Minimize the chances of ingesting harmful substances when drinking from an unsafe water source by pouring your water in the GeoPress water purifying water bottle. It removes all waterborne pathogens, filtering chemicals, heavy metals, and even microplastics.

Steer clear of artificial sweeteners and preservatives by improving your water’s taste the natural way with this fruit infuser water bottle. This leak-proof 24-ounce capacity bottle comes with a removable infuser that you can fill with your favorite fruity ingredients.

Ensure you remember to stay adequately hydrated throughout the day by sipping from this time marked water bottle. This leak-proof bottle comes with time marked water lines that remind you to hydrate at certain times throughout the day.

Take your water gun battles up a notch by arming yourself with the SpyraThree. Available in red or blue, it can shoot 22 individual pressurized shots on a full tank, comes with 3 gaming modes, and refills in just 10 seconds.

QuenchSea is the salt water to fresh water converter that’s second to none when it comes to usefulness on the open ocean. This low cost desalination device is reliable and small enough to fit comfortably in any pack, making it ideal for sailors, campers, and adventurers.

WARNING! Ingesting the contents of this water bottle may lead to severe incidents of diaphoresis, micturition, and acute tissue hydration. For any inferior non-scientific minds out there, this means that it may cause sweating, peeing, and provide adequate hydration.

Ensure your phone remains in one piece while you’re slaying your workout by placing it inside this iPhone holding water bottle. This waterproof bottle comes with two separate compartments so that you can store your phone in one and your beverage in the other.

Get the relief you need by grabbing a hold of some LoveBalls. Crafted from silicone, this testicle shaped anxiety relief and hot water bottle can be heated or cooled to provide soothing relief while the soft and squishy testicles will work wonders to take the edge off.

Turn any questionable water source into a contaminant-free thirst quencher by drinking out of the water filtration bottle. Field-proven for over ten years, this unique bottle features filtration technology that removes up to 99.9999% of contaminants.

Whosoever holds this Mjolnir water bottle, if they be worthy, shall be able to hydrate like the mighty Thor! This XXL bottle is made from eco-friendly and odorless materials and has a monster 1.7-liter capacity to satiate even the mightiest of thirsts.

Turn the foulest of watering holes into a viable drinking source with this water filtration bottle. Capable of filtering up to 4,000 liters, it removes all viruses, parasites, bacteria, and other microbial waterborne pathogens without causing an unpleasant taste.

Carry a portable water container virtually anywhere you go without the bulk by using the collapsible water bottle. This handy disposable bottle alternative is made from food safe silicone and is designed to fold down to a compact package that fits in your pocket.

Keep those valuables secure when you’re out by hiding them in plain sight inside a stash compartment Bindle water bottle. It’s vacuum insulated, available in sizes up to 32-ounces, and comes with a stealthy storage compartment at the base of the bottle.

If you’re the type who forgets to drink water, the HidrateSpark smart water bottle is for you. This vacuum-insulated steel bottle will keep beverages cold for up to twenty-four hours and comes with a built-in LED base that lights up to remind you to hydrate.

The UltraPress Ti Purifier is the titanium water bottle no avid outdoorsman should be without. This versatile drink-mix-ready water bottle will not only purify your water but can also be used to boil water or cook your meals over a campfire.

Drink tap water without fearing for your health and well being by using the LifeStraw universal water bottle filter. This water bottle comes with a replaceable 2-stage filter that removes 99.999999% of waterborne bacteria and 99.999% of waterborne protozoan parasite.

The Que collapsible water bottle is the container that can shrink in size when needed without sacrificing style. Made from food-safe silicone, it features a unique spiral design that allows you to collapse the bottle to nearly half its size for easy portability.

Keep your valuables – and pot – safe and sound by hiding them inside this secret stash water bottle. The bottle’s interior comes hollowed out while the exterior is designed to look exactly like a real water bottle – complete with a top compartment you can fill up.

When you’re in the wild, the GRAYL ultralight water purifier bottle could mean the difference between life and death. This 16-oz water bottle features a lightweight yet very durable exterior and comes with a replaceable filter that will kill waterborne pathogens.

Say goodbye to stinky water bottles once and for all by upgrading to the self-cleaning water bottle. It features a double insulated design that helps keep water cool and comes with a 280nm UV-C light that neutralizes up to 99.9999% of harmful and odor-causing germs.

Keep your water clean and tasting great by pouring it inside this squeezable metal water bottle. Made from elastic titanium, it allows fast one-handed drinking with none of the disadvantages of plastic water bottles like potential health risks and bad tasting water.

Keep your health and stamina at optimum levels during your gaming sessions by hydrating with this Fortnite Chug Jug water bottle. This BPA-free plastic bottle features game-accurate detailing and comes fitted with a handy silicone band so that you can grip it more easily.

Keep the tunes bumping all day long by staying hydrated with the Aquio water bottle speaker. It features a double-wall steel insulated design that’ll keep your water cool for hours and comes with a small yet powerful speaker attached at the base.

Avoid becoming ill when drinking from a questionable water source by filtering your water with the LifeSaver water purification bottle. This life-saver will effectively filter out 99.999% of bacteria, toxins, and other pathogens that may cause you harm.

Help your body run clean by hydrating with the CrazyCap UV self-cleaning water bottle. Available in a range of alluring color options, this stainless steel bottle comes with a small UV light that will effectively and easily purify your water.

The Asobu water bottle with detaching drinking bowl will ensure that your pooch remains hydrated even when they are no drinking sources in sight. It comes with a large detachable metal bowl that allows the dog to quench their thirst efficiently and comfortably.

Hydrate with style by drinking your H2O out of this acrylic milk carton water bottle. This 16.9-ounce capacity water bottle features an aesthetically pleasing translucent milk carton design that makes it easy to keep track of how much water you have left.

This emotional support water bottle sticker is for anyone who’s attached to their trusty bottle at the hand. This humorous sticker measures approximates 2 x 3 inches and is both water-resistant and scratch-resistant.

This minimal EDC roll-up water bottle’s inventive design allows you to take it virtually anywhere without creating a bulk. Apart from the roll-up design, the water bottle comes with a handy paracord handle along with a compact flint and fire starter tool.

With its nifty built-in storage compartment, the Kangaroo water bottle is the simple solution to staying hydrated and also keeping your keys, ID, and money on you when you go running. The Kangaroo bottle comes in a wide variety of colors as well.

With one of these prefab backyard office sheds in the yard, you’ll be able to escape distractions and get more done while working from home. This contemporary styled insulated office is soundproof, weatherproof, and will provide you with 120 square feet of space.

Who has money for luxury services like high price “in Hospital” vasectomies? Keep it thrifty by performing this quick out-patient prodecure in the comfort and privacy of your home using this DIY Vasectomy Kit. Inside, you’ll find everything you’ll need to get snippin’.

The stair slide will keep the kids from getting restless when they’re stuck inside. The slide features durable construction and a design that allows you to place the slide against the stairs without any type of permanent anchoring.

With the Big Book of Breasts 3D you’ll be able to stare at dozens of humongous home-grown mammary glands without getting slapped or called a pervert. It’s page after page of “artistic” poses and pictures displaying glorious breasts in jaw dropping 3D.

Transform any room in your home on command by installing these amazing color changing light panels. The base station can serve as the hub for up to 1,000 touch sensitive panels whose color can be changed with a simple tap – allowing for endless color schemes.

Now you can own a USB stick that destroys anything in its path. Once you plug in this weaponized USB kill stick, it will rapidly charge its capacitors from the USB power supply and then discharge it, permanently disabling any unprotected equipment.

Make your intentions crystal clear with this “Why I Must Have Sex With You” checklist. This hilarious gift for bachelors and bachelorettes comes with a slew of different reasons for why you want to get a certain person into the sack.

The modern glass cereal bowl gives you a first row seat to witness your crunchy cereal become a soggy mush. This glass bowl is dishwasher safe and sports a minimalistic design that is perfect for adding a modern touch to your kitchenware. 

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.

Let out your workplace frustrations without it ending with a call from HR by relying on the teachings inside “Ways To Tell Employees They’re Stupid.” You’ll learn how to say horrible things in a not-so-horrible way, so you can maintain professionalism.

If you’re going to glamp, do it the right way inside an Artemis glamping studio. Available in two models, the domes are able to stand up to adverse weather conditions and can be utilized as a work space, guest home, or creative studio too depending on your needs.

Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.