Enjoy an epic surf session even if you’re not near the ocean by hitting the water on the electric motorized surfboard. The board features an environmentally friendly yet powerful electric jet that’s lightweight and extremely intuitive to operate.

The inflatable motorized Stingray water board delivers all the fun of a stand up paddle board without the tiresome paddling part. It’s powered by a compact 12 volt battery, has a 200 pound capacity, and features a 6 inch thick bottom PVC layer for added durability.

Transform any pair of shoes into some hot skates with these motorized electric heel wheels. They’re equipped with proprietary 50mm urethane wheels, sealed bearings, and will emit an eye-catching spray of sparks as you effortlessly glide along the pavement.

Ram into each other bumper car style just like you used to do as a kid at the local fair – only now you’re crashing into each other in the water! These floating motorized bumper cars are perfect for fun at the pool or beach, and include a built in large water gun.

Take the hard work out of skating as you roll down the street in style riding the in wheel motorized skateboard. Unlike other electric boards, this one features independent motors inside each wheel – making it the most intuitive and easy to use skateboard around.

Catch the most thrilling ride of your life – even when the water is completely flat – with the motorized surfboard. Powered by a capable 100CC 2-stroke engine that will propel you at speeds up to 35 MPH, you’ll be absolutely shredding every body of water you come across!

Increase your dependence on technology for everyday activities with the motorized solowheel. This innovative new form of transportation allows you to stand on a big motorized wheel that’ll take you anywhere you need to go – like a Segway without all the bulk.

Give your tired feet a rest and cut down on your daily commute by hopping on this motorized gyro cycle. It employs the use of gyroscopic sensors to maintain perfect balance yet steers intuitively like a bicycle when turning left or right.

Keep every tie in your vast collection perfectly organized and always at hand with the motorized tie rack. This tie rack takes up minimal space in the closet yet has the capacity to organize up to 72 ties and 8 belts which you can control with a simple 2 button system.

The motorized kayak is your ticket to enjoying this thrilling hobby even if you lack the upper body strength to paddle continuously. No matter how long the excursion, you’ll be able to to truly appreciate the magnificent vistas surrounding you without distraction.

Redefine what it means to live on the edge when you take the helm of the motorized drifting tricycle. This ain’t no schoolyard trike – the motorized tricycle is designed for extreme riding action that’ll turn any empty parking lot into your personal playground.

Don’t let a silly DUI license suspension stop you from enjoying your god-given-right to recklessly cruise around while drinking – with the motorized cooler scooter you can stay mobile while keeping your freedom fighting beers as cold as the rockies. ‘Murica salutes you!

Surfing is fun – but now you can up the ante with these powerful motorized surfboards. Combining the platform of a surfboard with the power of a jet ski, the motorized surfboard is a must have toy for an adrenaline junkie who loves tearing up the high seas.

These aren’t just any regular light up shoes, these custom made kicks are hand made to order from the designer responsible for the lighting in the TRON movie and for Daft Punk. With each step you take, these shoes will light up any room and turn heads.

As Walter White continues his descent into the persona of Heisenberg, he grows more image conscious. Buying fancy cars and wearing very expensive wrist watches – but what should he do about shoes? These Breaking Bad shoes feature Heisenberg’s iconic face on them.

Aside from weird looks you might receive, these five finger shoes are a cool way to get back to your caveman roots and build up your core foot muscles that completely atrophied ever since you put on your first pair of sneakers. Thanks a lot Nike!

Run barefoot without looking like a five toed idiot with these chainmail shoes. Constructed with a minimalistic stainless steel design, these chainmail shoes are perfect barefoot running which will strengthen foot and leg muscles that are typically undeveloped.

Defend yourself against traffic cameras by concealing your car’s plate using this motorized license plate cover. Once hard-wired to your car’s battery, you’ll be able to hide your plate by activating this mechanized cover. Cops will love it.

Become the center attraction at the next tailgate you attend by riding on this motorized drink cooler. It boasts a sizable 94 quart capacity and comes with a 500 watt hub motor mounted onto the front wheel that can reach speeds of up to 18 miles per hour.

This motorized tin can robot makes teaching your little ones about the value of recycling fun by repurposing a used tin can into a cool and functioning little robot friend. All you need is an empty soda can and this kit to create a neat robot that can actually move around.

Transform your simple push kart into a smart caddy with the eWheels V2 attachment. Now, rather than having to hire a caddy or lug around your heavy gear by yourself, your clubs will effortlessly follow you around the course for ultimate convenience.

Sitting all day has been scientifically proven to be a silent killer. With this high quality GeekDesk in your office you’ll be able to instantly alternate between sitting and standing with just the push of a button – allowing you to improve your health and productivity.

Traverse the airport in record time using this motorized rideable luggage. It can reach speeds of up to 8 miles per hour and comes with a range of features like dual USB ports and quick stow pockets for added convenience.

Upgrade to the Bauhutte motorized gaming bed and say goodbye to the outside world because you’ll never want to leave your room again. It comes with features like mounted screens, a flexible smartphone mount, and tons of storage space for games and your gear.

Walking is overrated. Sit back and travel in utmost comfort by hopping on the Segway Ninebot motorized chair. This self-balancing chair features a sleek futuristic design and can reach a max speed of twenty-four miles per hour so you’ll never have to walk or run ever again!

Turn a day out on the water into one of total relaxation by going out on this motorized hammock boat. The boat comes equipped with a small solar panel that powers the inboard electric motor and comfortably accommodates two full size hammocks.

Have the best looking selfies around by upgrading your smartphone to the Asus Zenfone 6. This reasonably priced device’s bold design replaces the front camera for a motorized 13-megapixel cam that flips forward when you need to take a quick selfie.

Give your custom setup a futuristic appeal by utilizing this motorized PC tower case. This eye-catching aluminum case supports E-ATX, ATX, and Micro-ATX motherboards while featuring a fully mechanized frame that opens up like a lotus flower.

Conserve precious energy by saving yourself the arduous walk from the trailer park to the picnic site by riding on the motorized beverage cooler. The 49 CC engine provides just the right mix of power and speed to get you and your drinks where you need to be.

Outrun disaster and avoid certain death riding through the streets on the apocalypse survival motorized bike. This trusty bike comes outfitted with a universal rack for bolting on nearly anything you can imagine and boasts a gas tank capable of taking you up to 500 miles.

With one of these prefab backyard office sheds in the yard, you’ll be able to escape distractions and get more done while working from home. This contemporary styled insulated office is soundproof, weatherproof, and will provide you with 120 square feet of space.

Who has money for luxury services like high price “in Hospital” vasectomies? Keep it thrifty by performing this quick out-patient prodecure in the comfort and privacy of your home using this DIY Vasectomy Kit. Inside, you’ll find everything you’ll need to get snippin’.

The stair slide will keep the kids from getting restless when they’re stuck inside. The slide features durable construction and a design that allows you to place the slide against the stairs without any type of permanent anchoring.

Transform any room in your home on command by installing these amazing color changing light panels. The base station can serve as the hub for up to 1,000 touch sensitive panels whose color can be changed with a simple tap – allowing for endless color schemes.

Now you can own a USB stick that destroys anything in its path. Once you plug in this weaponized USB kill stick, it will rapidly charge its capacitors from the USB power supply and then discharge it, permanently disabling any unprotected equipment.

Make your intentions crystal clear with this “Why I Must Have Sex With You” checklist. This hilarious gift for bachelors and bachelorettes comes with a slew of different reasons for why you want to get a certain person into the sack.

The modern glass cereal bowl gives you a first row seat to witness your crunchy cereal become a soggy mush. This glass bowl is dishwasher safe and sports a minimalistic design that is perfect for adding a modern touch to your kitchenware. 

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.

Let out your workplace frustrations without it ending with a call from HR by relying on the teachings inside “Ways To Tell Employees They’re Stupid.” You’ll learn how to say horrible things in a not-so-horrible way, so you can maintain professionalism.

If you’re going to glamp, do it the right way inside an Artemis glamping studio. Available in two models, the domes are able to stand up to adverse weather conditions and can be utilized as a work space, guest home, or creative studio too depending on your needs.

Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.

The cheese printer is the useful gadget that makes adding a nutritious component to fond memories as easy as one-two-brie! Now you’ll be able to conveniently transfer any digital image on your smartphone directly to a savory slice of your favorite cheese.