Shield your precious smartphone with the same level of protection as the eccentric Mr. Stark with the Iron Man iPhone case. This vibrant and quality case protects your iPhone with a sleek design reminiscent of the Mark VII Iron Man suit and comes equipped with a fully functional LED.

Warm your hands and body as you cozy up to the plush fire logs during a cold winter night. Made with vibrant colors and an incredibly soft fabric, you’ll be pleasantly surprised with how comfortable you feel while resting your head over an open fire.

Be the bell disco ball of the ball when you show up to the shindig wearing the one and only light reflective shirt. This custom knit shirt receives a special light-reflective treatment which causes it to gain an blindingly intense glow no one will be able to miss.

Decorate your home like a maniacal supervillian would with these sharks with frickin lasers decals. This majestic man-eater has been augmented with a frickin laser beam attached to its head so that it can cook its victim up before chomping it to bits and pieces.

Secure your home with the crème de la crème of 90s technology, the GoldenEye 007 remote mine. With help from an easy to follow guide, you’ll be making these nostalgic weapons – equipped with working LEDs – faster than you can detonate them on your enemies.

Toss out bad ideas like never before with help from the crumpled paper catapult. This incredibly entertaining and useful desk-side appliance gives new life to those discarded ideas as it turns them into small boulders you can shoot at the trash or your coworkers.

Never go to war against your written mistakes without an over-sized green Army man eraser by your side. Styled after the nostalgic green Army men plastic toys, this loyal writing companion will easily correct your penciled-in mistakes.

Why would you do something as foolish as text and drive when you can eat french fries and drive instead? With the car french fry holder you can keep your vehicle stinking of delicious french fries as it also attaches to your air conditioning vent.

Throw out those fancy makeup kits, all you need in your arsenal is one of these pretty face paper bags to look your best day in and day out. This heavy duty brown paper bag will hide even the ugliest of mugs so you can continue with your drunken tomfoolery.

Disguise yourself as the mighty Vader or Chewy while showing off that fit and toned figure with the Star Wars skins suits. These skin-tight suits offer maximum flexibility and comfort while keeping true to the appearance of the Star Wars characters we all know and love.

Extend the flow of your faucet with this clever plastic piece that works with just about any type of bathroom sink. It’s the perfect bathroom accessory for those poorly installed faucet spouts that don’t reach out far enough to allow you to properly wash your hands.

Hey Hey – it’s your old pal Krusty in skateboard form! As you can expect from any trusted Krusty brand product, this quality longboard will last for years of extended use, won’t ever explode without warning, and definitely won’t give you un-explainable skin rashes.

Insert a little human interaction into your lonely morning routine with the holding hands coffee mug. This creative coffee mug forgoes the traditional and opts for a contemporary and intriguing design specifically molded to the human hand.

You don’t need to be a skilled ocarina player, or have any musical talent for that matter, in order to enjoy the Legend of Zelda songring. Cast in stainless steel, the ring displays the music to the most memorable tunes from the Ocarina of Time.

Make your vicious dog look ridiculous and non-threatening with with duckface dog muzzle. If your dog has a problem with biting or being surly, this muzzle will shame him enough so that he won’t be a problem for anyone. He might even quack instead.

Conquer the night as you trek through the unknown wilderness with the flashlight shoes leading the way. Each flashlight comes equipped with an ultra bright white LED for illuminating the darkest environments and two smaller red LEDs for going into stealth mode.

The seating chart will be one less thing to worry about with the name tag napkins at your next suaré. The creative and interactive design lets you write on the napkin so your guests don’t waste time looking for their seat while their meal gets cold.

Get your child started on their graphic designer career from an early age with the Play-Doh 3D printer. Using a standard iPad, they’ll be able to create anything their young minds can imagine – then have it appear right before them as they’re printed in Play-Doh.

Give a whole new meaning to the term “porking” when you fool around using the bacon condoms. They disguise and protect your meat by wrapping it up with some tasty latex bacon anyone would have to be crazy to turn down. Bacon and sex, what could be better?

At long last, educators everywhere will be able to accurately grade essays with help from the bullshit stamp. Whenever a slacker tries to pass off their B.S. as quality and well-researched material, just bust out the stamp and call them out on their utter bullshit.

Pay homage to one of mankind’s greatest feats with the astronaut chandelier in your home. Great for children, it lets their imagination soar while providing ample lighting. It’s the out-of-this-world chandelier so great it would have probably been hanging in JFK’s own man cave.

Complete your Boba Fett costume with the electronic Boba Fett helmet. At the press of the button, you can make jet pack, laser blaster noises, or even many Star Wars movie sounds and phrases. The antenna also lights up to add to the realism of the costume.

Use Mother Nature to your advantage with help from the solar window charger. This eco-friendly charger carries specially made solar panels that utilize natural sunlight to efficiently charge various kinds of phones. It’s great for travelling or the outdoors.

Keep your pencil as sharp and pointy as the Captain’s unrelenting steel hook with the pirate peg leg pencil sharpener in your arsenal of school supplies. A few spins in this scallywag’s amputated leg and your pencil is as good as new, yaarrr.

Fire breathing dragons have nothing on the water breathers. If you have any doubt, just check out the dragon rainspout statue in action. During storms, the dragon statue begins spewing out a steady stream of water. It’s the perfect gift for any home.

You may not have all of Tobias’s quirks but thanks to the never nude jeanshorts underwear at least you’ll be able to carry his impeccable sense of style wherever you go. They’re so chic and comfortable you’ll never have to or want to take them off.

The slate coasters will add the perfect touch to any rustic home or outside bar and patio area. With their simple yet sophisticated slate design, they provide a touch of minimalist elegance that blends in great for both formal and more casual occasions.

Live out your childhood dream of being a mighty robot when you put on the Ninja Turtles Krang apron. The apron comes with a design that turns the entire torso into Krang’s colossal robotic exoskeleton – complete with the pinkish, brain-like Krang housed in the middle.

Wallets are for chumps, if you really want to tote around your fat stack of dough like a true shot-caller you need the AK-47 money clip. This bad-ass gold plated clip securely hugs your dough while its menacing AK-47 frame warns others to keep their distance.

Spoil your furry best friend during the hot summer months with the luxurious doggie bone pool. This doggie watering hole will fit in any backyard and has a comical bone shape Sparky will love. After protecting the home day in and day out, he deserves some R&R.

Experience the stuff dreams are made of with this amazing Mega Man light capsule hologram device. A must have art piece for Mega Man fans, the capsule displays the image by cleverly projecting a two dimensional video which gets reflected in a hologram-like manner.

Keep your hands nice and clean as you attack the delicious and buttery corn on the cob assassin style, using the ninja sword corn skewers. These sword shaped metallic skewers penetrate the cob with deadly accuracy so you enjoy your corn without any of the mess.

When you can’t decide what color to get your manicure/pedicure simply go with the rainbow splat nail polish and get all of them! This untraditional shade mashes together all the colors of the rainbow over a white backdrop to create a beautifully messy nail color.

The fractal lamp shades prove your teachers were right when they said math would come in handy in the real world. Each of these unique lamps uses a fractal design to create jaw-dropping lighting effects sure to make them the focal point of any room.

Yo dawg, we heard you like Xzibit, so we made you a 3D printed exhibit of Xzibit so you can exhibit your passion for all things Xzibit. This classic internet meme stands an impressive inch and half in stature, and will go great with your other 3D printed memes.

Forget about lame perpetual motion devices and switch to the levitating platform to really make a splash at the office. This unique platform levitates small objects to create a one of a kind illusion ideal for keeping you distracted while on the job.

Now with the Zelda apron you’ll be able to remain at the forefront of Hyrulian fashion even when you’re stuck at home smashing pots doing chores. Each apron is made entirely from cotton for the most comfortable fit possible and comes in either a Zelda or Toon Link design.

Ditch those conventional designer scarves and opt to show off your more industrial side when you begin sporting the knitted power cord. These quirky garments are entirely hand-made and are available in the classic safety orange color in addition to many others.

Enjoy the intoxicating aroma of your favorite sweets without consuming a single calorie with the Hershey’s syrup chocolate candle. The candle comes disguised like a small vat of delicious Hershey’s syrup that fills the entire room with a delicious aroma as soon as it’s lit.

You don’t have to be part of House Targaryen to get your hands on some rare and valuable dragon eggs. These custom-made eggs make excellent centerpieces and are available in the color styles shown on the TV series or from the book.

Carry a deadly weapon on you at all times with this tiny crossbow ring. Meticulously crafted by hand by Reddit user modestmouse89, this mini crossbow makes the perfect DIY project for styling your medieval man in functionality jewelry.

Who needs Victoria Secret when you happen to have the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles bra in your collection of intimates? These unique bras are hand painted with extreme detail to mimic the face of your favorite pizza-eating, crime-fighting, sewer-surfing turtles.

Enjoy summer the way it was meant to be when you take the floating island raft out on your next maritime excursion. This luxury float features a sturdy construction made to stand up to mother nature while it comfortably accommodates up to six people simultaneously.

Upgrade your dinky, weak human fingers with the mighty dragon claw ring to experience the power of having a 2” stainless steel blade affixed to your fingers. These medieval inspired creations will turn heads at every renaissance fair and convention you attend.

Never be caught in the wrong place at the wrong time when enjoying the great outdoors thanks to the cardboard shit box. This disposable eco-friendly contraption sets up in seconds to provide you with a place to take care of business when in the wild.

Overwhelm your inner geek with joy as you build yourself a one of a kind nixie tube thermometer. The thermometer features alluring nixie tube lights that display the temperature in either Celsius, Fahrenheit, and even Kelvin to provide cool lighting effects.

Never eat breakfast alone again as long as you have the Domo Toaster. This toaster is the quality kitchen appliance that not only resembles the loved Japanese cartoon on the exterior but also makes specialized toasts identical to Domo himself.

Thanks to the escape prevention dog harness you can finally let your small dog run free in the yard without worrying about them slipping through any small spaces. The harness’s humane design fits comfortably and contains a 10 ½” pole that prevents attempted escapes.

Take home a piece of vampire hunting history when you acquire the steampunk bow. This bow is fashioned from sturdy plastic and metal and designed to deliver a deadly stake through the chest of any undead monster; a must have for anyone planning a trip to Transylvania.

Now you can anthropomorphize basically any object you see on the street thanks to the giant googly eyes. These oversized eyes adhere to various types of surfaces and place a humorous spin on any situation. Virtually no one will be able to hold back their laughter.