Never eat breakfast alone again as long as you have the Domo Toaster. This toaster is the quality kitchen appliance that not only resembles the loved Japanese cartoon on the exterior but also makes specialized toasts identical to Domo himself.

Breakfast 8:16 – Peter saideth onto Joseph, prepare thy pre-lunch meal making useth of the Jesus toaster to feast on thy daily toast. Each toast is graced by a glorious portrait of the mighty messiah and forms an integral part of a balanced and god-fearing breakfast.

Take your love of sharing meals with your sweetie to the next level when you dine with the interconnected wine glasses. The glasses are linked through a tube so the serving size doubles and you can get drunk twice as fast – provided your partner is a slow drinker.

Are you looking for a beer glass that tells the world how hardcore you are, but keep getting dirty looks from strangers when you drink out of the actual human skulls of your defeated enemies? Now with the skull glass mug, you can be civilized yet honor your barbaric roots.

Puff puff blast. This assault rifle glass smoking pipe is crafted to look exactly like an AR-15, the manliest of assault rifles. This smoking pipe is made of lampworked borosilicate glass, and the high quality attention to detail and construction shows in its durability and usability.

The Future™ delivers once more with another excellent product – the transparent glass toaster! No longer must you tweak your heat and timer settings, now you can just turn on the toaster and literally watch it heat up to a perfect golden brown toast.

Light up your ultra modern apartment with the mini glass fireplace, the only portable fireplace that won’t cramp your uber cool style. While other fireplaces look a little too quaint and old fashioned, this fire will look perfect on your mid-century modern coffee table.

Play a game of TRON-styled b-ball on the futuristic light up glass basketball court. This ultramodern court features a specially made glass surface and is accented with LED marking lines that can change with the touch of a button to accommodate different sports.

For science! Now you can examine your green specimens like never before with this microscope glass pipe. A perfect gift idea for the science majors and intricate pipe collectors, this microscope glass pipe will use the mighty power of Science™ to light up your evening.

Glorify your home with the shining light that only Iron Man can bestow upon you with this unbelievable Iron Man stained glass. Featuring 334 pieces of glass, this incredibly detailed Iron Man stained glass is a true collector’s piece for any geek.

You’re not drunk – these cups really are melting away. Featuring a truly creative tipsy design, these melting glass cups are great as a decorative piece, though their functionality is questionable. They also make a great pranking accessory for your really drunk friends.

Scare the hell out of your guests when you serve them with these terrifying “You Have Just Been Poisoned” glasses. Perfect for serving to people you secretly hate, or for just playing pranks on friends, the “You Have Just Been Poisoned” glass has a variety of applications.

Stop wasting precious energy using your facial muscles to express your perplexed look of disapproval – now you can simply wear these glasses and sport a disapproving face all day long! These reactionary emoticon inspired glasses are a must have for neckbeards.

Aerate your wine in a unique way that requires no wine bottle attachments. These unique wine glasses feature a built in aerating fountain in the center that will disperse the wine out over nine different aeration spouts, infusing oxygen into the wine to release more flavor.

Light up the party night with these light up shot glasses, the shot glasses that make it easier to see what you’re drinking at a rave or night time party. These light up shot glasses also double as an alcoholic’s version of a flashlight.

Quit straining your neck while you read – with the lazy glasses you can lie down on your comfortable bed and still be able to enjoy a good book or magazine. The lazy glasses use a clever prism design to let you recline and look forward at the same time.

The Oreo Cookie USB drive is one tasty looking treat you won’t ever want to dunk into a glass of milk – unless you wish to lose all your data. Disguised as a delicious cookie, you crack it down the middle to reveal the concealed USB port.

The infamous Star Wars bounty hunter has returned in these beautifully detailed Boba Fett stained glass lamps. Built using the real helmet dimensions of Boba Fett, these geeky lamps incorporate over two hundred pieces of stained glass and are a must have collector’s item.

Entertain your guests with a glass bottle that exists in the fourth dimension! These mind boggling glasses are modeled after the Klein Bottle, a bottle in which its inside is also its outside. However, these bottles actually have an opening at the bottom for pouring.

With superhero shot glasses, you can come to the rescue of alcohol in need of saving. These shot glasses bear the logos of the world’s favorite superheroes of DC Comics, and they wear tiny capes. They’ll be here to rescue your sobriety in no time flat.