Offensive Fortune Cookies

Offensive Fortune Cookies

Fortune cookies are always so optimistic – they never talk about how you’re getting fat, or how your wife is planning to leave you. If you want some realistic fortunes, try cracking open one of these offensive fortune cookies and see what’s really in store for you in your future.




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