The beef jerky underwear is proof that dreams really do come true. These tasty and protein-packed panties take edible underwear to the next level – not only by looking and feeling great, but also by providing your lucky partner with their recommended daily carb intake.

Take your tastebuds for a walk on the wild side with this exotic meats beef jerky variety pack. Each delectable jerky stick comes individually packed so that you can indulge in animals like alligator, antelope, elk, ostrich, wild boar, and even kangaroo when the mood strikes.

One bite of this scrumptious filet mignon beef jerky and you’ll never go back to the regular store bought kind again. Each pack is filled with delicious meaty morsels of 100% filet mignon that has been marinated to perfection for your enjoyment.

Carnivores who hunger for a hearty treat with a spicy kick need to tear into a bag of Carolina Reaper beef jerky. Made with one of the world’s hottest peppers, one bite is enough to give your taste buds a fiery kick that’ll keep you coming back for more.

This make your own beef jerky kit is the ideal way to put a big ol’ smile on your favorite carnivore’s face. The kit comes with everything required to turn their favorite beef into mouth-watering jerky including an authentic BBQ spice blend, gloves, and wooden skewers.

Show your meat-loving better half how much they mean to you by surprising them with a savory beef jerky bouquet. Each stunning flower in this delectable bouquet is expertly made from quality beef jerky – available in either original, hot, or teriyaki flavors.

Give your mancave an intoxicatingly pleasant aroma by lighting up this beef jerky scented candle. This ten ounce candle has a burn time of over fifty hours and provides a realistic mouthwatering scent of smoked beef jerky.

Exercise your second amendment right like a true ‘Murican with the beef jerky gun. Featuring a one pound capacity jerky reservoir and stainless steel precision attachments, the jerky gun makes it remarkably easy to shoot out custom sized jerky snacks.

Get your taste buds used to the meat you’ll one day eat for survival by snacking on this zombie beef jerky. Made with real zombie corpses, the contaminated flesh is cut into nice big chunks that feature a delicious flavor that tastes just like chicken teriyaki.

Show your meat-loving better half just how much they mean to you with a bag or three of this heart-shaped beef jerky. It features a great beefy taste and comes with clever meat-inspired quips like “meat me” and “beef mine”.

Create a delicious and long lasting impression on potential clients with these real beef jerky business cards. These protein packed business cards are custom designed to fit your specific business and come printed on delicious, all-American, cholesterol riddled beef jerky.

This beef jerky gift box is a carnivore’s dream come true. This glorious care package/gift box comes jam packed with a multitude of incredibly delicious snacks ranging from crispy potato chips to venison steak strips, a tasty beef bar, and even a bit of ostrich jerky.

Flowers may look and smell nice, but they taste pretty terrible. Nothing says ‘I love you’ quite like a bouquet of fresh edible donuts! You can choose from three delectable flavors – chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla – and select either an eight or twelve donut bouquet.

Earn some major brownie points with your better half by surprising her with one of these incredible giant flower bouquets. Each massive bouquet contains 105 lively and colorful blooms that are guaranteed to brighten up your sweetie’s day.

Satisfy your inner carnivore with incredible flavor by sinking your jaws into these handcrafted beef sticks. These gluten and sugar-free snacks are individually handcrafted and air-dried with pure beef, vinegar, and a blend of four spices that gives them a singular flavor.

Snap into a healthy version of a Slim Jim by chomping down on one of these grass fed beef snack sticks. Made from only the freshest of natural ingredients, they’re gluten-free, paleo friendly and contain no antibiotics, hormones, or nitrates.

Take your taste buds for a walk on the wild side by opening up a can of rattlesnake or alligator jerky. One can come filled with good Ol’ Louisiana gator meat dipped in Cajun gravy while the other comes with filled with smoked rattlesnake. Mmmm mmm!

Treat your palate to the incomparable taste of the world’s finest meat by dining on this Japanese Wagyu Kobe beef. This A5 grade slab of beef is among the rarest and most sought after in the world for its incredible smooth texture and unrivaled flavor.

Make your culinary concoctions extra finger-licking good with a bit of Wagyu beef tallow. Sourced from Wagyu-X ranches, this Omega-3 and Omega-6 rich paleo and keto-friendly ingredient will make a stellar addition to any foodie’s kitchen.

Give snack time a boozy twist by sinking your chompers into a piece of thick whiskey soaked campfire jerky. Each hand cut and hand measured piece is soaked overnight in Bulleit Bourbon and slow smoked with Texas pecan wood for an incredible taste.

Craft Beef: A Revolution is the must-read book that delves into the craft beef movement underway in our country. The movement looks to improve meat quality by providing us with top quality beef raised in humane ranches in zero stress environments.

This roast beef sandwich bath soak will make bathtime more delicious than you ever thought possible. These unique and comical therapeutic bath bombs will delight, soothe, relax and make the perfect gift for any foodie who loves a good soak.

Get whisked off to your favorite corner deli the next time you decide to soak in a relaxing bath by dropping in these roast beef sandwich bath salts. These deliciously weird premium quality bath salts make the perfect gift for any meat lover that enjoys pampering themselves.

If you fancy yourself a carnivore, the APL Beef Club is just for you! Upon attaining your membership you’ll be able to attain up to 40 pounds of antibiotic-free, butchered-on-sight “Flinstonian Rib” tomahawk steaks that are dry-aged in an environmental chamber.

Send your carnivorous taste buds on a flavor-filled journey by sinking your teeth into this exotic jerky & sausage gift box. The box comes with a drool-worthy selection of cured meats like bison, duck, elk, and wild boar that each pair perfectly with cheese and crackers.

Give any plate an added dose of sweetness by topping it off with some brown sugar jerky candied bacon. These juicy slabs of prime hickory bacon are blended with brown sugar and maple syrup to create a delectable treat that’s both salty and sweet.

Get your fill of protein and flavor by snacking on this incredibly delicious flavored bacon jerky. Available in either a two or four-pack, this low calorie snack is a made with 100% real bacon and is available in mouth-watering flavors like maple and sriracha.

If you like everything spicy, sink your teeth into a slab of hot pickle jerky. This gourmet Angus beef jerky inspired by Nashville Hot Chicken is marinated for 48 hours in homade brine and has a medium to hot spice level that will thrill any palate.

Enjoy snacking on jerky without straying away from your dietary restrictions by digging into a bag of Unlimeat plant-based jerky. It not only replicates the taste and feel of traditional jerky but also comes loaded with 22g of protein.

Who has money for luxury services like high price “in Hospital” vasectomies? Keep it thrifty by performing this quick out-patient prodecure in the comfort and privacy of your home using this DIY Vasectomy Kit. Inside, you’ll find everything you’ll need to get snippin’.

With one of these prefab backyard office sheds in the yard, you’ll be able to escape distractions and get more done while working from home. This contemporary styled insulated office is soundproof, weatherproof, and will provide you with 120 square feet of space.

Create your own mesmerizing dessert with the DIY Raindrop Cake Kit. This easy-to-use set includes everything you need to make stunning, crystal-clear raindrop cakes that will dazzle your guests at your next food gathering.

The stair slide will keep the kids from getting restless when they’re stuck inside. The slide features durable construction and a design that allows you to place the slide against the stairs without any type of permanent anchoring.

With the Big Book of Breasts 3D you’ll be able to stare at dozens of humongous home-grown mammary glands without getting slapped or called a pervert. It’s page after page of “artistic” poses and pictures displaying glorious breasts in jaw dropping 3D.

Transform any room in your home on command by installing these amazing color changing light panels. The base station can serve as the hub for up to 1,000 touch sensitive panels whose color can be changed with a simple tap – allowing for endless color schemes.

Now you can own a USB stick that destroys anything in its path. Once you plug in this weaponized USB kill stick, it will rapidly charge its capacitors from the USB power supply and then discharge it, permanently disabling any unprotected equipment.

Make your intentions crystal clear with this “Why I Must Have Sex With You” checklist. This hilarious gift for bachelors and bachelorettes comes with a slew of different reasons for why you want to get a certain person into the sack.

The modern glass cereal bowl gives you a first row seat to witness your crunchy cereal become a soggy mush. This glass bowl is dishwasher safe and sports a minimalistic design that is perfect for adding a modern touch to your kitchenware. 

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.

If you’re going to glamp, do it the right way inside an Artemis glamping studio. Available in two models, the domes are able to stand up to adverse weather conditions and can be utilized as a work space, guest home, or creative studio too depending on your needs.

Let out your workplace frustrations without it ending with a call from HR by relying on the teachings inside “Ways To Tell Employees They’re Stupid.” You’ll learn how to say horrible things in a not-so-horrible way, so you can maintain professionalism.