Forever Alone Statue

Forever Alone Statue

Don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day by yourself – with the Forever Alone statue you can ironically never be by yourself. He’ll laugh at your corny jokes, listen to your deepest fears, give your constructive criticism, and be your loyal buddy til you eventually get a real companion.




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