoring.

Who has money for luxury services like high price “in Hospital” vasectomies? Keep it thrifty by performing this quick out-patient prodecure in the comfort and privacy of your home using this DIY Vasectomy Kit. Inside, you’ll find everything you’ll need to get snippin’.

With one of these prefab backyard office sheds in the yard, you’ll be able to escape distractions and get more done while working from home. This contemporary styled insulated office is soundproof, weatherproof, and will provide you with 120 square feet of space.

With the Big Book of Breasts 3D you’ll be able to stare at dozens of humongous home-grown mammary glands without getting slapped or called a pervert. It’s page after page of “artistic” poses and pictures displaying glorious breasts in jaw dropping 3D.

Transform any room in your home on command by installing these amazing color changing light panels. The base station can serve as the hub for up to 1,000 touch sensitive panels whose color can be changed with a simple tap – allowing for endless color schemes.

Now you can own a USB stick that destroys anything in its path. Once you plug in this weaponized USB kill stick, it will rapidly charge its capacitors from the USB power supply and then discharge it, permanently disabling any unprotected equipment.

Make your intentions crystal clear with this “Why I Must Have Sex With You” checklist. This hilarious gift for bachelors and bachelorettes comes with a slew of different reasons for why you want to get a certain person into the sack.

Let out your workplace frustrations without it ending with a call from HR by relying on the teachings inside “Ways To Tell Employees They’re Stupid.” You’ll learn how to say horrible things in a not-so-horrible way, so you can maintain professionalism.

The modern glass cereal bowl gives you a first row seat to witness your crunchy cereal become a soggy mush. This glass bowl is dishwasher safe and sports a minimalistic design that is perfect for adding a modern touch to your kitchenware. 

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.