Expand your mind the same way Jake expands and stretches every part of his body with the Adventure Time Jake glass pipe. This custom made pipe is a true work of art – it stands at 5 inches and resembles the fearless warrior right down to his big googly eyes.

It’s Pickle Rick! He’s back and better than ever because he’s here to help you get high. The notorious Pickle Man aka Solenya has transformed his slender pickle body into a nifty green glass pipe measuring 4 to 5 inches long and bearing his smiling face on the backside.

Soar to the highest peaks of Dagobah after one hit of the Yoda pipe, you will. The mighty Jedi master is back and ready to train you in the advanced and ancient practice of inhaling the force – a technique so effective the Empire outlawed it throughout the galaxy.

Give your friends the giggles before sparking up when you pull out this hilariously shaped banana glass pipe. It’s expertly made by hand from borosillicate yellow glass to look like a small and vibrant banana that will fit comfortably in the palm of your hand.

Give your child a cute and original costume this Halloween with the eggs and bacon kid’s costume. Featuring a tasty bacon hat and a sunny side up torso, these adorable fleece costumes will make your kid look so cute you’ll want to just eat him/her up, literally.

Make it remarkably easy for the kids to find the hidden eggs during Easter trading in those puny store-bought eggs for these giant plastic eggs. Each reusable jumbo egg measures 14″ x 11″ and comes in vibrant color options like red, yellow, green, blue, and purple.

Look like a badass while you toke up your “tobacco” by roasting them inside this skull glass pipe. This five inch beauty is made from darkened glass crafted into a mean looking skull finished off with a 24 karat gold and pure silver plating.

Bring a little radiant color into your next smoking session by toking up on this gorgeous dichroic glass pipe. It’s handmade from thick multi colored dichroic glass that gives off an iridescent shine that’ll captivate the eyes.

Augment your psychedelic experience by blazing up with the glow in the dark glass pipe. This expertly made pipe is blown thick for added durability and comes decorated with a fun abstract design that glows insanely bright in the dark.

This strawberry glass pipe is the ideal gift for the health conscious smoker in your life. This handmade gem measures almost 5 inches long and is sculpted to look like a nice and ripe red strawberry that looks good enough to eat.

Soar higher than cloud nine when you take a hit from this beautiful celestial space glass pipe. This lovely piece is hand blown from thick, high quality glass and decorated with an eye-catching motif designed to mimic our vast cosmos.

Hello Kitty is back and she’s ready to party mile high. The Hello Kitty glass pipe is handmade in the likeness of your favorite Japanese character, and comes with a special glow in the dark feature that transforms the pipe into a functional glow stick while in use.

The Doctor Who Dalek glass pipe will take you on a mind expanding journey no TARDIS ride can match. This custom made gem delivers a concentrated dose of THC to your body with the same efficiency they shoot their death ray with – EXTERMINATE.

Puff puff blast. This assault rifle glass smoking pipe is crafted to look exactly like an AR-15, the manliest of assault rifles. This smoking pipe is made of lampworked borosilicate glass, and the high quality attention to detail and construction shows in its durability and usability.

For science! Now you can examine your green specimens like never before with this microscope glass pipe. A perfect gift idea for the science majors and intricate pipe collectors, this microscope glass pipe will use the mighty power of Science™ to light up your evening.

Why settle for a dull run-of-the-mill pipe when you can blaze up with this glass octopus pipe instead? Handmade from quality glass, this amazingly crafted pipe comes with a large bright green octopus stretched out across the entire pipe’s shaft.

Give your place some old country flair that would make your babusya proud with one of these Ukrainian Easter eggs on display. Each pysanky egg boasts an ornate and visually striking design that has been painstakingly painted by hand.

The hottest thing to hit planet earth since that meteor that killed all those dinosaurs long ago – these free-range dinosaur eggs take just 6 million years to hatch – though if you can’t wait, you’ll be greeted by a cuddly dead baby dinosaur inside. Your call.

Win parent of the year by surprising your kid with their very own robotic hatching animal egg. Once their adorable little critter hatches, your kid will be able to listen to its heartbeat and even teach it how to walk, talk, dance, and play games.

Scare the ever-living s**t out of your family members, loved ones, or roommates by replacing all the 4″ x 2.5″ soup/veggie can labels in the pantry with this one for Spider Egg Soup. Blame it on the ghost who haunts your house!

Explore the wilder side of the culinary spectrum by feasting on a side of preserved duck eggs. Each box comes with one healthy looking green preserved duck egg just waiting for you to sink your teeth in its supple green skin.

No better way to liven up a dull day than with a pack of these rattlesnake eggs. Simply leave this small and excellently designed envelope open in any room in the home, wait until someone stumbles upon it, and let the fun ensue.

One-up the Mother of Dragons by placing these incredible color changing magical dragon eggs on display. The scales on these handcrafted 4-inch eggs begin to change color right before your very eyes when reacting to the heat coming off your body.

Celebrate the premiere of the long awaited final season in true Targaryen fashion with these delectable chocolate dragon eggs. These eye-catching and mouth-watering treats are made from creamy white chocolate and are hand painted to look just like dragon eggs.

Make your little dino lover feel like a real life paleontologist with these Dig It Up dinosaur eggs! Simply soak each 3-inch clay egg in water and then carefully chisel away the shell to unearth the cool little surprise inside.

Just because you’re not the Mother of Dragons doesn’t mean you can’t get your hands on some Game Of Thrones inspired dragon eggs. This collection comes expertly hand painted and is displayed inside an elegant leather and wooden chest.

You don’t have to be part of House Targaryen to get your hands on some rare and valuable dragon eggs. These custom-made eggs make excellent centerpieces and are available in the color styles shown on the TV series or from the book.

Forget about harmful pesticides – now you can protect your garden with these praying mantis eggs. The eggs allow you to grow your own live praying mantises so you can let them loose in your garden to help control and eliminate garden destroying insects.

Experience the same joy the Mother of Dragons feels when you take home your very own set of Game of Thrones dragon eggs. Inspired by the acclaimed series, these handmade eggs are meticulously crafted and painted to resemble the real thing.

The stair slide will keep the kids from getting restless when they’re stuck inside. The slide features durable construction and a design that allows you to place the slide against the stairs without any type of permanent anchoring.

Who has money for luxury services like high price “in Hospital” vasectomies? Keep it thrifty by performing this quick out-patient prodecure in the comfort and privacy of your home using this DIY Vasectomy Kit. Inside, you’ll find everything you’ll need to get snippin’.

With one of these prefab backyard office sheds in the yard, you’ll be able to escape distractions and get more done while working from home. This contemporary styled insulated office is soundproof, weatherproof, and will provide you with 120 square feet of space.

With the Big Book of Breasts 3D you’ll be able to stare at dozens of humongous home-grown mammary glands without getting slapped or called a pervert. It’s page after page of “artistic” poses and pictures displaying glorious breasts in jaw dropping 3D.

Transform any room in your home on command by installing these amazing color changing light panels. The base station can serve as the hub for up to 1,000 touch sensitive panels whose color can be changed with a simple tap – allowing for endless color schemes.

Let out your workplace frustrations without it ending with a call from HR by relying on the teachings inside “Ways To Tell Employees They’re Stupid.” You’ll learn how to say horrible things in a not-so-horrible way, so you can maintain professionalism.

Now you can own a USB stick that destroys anything in its path. Once you plug in this weaponized USB kill stick, it will rapidly charge its capacitors from the USB power supply and then discharge it, permanently disabling any unprotected equipment.

Make your intentions crystal clear with this “Why I Must Have Sex With You” checklist. This hilarious gift for bachelors and bachelorettes comes with a slew of different reasons for why you want to get a certain person into the sack.

The modern glass cereal bowl gives you a first row seat to witness your crunchy cereal become a soggy mush. This glass bowl is dishwasher safe and sports a minimalistic design that is perfect for adding a modern touch to your kitchenware. 

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.

Turn your home into a certified fun-house in one easy step using the stair slide ride conversion kit. The kit works on most conventional staircases and sets up easily – so the kids can have hours of bone breaking fun while your neighbors call child services on you.

If you’re going to glamp, do it the right way inside an Artemis glamping studio. Available in two models, the domes are able to stand up to adverse weather conditions and can be utilized as a work space, guest home, or creative studio too depending on your needs.