Experience a brand new level of intimacy with your partner by slipping into this two person underwear. Each pair features four leg holes so you can get up close and personal with your lover while you make sexy time.
Your man won’t be able to keep his eyes – or hands – off you when you slip into this bubble wrap lingerie. The risque design of these unique unmentionables covers up all your naughty bits yet leaves little to the imagination. Remember: once you pop, you can’t stop!
Put your love on display for the whole world to see by walking side by side in these “together since” his and hers shirts. Each pair of shirts are customizable in color scheme, size, and personalized lettering, so you can create a perfect matching outfit for you and bae.
Accomplish the goals you and your better half always talked about by writing them down in The Bucket List Journal For Couples. It’s divided into 7 categories that are designed to help you and your significant other put your goals into action.
Turn the art of love making into literal art by getting down with the “love is art” canvas and paint kit. Creating your erotic masterpiece is easy – simply cover you and your lover’s body in paint, climb on top of the blank canvas, and start getting freaky!
Let your lover know exactly what’s on your mind with these risque Valentine’s Day lollipops. They come in a range of delightful flavors like strawberry cheesecake and salted caramel along with a romantically blunt message such as “damn you’re fine” and “let’s fuck”.
Skip the games and romantic banter and get straight to the good stuff by giving your sweetie this “Take Off Your Pants” valentine’s card. It humorously tweaks the classic “roses are red, violets are blue” poem so your significant other knows what’s in store.
Show your significant other how much they mean to you with the modern times Valentine’s Day card. Sonnets, poetry, and love songs are simply too outdated. This novelty card contains a message your sweetheart will love – and most likely will post on Instagram.
Skip the games and let your Valentine know how you really feel about them with these custom chocolate messages. They’re handmade from creamy milk chocolate and are skillfully decorated with any message you’d like – no matter how crude or kinky.
We dare you to try to stay inside the lines when you and your lover engage in a vigorous coloring session with this “Sex Positions Coloring Book”. Each page is illustrated with graphic images depicting time honored positions like the “pork and beans” and “the springboard”.
Score some major brownie points with a loved one by showing them how much they mean to you with these personalized love story books. You’ll be able to customize everything from the story to the illustrations to make your unique fairy tale love story come to life.
Turn your favorite wines into celebratory drinks with help from these marriage milestone wine labels. These custom labels can be fitted over any bottle to help you commemorate special events like your “first big purchase” or “first fight”.
Ensure your sweetheart stays by your side no matter where you go by carrying your own personalized couples keychain. Simply send in a few pictures, and two polymer clay pint sized counterparts resembling the two of you right down to the outfit will be yours.
Have your date wrapped around your little finger the moment he takes a whiff of your intoxicating fragrance. From the sexually promiscuous playboys that brought you Sure Fuck cologne comes this stimulating aroma designed to make you romantically irresistible.
Keep yourself from drowning in the pussy next time you find yourself plunging into a revitalizing muff-dive by wearing this glow in the dark pussy snorkel. With this handy contraption you’ll be able to perform uninterrupted cunnilingus with ease.
Give any social event the ideal photo op spot using this giant paper flowers backdrop. This handmade item is made to order which means the size can be customized along with your choosing of various vibrant, elegant, and equally lovely floral designs.
Make a special occasion truly memorable by commemorating it using one of these personalized wood photos. The photograph of your choosing is transferred onto a lovely basswood slab so your special event remains with you forever.
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romantic date sex filled evening with your significant other a stranger you met 10 minutes ago on Tinder like any self respecting millennial would by bringing along these Netflix And Chill condoms!
Take your disgusting levels of publicly displayed affection to new heights by ordering one of these customized couples stamps. It’s perfect for wedding stationeries, holiday cards, return address, and overall just making people despise your happiness.
Declare your love for your aptly adapted mate with help from the father of evolution by giving him/her this Charles Darwin love card. A portrait of the famed scientist graces the cover while the short quip makes a comical reference to his theory of natural selection.
Make that special occasion a little extra memorable by commemorating it with a marriage milestone wine. Using these custom labels you’ll be able to turn your favorite wines into sentimental keepsakes that can only be opened on their special day.
Introducing the male birth control pill – the game changing contraceptive that gives you all the benefits of a vasectomy without actually cutting up the family jewels. Now all you’ve got to worry about is chlamydia, herpes, gonorrhea, and HIV – so let the good times roll!
Keep your beloved close to you at all times by carrying a small piece of them with the personalized fingerprint wedding ring. This customized band is cast in palladium and comes with a handwritten engraving along with a thumbprint etched onto the surface.
Take the sting out of tearing someone’s heart to shreds by ending your doomed relationship with the break up bean plant. As the beans sprout and grow, they reveal a gentle message saying “It’s Over” and “Lets Be Friends”.
Negotiate the most romantic makeout session of your life by drawing up the terms and conditions with the makeout session contract card. You and your sweetie will be able to hammer out all the details so both of you go in knowing full well what to expect.
Take your sexcapades to new heights by stuffing your lover’s mouth with this cheeseburger slider ball gag. The ergonomical design allows it to fit comfortably in your gluttonous slave’s orifice and carries no unpleasant plastic odors.
Now you can get your idea, story, or even marriage proposal converted into an endearing animated short by ordering one of these personalized cartoon flipbooks. Simply provide your personal details and photos – and Ben Zuraswski will turn it into a flipbook.
Let that special someone know that “I choose you” – by giving them the Pokemon style diamond engagement ring. This exquisite creation boasts a white gold band accented with small diamonds and topped off with a jewel Pokeball.
Nothing says “I love you” better than an actual sculpture of your anus. Each sentimental token is created by making a physical cast from your anus – displaying your unique beauty through the intricate detailing of your bicycle spokes.
Capture the moment you and your soulmate decided to spend the rest of your lives together with this hidden camera engagement ring box. The concealed camera will capture your beautiful words and her blissfully stunned reaction so you can treasure it forever.
Propose to your loved one for better or worse, in sickness and health, through space and time with the Doctor Who spinning TARDIS engagement ring birch wood box – til the end of regeneration cycles do you part.
Give your sweetheart a token of your everlasting love with these steel metal rose flowers. Each rose is masterfully crafted from a blend of steel and recycled materials to achieve an incredibly realistic appearance right down to the smallest detail.
Commemorate your special day like a true millennial by using the personalized YouTube photo prop. If it’s internet fame you seek, this novelty prop will help you get the ball rolling by going from snap to upload with one click.
Let everyone know just how fabulous your “unfulfilled childless life” is going with this dual income family car sticker. Rather than having to worry about diapers and college tuitions, you and your spouse are out blowing your surplus of cash on whatever tickles your fancy.
Fact: weddings are scary. The happiest day of your life is also the most nerve racking. This book highlights all of the many things that can go wrong – rationalizing your fear and doubt of the most important decision you’ll ever make while providing reassuring advice.
Treat yo self to the best snack you’ll ever have with red velvet Oreo cookies. These delectable limited edition cookies bring you the classic Oreo taste you love with an amazing red velvet twist – complete with cream cheese filling.