No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.

This fish aquarium table will give your office a ‘wow’ factor that everyone will be talking about. This unique table is available in four different sizes and is illuminated from within so that you can perfectly see the underwater ecosystem living inside.

Light up your bedroom like never before with the illuminated night stand. Perfect for giving your bed area a modern look, this illuminated night stand is made from a durable plastic and is also available in other illuminated styles to suit your household needs.

Take a stand against intruders when you slumber with the self defense night stand at your bedside. The night stand’s unique and versatile design allows it to function as both a stylish bedroom piece and a deadly club and shield combo that is ideal for self defense.

Transform your dining room into a premiere gaming nook with this game night table topper. Available in four different sizes and three color options, each topper comes with two cup holders for each player, a padded border, and a non-slip underside for added stability.

Sleep with the fishes – literally – with the aquarium bed headboard. This massive 650 gallon aquarium is completely custom made to give your bedroom a one of a kind aquatic look, and can also double as a swimming pool if you feel like swimming with your pets.

Give your room or office some eye-catching nautical appeal by decorating it using the jellyfish aquarium. The aquarium’s unique design comes with a built in LED you can set to virtually any color in order to create mind boggling lighting effects as the jellyfish swim.

The beauty of the deep comes straight into your bedroom in the form of these alluring jellyfish aquariums. They feature a sleek contemporary design made of high-grade aquarium acrylic and are fitted with interior lights that give it an alluring glow.

Breathe new life into obsolete technology by moving your pet fish into the recycled iMac Aquarium. While the bulky design doesn’t quite cut it on the technological front anymore, it makes a unique and spacious pad that your little fish friend will absolutely love.

Give your fishy friends a birds eye view of the pad by moving them into the wall mounted fish aquarium. Hanging from the wall, they’ll be able to appreciate the grandeur of your home while remaining safe from potential feline predators.

Gaze at the wonders of the ocean from the comfort of home by decorating your bedroom with one of these color changing jellyfish aquariums. It features a low maintenance filtration system and customizable LED lights that provide a stunning visual display.

Bring the majesty of the ocean to your room using this jellyfish cylinder aquarium. The graceful movements of the tiny jellyfish help create a soothing environment while the built in LEDs create cool accent lighting for your room.

Comfortably grow your favorite veggies all year round without making a mess using this self sustaining aquarium garden. The kit comes with everything necessary to transform any 10 gallon tank into a lively ecosystem.

Create an enchanting nighttime environment in your home by bringing in this bio-luminescent plankton mini aquarium. The sphere features a 10 centimeter diameter and is filled with thousands of non-toxic Dinoflagellates that glow bright neon blue.

The simple set up saltwater aquarium takes all the hard work out of maintaining your very own aquarium. It provides you with simple instructions so that you can assemble a perfectly balanced saltwater ecosystem without having to invest of a lot of time on research.

Keep your eye-catching aquarium looking pristine 24/7 by placing this automatic glass cleaner on the job. This handy little accessory saves you time and money by keeping your aquarium spick and span by preventing algae build up.

Breathe new life into your fishy friend’s abode by upgrading their pad to the glow in the dark aquarium. With this unique kit you’ll be able to decorate your aquarium with specialized props that glow bright when placed under a black light.

Give your fish’s aquarium the nightclub environment they’ve been begging for with the glow in the dark aquarium kit. The kit includes everything you need to transform that dull tank into a vibrant habitat that adds breathtaking lighting to any room.

Give your home some real character and show off your fish with the Labyrinth Aquarium. This Labyrinth Aquarium is designed for tropical fish and includes lights, filters, air pumps, cleaning supplies, and makes a cool gift idea for any home.

Upgrade your bachelor pad with this modern aquarium sink that can accommodate both fish and plant life. Perfect for any over the top bathroom remodel, this unique sink comes equipped with an aquarium light, air pump, and two large entry points located at the top.

If you hate cleaning aquariums but hate having dead fish floating around even more, then you need the self cleaning aquarium in your life. This innovative small aquarium takes just seconds to clean – simply pour fresh water in and let the old dirty water pour out.

Who lives in a pineapple-shaped Spongebob aquarium ornament? Your goldfish, that’s who. Give your aquarium the same flair as Bikini Bottom with a new residence for your fishy friend. Make it extra dorky by adding in a mini-Spongebob or Patrick.

Bring an exotic element into your home by brightening up your desk or room with the miniature salt water aquarium. This self contained aquatic habitat requires little maintenance and lets you enjoy rare and brightly colored reefs from the comfort of home.

Bring nature into your indoor environment with this Japanese moss ball aquarium. Each small glass sphere contains a tiny aquatic ecosystem complete with sand, a small shell, and a clump of moss – ideal for creating a relaxing atmosphere.

Get the ultimate nightstand centerpiece for your room with the mini aquarium clock. This multifaceted appliance is 50% pet, 30% appliance, 20% storage device and 100% useful. It’s the only functioning alarm clock that contains an adjacent LED lit fish tank.

Give your aquatic pets a stylish abode when you place them inside the u-shaped aquarium. The aquarium’s u-shaped design not only helps with the water flow, but also provides ample room for your pet fish to swim in and strongly compliments any contemporary styled home.

Escape the stress of everyday life by creating a relaxing environment with the desktop jellyfish aquarium. The gentle and graceful movements of these mystical creatures coupled with the soft glow from the LEDs in the aquarium make this a must have accessory for any desk.

Pay homage to one of your all time favorite games by moving your fish into this Legend Of Zelda themed aquarium. This unique ten gallon fish aquarium comes decorated with a customized LEGO master sword and pedestal structure.

Let your water-breathing friend live a little by taking him out for walks with the portable fish aquarium. This must-have for fish owners comes with a sturdy handle and even boasts a CO2 meter so that you can keep the water just right for your fishy friend.

Carry the beauty of the ocean wherever you go by accenting your look with this lovely fish aquarium ring. This handmade gem exhibits a small and elaborately detailed aquatic ecosystem complete with rocks, plants, and small fish.

The stair slide will keep the kids from getting restless when they’re stuck inside. The slide features durable construction and a design that allows you to place the slide against the stairs without any type of permanent anchoring.

Who has money for luxury services like high price “in Hospital” vasectomies? Keep it thrifty by performing this quick out-patient prodecure in the comfort and privacy of your home using this DIY Vasectomy Kit. Inside, you’ll find everything you’ll need to get snippin’.

With one of these prefab backyard office sheds in the yard, you’ll be able to escape distractions and get more done while working from home. This contemporary styled insulated office is soundproof, weatherproof, and will provide you with 120 square feet of space.

Let out your workplace frustrations without it ending with a call from HR by relying on the teachings inside “Ways To Tell Employees They’re Stupid.” You’ll learn how to say horrible things in a not-so-horrible way, so you can maintain professionalism.

With the Big Book of Breasts 3D you’ll be able to stare at dozens of humongous home-grown mammary glands without getting slapped or called a pervert. It’s page after page of “artistic” poses and pictures displaying glorious breasts in jaw dropping 3D.

Transform any room in your home on command by installing these amazing color changing light panels. The base station can serve as the hub for up to 1,000 touch sensitive panels whose color can be changed with a simple tap – allowing for endless color schemes.

Now you can own a USB stick that destroys anything in its path. Once you plug in this weaponized USB kill stick, it will rapidly charge its capacitors from the USB power supply and then discharge it, permanently disabling any unprotected equipment.

The modern glass cereal bowl gives you a first row seat to witness your crunchy cereal become a soggy mush. This glass bowl is dishwasher safe and sports a minimalistic design that is perfect for adding a modern touch to your kitchenware. 

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.

Turn your home into a certified fun-house in one easy step using the stair slide ride conversion kit. The kit works on most conventional staircases and sets up easily – so the kids can have hours of bone breaking fun while your neighbors call child services on you.

Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.

If you’re going to glamp, do it the right way inside an Artemis glamping studio. Available in two models, the domes are able to stand up to adverse weather conditions and can be utilized as a work space, guest home, or creative studio too depending on your needs.