This premium root beer variety pack will make an ideal gift for the hopphead in your life. This variety pack comes with 12 different premium root beers like “Sioux City Sarsaparilla, Earp’s Sarsaparilla, Frostie Root Beer, Hippo Root Beer, and Jacksonhole Root Beer.”

Turn up the heat on any bland meal by sprinkling on some JC hot sauce. Made with the finest ingredients, this variety pack of savory sauces each provide their own unique flavor such as Jalapeño Onion, Spicy Chipotle, and Original Hot Sauce.

Add a new level of fun to your drinking routine by popping open your brewskies using this bottle cap shooting bottle opener. This small and fun gadget allows you to instantly transform discarded bottle caps into little projectiles that you can fire over sixteen feet away.

Stock up your junk food pantry in a single shot by purchasing the ultimate snacks variety box. This massive package comes stuffed with all kinds of sugary and delicious treats like cookies, granola bars, chips, chocolates, and other candy.

Give your favorite dessert lover their fill of chocolatey goodness by surprising them with this Toblerone variety gift box set. Fans of the iconic Swiss chocolate will get to sink their teeth into not one or two but three delectable varieties of the iconic chocolate.

Refresh and delight your taste buds while improving your diet with this tropical exotic fruit variety box. Each package comes filled with a mix of seasonal exotic fresh fruit ranging from passion fruit and coconut fruit and guava to star fruits and Thai bananas.

Put your discarded bottle caps to good use by testing your aim with this magnetic bottle cap bullseye. Designed like a giant bottle cap, it features a magnetized surface with a diameter of ten inches and a built-in kickstand so that you can easily prop it up.

Take your liver on a cross-country journey of inebriation as you try to fill the entire beer cap maps. This novelty wooden map lets you display your vast bottle cap collection with regards to their geographic origin making this a great accent for any home bar.

Don’t throw out those bottle caps, because now you can recycle them into precious ammo! With a capacity for shooting bottle caps over 16 feet with the push of a button, you’ll be able to annoy anyone in the room without having to get up from your seat.

Turn your discarded bottle caps into ammunition to annoy friends and family using this cap firing bottle opener. Available in a range of colors, it efficiently pops open your bottle cap and lets you launch them so that you can strike anyone around.

Introduce your little one to the joys of happy hour from an early age using this beer bottle style baby bottle. Designed to look like a pint sized version of a frosty brew, the bottle is made from sturdy plastic and is complemented by a food grade silicone nipple.

Keep your brews from getting hot while you’re on the move by storing them inside this six pack beer cooler tote. This outdoor must-have features an insulated interior with a removable divider, an adjustable shoulder strap, and even a quality bottle opener.

Get a killer buzz going while you perform your morning shower with this six pack of beer infused soap. Even if you’re not able to drink on a daily basis, you’ll still be able to incorporate some brew in your life with the beer soap six pack.

While popping open a cold one using your teeth or eye socket may look cool, they pale in comparison to the six pack bottle opener. This marvel of modern engineering makes it so that you can easily remove the caps off an entire 6-pack in one fluid motion.

Ensure your brews remain cold while you’re out at the tailgate by storing them inside this neoprene bottle holder. It accommodates up to 7 beers, is made entirely from neoprene to help keep drinks cool, and comes with a comfy handle for portability.

Don’t let riding a bike keep you from showing up empty-handed. Crafted from full-grain leather, this six-pack bottle carrier will attach to your bike’s top tube and seat tube in order to keep your brews safe and sound when you’re riding to your destination.

Prepare to get more ass than a toilet seat when you start rocking the great Kenny Powers’s mullet baseball cap. This life changing hat will give you the irresistible look of a drugged out former MLB superstar who can still throw faster than fuck.

Be inconspicuously ready when trouble comes your way by wearing the baseball cap self defense tool. This discreet hat allows you to store a deadly tool that can be readied in a moment’s notice to protect yourself and your loved ones.

Fix that unruly disaster in the morning you call hair in just seconds with the morning head hair cap. This revolutionary hair cap will give you that “just showered” hair style, without having to dunk your head under a sink. Ask someone to give you morning head today!

Give your favorite new mom a gift sure to place a smile on her face by getting her this boob shaped breastfeeding cap for their newborns. It’s crocheted from soft acrylic for a comfy fit and is great for showing support for breast feeding and breast cancer awareness.

If you’re a fan of the Cap’n you’ll go wild for this Cap’n Crunch blue maple syrup. You’ll be able to delight the kids with a fluffy stack of sweet and fruity “Berrytastic” pancakes drenched in some eye-popping blue maple syrup so good that everyone will be begging for more.

Do you have a busy job that barely gives you enough time to eat? Now you can multitask between work and food with these pen cap eating utensils. These eating utensils also work great when no other eating utensils can be found near by at your job.

This human face baseball cap will haunt your dreams and those of your children. The top of this eerie felt cap is fitted with a disturbingly realistic face complete with a pair of piercing blue eyes that look into the soul.

This cute and fanciful pattern will put your crocheting skills to good use. The PDF comes with detailed instructions that will show you how to craft an impossibly cute mushroom cap that will give your outfit whimsy.

Foreshadow your years of alcohol abuse brought on by the sudden realization that your liberal arts degree is completely worthless with this nifty graduation cap flask. Just fill it up with your favorite liquor and go out there and change the world!

Keep your pooch looking spiffy on his day out with one of these adorable dog baseball caps. These stylish and functional caps are designed with two large ear openings in the back and come in a range of color options as well as with either a “NY” or “LA” logo.

Keep all your prized baseball caps looking as good as the first day you bought them with the shape keeping cap washer. This innovative device is designed to go around the cap so you can wash it safely without altering the original shape and form of the cap.

Experience what true relaxation feels like by hitting the water with the Flothetta floating cap. This heaven-sent and wearable wellness product allows you to effortlessly float without taking on water so that you can truly unwind without fear of sinking.

For anyone with long hair, this high ponytail cap is the ultimate outdoor activity accessory. The clever and functional design of this cap makes it possible to put your hair in a high ponytail or a messy bun, making it ideal for workouts and all sorts of outdoor activities.

Drift away to a state of pure bliss and relaxation by using the flotation assisting cap. Once the cap is on, it keeps your head afloat allowing you to aimlessly drift throughout the pool without ever having to move a single muscle.

Prepare for the unexpected with the Shart Survival Kit! This essential pack contains everything you need to handle accidental mishaps with humor and hygiene. It’s discreet, practical, and sure to save your day – and your dignity. It’s a must-have for adventurous eaters!

Get the best of both worlds with the Taylor Swift Dog The Bounty Hunter Shirt! This quirky tee combines pop princess charm with tough bounty hunter vibes. It’s perfect for T-Swizzle fans who love a good mashup and a laugh.

The stair slide will keep the kids from getting restless when they’re stuck inside. The slide features durable construction and a design that allows you to place the slide against the stairs without any type of permanent anchoring.

Who has money for luxury services like high price “in Hospital” vasectomies? Keep it thrifty by performing this quick out-patient prodecure in the comfort and privacy of your home using this DIY Vasectomy Kit. Inside, you’ll find everything you’ll need to get snippin’.

With one of these prefab backyard office sheds in the yard, you’ll be able to escape distractions and get more done while working from home. This contemporary styled insulated office is soundproof, weatherproof, and will provide you with 120 square feet of space.

With the Big Book of Breasts 3D you’ll be able to stare at dozens of humongous home-grown mammary glands without getting slapped or called a pervert. It’s page after page of “artistic” poses and pictures displaying glorious breasts in jaw dropping 3D.

Transform any room in your home on command by installing these amazing color changing light panels. The base station can serve as the hub for up to 1,000 touch sensitive panels whose color can be changed with a simple tap – allowing for endless color schemes.

Now you can own a USB stick that destroys anything in its path. Once you plug in this weaponized USB kill stick, it will rapidly charge its capacitors from the USB power supply and then discharge it, permanently disabling any unprotected equipment.

Make your intentions crystal clear with this “Why I Must Have Sex With You” checklist. This hilarious gift for bachelors and bachelorettes comes with a slew of different reasons for why you want to get a certain person into the sack.

Let out your workplace frustrations without it ending with a call from HR by relying on the teachings inside “Ways To Tell Employees They’re Stupid.” You’ll learn how to say horrible things in a not-so-horrible way, so you can maintain professionalism.

The modern glass cereal bowl gives you a first row seat to witness your crunchy cereal become a soggy mush. This glass bowl is dishwasher safe and sports a minimalistic design that is perfect for adding a modern touch to your kitchenware. 

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.